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Politics / The Incestuous Osmosis Between PDP And APC by esere826: 9:29pm On Dec 19, 2013
some years back, i happened upon a powerful mind trick
it goes something like this:
if half of nigerians where like me, how would the country be like?
this made me desire to improve myself


i soon improved on this inquisitive logic for a better national and cultural appreciation
with reasoning and scenario visualization in the line of:
1) if all nigerians moved to america, and all americans moved to nigeria, what woul be the impact?

2) if we exchanged only leaders, i.e jonathan, and them tambuwal and tinubu go lead america,
while them Obama and the republican bucaneers came over to Nigeria.... what would be the impact?



Moving a goat from nigeria to america does not change it character. It only changes its name to American goat
Politics / Re: Jonathan And The Other Thieves by esere826: 9:05pm On Dec 19, 2013
To further nail my confidence in jonathan's comparative honesty, i believe that if he is lined up with past leaders of states and the country
hw would be closer to the bottom index.
I mean, imagine weighing jonathans personal corruption level against those of folks like Babangida, Atiku, Abacha, Tinubu, Abdulsalami Abubakar, Ibori,.

I am sure for jonathan, the scale would read: "weightless. Please add more points to reach the level of your mates"




*i have not mentioned Obasanjo, because i feel he is a peculiar case. He is unable to differentiate nigeria's money from his. he can easily sign a cheque for a girl to buy a car from Nigeria's Soverieign Wealth fund", and see nothing wrong with it. He acts almot like a baby. The others however, are very concious of what they are doing, and try to hide their acts
Politics / Re: Jonathan And The Other Thieves by esere826: 9:04pm On Dec 19, 2013
Why do i say this?
just like tambunwal alluded to jonathans body language encouraging corruption
so i allude to his body language washing his own hands off it

Also, despite how critisized he his, and how many leaks around him
there has never been a story of him stealing money in the Nigerian way
It is very obvious that one of the ways he has decided to enrich himself without having issues with a future audit
is by frequent international travels. I believe that the estacodes he collects from such travels runs into 10,s of millions
I wont be surprised if the total sum is past a billion now.
Politics / Jonathan And The Other Thieves by esere826: 9:03pm On Dec 19, 2013
..........it all depends on the definition of corruption


what quite a number of nigerians take as sharp,
you might hear the brits and yanks through their news channels like BBC and CNN describe as corruption
For example, that guy that did the sign language thing during Mandela's funeral,
is what a number of us will laugh at and exclaim: "Badtest guy!!"
However, the western press use him to demontrate the continuous decline of south Africa into the deeper waters of corruptionunder the ANC

So, we do have various and different conceptions of corruption
and in western country standards, Jonathan might be called a thief

But using the generally accepted perception for corruption in nigeria
I do not believe that jonathan can be accused of being a thief
he does not lift a finger to discourage folks around him from stealing
but he his himself a "saint"
Politics / Re: Psychoanalyzing Obasanjo -adding Up The Messanger And The Message by esere826: 10:51pm On Dec 18, 2013
^^^
there is no shame in feeling ashamed of ones own country and even denying it
it all depends on what the country stands for

a teenager will easily deny to his friends that the village drunkard who passes out in the gutter everyday is his father
he might also wish him dead that this humiliating cup might pass away
Religion / Re: The Light On A Hill by esere826: 10:38pm On Dec 18, 2013
nitrogen: Hmmmmmm! Nice one.

We've missed seeing your threads around. wink


been as busy as a bee
Politics / Re: Psychoanalyzing Obasanjo -adding Up The Messanger And The Message by esere826: 8:08am On Dec 18, 2013
He considers Jonathan as a weak man from a weak tribe
and sees no qualms in calling for and demanding his exit
If he Obasanjo wanted an extra term above his 2 terms, how does he expect any other person not to want 2 terms?
Despite the internal arrangement by PDP for power rotation,
the fact remains that anyone who had Jonathan' oppurtunity would grab it by both hands
and distrort the arrangement. Atiku would have done the same, so would Tinubu

Obj feels that just like he did during Murtala's regime where he stuck to the handover plan despite the death of Murtala
Jonathan should follow suit

i cannot seperate the messangr from the message
i am already aware that Jonathan is a weak leader without a vision for Nigeria
I really dont need Obj becoming the cheerleader for the removal of the gift he bequeathed us
If i have to let my girlfriend go because of her unfaithfulness
I really wont like Obj the notorious one to be the one screwing her after me

Conclusion
I wouldnt take obj' letter as a point of reference for Jonathan ineptitude if I were you
other points of references abound

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Politics / Psychoanalyzing Obasanjo -adding Up The Messanger And The Message by esere826: 8:07am On Dec 18, 2013
I have heard it said concerning obj's letter that the messanger should be seperated from the message.
I dey laugh

If someone that you are aware desires to shag your girfriend or wife comes over to you with a terrible story about your wife
..how will you react?
Seperate the messanger from the message?

Indeed, the person's story might be correct, but the goal is clear. It is for you to dump her so that he can shag her
This is the dilema that we now face.

Obasanjo somehow sees Nigeria as his child and creation. He wants it back from Jonathan
He wants to give Nigeria to a new suitor.
this is the objective of his letter. That is why it is mixed with lies and truths

Obasanjo also lacks respect for minorities
he considers them as weak and subject to brawn
hence he could attack Odi and Zaki biam
and humiliate the Igbos during his tenure

He only responds to strengths
hence he stepped aside when the Nothern North of Nigeria mutilated the constitution to usher in Sharia
Career / Re: What Is Your Career Path? by esere826: 10:17pm On Dec 17, 2013
^^
Well said
Religion / Re: The Light On A Hill by esere826: 10:10pm On Dec 17, 2013
And yes, I put myself atop the hill and waited for him to light me up
as the storms of life ravished me and sought to put me down
my spirit man became even more stubborn
and more ambitious
i no longer wanted hills, ....i wanted mountains

He did light me up ..just at the nick of time
he redefined my story beyond what i even imagined

With quivering fingers, I type this
"Thanks my big brother and friend, ...when do we hit the next mountain?"

He whispers:
"Patience, young man. Catch your breadth. The wind will fetch you at the appropriate time.
...........we've got loads of blank pages to fill in your book of life"
Religion / The Light On A Hill by esere826: 10:07pm On Dec 17, 2013
It came to me softly, but yet forcefully
the words of jesus as recorded in the bible

It said:
"you do not light a lamp and keep it under a bed...nope
you light the lamp and put it atop a hill so that all men might see and give glory to your father in heaven"

this was not the first time i was encountering this verse.
In my sunbeam children church class, we were taught that it means that we should do good

bUt this time, it seeped into me differntly
it was as Jesus telling me:

"You're my lamp. the way that you can be of value to me is if i push you out unto the public. Then, will my light in you be conspicous for all men to see and bring glory to me
....Yep, your'e extremely imperfect, but that's the best place to start for better effect"


I meditated on this for a while, and then decided to do as I was asked...timidly with warts, moles and all.

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Politics / Re: You And Your President's Transition From Weak To Wicked -G7 Governors Et Al by esere826: 12:18pm On Nov 29, 2013
Pastor Oyakhilome discussing about women and skimpy clothes gave an intersting thought
"it is not the women with the issue, but the onlooker who can't keep his eyes off"

Jonathan is not the weak one (although he is weak)
we are the weak ones (reference to a commentator -Ajanlekoko)

The 'opposition' has a chance to claim the presidency
but the greatest disservice that they will do to their strategy
is if they approach it as bullies of the 'weak' president

...i might be weak, but when you rub it in and make a mockery of my weakness
you'll get the most venomous fatal snake bite you could ever imagine

.......go ask women who thought that their husbands were weak, and said it to his face
Politics / Re: You And Your President's Transition From Weak To Wicked -G7 Governors Et Al by esere826: 12:16pm On Nov 29, 2013
The governors are now also learning their lessons
I hope that Jonathan concludes that mess

As for the opposition
yep, opposition is great. But you must come to equity with clean hands
Not when you refuse to be challenged, and are an emperor in your own domain, then you go to someone else's domain to challenge him


I laughhhhhhhhh, ...the laughter of someone setting a bait
bullies only respect one thing -quashing
The nigerian federal structure allows for this
Politics / Re: You And Your President's Transition From Weak To Wicked -G7 Governors Et Al by esere826: 12:16pm On Nov 29, 2013
this also holds true for a number of NairaLanders and youths
who felt that they put weak jonathan in power
so they brazenly staged an Arab styled demonstration to protest the fuel price hike
they were drunk with power, and cajoled by some political fools who wouldn't dare try it in some other hostile regime. (** i respect those who fight no matter what, whether na Abacha , not those sneaky rats**)

They felt that Jonathan from a small small tribe, stereotyped as drunken
(in even serious minded discussions)
was a weakling. (**he probably is**)
Humans have a way of piling up bullying when the sense that you are weak

Jonathan reluctantly realised this
he got the military in to quash the uprising

Then the people switched from calling him weak
they began to call him wicked and clueless
Politics / Re: You And Your President's Transition From Weak To Wicked -G7 Governors Et Al by esere826: 12:15pm On Nov 29, 2013
The man was labelled as weak,... very weak
the governors made nyanga for him before letting him have his rightly deserved political power (prior to his election)

As is typical of king makers, the governors felt that the president was their football
to be kicked around
the same king maker syndrome affected Chris Ubah when he was humiliating Ngige he installed as a governor

Unfortunately for some of the governors, the president threw off their yoke
this has greatly vexed them,... seeing small, weak jonathan challenge them
Politics / You And Your President's Transition From Weak To Wicked -G7 Governors Et Al by esere826: 12:15pm On Nov 29, 2013
I am someone that is very laid back, and so easily defined as being 'weak'
this suits me fine, as it gives me an opportunity to relax and watch some folks trying hard to use my head while I discover their weakness..
(my frontal desposition all depends on what i desire to acheive)

With my characteristics, i think that i am able to understand president GEJ who was previously declared as weak, but is now being labelled as wicked and dictatorial
Career / Re: When We Recruit In Nigeria . . . by esere826: 9:49am On Nov 24, 2013
^^
why dont you ask ajanlekoko if the job he advertised is one that would have a long future
ask him the rates for different skill levels for the job
Speak with him passionately about it (not desperately)

if you find it attractive, you can see a future in it, and you look like the job role*
you probably cld practice and strengthen the skills (not certification) needed for AJ's job
while still maintaing your present job and regularly keeping in touch with AJ

You probably would be very competent in AJ's desired skills in some 365 days time
i think this is what is described as mentoring
......just my thoughts ..(I've taken actions like this before, and it worked for me)



* i said 'look like' because some job requirements or mentors require some kind of minimum finese from their candidates
Politics / Re: Saints, Sinners And The Devils: Understanding Stella Oduah, Ribadu Et Al by esere826: 9:35am On Nov 24, 2013
PapaBrowne: Saints as vultures! It doesn't get more intelligent than this! Excellent piece!

And why is it incomplete? I want more!
Feraz: Very interesting. Hope you won't abandon it just like that of externalising your problems?
LOL

Naaaaa i aint abandoning both of them threads
presently,........ too many things are competing for my time
Education / Re: 623 Candidates Qualify For Presidential scholarship Scheme Screening by esere826: 4:48am On Nov 23, 2013
iHustle:

PTDF and NDDC grant scholarships for petroleum-related studies. Some schools overseas grant scholarships to exceptional applicants.
Thanks

..I'm particularly searching for those that are open to busines studies research
....Thanks again
Education / Re: 623 Candidates Qualify For Presidential scholarship Scheme Screening by esere826: 4:40am On Nov 23, 2013
Anyone with ideas on how a Nigerian can obtain schloraships for a phd in business research?
(one not geared to only graduates with 1st class)
Education / Anyone With Ideas On How A Nigerian Can Obtain Schlolarships For A Phd? by esere826: 4:36am On Nov 23, 2013
Anyone with ideas on how a Nigerian can obtain scholarships for a phd?

The limitations are:
-the potential candidate did not make a 1st class
-the potential candidate is interested in researching a business subject, particulary in information techology
Career / Re: His Mckinsey Interview by esere826: 12:37pm On Nov 22, 2013
Great response from the interviewee
Religion / Re: What Choice Would You Take If Science Gives You The Oppurtunity To Live Forever? by esere826: 10:30am On Nov 22, 2013
liloelawwal: longevity doesnt make sense to me.y do i ve to live so long??
Wat am i enjoyin dat i dnt want to let go?
i can only take it if dis world is devoid of evil,suffering n diseases

Right, I take it from your answer that your goal is for 'bliss'
in other words, if you can be anywhere where there is 'bliss'
then you're alright

Do u agree with me on this?
Religion / Re: What Choice Would You Take If Science Gives You The Oppurtunity To Live Forever? by esere826: 10:28am On Nov 22, 2013
GeneralShepherd: How do you expect people to hold a meaningful discussion on an imaginary drug? We haven't finished dealing with our imaginary gods!

I think imaginations are good stimulating intellectual excercise o
offcourse, people that are suffering might find it hard to imagine further than their bellies
But thank God for you and I, ...we have food, and we can eat

besides, everything that is (both tangible and intangible)
is a product of someone's imagination
i am sure you're aware of this
Religion / Re: What Choice Would You Take If Science Gives You The Oppurtunity To Live Forever? by esere826: 10:13am On Nov 22, 2013
I know that modern day xtians are quick to rebuke science's desire to defy death

..but just imagine for one minute, that science does find a way of preventing death by regenerating our tissues
-imagine that the drug has been tested successfully by someone who is now 1500 years old
-imagine that the drug is a limited edition, which for the next 80 years, can only be administered to no more than 3000 people globally


The question is:
1) would you take it?
2) Would you wait for your pastor to take it first before you do?
3) Would you rather die so that you will be with God in heaven?
3) Would you be in a hurry to wage jihad and take your life for what is on the other side?


**quickly grabs his own from the shelf** wink
Religion / What Choice Would You Take If Science Gives You The Oppurtunity To Live Forever? by esere826: 10:07am On Nov 22, 2013
grin Ahahahahah

Many years ago, i read about how the christian establishment in early times
fought against the adoption of pain killers for women during child birth
They believed that God's will was that women suffer during childbirth as a punishment for Eve's sin


...of course, that believe no longer holds water in mainstream xtian views
infact now from the pulpit, the desire for painless birth by women is supported wholesale
So you and your MOG are now quick to proclaim":
"may you give birth as easilly as the israelite women"
Career / Re: Encouragement And Advice For Graduate Jobseekers by esere826: 11:53am On Nov 21, 2013
AjanleKoko: Good words.
Though one does wonder how it is that the fresh graduates are not able to figure this out for themselves already undecided

because daddy said we should study Engineering so that we will work in oyel company
,consequently, we spent 2 yrs trying to outsmart JAMB, then 5yrs atually studying, plus 3 yrs ASUU strike plus 2 yrs spill over in the university studying engineering. A good 12 yrs

So we must work in oyel company oooooo angry

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Career / Re: Encouragement And Advice For Graduate Jobseekers by esere826: 7:11am On Nov 21, 2013
^^ it is truely brilliant
Career / Re: Encouragement And Advice For Graduate Jobseekers by esere826: 7:06am On Nov 21, 2013
....continued

You’ve successfully navigated your way through a four-year degree. Congratulations! That is no small accomplishment. But now you’re embarking on a totally different program of learning – one that will last the rest of your life. It’s called “What am I here for?”

That may sound all spiritual and existential, but don’t let it throw you off. It just means that your challenge from here on is to find what you’re good at, and keep getting better and better at it.

An apology, by the way, on behalf of society. We are sorry if we led you to believe that attending university would land you a good job. That’s not actually true. A polytechnic college will do this – and the job opportunities available right now are fantastic. A good option for you might be to continue post-university studies at a polytechnic.



But your university education, at least at the bachelor of arts level, was never intended to land you a job. It was intended to make you a more complete thinker. It was intended to teach you how to absorb complex information and make reasoned arguments. It was, quite simply, intended to teach you how to learn. Those are skills that you’ll use in any field of work.

Open your mind to all sorts of job possibilities. Don’t be too proud to start out in the service industry, or where you might get your fingernails dirty. Talk to as many people as you can about their career paths. Go live overseas for a year or two. But never, ever, allow yourself to think you’ve wasted your time in university if you don’t land a job as an economist.

Meanwhile, be encouraged and stay positive. And yes, I will keep your letter on file. But my guess is that when a position in my economics group eventually opens up, you’ll no longer be available.

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Career / Encouragement And Advice For Graduate Jobseekers by esere826: 7:04am On Nov 21, 2013
I saw this in Segun Adeniyi's column of thisday, and copied it diretly from the source. I dedicate it to fresh Nigerian graduates in Nigeria and the UK

Written by Todd Hircsh
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/economy/economy-lab/new-graduates-have-skills-not-fields/article14558219/

Dear Applicant: Thank you for your letter inquiring about positions in our economics department. At this time, we have no openings. However, I will keep your letter on file should an appropriate job become available.

At least, that’s what I am required to tell you. But here’s what I’d really like to say to you – and to every recent economics graduate who sends me the same letter.


First, I know it’s lousy for bachelor of arts grads looking for a job “in their field.” Twenty years ago, it was lousy for me too. It’s almost always lousy. In a way, it’s kind of supposed to be – a small rite of passage to welcome you into the working world. It’s sort of like being froshed.

But if I may, I would like to offer some advice.

Don’t be too fixated on landing a job “in your field.” The truth is, you don’t yet have a field. In university, you majored in economics, but that may or may not be your eventual field of professional work. The world is full of possibilities; limiting your search to an economist job is a terribly narrow way to start out.

You chose to study economics, which doesn’t necessarily imply that you’ll be an economist. Rather, it implies you have an aptitude for problem solving. You’re probably good at analyzing data. You can see different sides of an argument. And I’ll bet you’re excellent at finding solutions to problems. These are essential skills required in hundreds of rewarding (and lucrative) fields of professional employment.

Your ultimate field may actually be in sales for a biotech firm. It may be analyzing crime statistics for the city police. It may even be a rock star (just ask Mick Jagger). The world is full of “fields.”

What you’re facing is a common problem: BA graduates confuse their major area of study with what they expect to be their eventual careers. It doesn’t matter if it’s a degree in history, film studies, sociology, or comparative feminist literature.

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Religion / Some Interesting 'Facts' Sorrounding Noah's Flood by esere826: 10:43am On Nov 20, 2013
I enjoy working with spreadsheets, so i had the chance to do some calculations on some bible ideas that i have nursed for a long time now.
You can refer to the book of Genesis chapter 1 to 7 to follow my thougths
Here are some interesting calculated facts surrounding the flood:


1) Metusalleh died in the year of the flood at the age of 969, while Noah his grandson was 600 yrs old (read genesis5:25-28, genesis 7: 6)
That means that it is possible that the flood killed Metusalah or that he died days or months before the flood

2) If Metusalleh was buried in the earth as against being buried in a cave or cremated, that means his decomposing body would have been washed up by the waters of the flood and probably feasted on by fishes

3) Noahs brothers and sisters also died in the flood (see Genesis 5: 30). The flood probably killed his mum if she were still alive
Politics / Re: Saints, Sinners And The Devils: Understanding Stella Oduah, Ribadu Et Al by esere826: 9:51am On Nov 20, 2013
Arunma Oteh in the eye of the storm

Watching her speak before the House of Rep comitee
i detested her attitude. I believe that she doesnt have good human relations skills,
and as a chauvanistic man that i am, i seriously pity her husband



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