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Celebrities / Re: Banky W Exposes Adesua Etomi In Her Nude State Mistakenly (Photo) by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 12:28pm On Nov 28, 2017
honestly, I think this is photoshop as well.

I watched the video and did not see anything. If anything, it looked like she had a leather skirt on with leather boots.
Travel / Re: Lekki Concession Increases Toll Gate Fare. See New Tariff by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 5:46pm On Nov 03, 2017
icon8:


They have a choice, but I don't expect you to understand!

I avoided the toll gate like a plague for over 3 years from inception. No one forced me to start using it when I realized I was only being penny wise.

But again, I don't expect you to understand!

What they have you was the illusion of choice, not actual choice, smh.

You call oniru market a choice

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Celebrities / Re: Caroline Danjuma Reacts To Increase In Lekki Toll Gate Tariff: "Are We ATM?" by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 5:42pm On Nov 03, 2017
BruncleZuma:
are you bereft of common reasoning? If you can afford to live in Lekki and drive a car...

ogbeni please take your impoverished mindset off of my mention it's too early.

So self contain in Ajah and 99 Camry should also pay N400

Stupidity!!

How much do you pay every day for using roads

Or maybe you are based inside one dark cave and only come out to hunt.

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Celebrities / Re: Caroline Danjuma Reacts To Increase In Lekki Toll Gate Tariff: "Are We ATM?" by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 5:34pm On Nov 03, 2017
BruncleZuma:
grin cheesy grin grin

Quoting Kanye West " What's a god to a non-believer who don't believe in Him?"

What is Lekki without "wealthy and pseudowealthy" inhabitants? If you can afford to live in Lekki, it means you can afford to pay your toll.

May God forgive you for your stupidity
Celebrities / Re: Caroline Danjuma Reacts To Increase In Lekki Toll Gate Tariff: "Are We ATM?" by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 5:33pm On Nov 03, 2017
Eyanmukaila:
u look at some comments, and u wonder when will Nigeria be good even tho' we clamour for it day in day out. someone came out to speak of the maltreatment of the governed by the government and people are calling her names, telling her to continue paying cos they stay elsewhere not thinking such could happen anywhere to any area in lagos, etc... truth is Nigeria will never be great again, mark my words.

Bros, the tin weak me die, chai!

Most Nigerians are just too stoopid, it hurts my tummy

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Travel / Re: Lekki Concession Increases Toll Gate Fare. See New Tariff by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 5:21pm On Nov 03, 2017
IT CAN NEVER HAPPEN!

When we were talking about Fasholas 78 million naira website, which no one has ever visited, I was wondering why this toll issue was never brought up.

You just erect toll gate on a road that is already there

What next, toll gate at the beginning of third mainland bridge

This toll gate is and has always been illegal

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Travel / Re: Lekki Concession Increases Toll Gate Fare. See New Tariff by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 5:08pm On Nov 03, 2017
freshdude99:

400 for SUV and u r complaining. These so called Lagos big people they make so much noise and are also poor

Another ediot spotted! How does it feel to be sooo stoopid
Travel / Re: Lekki Concession Increases Toll Gate Fare. See New Tariff by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 5:06pm On Nov 03, 2017
Zdoh:
This is not much for anybody that can afford to leave in that environment and those that choose to work there. But Government should also find a ways of increase workers salaries and incentive inflation and corruption is now the most disease eating us here in Nigeria.

You are an ediot, there, I said it.
Travel / Re: Lekki Concession Increases Toll Gate Fare. See New Tariff by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 5:05pm On Nov 03, 2017
icon8:


No one is forcing anyone to pay toll fare. There are always alternative routes to ply.

What useless alternative?? Oniru estate?

Your alternative is a fucking estate!!

That road was there long before toll gates and you are saying there is alternative. Why didn't they leave the road the way it was, build alternative and toll the new alternative.

All these guys sef, how would you like it if I put 300 naira toll gate in front of your house

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Travel / Re: Lekki Concession Increases Toll Gate Fare. See New Tariff by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 5:00pm On Nov 03, 2017
That toll is even very illegal!!!

That road was already in existence before they added an extra lane.

How can people pay N200 per pass, not per day o, where u can pass as many times as you want, but just for a pass.

M400 per day if you do to and fro, N800 if you forget your bag at home, N1,200 if you are have a busy day. All just to drive on a road that was already there.

This is the height of evil and wickedness and we CANNOT ALLOW THIS, NEVER

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Politics / Re: Lekki Toll Hike #saynototariffhike by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 4:06pm On Nov 03, 2017
I don't believe it.

It can never happen
Business / Re: NNPC & Agip To Increase Power Generation By 480MW - Pictures by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 3:01pm On Nov 03, 2017
I wonder when we will rescue this country together? Why are we always letting ourselves down

Just look at the people we elect, sigh!

Yet house members have the audacity to buy cars worth 6billion. How can anything else they say make any kind of sense, if a so called broke country can dole out 6 bill for cars.

It's like a broke man, or rather, a somewhat comfortable man, trying to buy a brand new prado, when he is facing eviction notices.

Won't he first put his house in order, literally

We deserve freedom, we are the many, they are the few.
Business / Re: NNPC & Agip To Increase Power Generation By 480MW - Pictures by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 2:53pm On Nov 03, 2017
In 2019, they will still be promising you electricity!

Are blacks cursed, or is it just Nigeria

Chai!!

chai, chai, chai sad

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Business / Re: NNPC & Agip To Increase Power Generation By 480MW - Pictures by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 2:51pm On Nov 03, 2017
i wish I can line up everybody in government and give them dirty slaps, one by one angry

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Crime / Re: Lady Robbed & Stabbed Multiple Times While Driving Along Apongbon, Lagos by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 5:29pm On Oct 30, 2017
majekdom2:
why so?? The cowardice behaviour that has made politicians loot this country with all boldness!

Yup!! Same way a cripple was brutalized by just 2 soldiers and the hundreds of spectators in the market just watched.
Crime / Re: Lady Robbed & Stabbed Multiple Times While Driving Along Apongbon, Lagos by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 5:23pm On Oct 30, 2017
Denko2721987:
I do not understand how the smashing of her windows couldnt attract people's attention and action around the incident. Most probable fear. If its to react like nuclear reactors to lynch innocent suspects now, u would see them..

True! In those kinds of situations, you are mostly OYO. Unless you start bashing cars as she did.

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Crime / Re: Lady Robbed & Stabbed Multiple Times While Driving Along Apongbon, Lagos by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 5:21pm On Oct 30, 2017
When stuck in traffic, try not to drive too close to the car in front of you.

People may horn at you, but just suck it up.

If you have space in front of you and someone tries to do something with your window, you can at least drive into that empty space. That might be enough to disorient them.

If they are persistent, then you can reverse quickly and try to knock them down with your car.

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Politics / Re: Reps’ N6.1bn Exotic Cars Malfunction 90 Days After Delivery by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 6:19am On Oct 30, 2017
Use that 6.1 billion to power up part of Nigeria, you bastards.

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Politics / Re: Reps’ N6.1bn Exotic Cars Malfunction 90 Days After Delivery by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 5:08am On Oct 30, 2017
Are these bastards there to serve the people, or to buy cars

They elected you to deliberate on the issues of the people, not to buy 18 million naira cars.

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Travel / Re: Danger! Horses On Lekki Epe Expressway by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 11:33am On Oct 20, 2017
Tochex101:
@OP
Are they wild and free roaming..........no herders?

wild and free-roaming bro, no herders.

sooo dangerous.

the irony is that the road is, or looks free at night, so cars tend to go fast as opposed to the day time. however, here you might be going fast thinking that there is no car on the road and all of a sudden, you spot something weird and then you may have to make wild, impromptu maneuvers at high speed, which is definitely dangerous.
Car Talk / Re: Drivers Beware! Horses On Lekki Epe Expressway by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 11:27am On Oct 20, 2017
Justiceleague1:
Am pretty sure criminals/extortionists are hiding somewhere to lay claims...

could be very possible
Travel / Re: Danger! Horses On Lekki Epe Expressway by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 10:23am On Oct 20, 2017
SalamRushdie:
I almost hit a very black horse on this same road one night It was miracle that i aviided collision with the horse despite it just ran out of darkness into my path and I had to apply some reflexed backed high extreme manuver to save both horse and vehicle

I didn't put it in my post, but I've actually hit a horse before on that same road. It took out my left headlight, but it wasn't a head on collision.

Something has to be done haba, too many accidents at night on that road.

I wonder if we even have animal control. The police must realize how strong a horse is. This isn't like hitting a deer in Yankee, this is a freaking heavy, muscular, full grown horse.

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Car Talk / Drivers Beware! Horses On Lekki Epe Expressway by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 10:20am On Oct 20, 2017
There is a dangerous issue of horses crossing the road at night on lekki Epe.

I actually crashed my car once as I tried to avoid a horse crossing the road and ended up hydroplaning, with my car spinning and spinning till I landed in the bush.

I have reported to the police a couple times to do something about those horses, but nothing has been done.

I went out last night and on a portion of the road that was poorly lit, all of a sudden, I spotted another horse crossing the road from right to left. So many cars almost crashed at the same time as we were all swerving to avoid the horse.

Authorities must do something about this. A horses body is brown and blends really well with the darkness. So sometimes, a driver at night can't spot these horses until the car is already so close to it and the driver can then make out the horses brown skin.

Something must be done to save lives, as a head on collision with a large horse is not something anyone would wish for.
Travel / Danger! Horses On Lekki Epe Expressway by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 10:12am On Oct 20, 2017
There is a dangerous issue of horses crossing the road at night on lekki Epe.

I actually crashed my car once as I tried to avoid a horse crossing the road and ended up hydroplaning, with my car spinning and spinning till I landed in the bush.

I have reported to the police a couple times to do something about those horses, but nothing has been done.

I went out last night and on a portion of the road that was poorly lit, all of a sudden, I spotted another horse crossing the road from right to left. So many cars almost crashed at the same time as we were all swerving to avoid the horse.

Authorities must do something about this. A horses body is brown and blends really well with the darkness. So sometimes, a driver at night can't spot these horses until the car is already so close to it and the driver can then make out the horses brown skin.

Something must be done to save lives, as a head on collision with a large horse is not something anyone would wish for.
Car Talk / How Much Is Toks 2010 Avensis Left Brake Light Assembly In Ladipo? by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 11:51am On Oct 19, 2017
anyone have ladipo contacts

Politics / Re: The Deteriorating Nature Of Mile 2 – Apapa Road by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 3:27pm On Oct 07, 2017
Maybe Nigeria was never meant to work, cause I don't understand how economically important roads are left to first die and then decay.
Car Talk / Re: Most Nigerians Are Very Wicked, Selfish Drivers by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 5:45pm On Oct 03, 2017
tukdi:


Sorry bro!

Don't mind them!

Did he ask u to repair his car?

I dare him, bastard angry

I just drove off thinking about my own repairs.

Luckily I spray my car like once a year, so I will wait till December and go sand and spray my car.
Car Talk / Re: Most Nigerians Are Very Wicked, Selfish Drivers by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 4:03pm On Oct 03, 2017
RoyalBlak007:
♤No mind them. dem dey drive like say

♤na their forefathers get road undecided You sef no dey give them chance too...

I know right! but it's so hard to be dragging space when u love ur ride, that you will now start forming gentleman and every one will want to take advantage of u. As if once they enter your front, they would win 1 billion naira or some shhh, mtcheew
Car Talk / Re: Most Nigerians Are Very Wicked, Selfish Drivers by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 3:59pm On Oct 03, 2017
tukdi:


What happened? cry

At toll gate today, I bashed my car because I had run out of patience.

I let almost 4 cars into my lane at the toll gate, even people behind me were blowing their horns at me. Okay, it's my turn, let me go now, for were, the fifth car was still dragging space with me after he had seen me allow 4 cars on his side pass.

I just closed my eye and damned the consequences, bashing his car as I moved into the toll gate payment area.

My own is must someone bash car to drive in this Lagos Why can't people be gentlemen on the road Why can't we all be civil and respectful Most Nigerians are wicked to the bone, I'm telling u.

So fvcking annoying yo!!

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Car Talk / Most Nigerians Are Very Wicked, Selfish Drivers by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 3:00pm On Oct 03, 2017
Very wicked human beings

Very very wicked, maybe even more wicked than the devil.

Why are they always dragging for space Especially at that lekki toll gate.

You will let two people enter your front, but when it's ur turn, no one will let u enter.

Wickedly evil wickedness

Tufiakwa angry
Car Talk / Re: My Toyota Corolla Over Heats Only When The AC Is On! by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 2:34pm On Oct 02, 2017
Egji:
Hi everyone, I'm starting this thread to request help from the nairaland community in troubleshooting the issue I'm having with my car.

I drive a Toyota Corolla, it runs perfectly fine without the a/c on, but when I put on the a/c on a hot afternoon in traffic, the car starts overheating.

My radiator has a single fan, functioning for both the radiator and the condenser

I have visited a mechanic, who scanned the car. He replaced the a/c relay that controls a manual a/c compressor and the engine thermostat. But he left the fan running directly with the ignition because the compressor was not controlling the radiator fan when we put on the a/c.

I have flushed the radiator and steam washed the condenser. Then we refilled the cooling system with red abro anti rust coolant. And bleed the cooling system.

I tested the car in heavy traffic and it still overheats. Please what do I do now??

How old is your radiator??

I had the same issue on my Toyota with the car overheating once the AC goes on. It used to take about 10 minutes to overheat.

I can't say I totally solved the problem, but nowadays it rarely overheats with the AC on. I still get that one or two occurrences when the temp spikes a bit with the AC though, but it's very rare now.

I think your radiator might be clogged. Cleaning it won't really do much, as opposed to buying a brand new one, not a second hand please. You can by an aftermarket one if you can't afford the oem one. As long as all the ports are correct and its brand new, no blockage and no internal corrosion.

Next you may want to check you AC gas pressure to make sure your condenser isn't getting waaaay too hot. Ideally the car should have high and low pressure refrigerant sensors, but some of these mechanics may have tampered with them and your AC may be either overfilled or underfilled.

Can you leave your hand on your AC condenser without getting burned

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Romance / Re: Please Does Anyone Know The Meaning Of Idk by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 6:45pm On Sep 30, 2017
I checked Google and all the topics are saying they don't know either

Guess it's some new acronym for certain cool cliques

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