u want to be a troll, fine, but do u have to use bible quotes

taking it to far yes

This is my speedometer whenever I'm leaving that airport

I think it is.

Most of the time, you lose touch with your first love because you are both heading in different directions in life.

She's staying put, you are going away for school,

You leave town to find a better job,

...

When it's mutual, there's nothing like it.

When lust comes in second

That first hug, when you feel just how precious she is,

That first kiss


sigh

sweetjude:
we lodged into oriental hotel we collect the cheapest room 60k people get money oooo , we enter early one kobo no go waste , breakfast was good but na beach i wan go new girl for today movement done arrive ph boy no time i done zelezu her , old one gone , life na small small body no be fire wood , yoruba girls no get problem , they sabi cooperate respect to all yoruba girls , my cousin been dey follow one white man argue for the bar i snap the white man , him no know anything





i gave the girl of yesterday money to do her hair , i hide her face well even hide body

I am coming over to confirm your story

Leaving Oniru now

miss tolulope95, i think ur adorable and i wanna get a shot to get to know you

not a stalker and not a weirdo

just an Engineer that thinks u are like, so well built, hehe

fyi, left that voicenote on the wrong thread, don't even know how that happened, oh well!

send me a message sweetheart, I won't mess it up.

stay at lekki also

littlewonders:



She position wella. Imagine the back groove.

Oh no! My zip don spoil again.

bruh! i can't be on this thread men

bye

what if God is using Buhari to punish Nigerians for voting based on sentiments

I remember people saying that they'd vote for him, even if all he presents is "Nepa Bill" as his qualification. Does that sound like a serious people to you? Does it sound like a people that truly love their country? Does that sound like words from patriots?

Still remember how Tinubu said the first 100 days of his regime were for vacation, imagine that shhh

abeg, when you guys are ready, you will do the needful and apply full diligence. Until then, you lot just deceive yourselves.

something is going on in my pants

but i refuse to lust over another mans wife.

get back down, stop rising, stop, stop, i command u to stop

Seun, I can be ur bestman. Just make sure your bride's bridesmaids are all single and ready to mingle

ok, let'd do this

before u can even say Jack Robi...

I'm like:

what program are you ur friends watching on tv

this voice note goes out to miss tolulope95, Merry Christmas dear.

Too much swag men

u got that swaag sauce you drippin swagu

In d Ghettooo

In d Ghettooo

In d Ghettooo, life isn't easy for we

Oh men, I remember that song

Merry Christmas to my crush Tolulope95, wish I could take you out for Christmas drinks at RadissonBlue VI

u guys are all special in my book, Merry Christmas, hope you have a wonderful day.

 
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abuayman:
Worship of the most High God

Milonis:
You gotta move on bro, at this point what difference does it make?

Damibiz:
Why e de hard to forget one's first lover self ?...bcus after 4 years,i'm still in love with her,nd she is nt around bt any time i see her pictures man oh man jst dont no

refiner:


Patch ur heart,she's married!

PabloOmoEscobar:
Make this Serenity Prayer your watchword

"God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, Courage to change the things I can, And wisdom to know the difference."


Life is easy my brother

Teague4league:
But u gotta move on bro.
In the mean time have fun and flex around Till Anoda one that softens ur heart comes around

Thanks you guys! God bless you all! Starting to feel better. I know everything in this life happens for a reason, God knows best.

was in a cheerful mood as I waded through the crowd of last minute Christmas shoppers at the Palms mall in Lekki, when I saw her, my first love.

i remember when she told me she was getting married like a year ago at that same mall, i left the mall feeling hurt, but summoned up the courage to go back in to do the "impossible". I tried then to convince her to leave her fiance, that there was nothing in this world that I wouldn't do, nothing at all, to be with her.

Now when we see each other we just pretend like we are total strangers

oh nonye, my nonnie, can't believe i lost you.

time passes but it feels like I'm stuck in a moment.

I've dated and dated but, non could ever usurp your smile, that smile that makes it seem like anything is possible.

If I had to do it all over again, i would've never left Nigeria without you. I would have followed you to the ends of this earth, cus i realize now that somethings are more important than others.

anywho, merry christmas, i guess

gokuu:


A very big idiot at that.
Some times these people working as domestic help feel like they are entitled to their boss's wealth.
If someone has made money, they should be free to spend the way they like. If servants want more money, then they should deliver more value.

all these nairaland ediots, thinking the world starts and ends on social media, spewing garbage.

so fvcking annoyed right now. my sis said her fiance and everyone close to her were in shock and tears as the guy just took her life so close to Christmas.

then u log on and read trash from some rifraf, freaking annoying.

duni04:
Wish I could wish her RIP but can't. The report of her death said the house help asked for a raise and the woman refused. Then she sent him on an errand to buy expensive food from Astoria. Imagine!
Know about one "big man" that owns one of these transport bus companies in the east. He has a big home in Lekki and his daughter is a celeb. This man always owes his domestic workers salaries. One of them died recently from hunger. You need to see how this man lavishes money with exotic cars and loud parties.
Why they deliberately choose to be wicked baffles me. When these guys now get angry and take their pound of flesh on these people, everybody will start making noise and call them evil people, not knowing the kind of bullshit and provocation that these "big men" have put them through.

You are an ediot, bastard

that is one of my sisters best friends and she was crying that day, only for u to yan dis crap

fvck u a thousand times, heartless bastard

i don't even know how to feel right now.

...and i'm against jungle justice, but that police man deserves a beating before being arrested.

I feel like if we can't pay these guys enough, then we might as well have fewer members of the police force that are well remunerated, rather than having so many and pay them each peanuts.

I thought they said Buhari was Mr. Anti-Corruption, yet, majority of the police around the country are still asking for bribe and law and order is still a huge joke in this country. Just check out a simple example, like the way people drive in Lagos as if there is no repercussion whatsoever for any wrong they commit while driving.

When are we going to get it right as a country?

him and hers towels would make a great Christmas gift for a couple.

durentchigozie:
oboi. Not my fault.
My place boring and my parent no allow me go night clubbing. I tire o

I see the conundrum, but you could still take a stroll down the street, chatting up some girls as it's Christmas and everyone should be in a good mood.

If you're in school, call up/facebook ur crush and try to get a convo going.

You could also watch Christmas themed movies and Christmas episodes of your fav shows. trust me, this would give u the Christmas vibe men

what you should have called a scam is getting married for the WRONG REASONS, not getting married for a REASON.

please note the difference playboy!

soooooooo, what ur saying is that if I have a reason to get married, then it's a scam

there's nothing i won't see here on nairaland men!

so if i give to the poor with my "reason" being to uplift them, then my giving becomes a scam because it was accompanied by a "reason"

i give up!

durentchigozie:
honestly nothing.

awww, don't let it be just another day. do something, anything!!

prettythicksme:
Are u advicing me not to fuvk my boo raw?d love of my life,my husband?my boo is not a boy.Infact i will give birth to twins for him in 2017 IJN.Amen

chai!

Sexxkillz:
You are only jealous of her success, which is superficial. . . You'll never be jealous of her new relationship with a guy that is more handsome than you are and treats her better than you ever did.

Would you? Don't answer.

more handsome debatable

plus, as i said, it's all in the emotions and "jealousy is a weak emotion, you gotta overcome that"

aint doing too bad myself

No privacy anymore on Social Media, WTF

Anybody that puts my chat up online is getting sued by my impeccable, imaginary team of lawyers

prettythicksme:
U havent ans my question,am i too small to have a baby?

yes na! don't spoil ur life ooooo, hmmm

these Christmas boys are not smiling during this recession. there may be no money in circulation, but any chance to hammer and they will nail you