So girls are looking for who to suck their bress

Den when you ask them "can I suck ur bress?", they slap u

Ayam not understanding

Don't do it Bro.

A friend of mine lost her baby girl at age 11 and it devastated her.

If you really love her, then maybe you guys can adopt.

sexybbstar:
Why would you use someone else's picture as ur profile pics all because u wanna have plenty friend requests.. are you mad??
If you are ugly, be proud of it and let us know.. stop confusing us here.Are we together?

So because u have small yansh, yuwa feeling fly

you have to filter these chicks men

Martinez19:
lol. Even if women are not chasing men, that doesn't mean you should expect them to pay for dinner when you invite them. Did they force you to invite them? For crying out loud, you are hosting the woman. It is simple, if you won't pay then don't invite them. Can you invite Queen Elizabeth to a dinner and ask her to pay?

OP, no fall my hand o.

hehe, the Queen haba na

anywho, i said forget about the first date, what about the second, third, fourth...

a guy is earning 200k, a girl is earning 300k, yet the guy is expected to pay for everything.

u sef reason am na, what does she do with her money

simplyhonest:
the first impulse is to condemn the soldiers.... but we should also realise the emotional state of the men in the Armed Forces... besides, if we later discover that this 'innocent' man was a kidnapper or an armed robber... am sure many of us will suggest worse treatment than this...

there is no excuse for this brah! no excuse whatsoever!!!!!!!

goldedprince:

bro, if na only one soldier, me sef swear, we go die there, but if them plenty, i go just obey them.
but i swear, i go trace them and retaliate one after the other. i have done it before.

na wa oh, what kind of country is this

so we all have to turn vigilante now in search of justice

barbaric armed forces

Friedyokes:
probably just beat u up really bad

guess i would have to take it then, taking legal action later.

reminds me of all those bullies in my secondary school days. when i was still forming scared, they would say wash my clothes, I would wash them, even when there was no water, no light, you would be searching for these items, neglecting your studies.

not untill, i said, you know what, if you want to kill me, just kill me

from then on, fetch me water, NO!
wash my clothes, NO!
give me money, NO!

you can slap me from now till God comes, I am not washing ur muthafvking clothes, case closed.

then when the U.S refuses to sell weapons to Nigeria, we scream CONSPIRACY

do you guys think abuse of human rights is only when soldiers kill an unarmed civilian

NO!!!

the devil is in the details, details such as these we see everyday.

They tell you to kneel down, frog jump, enter the gutter, roll on the floor...

what sort of barbarism is this

sometimes i wish i had the power of mind control, so that when all this shhhh happens, i can just control the mind of all Nigerians in the vicinity to act as one and treat such fvck up by these bloodsuckers.

that's why they don't want us to own guns, I would have fvcked this nigggah up from a vantage position with a glock 19, bastards

owooba:
i Swear to god if that kind of situation ever happen to me we all going to die there, before i surrender to go into that mud water.... at the end of the day it is to much hungry power thirst people in the damn country, everybody one flex muscle because you be soldier.... HOW I WISH ONE OF THIS SO CALLED MILITARY GUY GO TRY ME. And am not bragging but we all going to die. #WORD#FACTZ OF LIFE

i feel u bro, we might as well all die there

Just imagine, you are a father with your wife and children in a car, then for whatever reason or offence committed, some ediot soldiers now say you should do this, or kneel down...

I will NEVER!!!!

what will they do for disobedience, will they shoot me

Martinez19:
OP, what sort of nonsense is this? You invited someone to dinner and you want the person to pay with her money? Did you make the money for her? If you know you are not ready to pay, don't bother inviting her. She can only pay if she invited you or if she volunteers despite you inviting her(which is not expected of her).

Haba, op, you fall my hand o.

I don't understand.

If you are my guy and i say, "bro, lets go get some chinese", would you be expecting me to pay like seriously

if you didn't have money at the time, you'd simply tell me you don't have money at the time and it would then be left to me to see if i'm willing to have your back as pertains to the bill.

most women won't even invite men for dinner, so what are you saying how many women do you see daily running after men, collecting their numbers, inviting them to dinner and then paying for dinner

ikp120:

Make I help you complete the lyrics

"Whine for the boss,

I say make you whine for the boss"

Shey e correct?

Lolz

what you are trying to do here is mix pounded yam with mashed potatoes

Ediot saying, it's his only way out, bla bla bla

if only she had a chance, i'm sure she'll like

thehedge:
BECAUSE HE ASKED THE GIRL OUT, HE HAS TO PAY. FULL STOP!!

interesting thread tho, nice tactic to marry a desperado

he asked her out on the first date, so i can understand that. what about the second, third, fourth date

some girls can't even pay for ice cream at coldstone, ICE CREAM!!!!

u need to do a HIV and blood group test.

if both check out, then why would you really care about her past

let me share some lyrics from the great backstreet boys:

"I don't care who you are,

where you're from,

what you did,

as long as you love me baby"

Angeleena:
not a big deal though..

that's what I'm talking about!!!

we need more girls like you.

see guys blaming the boyfriend, forgetting about the existence of the bro code



ye must not find ye bros girlfriend anyway attractive

my bros girlfriend is like plank to me, i see and feel nothing when i gaze upon her, not a thing

why is it that when a guy asks a girl out to dinner, he is automatically assumed to be the one to pay the bill at the end of the night

however, when a guy asks his fellow guy to join him for drinks or food at a restaurant, they split the bill.

when a girl asks another girl to join her for drinks or dinner, they too split the bill.

isn't it hypocrisy to want gender equality on one hand and then turn around to act like some incapacitated person when the bill comes

I can understand if this is just the first date and the guy was the one that invited her, but what about the second date, third, fourth...

you can find out a lot about a girl you think you like on the first 3 dates you go on. If she doesn't open her wallet even once within this period, then it is safe to say she's not the one for you.

Prettythicksmi:
This is madness

madness

I just hope they don't eventually go broke. That would be very sad.

Thought jay would be a bit wiser than this, but I feel it is Beyonce the pushed him into such a ridiculous purchase.

Women always pushing men to get the best things.

That girl in the pic is cuuute

Damn, I need to get married

wait..

If I were a girl

Even just for a day

I would play with my tits

and never get confronted for it

Cause they stick up for me


If I were a girl

Rosskii:


You guess. Keep guessing, while I show you the truth.

Indians Poorer than Africans, new research shows:

http://www.primepost.in/more-poor-in-india-than-africa/

I'm out now, when I get back, I would definitely retort.

Meagangood, marieolae and ZoeZaldana in no particular order.

Honestly, if I could get 24hours with them, I'd ask for permission to give them head and if they oblige, then it'll be heavenly tasting, licking, tongue thrashing... for sweet 24 hours.

Rosskii:


Don't give me that crap.

India today can call itself the giant of South Asia. For several reasons. BUT India has numerous challenges - mass poverty, mass illiteracy, huge slums etc etc. They even suffer regular power outages.

BUT they are a rising giant in Asia.

SAME AS NIGERIA IN AFRICA.

If you have a problem with that, Go jump in the Atlantic.

A rising giant That's a new one, more like a sleeping giant.

India may have issues, but I highly doubt they have miserable issues such as ours. I need to research their power production, but I think they are even already a nuclear power, so obviously they are taking the right steps and following through, I guess.

In Nigeria, people don't follow through. Civil servants don't follow through and the government hardly ever follows through.

So how do you awake a sleeping giant that has been inebriated by sloth and other vices?

Definitely not by cuddling and pampering, which is exactly what you're doing. We require the shocking truth at all times. Shock therapy.

It's not that difficult to lay a chic

The chickens that I got for my poultry business are constantly laying new chics every month

You just have to feed the the right meals and also provide water.

Rosskii:


Obviously your tiny brain sees only black or white. A country is either El Dorado or it is Hellfire. It can't be 'developing'. That's your problem. Move out if you can't handle it.

Rosskii see ehn, ur my guy, so no need for insults or subtle jabs!

However, your naivete when it comes to the true view of things in Nigeria is quite disconcerting. Or maybe you just put up a facade when discussing Nigeria to protect your ego from being bruised my foreigners or something, I dunno.

However, it's only until we identify a problem, that we can embark on a solution.

Rosskii:

Nigeria generates over 15,000 megawatts of electricity per annum, and private generators are a part of that calculation. All developing nations on earth experience power supply issues.




That is an outrageously FALSE statistic. A rural farmer may nor have much paper money, but his agricultural assets are worth far more than ''a dollar''. Use your brain and quit parroting every silly foreign made statistic you come across.



WRONG. Literacy levels in Nigeria now approach 80% according to the latest UNICEF figures.



Well off enough to fill out our shopping malls, to the point that states are struggling to build more shopping malls to cope with the HUGE demand.



Don't bother. Go to school and learn a thing or two before speaking of things you know nothing about.

My bad then, Nigeria is a dream country were everything works.

We have at least 20 hours of power per day,
we have low inflation,
we have a strong currency,
we have beautiful roads with underground drainages, not open gutters
we have an active and vibrant police force that responds to your issue in 20mins or less
we have water going to each and every home
we have very low unemployment rates
we have a thriving manufacturing culture and we export finished goods
we have the top schools in the world with nothing like strikes, making 4 year courses become 7 year courses.
we have a strong military with sophisticated weapons
...

My bad, it was my mistake

Rosskii:
Is anyone still contesting Nigeria's position as the Giant of Africa?

Here are the Facts.

1 Now approaching 200 million, Nigeria is Africa's most populous nation, and the 7th most populous country on earth after China, India, the United States, Indonesia, Brazil, and Pakistan.

2 Africa's largest economy with an annual GDP of $540 billion.

3 The nation with the highest number of university educated professionals in Africa.

4 The largest middle class on the African continent.

5 The largest and most successful film and multimedia industry in Africa, and the third largest on earth.

6 The Entertainment capital of Africa

7 The Music capital of Africa, producing more globally acclaimed stars than the rest of Africa combined.

8 The Fashion capital of Africa. Designs by Nigerians are stocked in major fashion outlets across the world.

9 The most developed oil and gas industry in Africa.

10 The most extensive road transport network in Africa.

11 The telecoms capital of Africa, with over 110 million mobile phone accounts.

12 The largest Internet connectivity levels in Africa with a projected 84 million active internet users by 2018

13 According to Wikipedia, ''Nigeria is considered to be an emerging market by the World Bank. It has been identified as a regional power on the African continent, a middle power in international affairs, and has also been identified as an emerging global power. Nigeria is a member of the MINT group of countries, which are widely seen as the globe's next "BRIC-like" economies. It is also listed among the "Next Eleven" economies set to become among the biggest in the world.''

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigeria

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Just give it a rest, please!!!!!

Ordinary electricity you don't have. How many megawatts of power are you producing? 4000mw? Big freaking joke.

200 million you say? With most living on a dollar a day. Most are illiterate.

What exactly is middle class in Nigeria, when official official minimum wage is N18, 000. Just how well off are these so called "middle class"?


I can't cut through all your points right now, but dude, give it a rest.

Why do they even host "nairaland" pool parties, like wtf

I just don't get it!

I'd understand if nairalanders were all constrained in an apartment, with posters on each floor posting away. Then it'll make sense for Yall to host a party, since, on your way to the laundry room of the apartment you can be like, "guy, shey u dey land abi?", "is that girl on 2nd floor with big yansh coming? "," I'm rolling with u"...

However, nairalanders are scattered across the globe, so unless the likes of Beyonce are nairalanders, I just don't see how all the single ladies, not located in lag, would actually pay for flight and bus tickets for something very iffy

Then there is the creep factor, since nairaland isn't just a site for the sane, but for the insane as well, since they don't discriminate. So it's like, okay, who's a psycho here Who

Then there is a lack of good precedence set my the previous party, where is was said attenders or attendees were spotted begging for pure water.

...


wait, we just received news that those begging for pure water were the "istandWithBuhari" protesters. My apologies.

Anywho, I don't think this party is a good look at all!

I used to think I wouldn't be comfortable with my future wife earning more than I do, but due to all this feminism bs going around, I'm starting to have a rethink

I mean men and women are equal right

As long as I have my money, I really can't give 2 fvcks about what my wife has.

I buy her a car, she buys me a car; and I think to myself, what a wonderful world