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YorubaPrince:


He actually died in power!

Is he confirmed dead

My Santorini trip on my birthday or a holiday in US. Still contemplating.

BoldBrainz:


I have always known you're mentally slow but I didn't know it was this concerning.

I have never held any political affiliations on this platform. I support people and ideologies that resonate with reason.

Peter Obi was and still is the best Candidate as far as 2023 elections were concerned. In his absence, I will always advocate for Atiku as the next step of competence. Anything else was just acceptable to that stone representing you people in Aso rock.

Stop trying to gaslight me. You of all people suppose sabi say I too get sense for that nonsensical political chicanery.

In the contrary you are the one rather too slow to resonate with reality, keep wailing every four years till you stop being a Joseph.
Best candidate indeed

This man wants to die in power, Cameroonians are disappointments.

BoldBrainz:


I was never an Obidient, Rose😂. And who told you I want Tpain to lose in 2027? I like the suffer. We have to finish the second tenure. Nigerians are having the hardest manual reset since the Civil war.

It's good you are now denouncing and denying Obi. I warned you earlier

BoldBrainz:


If I slap that your face eh😂! APC Witch.

If you and your obidients don't stop saying rubbish I'll make asiwaju win again

BoldBrainz:
😂.

Abdulrahzaq who governed Kwara state from Abuja in his first six years, now wakes up by the seventh year, decides to "sanitise" Kwara and frontally begins with demolitions of landmark properties traceable to the Sarakis, just a few months after rumours of Bukola Saraki's possible emergence as the PDP's 2027 Presidential Candidate, and we're all supposed to believe this his comic idea of a Press release?

The Nigerian politics model is very predictable and it's all for the wrong and dirty reasons.

Shut up ntorrrrr

Good one

Omoawoke:


His ugly head like half vulture, half chimpanzee

You too like valence

AmalaAtiEwedu:

Shettima is a strong northerner
did u sit on ur native stool today?

Shetima isn't generally acceptable by northerners.

Nigeria's problem is very big, these marketers are actually the ones killing the country.
If Obi hadn't reared it's ugly head by causing big distraction in the last presidential election we won't be where we are today.

If you all want to remove asiwaju let a strong northerner come out and Obi should deputize him, that's the only way out else asiwaju remains your president for eight years.

Fill in a strong northerner and let Obi deputize him. Finish

If Obi rear it's ugly head again then it's a fruitless journey

Pansophist come and buy two for me

We don't connect, we are two different people. It's a good bye from this end and we don't have to go back and forth on this. Best of luck in your life endeavors and please don't bug my phone.

I so much dislike Wike

I'm visiting Zainab and will say hi to precious on my way out. But why is that meat looking like you......

The way I like this Osinbajo ehn, he was the best candidate but Buhari failed to support him. Only short man that's cool and kindhearted

CandyOps:
So yesterday 6th October 2024 was a Sunday... And I attended the 9.30am mass in my area.

I missed the 8.30 service cos I spent 3 hours in the kitchen whippin' up some good chicken curry ati carrot tomato 🍅 stew.

By the time I was done I didn't have appetite for the food atm but I dished out some for my guy who slept over at mine...

...then I made some noodles with the left over stew from the day before with some scrambled eggs to go 🤤


Before you know am... I done baff, dress up and headed straight for church.


My prayer points was simple- that God should give me a new fresh babe


And funny thing is he/she/they (God) always answers that without breaking a sweat cos I'll be in church and babes will be flocking my way left, right and centre... like a magnet attracts iron.

It's almost like a magic spell.

So, yesterday I arrived a few minutes late during the entrance hymn and I moved upstairs to my favourite spot .

One babe was already sitting close to my spot and I asked to join her.

I couldn't look at her directly to confirm if she was pretty or not as we sat side by side. And i couldn't make small talk with her as it was a church service... so I had to play it cool

B4 then, I withdraw like 10k wey I use enter market buy foodstuffs wey I cook that morning before I enter church and the POS attendant gave me 20 crispy notes of ₦500s..

I still had like 3k from the bar.. and I came to church with it.

So as I no fit follow the girl talk inside church I just know say na indirect communication I gats use.

Here's what I did...

During the service I was exhausted from standing for so long in the kitchen so I made up my mind I wasn't going to stand up for anything using the mass.

As you all know, Catholic services involves a lot of sitting, kneeling & standing at intervals..

Time for offering, First collection...

I put hand inside pocket, pull out 1 minty 500naira note. I asked the girl to help me drop it in the offering box which she did.


2nd collection...
I still dip hand inside my front pocket, slid out another crispy 500 isi Zik (Zik's head) and Gabe her asking her to help me drop at the offering box.

You know Catholic churches don't pass around the offering boxes in-between the pews as Pentecostals do. You literally have to stand up join the queue and drop your offering at the front of the aisle

Then .. after the communion, it was time for a project Sunday collection (or something like that. I didn't really pay attention) I did the same thing -- but this time I asked her if she had any offering on her?

She replied in negation and I pull out another isi Zik and handed it to her... but I decided to join they queue this time so it doesn't look weird.


Lol .. by now she go done dey think say CandyOps dey loaded with mints

Meanwhile na part of my last card lol

Service was about to end now...

I think the general announcements were being said and the church was less formal so I began to make small talks.

I found out she was a smallie that just got out of high school and about to gain admission into nursing school. It was a coincidence as I also applied for nursing school but in a different state.

So they connection was made.

I passed her my phone to out in her number saying, "You seem like an interesting person. Let me have your number I'd like to talk to you later"


She replied, "I don't like giving out my number to strangers"

I said, "it's okay. I understand "

MASS IS OVER and I done zero my mind say this one no go work. ..

My eyes was literally scanning the whole church arena to see if I'll find any other babe wey go catch my eye but I noticed this chick was waiting for me.

In my mind, I was like, "aunty be going naa... You no wan drop number yet you still want block me from meeting my prayer point"

I had to form gentleman and walked with her downstairs and out of the church.

As I no carry mob come we gats board Keke inside the Keke Maruwa she asked for my number and I gave it to her but na scam.

because most times whenever a babe says no to giving you her number but asks for yours and you give her, she'll never call.

It was annoying low key.... I mean, you aren't open yet you dey cock block me.

I accepted my fate. If the bush meat escapes today, tomorrow we hunt again.


The only good thing about the whole thing be say I told her I'll pay forget fare as she dropped b4 me then the 3rd passenger in the bus started feeling Candy and I noticed so I asked her for her number also and she gave it to me.


I'm yet to call her because today na Monday and you all know how hectic Mondays can be.

I pray say I go find better babe but then this Church thing no dey too work because up till now me and that former Hajia babe never even meet. So the hunt continues.


I may just have to use IG

You are a good writer

Guestlander:


Nothing petty about your child being threatened.

some of them are not loved at home

Stupid fans

Una good night. Agunwanyi congrats, let me untie my wrapper and go bath. Make I find somewhere hide my native stool till I get the need to use it again.

I still remain iyaebethegreat, don't ever doubt me kos what I see sitting down una can't see it on top of the highest mountain

Abeg ebuka give Kellyrae his money let me untie my wrapper and get up from this native stool already. I'm tired, I want to go sleep

Jonathan is a peaceful man but lacks sense of leadership. He's not fit to lead, he's easily controlled. I will say it boldly that he was a bad president. The current situation of Nigeria today is traceable to him, he destroyed the country as a revenge for losing the election to Buhari, Buhari entered and met a huge mess, he added to the mess and asiwaju is taking the mess to another level entirely. It's so bad

I stand with scondy, she has been saying the bitter truth but some of you cringe when they slap your face with the truth

Oshokhai69:


Own what? Show proof that I’m a bigot and win a prize. Hungry man like you

Truth is bitter, just say it and care less about the reaction.

The truth is ebuka has hijacked the selection process and that's why almost all the housemates are igbo. It should spread across so we can have an interesting show and not this flop season.

Marrying into a wrong family. Wrong families produce wrong partners

AmalaAtiEwedu:

if you like rema.. u will love me

Short man 😂

tobenuel:
I know say you dey one yeye drug addict boy house like this now, dey wear him big Polo Marco shirt and your older than the boy but he beats you like shit. you be confirm evening news paper and by 2027 reality will dawn on you. this life, in fact this country does not revolve around you and apc so get a life

I'm on my bed chilling, I don't visit boys. You can't relate.