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 Romance / Re: My Horrible Experience Having S*X For The Very First Time by EmzyT: 8:25am On Aug 20, 2022 |
| Romance / Re: My Horrible Experience Having S*X For The Very First Time by EmzyT: 8:24am On Aug 20, 2022 |
| Romance / Re: My Horrible Experience Having S*X For The Very First Time by EmzyT: 11:13pm On Aug 18, 2022 |
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| Romance / Re: My Horrible Experience Having S*X For The Very First Time by EmzyT: 11:11pm On Aug 18, 2022 |
After 200L first Semester and a long while of not discussing with Ella. One faithful day, we got talking on Whatsapp and she told me that she has packed out from her lodge again and now at Umueze  I asked why and she complained about her roommate, that she's a loud and dirty girl, how she brings in lousy friends and all that I paid her a Visit that same week Sunday. She was washing and doing some clean ups. We kept discussing and laughing together until she told me that after this, that she'll be bored and doesn't have anywhere to go to, she would like to follow me to my lodge and won't be coming back to hers that same day. And hope her tea is Available?! (Even after saying that, I didn't still feel anything nor thought about sex at all.) Chaii, naive me TO BE CONTINUED! 1 Like |
| Romance / Re: My Horrible Experience Having S*X For The Very First Time by EmzyT: 10:58pm On Aug 18, 2022 |
My friendship with Ella grew everyday. To me, It was more a casual friendship than anything else as I wasn't really into her! I was growing fond of Ella everyday as she seemed to be my boredom killer, but the feelings wasn't just there. All these while, Sex never crossed my mind for once. Ella, later packed out of the lodge as she was having problems with her Roommate, they were cat and rat. She got a new place, just some kilometers from our side and started living alone. After few months, she got another roommate who was her coursemates. I do go to visit her once a while. After 100L, I packed out of my Lodge at OBE to UMUEZE (OBE seemed like a starter pack for Esut students, the first place Esut students stay  . Umueze is more developed, crowded and lively) This time around, I furnished my room, bought DStv, TV, Home theatre, Generator, Bed Stand and stocked my kitchen with Different Foodstuffs. I was living Lavida already. (How I've always wanted my room to be in 100L) I informed Ella that I've packed out and no longer staying at OBE and she promised to come pay me a Visit some day reminding me to keep her tea for her. (When at OBE after she has packed out of our lodge, I once Invited her to come and take tea, egg and bread but unfortunately she wasn't around as she travelled) 1 Like |
| Romance / Re: My Horrible Experience Having S*X For The Very First Time by EmzyT: 10:47pm On Aug 18, 2022 |
I was still plotting my next move when I heard a knock on my door. I reached to the door and asked who it was. A Female voice answered; It's Ella. I opened the door and Let Ella come inside and we started conversing immidiately, she couldn't hide her annoyance towards me anymore as it seemed to her that I don't know I offended anyone. HER; Jeff, I'm angry with you. So you didn't see me for almost a week now and never bothered reaching out to me, you don't even have my number and I'm not sure you know my room ME; I honestly wanted to reach out to you but didn't know how to as I didn't have your number and you know it's kinda tiring asking people about you as I'm not that type of person that likes talking to everyone. HER; Even your Cousin? She has my number why didn't you ask her for it. ME; I didn't know she has your number na. Okay, let me have your number then (Extends my hands to give her my phone) she dialled her number and saved it. 1 Like |
| Romance / Re: My Horrible Experience Having S*X For The Very First Time by EmzyT: 8:33pm On Aug 18, 2022 |
The next day, there was no light, I was bored to stupor and really needed someone to talk to. My cousin isn't around as she travelled to Delta State. They were Done with Exams and ours (100L) was to start in a week time. I couldn't make calls too as GLO decided to show themselves that Particular day.  Ella, came to mind but I didn't know how to meet her, as I didn't know her room number and my ego (Yes, I'd say Ego coz I was never a shy Person) couldn't allow me to go ask for it. More so, she has a roommate. I was still there Wondering and Planning my next move, if I should just dress up and go to field or Biggie's Place (Biggie is a fat lazy friend I met at Nkponkiti, Enugu state. When I came for my ESUT POST UTME. I knew him through my friend whom we came from Lagos together as they were roommates and Schooling at IMT. I squatted at their Place for 3 days then. Biggie wrote Jamb that same year as me and Applied for Esut too) Omoh Biggie Lazy dieeee He can't cook, can't work, nothing nothing. biggie would rather starve to death than get up and go dish food from the kitchen for himselfIf he mistakenly cook noodles ehn, the pot and plate he used in eating would be unwashed for weeks. He is that lazy Just play games in his Laptop, eat and then sleep. There's something with fat People, they might be Very Lazy but are also Very funny and Fun to be with. 2 Likes |
| Romance / Re: My Horrible Experience Having S*X For The Very First Time by EmzyT: 8:09pm On Aug 18, 2022 |
Her facial Expressions could tell she wasn't happy with me, really my but local man didn't bother to ask what's wrong with her. I guess she was beginning to feel like I do not care about her or anything. Like, She's not really my Spec.  Some Lodgemates too do come to borrow Something (Both Males and Females but Mostly Females) Omoh, there's this Particular guy that I named "Borrow-Borrow Make me Rich" that guy can Borrow for Africa Infact, because of this Particular guy, I started Packing my Footwears inside so it'll look like no one is around. I already knew how he Walks (He's this type that drags their leg on the ground while walking as if Blocks are tired to the both legs ) so when he comes and knock. I wouldn't answer the door 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Phones / Re: The Last Person You Blocked, What Did They Do ? by EmzyT: 3:50pm On Aug 18, 2022 |
malikombi: Why comrade? Do you know if your destiny helper might be among them?
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| Phones / Re: The Last Person You Blocked, What Did They Do ? by EmzyT: 3:37pm On Aug 18, 2022 |
I don't block People, it'll look like I'm caging you and my Conscience will keep disturbing me that there are some people I had to set free I just delete you, your contact, Pictures (If I have one) etc and that's it.  2 Likes |
| Romance / Re: The Worst Pill I Had To Swallow As An Attractive Man by EmzyT: 1:16pm On Aug 18, 2022 |
Badboibipo: This one and S.iofra go create countless threads a Day, talk this one, talk that one with the hope that it'll hit Front page just for cheap Likes and Attention. Are you guys being paid for it?  Nawa ooo 1 Like
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| Politics / Re: Labour Party Town Hall Meeting In Kano (pictures) by EmzyT: 12:46pm On Aug 17, 2022 |
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| Romance / Re: My Horrible Experience Having S*X For The Very First Time by EmzyT: 10:48am On Aug 17, 2022 |
I opened the Pot and My stew has already turned to Oil I quickly called my Cousin and told her what happened, how I made stew with Pork meat only for me to come back and the stew is now very oily.After laughing at me, she then told me that I bought the fatty side, that Porkmeat has the meat (Which they'll rarely cut for you if you're inexperienced) and the Fat side (She was in Year 2 while I was just entering 100L chaii, Naive me, I swore never to ever cook with Porkmeat again Back to Emmanuella, I didn't set my eyes on her since that very first day we had a long conversation outside, I was hardly around in the lodge and I've never bothered knowing her room not to talk of going there to knock. So after like 3 days later, one early morning, I heard a knock on my door, I opened the door Lo and Behold it was Emmanuella wearing these ladies see through singlet without bra and her nipples were standing gidigba, my Odogwu nodded in Affirmation and before you could say Jack, the idiot has started rising slowly like early morning Sun she didn't come for anything else, she only came to borrow Maggi and Salt and left immidiately TO BE CONTINUED! 2 Likes |
| Romance / Re: My Horrible Experience Having S*X For The Very First Time by EmzyT: 10:36am On Aug 17, 2022 |
Sambab: Lies? Why should I start lying over frivolities? Even if I do, will I get credited? Would you be debited? You think everyone has same boring life as you? My dear if you didn't explore during your University days, some of us did. You shouldn't bother yourself reading "Lies" dear. You have no business being in this thread. 1 Like 1 Share
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| Romance / Re: Shameless SIMPS! by EmzyT: 10:26am On Aug 17, 2022 |
| Romance / Re: My Horrible Experience Having S*X For The Very First Time by EmzyT: 10:00am On Aug 17, 2022 |
The next day in the morning, I woke up, brushed my teeth, bathed, boarded a bus and headed to Gariki to buy some foodstuffs. I bought some stuffs for making Stew when it was time to buy Meat, I decided to try something new by ignoring the beef I normally buy to buy Pork meat (Anyone who schooled/is schooling at Esut can relate, as porkmeat is the most Popular meat at Agbani) so when I was at Gariki, I then decided buy it and use it to make stew. On getting home, I first cooked Rice and then it was time to cook stew. After cooking the stew with the Porkmeat inside. I closed my room and left as I was not hungry, only for me to come back at evening and wanted eating, I've put Rice in a Plate remaining to pour stew on top. As I opened the stew pot, I couldn't believe my eyes  1 Like |
| Romance / Re: My Horrible Experience Having S*X For The Very First Time by EmzyT: 9:49am On Aug 17, 2022 |
ME; Can we stay outside as I'm kinda feeling hot in here! HER; Alright. (Drags my plastic chair and headed Straight to the door) She sat on the plastic chair outside and I sat at the Balcony, I was with my MP3 which was connected to my phone and playing Musics. She requested to Connect, I then disconnected and she connected. BOOOOM she started playing all these Unknown Foreign Female Musicians music that I've never heard in my life We continued Gisting and that was when I requested to know her name and she said Emmanuella. She asked mine and I told her! She asked the Faculty I am, where my parents resides etc We gisted from that 7pm to 11pm and then nature was calling, I had to succumb to it I then told her I'm feeling sleepy and would love to go inside. I bade her farewell, entered my room and slept.1 Like |
| Romance / Re: My Horrible Experience Having S*X For The Very First Time by EmzyT: 9:37am On Aug 17, 2022 |
And the following Conversation Ensued; HER; Sorry, hope I'm not disturbing you? ME; Not really, I was literally sleeping because I was bored HER; Awwn, enjoyment. You don't wanna engage anyone in a conversation? ME; Not really, I barely know anyone here as I just became and Occupant, but with time, I'll get to know and converse with people here. HER; Alright then, if you say so. Let me see how your room looks (Comes in) Wow, your room looks good. ME; Thank you! Although I've not really started buying the stuffs I'll be needing! HER; You already have a reading table, Gas cooker and Pots. What and what would you be need again? Or do you want to start a family here in school? ME; (Laughs out Loud ) My room can't be like this dear. I'll still need to get alot of things(By this time, I was already sweating gradually as the room only has one window and is not that Ventilated for breeze to come in) 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Romance / Re: Nairaland Men Stop Disturbing Me Please(photo) by EmzyT: 10:58pm On Jul 30, 2022 |
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| Romance / Re: Nairaland Men Stop Disturbing Me Please(photo) by EmzyT: 10:58pm On Jul 30, 2022 |
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| Romance / Re: Nairaland Men Stop Disturbing Me Please(photo) by EmzyT: 10:57pm On Jul 30, 2022 |
Starzo: Alot of your Redpillers are the ones running those alternate monikers, they won't use their main and famous monikers to do it for fear of being embarrassed like this. ;3 Likes |
| Romance / Re: When Last Did You Send Your Boyfriend Money by EmzyT: 11:15pm On Jul 28, 2022 |
| Romance / Re: My Ongoing Ordeal With Loneliness by EmzyT: 11:10pm On Jul 28, 2022 |
I miss 2 minutes ago, when I never knew this rubbish you wrote Existed.
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| Politics / Re: 71% Of Newly Registered Voters Are Youths - INEC by EmzyT: 10:06pm On Jul 28, 2022 |
It's because we're all seeing some kind of hope in PETER OBI, that's why! Me too, I will be voting for the very first time in my Life come Next year. I just finished my own PVC registration yesterday! 
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| Romance / Re: This Is A Dustbin,oya Throw One Musician Inside by EmzyT: 6:58pm On Jul 28, 2022 |
| Romance / Re: I Nearly Kill Myself After I Discovered This My Biggest Act Of Stupidity/simpin by EmzyT: 6:57pm On Jul 28, 2022 |
| Romance / Re: What Particular Betrayal Made You A Bad Guy, Redpillar Or Bad Girl? by EmzyT: 6:51pm On Jul 28, 2022 |
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| Romance / Re: What Particular Betrayal Made You A Bad Guy, Redpillar Or Bad Girl? by EmzyT: 6:48pm On Jul 28, 2022 |
| Romance / Re: Have U Borrow Money From Loan App ...tell Us Ur Experience by EmzyT: 12:10pm On Jul 28, 2022 |
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