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Education / Re: Principal Questioned For Conducting Virginity Tests On Pupils by emmxee(m): 1:20pm On Dec 19, 2012 |
My problem with you southerners is you think with your thick lips and your broad noses... You lack attitudes. mtcheew |
Events / Re: Vote For Isabella Ayuk At The Miss Universe 2012 Holding Tomorrow by emmxee(m): 2:16pm On Dec 18, 2012 |
hmm not bad i will not vote |
Jokes Etc / My Friend Akpors by emmxee(m): 10:43am On Dec 18, 2012 |
Akpor: In my dreams Rats play Football every night ! Doctor: Take this tablet you will be ok…. Akpor: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is Final Match. TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM. What will you call your Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister? Akpor: So simple, i’ll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM Teacher: If corn oil is made from corn & vegetable oil is made from vegetables. Wat is baby oil made from?.. Akpos: Babies . |
Jokes Etc / Nairaland Promotional Exam. by emmxee(m): 10:34am On Dec 18, 2012 |
Attempt all questions. Time: 1hr 30mins Section A: (All question carry equal marks) 1. What are the names of the two people holding hands when you switch on a Nokia phone? 2. If the past tense of Take is Took, what is the past tense of Make? 3. Which university in Nigeria has the highest number of ladies using blackberry phones? 4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on facebook, who sent the friend request and why? 5. If the cost of moi-moi is N10.50 ,what is the cost of moi? Section B: 1. Between the Nigerian Police and the Nigerian girls, who likes more money? 2. Using the almighty formula, calculate the diameter of Kainji dam.( take pi= 3.142) 3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi? 4. If your x-boyfriend/girlfriend wins N50,000,000 on who wants to be a millionaire after you broke up, find the value of X. 5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hr to deliver a typed speech in a national conference, how many days will it take Patience to deliver the same speech on the same occasion? GOOD LUCK! NO SIDE TALK & CHEATING 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Yakowas death - Buhari Postpones Birthday Lecture by emmxee(m): 8:10pm On Dec 17, 2012 |
wysenas: We all claim 2 be learned but we are not.sm people will just carry rumours or false allegatns just 2 discredit others.Buhari is a human and not a saint,he may hv one weakness or d other.what has he done 2 discredit him 4rm Aso Rock.well,i thx we are all feeling d heat now,suffering & smiling by late Fela of blessed memory.d problem with we d citizens of Nigeria is that tribalism and religious differences has taken over senses 2 reason well and do d rite thing.thats why our leaders take us 4 granted.imagine in a country where people cant eat 3 square meal,laptops and LCD TVs are shared in a wedding like pure water.d fuel subsidy crises early last year show that we can send d govt packing 4rm Aso Rock if we choose to like d Egyptians did.our destiny is in our hand but who will bell d cat?thats one question begging 4 an answer. |
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