Pynkylypz:
Are you a muslim or christian? Good morning

I am a Christian, why do you ask ?

Good morning darling, how was your night ?

Mariinee:
Lool.

It happens to you too? It's giving me the chills now.

Yeah, it happened to me the very day i opened this thread, creating the thread was my way out as i couldn't dare to sleep again


Hahaha i bet they gon come visiting you this night, brace yourself

BadBradley:
miserable? Are you not the sperm-guzzler who opened a thread advising ladies to be proud of their body counts?

Your vagina can take a fist and yet you will feel no sensation!!!

Miserable is you when you turned your vagina to a public spittoon and your skin carries the finger print of male strangers like the toilet walls in idumota market.

You’re a disgrace to womanhood and your vagina should be sewn up to prevent you from spurning little fatherless bastards all over the place.

Imbecilic Toto

Aye le ooh ibosi ohh

Mariinee:
Demonic visitation keh?
Emperorlee...please come. This thing happens to me sometimes oh. I will be awake in my mind and I won't be able to move or talk.
Sometimes, I will be thinking it's because I'm about to die so I will be reciting the Shahadah in my mind.

Is it a bad thing?

Isn't that a bad thing ? . That thing scares the hell out of me menh

BadBradley:


So you actually study me to the point of lumping me amongst other wordsmiths here? A couple of those monikers are well known here...

What never stops bothering me is how you lack the decorum to battle someone who has your life history.

You’re a sickle cell sufferer which means mum and dad are both 21st century noncompliant.

You’re a byproduct of inferior DNA from two donors who fūcked like chacma-baboons never pausing to realize they are offloading one little idiot whom Nairaland will eventually adopt as its official orphan.

The miserable thing about your existence is how you manage to local-search lezz to ease off the biological accident that came in form of your life.

Your hopelessness makes me believe in the Big Bang!!! I had believed Charles Darwin’s theory of evolution until I met you and realize every molecular cell in your DNA is inferior to that of an ape.

Here is where I beat you like a market thief, beheaded you like an ISIS propaganda victim and you had to plagiarise postmann’s (TheUmbra) line to stay afloat. https://www.nairaland.com/3935768/why-it-hard-lot-ladies/15#58859349

You’re in love with defeat and the only reason you keep coming back for more brutality is because your mother’s love for rough sex is alive in you.

The bitch knew your unlucky dad was suffering sickle cell but she opened her vagina riddled with louse infested pubic hairs to birth an unfortunate quirk of nature like you.

Your mother missed her chance of winning UNICEF prize award for never having the good graces to guide your Father’s bantam prick into her ass to offload the nutrient deficient sperm that eventually formed a baby born with corrupted red blood cells.


Now admit it, quoting me needlessly, stalking me like a crazed fan and having me whoop you around is the only medication to help you forgot your birth defects and make you live like any one of us.

Nothing you say or do will change the fact that you are born inferior biologically.

You owe humanity the kindhearted of not towing your parents path by burdening us with another child whose ailments has no medical remedy.


I AM IMPLORING YOU TO SUCCEED WHERE YOUR PARENTS FAILED.
Son of the mindless damned!!!

Haa i am not reading again

BadBradley:
This lezz dude must have left a burning coal in your heart! See how you stalk his moniker like a devout mono fixated fanboy.

Anyway the only reason your sickle sell parents married each other was because they were dumber than a mannequin and facially so hideous they were each other’s line of least resistance.

Your crush was the optiônal1 girl with a leg as formless as a 2by2 plank with hips like a boy’s.

She still left you and denied you here when she discovered you were a convulsive sickle cell sufferer that drools like a poisoned dog.

Your brain could only get you to study fine arts in unilag. The sperm of your sickle cell father lacks the properties to carry maths and indices.

When you’re not begging girls for money here with your plethora of monikers , you will be campaigning for sympathy by writing how you’re born with sickle cell disease and how your mom was murdered by her own brothers.

The only one who ever pity-dated you was the grotesque optional 1 who didn’t even have a campaign manager in last year miss Nairaland because her brand of ugliness brought an eclipse to west Africa the moment her photos went online.

Edimolu, darkenedbaboon, tearless, tluzzie you have deactivated more monikers than you can remember and I want to ask:

Is parental care a luxury in your lineage that you’re seeking attention and affection endlessly in Nairaland?

Ohh my God Optional, casualty of war

BadBradley:
The cûnt edimolu is now viewing as a guest waiting for me to leave before he types his repeated disses of 40 years When your upbringing is inferior to the basest angora-goat.

Your dead mother’s ghost will be hovering in a cloud of restlessness as she watches her eviscerated son about to join her.

Idiot forming keyboard worrior wannabe with a faceless dude when your uncles who killed your mother are still alive eating three times and peeing on her honourless, tiles-less grave.


Motherless bastard. Nairaland butthurt orphan.

Done for the day until you cross me again.

That time I will speed up your mother’s hell bound ghost to her destination where she will be fûcked with a coal fork by Beelzebub’s 6 dwarf pixies

You are under arrest

Dimples129:
Why am I laughing though

Ok. Superman get well soon

Are you really this dumb or you are just being stupid ? Like, don't you have sense ?

Mariinee:
Hmmm...

I have got 3 on my list and they can't be swapped for one another.
Papiku sh
Lsof dk
Empe rorlee.

T/D?

God be with us all.

naija2:
Why can’t females pay the same amount as the guys? Most of the ladies here wants equality.
(Including me)

Are you coming for the party ?

Ouagadougu repping

IamSINZ:



See as you describe am!

Hahahaha.

*Picks Race

Rukkydelta:

Lol
I'm not coming
Not the party types
Like I was I could have personally sponsor the party

Lmao, mouth don't pump tyres

Omotena, no go dey whine me jaare

IamSINZ:



She could choose to stay outta my reach. She's succeeded in doing that all these years...

An antelope can't outrun a Lion that's really really hungry. You are only letting her stay outta your reach because you are not ready yet.

badaoyeyemi:
Am serving my fatherland

Ahaah, i see.

I shall await your arrival at the whatsapp group then.

Have a nice one, dear.

Rukkydelta:

But I'm complaining
The price range is just too much
Even though they want to subsidies it for females to encourage more females to turn up cos it's normally males that turn up for nl party then it could have been like 4K for males,2K for females

And in case you don't know I'm a alpha woman

Ok alpha woman. Are you coming ? Pay 5k

End of story

IamSINZ:



Sure thing! If Roki will be there shaa...

Rokia2 ? She has no choice na

badaoyeyemi:
Currently in Ibadan.... But will be in Lagos at that time... So am definitely turning up

Yay yay, i think you should join the whatsapp group then so you won't miss out on any info.


Watchu doing in Ib though ? That's my hood, you know

IamSINZ:



That one na ancient of days

Hehehe So long it drives you to the venue here in lag, nothing does it then

Pynkylypz:
Good so far ! And yours?

Well, I can't complain. Just thought to say Hi when i saw you viewing .

Enjoy the rest of your day, cutie.

Rukkydelta:
Females and males ought to pay same price
What's such of gender discrimination is that?
I'm speaking as a feminist and a masculinist
We all should stop treating the females as weak
And we all should stop oppressing the male gender by giving them unfair treatment like this
#Gender Equality All The Way#

The males aint complaining, sweet sister . I am speaking for the Alpha males and not sissies BTW

IamSINZ:



Except this time, I'm coming In with this instead of the Rolls Royce

Is that your new whip, bruh ?

badaoyeyemi:
UNCROWNED...... Am fine....nd u....

Not bad at all. I am guessing you are in lagos. If i am right, will you be popping up at the party ?

IamSINZ:



Lol, that's not a problem. I'll come with my own crew. plenty for everyone!

Now, yo talking . Odogwu, enter majestically

Badaoyeyemi, our 'uncrowned' Miss Nairaland . How are you darl ?

Pynkylypz:
Good afternoon..
Fine thanks

How's your day so far ?

IamSINZ:



Brace for impact!

Go organise one for una way there, don't come and shorten our ration here

Pynkylypz, how do you do ?

IamSINZ:


Lol, bruh, if that lass is coming then I'll surely be in lag for the party.

Hahahaha no come ooh. No just come