See ur mouth... U dey buy me suya wen u komot??

Rapsainot:
kneel down and greet you'll elder brother joor

No, we go share the umbrella,.. I no wicked like dat na...

tosyne2much:
ooooya don't worry, I wil give my umbrella to you during rainfall while I walk in d rain

Rapgroundnut?! How r U

Rapsainot:
*bouncing like a big boy* I'm guilty of none...OP , change the topic to ”how to know the level of mumunity,mugunity and maganity.

Op u are not a GENTLEMAN at all but a bitch-nigga u are not eligible to have a girlfriend.

tosyne2much:
I have come again with my controversial thread after taking my time to do the write-up

Just like writing something different from the similar topics we see here day in day out

**It will dumb and immature of you if you take this personal**

Lemme keep the ball rolling

1. When you take a lady to an eatery and while she's eating, you are busy salivating just because you don't want to order for yourself simply because you have budgeted her T-fare and you don't want to trek home.. My broda, you are a mumu at OND Level

2 You approached and gave your umbrella to a lady during heavy rainfall claiming you don't like using umbrella, when you were about to depart, you asked for her phone number and she decline saying " I don't give my number to strangers' my brother make I no lie you, you are a mumu at HND level

3. Your mom corrected you at home for your wrong doing and you flare up in anger, your babe shouted and embarrassed in public and you kept mute saying " if not because I love you".. My broda, you are a mumu at 400L level

4. A lady calls you that she needs 1500 for BIS renewal, you quickly dashed out at Hussain Bolt pace to buy the recharge card and few minutes later you started begging your friends for MTN N50 transfer just to make an urgent call which might fetch you a job. My broda, you are a mumu at Bsc level


5. A guy created an insightful thread full of useful tips and you quickly pick offence in it spewing all sort of abusive words and a lady created a similar thread and you started being nice thereby making sensible comments just to impress her, my broda, you are a mumu at Msc level

6. A lady just quoted you started gracing the floor thereby turning it to chat. E.g " how was you nyt ?, what did you eat this morning ? Are you on BBM ? My broda, you are a mumu at PhD level

7. During exam, you spent the first two hours teaching a lady next to you just because you want her to fall into you, after teaching her all the questions, you have barely answered just one questions when invigilators collected your script, saying ""time up.. My brother, you are a mumu at HOD level

8. if you pick offence in this write-up thereby insulting, bashing and raining curses on me, my broda, you are a mumu at VC level

** Add yours*

are u alright

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normal prepaid plan

amakufrancis:
i see, thanks. . Whc plan did u port to?

LMAO... oya go and see her na ..

iammo6:
and who says i havent been calling u...when i called, did u pick?

U can only make calls btwn 12am-3:59pm airtel to airtel calls only.

amakufrancis:
op aw do u mk use of urs? Despite d airtime cnt mk calls wt it.

Na him be say u dey for ur Heat period, pls stay indoor dont go ou t O

epoxide:


nah. I'm just too hot. someone even told me that the kinda heat I emit can put the sun in a tent. *lol

So u be womaniza or vulcaniza

epoxide:


sorry just pm me. if I drop my number, if u call you'll always get number busy because plenty ladies too wan call *winks*

FUNNY

Freewoman:
Call my brother....................., he likes talking

I no even know

mousco:
Which plan u dey

How do u knw i recharged 4500 recently u be winsh

LEERICIST:
which means you recharged #4500 recently, I have #5000 bonus credit sha and my sister's helping me use it

How? ya numba dey miss na

epoxide:


call me let's talk...

Airtel dash me credit o, its for airtel to airtel calls, i no even get who to take am call
and it will soon expire, can someone advice me on what i can do with it
*please reasonable advice*

i am african and am proud.

Nigeria is Popular now, what do u Exxpect? They can't use liberia & co. cuz ebola outbreak is More DEADly there. The US sent officials to run a study on how Nigeria was able to curb Ebola outbreak.
So Op dont take it personal

Weldone @OP

That guy that acted John Carter movie,

FemaFem:
I just want people to mention their opinion about the Most Handsome Hollywood Actor. Mention Yours Now.

Lets Start............................................

Eiyah.. The obstacle was religion just take heart and take things easy...., d right 1 will come around,
i'll advice u 2 go for some1 whose in the same religion as you but dont rush things... Jst take ur time. Be strong..

Ok..

Rapsainot:
nickname / username

Lols.... by da way wats d meanin of moniker

Rapsainot:
I've paracetamol here.. Mur-dar of nowadays

Abeg no give pesin head ache.. Shoe-dren of nowadays

Rapsainot:
my moniker is not spelt like that... You start from the back "Tonias"

*I need 2 know

Rap-sai-not shey na the name of biochem weapon Seriously if u want to talk about mine, its in the dictionry,. check ur dictionary 4 the meaning

Rapsainot:
How?

Thank U... Dis ur username dey fear pesin.

Rapsainot:
your teeth big oo

they are still processing your request na
"men fall in love faster than women" it is a natural sumtin

JB789:
Why don't most ladies call the man towards the beginning of a new relationship?

When I see someone I like, I first try to be friends with the new woman. I establish contacts and once in a while, I call at least to know how she is faring. I use this period to discover if she is the right one for me. One thing however amazes me within this period: the young woman in question never calls, regardless of how long this friendship lasts. Surprisingly, when I halt the calls, and we happen to come across each other, the next question would be ”You no longer call me?” (note: she never called to find out why)
This has happened MANY times with many different young women.
Fellow Nairalanders,
1)Do all ladies do this?
2) Is it only when you are formally dating them that they do call?
3) What could be their reason for this?
Thanks in anticipation of your helpful contributions.

LOL

Rapsainot:
if those eyes fall from their sockets, eno concern me o

na wa OH

Rapsainot:
that's how we're created so leave it like that

are you saying that guys are LOyal / na una dey run tinz pass wit fake license

Rapsainot:

Thers no going back, try 2 adapt strategically run things to make ur home peaceful, lookaway if he wanna be startin sumthin because no be dat 1 dey do U, but try and avoid issues and show love care & affection, he would come around.

I hope u find the 1 you are looking 4

sammyyoung2:
Hi everyone, I got a friend, Male, working class, infact, a lecturer, good looking, calm and very nice, but has a broken home, has got kids and stays alone, but not with the kids.

He is a Muslim, but not the fanatical type, his ex-wife was a christian, he had no probs with it until, she started to make a big deal of it, so he's seperated.

He needs a matured lady, either single, seperated or divorced, wit or without kids, must be humble and ready to settle down. Muslim preferably cause of past experience.

Plz mail me on Sammy_young87@yahoo.com, would connect the both of you together.

Thanks, as I look forward to meeting our new wife.