youngest85:
Language barrier

Barrier?

Aka boundary? Aka border?

Signs that we need to split the country, drawing up new borders?

Can an igbo man rule osun or Lagos?

Can an hausa man rule Anambra?

In the U.S, you just have to be a resident of the state to become a governor. They don't care if you were born in texas or Newyork, before you can rule california.

So are we really one Nigeria them?

truth

nuts or no nuts

creative

download speed

tapping current

The right way and the wrong way

Really need to go

Talk2Bella:



looool

nah I'd pass

my vibrator is still functional

hahahahaha

See this small NYSC bruska

I need to retrain u

Bro, don't sweat it.

Here's what you do. Go to the market and buy the following items:

N100 Mango

N200 Orange

N50 lime

Then on your way back, find a pine tree, climb it and pluck some pines.

When you get home, peel all the fruits and mix them with the pine extract. Pour in a bottle and that's it.

You will smell like the rain forest on a beautiful morning.

I can't be too sexy on easter Sunday

agbangam:



U guys ehhnnn, una must just find a way to praise dat chief of all looters. Till dis day u guys have refused to tell Wike to complete d light rail Amaechi started, but d one wey PMB complete u guys will quickly scream GEJ started it. Una dey try oo

You mean the multibillion naira 3km railway

Deseo:


Its about taking care of oneself just like we do when we are newly in love. I have vowed to my unborn kids and hubby I'm yet to meet, that I shall be the best, sexiest wife and mother to ever walk this earth, not to get fat and heavy after one baby.

hmmm, can we hookup

I also made that same vow. 6pack for life, no matter the egusi, liver, shaky and brokoto that u give me

yarimo:
May God bless AMEACHI, that is one of his achievements as transport minister just short period of time as minister. Carry on sir. Haters beware

We are not up to two years yet in this administration. We are like 23 months in.

It took Buhari 6 months to appoint ministers.

23-6=17.

So you're saying that Ameachi planned, executed and procured everything for a railway that goes from Abuja to Kaduna, all in 17months? In this Nigeria?

From paper design, to settlements for right of way, to laying of tracks, to procurement of trains, testing... all in 17 months

"Men lie, women lie, numbers dont"

rusher14:


He was and still is.

Lol, most of the apc guys back then were saying these tracks and trains were substandard.

Even Ameachi said he never knew trains were running in Nigeria, lol,talk about a clueless minister of transportation.

https://www.nairaland.com/2808777/amaechi-never-knew-railway-transport

At least in GEJs time, trains started moving again.

Fashola in opposition was bad mouthing these developments, yet he couldn't even complete phase 1 of his own train project, which he bragged would be completed by June 2013 or so, lol.

Anyways bro, judge the clueless-ness for yasef!

and they called GEJ clueless

hopefulLandlord:
I reject the idea that Jesus "died" for anybody's sins or any other reason (many bad arguments here) specifically because if you die horribly on the strangely-named "Good" Friday and then come waltzing back out according to the story on Sunday afternoon, you haven't "died". But people don't like it when I rephrase it to "Jesus had the shittiest weekend ever for your sins." I'm not even sure how bad the rest of his weekend was. Was he strolling around in hell? Chilling with his dad/himself/petting zoo/aviary?

Like many others, I don't mean to minimize the suffering of everyone who was crucified, including this guy. While not the most terrible way to die that I can think of, I'm sure it was just awful. But can someone explain how the "forsaking" part works? If Jesus is god, how can he forsake himself? If he's not, wasn't it the plan for God to give his only begotten son to have the shittiest weekend ever for your sins? In that case, this is collusion, not abandonment, right? Or did Jesus not know? How could he not? (And it would make Judas a necessary part of the plan, and maybe the most loyal character in the story, knowing how he would be portrayed later).

Is the substitutional atonement only "activated" if Jesus is unaware of his own plan? How can he keep his own plans from himself? His character seems to have a moment of psychic prediction at the last supper.

I find this whole thing very convoluted and confusing.

What makes you think that Jesus was unaware of what was to come?

Scripture is filled with evidence of him being aware of his fate throughout his life.

Let's say you were Judas I was Jesus at the time and I say to you, one of you will betray me, wouldn't it be left to you at that point to make a choice?

In no way was Judas influenced to make a choice at that very moment. His choice was his and his alone.

Who is to say that if Judas hadn't betrayed Jesus, that he still wouldn't have been crucified on the cross?

sonmvayina:
A sacrifice to end all sacrifice
..problem though, while will God, sacrifice his son to himself to appease himself, so that he can forgive his servants..

It's to show the greatest humility and love the world had and would ever know.

So as soon as you blow whistle, EFCC go just begin dey run bah! No questions asked.

Abi, EFCC na dog Bingo

Cause when I blow whistle, my bingo start running to me.

omenkaLives:
Na wa oo!! Op, how did you come about your title

Source title says "pressure mounts on EFCC to speak out on recovered n15billion" and you go "EFCC plans to pocket $5m ikoyi money"..

Oga, ayam not understanding. .

Please read the post again.

It said the EFCC had originally reported 37 million, until the money was claimed by NIA to be 43 million. That is when EFCC now said that the money was 43million.

Get it

Two years later and they are still mentioning GEJ

Brace up Ppl, we are in for a bumpy ride at the Blame Game fare.

OAUTemitayo:
So you think EFCC will find it difficult to open this type of safes?
Ordinary assassins sabi open any door talkless of a top and government institution like EFCC.

Omo 007, with spare key

Quality agency that can magically conjure up spare keys, but can't find the owner of the house?

Hehe, the key even get spare

... And they are adding tint permit to all this wahala?

A cursed country.

Tint permit?

Biometrics?

Biometrics for tint?

I just hate my country at times. What sort of insanity is this?

I will never do it, never!!!

This country is sick and cursed.

So I will do biometrics in order to ride around in my car that came tinted from the factory?

God please heal this nation

... But Nigerians are ignorant sha!

See people shouting "you must use the bank", shoo!

When did illiteracy levels get so high in this country?

Even ordinary oceans eleven should tell you that some establishments can have huge amounts of raw cash.

People are now saying the burden of proof rests on the accused, but how?

There is no evidence as of now of any illegality, so the burden of proof of any perceived crime should rest on the accuser, the EFCC in this case.

More importantly, why do people think you must use banks? Okay, if you say you must use banks, then show me the law that states the cash limit one must stick to.

If you can't, then it means the EFCC must also come for you, with that N200 in your pocket, cause why are you holding cash? You could have used your card.

I just don't get the citizens of this country sometimes. We can't progress if illiteracy remains this h
igh.

Daboomb:


It is not the "Looters" fault!
It is the fault of "stewpid masses" ......... and we see the way some of you back them (The Sarakis, The Dino Melayes, Olisah Metuhs, Iboris, Dasukis, e.t.c)!
Stewpid masses who cannot take their country back from the looters but would rather be praise-singing the very people who oppress them.

Until the stewpid masses grow some balls and take back their citizenship, they are just what they are: PAWNS!
How can less than 10,000 thieves hold over 100,000,000 'masses' by the jugular?


BTW: That person is just an attention seeker!
All you need to do, in any country where dual citizenship is not allowed, for you to take up their citizenship, is to JUST SIGN A LETTER RENOUNCING IT.

Ask yourself: Does every Nigerian living in those countries have to write the Embassy asking their citizenship to be renounced for them?
You know now, LiePODs must behave like LiePODS!

You mentioned Dino, Ibori and the rest, but you didn't mention one single Yoruba person.

I hope we can see why this country needs to be separated.

Untill then Yorubas will keep hailing Tinubu, Igbos will hail Ibori and northerners will hail IBB.

By God's grace, this nation will separate, then tribalism will be killed and progress shall be made from the birthed nations.

Only a fool does the same thing over and over again and expects a different result.

In the year 2050, I bet you, the then power minister will be saying "due to gas constraints, our power turbines have been shut down, hence no electricity".

God please come to the aid of your children and undo what the British did and all the suffering that has followed till date.

JustinSlayer69:


LOL. I don't even know where to begin to dissect your stupidity. If you do a CT scan, I swear you would see cotton wool in the space where you should have brains.

Instead of behaving like a rabid dog online, why not take your chest beating to the British Consulate or American Embassy to complain? Stop barking online , go and meet Theresa May in the UK to voice your complaints. Passport of what country do you use again?

LOL. You amuse me so much. I would like to study you as a scientific lab specimen. Hahaha

So you can't even counter just one point?

I was excited seeing so many words in your response, hoping to at least find a point.