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Religion / Re: Man Faces Sound System In Direction Of Church That Always 'disturbs' Him by Encyclopedia1: 12:22am On Nov 25, 2020
I don't think but I am sure something is worrying u sir. How can u say all these? Oh!!!! You must be a fool.
Someone is sleeping his sleep jeje and u are making stupid noise. He used his senses to bring out a speaker to counter ur stupid noise and u are saying this?
If I were the guy, I would have played Olamide Badoo "Won a ba e do"
You are so stupid to even reply with this ur message. It is ur generation to the 10th and beyond that will have spiritual deafness.
Omo ale jatijati. Did Jesus go from house to house or scream in a Church before he got his message accepted? Ode....

NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


He should not incur the wrath of God by doing this; how can anyone say the sound of the gospel is noise to him?
Shebi, if God makes his next 4 generations to suffer from irreversible deafness they will say that God has started.

But the devil can sha give us ingenious ways of shutting out the word of God.
Back in the days when I was an unbeliever before I eventually gave my life to Christ and finally backslided, there was this Jehovah Witness couple that would never let me be.

Every Sunday they'd stroll into my parlor to share the goodnews. Out of civility, I'd listen to them and even offer them refreshments till the day one lady who had just been recently widowed finally agreed to visit me after 2months of non-stop follow-up. We were just about to start "egwu jigida" when my JW friends knocked.

I mumuishly opened the door and they ended up making my new convert their new convert.
That was the begining of my sworn enmity with the JW sect and till this day, whenever they come visiting, I ensure I have porn playing on the TV.

It hasn't always had the scarecrow effect on them because it has helped me convert at least eight JW ladies to my bedmates.

It was after tasting a Jehovah Witness woman that I understood why they say that paradise is here on earth.
Celebrities / Re: Blackface Accuses Burna Boy And Wizkid Of Stealing His Song by Encyclopedia1: 4:55pm On Nov 23, 2020
Na everybody de tif ur song. I beg go sidon.
Sports / Re: Vincent Enyeama Urges Senator Kalu To Invest In Enyimba Instead Of Arsenal by Encyclopedia1: 6:54am On Nov 21, 2020
I'm sure Vincent knows little or nothing about returns on business. grin grin grin grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Accuses Pfizer, Others of Working Against His Re-Election Which He "Won" by Encyclopedia1: 6:52am On Nov 21, 2020
Idddiot!!!!!!!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Kayleigh McEnany Tweets Sinach’s Song'Way Maker' Over Trump, US Election Result by Encyclopedia1: 11:01pm On Nov 04, 2020
Xscape1993:
Win is a sure for Trump.
Sebi u are the one counting the votes. Ozuo!!!
Religion / Re: Why Christians Should Stop Publicizing The Errors Of God's Servants by Encyclopedia1: 2:56pm On Oct 25, 2020
But sometimes I think you guys are so dumb. How can you say committed an ERROR? Read ur caption well. How can you say your God committed an ERROR? God is self sustaining and self sufficient. He doesn't not commit error but u just said it. O ga oo. When we have a religion based on self belief, this is what Moses will always see at the gate.
Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed On EndSARS: We Have Met Demands, We Can't Go Beyond What We've Done by Encyclopedia1: 8:48am On Oct 18, 2020
Mr. Lai, shey ko reyin sir? E ti nshiere. We go run una comot got that place soon. Eegbadun.

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Crime / Re: Kishore Aman: Nigerian Arrested In India For Selling Drugs To Bollywood Actor by Encyclopedia1: 10:39pm On Oct 04, 2020
Ndigbo gburugburu U guys have done it again.
Romance / Re: Lady Says Her Boyfriend Is Stingy For Giving Her N15k To Celebrate Her Birthday by Encyclopedia1: 8:27pm On Oct 02, 2020
To slap her de hungry me.
Family / Re: Married At 13, Mother Of 8 At 27: How Enugu Teenager Finally Escaped A Hell. by Encyclopedia1: 7:08am On Sep 06, 2020
Some people are bastards. If this happened in the North, they will have started insulting Islam. I tot the people in question are Christians.

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Religion / Re: Meet Nigerian Pastors Who Own Private Jets. (photos, Video) by Encyclopedia1: 3:01pm On Aug 23, 2020
90% of Pastors are Yahoo Yahoo daddies!!!! Let them use Ogun and Sango to swear that they are not stealing from people's sweat. Awon Ole jatijati

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Politics / Re: Lauretta Onochie To Oyedepo Over Rejection Of CAMA: Build Your Own Country by Encyclopedia1: 11:42pm On Aug 18, 2020
lexy2014:


What is d truth that she told?
You go school I'm sure.
Politics / Re: Lauretta Onochie To Oyedepo Over Rejection Of CAMA: Build Your Own Country by Encyclopedia1: 9:31pm On Aug 17, 2020
ERockson:
This woman is carrying curses
You are so dumb!!! She came out bold to tell u the truth and u are saying this? U are dumb.
Sports / Arsenal Sign Willian On Free Transfer. by Encyclopedia1: 11:03am On Aug 14, 2020
Arsenal have signed Brazil midfielder Willian on a three-year deal after the 32-year-old's contract with Chelsea expired.

The Blues had offered the player a new deal but were unwilling to match what the Gunners had on the table.

"I believe he's a player that can really make a difference for us," said Arsenal boss Mikel Arteta.

"We had a clear intention to strengthen in the attacking midfielder and the winger positions."

Willian made 339 appearances for Chelsea after signing from Russian side Anzhi Makhachkala for £30m in 2013.

He won five major honours with the Blues, including two Premier League titles and the Europa League, and was voted the club's players' player of the year twice.

"He is a player that gives us a lot of versatility - he can play in three or four different positions," added Arteta.

"He has the experience of everything in the football world but still has the ambition to come here and contribute to bring the club where it belongs.

"I have been really impressed with all the talks I have had with him and how much he wanted to come."

Arsenal finished eighth in the Premier League last season, while Chelsea were fourth and secured a Champions League spot.

However, the Gunners did beat their London rivals in the FA Cup final - a game Willian missed through injury - to make sure of a place in the Europa League.

Crime / Re: Nduka Anyanwu Of Lord's Chosen Impregnates 2 Underaged Sisters 13 & 17 Years Old by Encyclopedia1: 3:24pm On Aug 05, 2020
Devil is a lier. Our Pastor can't impregnate people. Na holy spirit he send. Bastard!!!!!!
Family / Re: Teenagers Dedicate Their Newborn Son In Delta Church by Encyclopedia1: 6:42pm On Jul 26, 2020
See fools. If this happened in the North, it will be labelled Teenage Muslims or child marriage.

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Crime / Re: 6 Rifles Uncovered In Christ Holy Church, Delta State, As Police Arrest Pastor by Encyclopedia1: 8:10am On Jun 29, 2020
Terrorist Pastor join with tif tif. Ooleee. Barawo banza
Religion / Re: Prophet Paul Abam Caught Burying Charms In Someone's House In Cross River (Pics) by Encyclopedia1: 7:01pm On Jun 16, 2020
Na Dem Dem. We Sabi Dem die. Fake people, fake Pastors.
Crime / Re: Pastor Kolawole Samson Sentenced To Death By Hanging For Murder In Ondo by Encyclopedia1: 1:25pm On May 30, 2020
All of them fake Pastors. Tif Tif, kill kill, lier lier, oole ole!!!!!!!
Education / Re: Please Help My English Is Very Bad by Encyclopedia1: 7:17am On May 27, 2020
Can it be as bad as Jennifers? If it is then I can't deal. grin
Religion / Re: German Church Opens Doors For Muslim Worshippers During Ramadan by Encyclopedia1: 8:48pm On May 23, 2020
Yobabad:
Why must the do that? Muslims can never do that kind of gesture to any religion in the world, why being fair to them when they can never be fair to others. Most Muslims can never wish happy Christmas or Easter, but some none Muslims will be wishing them happy Salah. Muslims are very bigotry. The criticize any Muslim who wish a none Muslim well.
Go and die now. Abi
Politics / Re: Ebonyi Seeks Approval For $80m Islamic Bank Loan by Encyclopedia1: 4:22pm On May 15, 2020
helinues:


Islamatization of Ebonyi state loading... grin cheesy
I tot the government of Ebonyi requested for the islamization. Dirty fools. When Dem no islamize una nko? Wetin una gain?
Politics / Re: COVID-19: Kano In Trouble - Governor Ganduje Says by Encyclopedia1: 12:13pm On May 04, 2020
Bros, how far with all the Dollars u collected? Use it to make sacrifice for the gods na. cheesy grin grin
Health / Re: Anxiety In Kano Over Continuing Deaths, People Leaving Ancient City In Droves by Encyclopedia1: 12:08pm On May 04, 2020
Let's jump and dance singing "Ba Corona! Ba Corona!! Ba Corona!!!"
Are the mumus not singing again? They just started dying. grin grin grin
Religion / Re: Pastor Caught With Charms In Wardrobe: I Am A Spiritual Man, Not A Native Doctor by Encyclopedia1: 1:29am On Apr 29, 2020
All of them are the same including the followers. Lagos Ibadan Express is thier abode. If u know u know.
Crime / Re: Woman Accuses St Raphael Hospital Ikorodu Of Stealing One Of Her New Born Twins by Encyclopedia1: 12:08am On Apr 28, 2020
This is what I call Gobe!!!!!
Romance / Re: What's The Worst Thing Your Ex Ever Did To You? Share Your Experience!!! by Encyclopedia1: 12:01am On Apr 28, 2020
zionmde:
Some of her wedding pictures were taken with the phone i bought for her
Must have pained u so much. grin

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Romance / Re: What's The Worst Thing Your Ex Ever Did To You? Share Your Experience!!! by Encyclopedia1: 12:00am On Apr 28, 2020
She started dating my best friend despite me knowing he was toasting her, bleeped him and got preg. It was the most painful experience I've ever had.

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Family / Re: How Do I Handle A Husband Who Wants To Have Sex Almost Everyday? by Encyclopedia1: 11:54pm On Apr 27, 2020
Results of Corona. Kindly marry a second wife for him. There is love in sharing. grin
Religion / Re: The Way Out Of COVID-19! - By TB Joshua by Encyclopedia1: 2:24pm On Apr 21, 2020
COVID-19 wey u and ur foolish followers no see when u de see vision last year. Go and sleep joorr

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Travel / Re: Lockdown Day 17: Video From Lagos Streets by Encyclopedia1: 11:49pm On Apr 17, 2020
All lies. Come to Ikorodu.
Politics / Re: FG To Pay For Free Power Supply, Says Discos by Encyclopedia1: 9:42pm On Apr 09, 2020
De one u de give or the one wey u no give ?

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