My 5 month old jenny-pop will hide one of your shoe or slippers if you hurt her., she was hiding everybodys shoe cuz they wont play with her,she hid my shoe once, and now I cant find my BRA, last thing i remember is dat i hung it outside... Am suspecting jenny because no one else could have taken it... One day i will wire her very well.

You dont say?!,..

omat20:
Some demons are evil while some are good.The evil ones posesses while d good ones do not. U can be posessed if u engage in drug abuse. Demons enters their victim not to steal to kill or to destroy as some religious pple believe, d demons' motive is to experience what it feels to be a human being and to show d pple living on dis earth dat WE ARE NOT ALONE

Maybe #10 can buy a car at that time,

lalasticlala:
Mighty Joe, Nigeria's Notorious Robber Executed In 1973 For Stealing ₦10.

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YOUR enemies are after you, just enter motto go prayer city AKA Mountain OF FIRE ..Hurry!!

BU-HARI meets SHA-GARI i hope they will both reduce price of GARRI.

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IT IS TRUE, i was there this morning to pick up something, their program was on at the auditorium , i had to cover my head b4 entering the gate if not i'll be stopped, I fixed weavon and i did not tie my hair but only used the shawl as a covering like the BIBLE said part of my hair was showing then i overhead a woman say "UGLY GIRL" IMAGINE i dunno if she was refering to her little daughter or me Anyway i saw some ladies with braids like ghana weaving etc cause their scarf was transparent, non of the women was putting on ear ring, I WAS QUITE OBSERVANT*[quote author=lalasticlala post=31396922][/quote]

A handy keep-or-toss guide to 77 foods, beauty products, and household goods

Certain items in your house practically scream “toss me” when their prime has passed. That mysterious extra white layer on the Cheddar? A sure sign it needs to be put out of its misery. Chunky milk? Down the drain it goes.

But what about that jar of olives or Maraschino cherries that has resided in your refrigerator since before the birth of your kindergartner? Or the innumerable nonedibles lurking deep within your cabinets and closets: stockpiled shampoo and toothpaste, seldom-used silver polish? How do you know when their primes have passed?

With help from experts and product manufacturers, Real Simple has compiled a guide to expiration dates. These dates are offered as a rough guideline. The shelf lives of most products depend upon how you treat them. Edibles, unless otherwise indicated, should be stored in a cool, dry place. (With any food, of course, use common sense.) Household cleaners also do best in a dry place with a stable temperature. After the dates shown, beauty and cleaning products are probably still safe but may be less effective.

Food

Beer
Unopened: 4 months.

Brown sugar
Indefinite shelf life, stored in a moistureproof container in a cool, dry place.

Chocolate (Hershey bar)
1 year from production date

Coffee, canned ground
Unopened: 2 years
Opened: 1 month refrigerated

Coffee, gourmet
Beans: 3 weeks in paper bag, longer in vacuum-seal bag (after this time, color or flavor may be affected, but product is still generally safe to consume)
Ground: 1 week in sealed container

Coffee, instant
Unopened: Up to 2 years
Opened: Up to 1 month

Diet soda (and soft drinks in plastic bottles)
Unopened: 3 months from “best by” date.
Opened: Doesn’t spoil, but taste is affected.

Dried pasta
12 months

Frozen dinners
Unopened: 12 to 18 months

Frozen vegetables
Unopened: 18 to 24 months
Opened: 1 month

Honey
Indefinite shelf life

Juice, bottled (apple or cranberry)
Unopened: 8 months from production date
Opened: 7 to 10 days

Ketchup
Unopened: 1 year (after this time, color or flavor may be affected, but product is still generally safe to consume)
Opened or used: 4 to 6 months (after this time, color or flavor may be affected, but product is still generally safe to consume)

Maple syrup, real or imitation
1 year

Maraschino cherries
Unopened: 3 to 4 years
Opened: 2 weeks at room temperature; 6 months refrigerated

Marshmallows
Unopened: 40 weeks
Opened: 3 months

Mayonnaise
Unopened: Indefinitely
Opened: 2 to 3 months from “purchase by” date (after this time, color or flavor may be affected, but product is still generally safe to consume)

Mustard
2 years (after this time, color or flavor may be affected, but product is still generally safe to consume)


Kale: The cold-weather king, bitter kale is made mellower by the bitter cold. It can thrive in temperatures as low as 10 degrees Fahrenheit, Casanova says.
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Olives, jarred (green with pimento)
Unopened: 3 years
Opened: 3 months

Olive oil
2 years from manufacture date (after this time, color or flavor may be affected, but product is still generally safe to consume)

Peanuts
Unopened: 1 to 2 years unless frozen or refrigerated
Opened: 1 to 2 weeks in airtight container

Peanut butter, natural
9 months

Peanut butter, processed (Jif)
Unopened: 2 years
Opened: 6 months; refrigerate after 3 months

Pickles
Unopened: 18 months
Opened: No conclusive data. Discard if slippery or excessively soft.

Protein bars (PowerBars)
Unopened: 10 to 12 months. Check “best by” date on the package.

Rice, white
2 years from date on box or date of purchase

Salad dressing, bottled
Unopened: 12 months after “best by” date
Opened: 9 months refrigerated

Soda, regular
Unopened: In cans or glass bottles, 9 months from “best by” date
Opened: Doesn’t spoil, but taste is affected

Steak sauce
33 months (after this time, color or flavor may be affected, but product is still generally safe to consume)

Tabasco
5 years, stored in a cool, dry place

Tea bags (Lipton)
Use within 2 years of opening the package

Tuna, canned
Unopened: 1 year from purchase date
Opened: 3 to 4 days, not stored in can

Soy sauce, bottled
Unopened: 2 years
Opened: 3 months (after this time, color or flavor may be affected, but product is still generally safe to consume)

Vinegar
42 months

Wine (red, white)
Unopened: 3 years from vintage date; 20 to 100 years for fine wines
Opened: 1 week refrigerated and corked

Worcestershire sauce
Unopened: 5 to 10 years (after this time, color or flavor may be affected, but product is still generally safe to consume)
Opened: 2 years


Household Products

Air freshener, aerosol
2 years

Antifreeze, premixed
1 to 5 years

Antifreeze, concentrate
Indefinite

Batteries, alkaline
7 years

Batteries, lithium
10 years

Bleach
3 to 6 months

Dish detergent, liquid or powdered
1 year

Fire extinguisher, rechargeable
Service or replace every 6 years

Fire extinguisher, nonrechargeable
12 years

Laundry detergent, liquid or powdered
Unopened: 9 months to 1 year
Opened: 6 months

Metal polish (silver, copper, brass)
At least 3 years

Miracle Gro, liquid
Opened: 3 to 8 years

Miracle Gro, liquid, water-soluble
Indefinite

Motor oil
Unopened: 2 to 5 years
Opened: 3 months

Mr. Clean
2 years

Paint
Unopened: Up to 10 years
Opened: 2 to 5 years

Spray paint
2 to 3 years

Windex
2 years

Wood polish (Pledge)
2 years


Beauty Products
All dates are from the manufacture date, which is either displayed on the packaging or can be obtained by calling the manufacturer’s customer-service number.

Bar soap
18 months to 3 years

Bath gel, body wash
3 years

Bath oil
1 year

Body bleaches and depilatories
Unopened: 2 years
Used: 6 months

Body lotion
3 years

Conditioner
2 to 3 years

Deodorant
Unopened: 2 years
Used: 1 to 2 years
For antiperspirants, see expiration date

Eye cream
Unopened: 3 years
Used: 1 year

Face lotion
With SPF, see expiration date. All others, at least 3 years

Foundation, oil-based
2 years

Foundation, water-based
3 years

Hair gel
2 to 3 years

Hair spray
2 to 3 years

Lip balm
Unopened: 5 years
Used: 1 to 5 years

Lipstick
2 years

Mascara
Unopened: 2 years
Used: 3 to 4 months

Mouthwash
Three years from manufacture date

Nail polish
1 year

Nail-polish remover
Lasts indefinitely

Perfume
1 to 2 years

Rubbing alcohol
At least 3 years

Shampoo
2 to 3 years

Shaving cream
2 years or more

Tooth-whitening strips
13 months

Wash’n Dri moist wipes
Unopened: 2 years
Opened: Good until dried out

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MY BRODA YOU ARE GOING TO HELL FAYA!!!

Serious Madness...

What eva

simdam500:


So u do?


Your pic sha... that also a part of flying

Lovely piss, if u tell any 1 you use 2 fly in dreams, they will call u witch..

U don enter one-chance. U showed her how sweet d tin is and now she's wantin more, its always like dat 4 1st timers, d tin is u are d 1 dat opened her horizon, and now she is attached 2 u wantin non other, better give her until she is tired and then she'll be d one 2 ask u 2 GO AWAy.... U shuk finish u wan Run!! Mtchew....

chiwetaluAGU:

Aka ose abaa na ike!
So this is your advice to me ee?
Ok, my reason for trying to escape is that she is a nymmpho and if you think am lying i will link her to you to continue where i stopped.
She has drained me physically and i am so lean now

Story... Story...

classicB:
He said this after a prolong chat that am not a wife material. He said I dnt display the attribute of one, what I.dnt understand is that must a gf act as a wife even when she isn't? Just to prove she's a wife material

D wound is deep n severe, dat leg wont remain d same again even afta recovery, dat hippo na winsh*
I just saw a man with local bow and arrow @ ibadan express, i dnt knw wat n wher he's goin

Y? U wan tell me sometin?? See as u giv me order, oga @ d top/bottom.

Chidonc:


Contact me wit......victorlouis69@gmail.com

I will reply ur mail 2mrw. Wen i get 2 wrk oK... Promise

Obiomon:
can I get your contact too please!!!??be vfactor is not responding to my emails

I think thers more 2 dis story....

U r welcome.

Obiomon:

Wow I really felt this advice in the inside of my heart!

Thank you sooooooooooooooooo much! This is what I am going to do! Besides you are great. This is what's best for me now

Do these for ur good,
*keep ur distance frm dose friends ,
* instead of nursin fear of the unknown, confide in her n let her know ur cares and ur fears, make her reveal 2 u wats in her mind.
*respect eachothers principles.
*dont take evil advice.
*dont be afraid 2 talk 2 her.

RUBBISH, U want him 2 cheat on her and then bleep her, i see how contaminated the people of this world is......

seriousbabe:
Op should I give you my honest opinion?

First of all, is she a virgin?
If she is not, bleep her fast because if you don't someone else will

But before you bleep her, try it out with several other girls so that you won't seem like a novice and you will be able to satisfy her more.

Sex sustains a relationship, trust me on that

Sickness

Dont use ur experience 2 paint nigerian girls black, ther are gud ones out there, mayb u went lookin 4 d wrong ladies in d wrong places, mayb u shuld change som things about U, if u knw God draw close 2 him.

U be trailer wey dey crush ppl?

I was here by mistake, i tink am lost, if not i 4 no jam dis kind nonsense.

Lol.. Psycho,..u dey receive home lesson from Patience?

Johnnoah1st:
pls who is tiwa salvage? i heard she and the guy who impregnate her was once a child but now a children ? pls can any one confirm dis?