**Latest Vacancies**

1- VACANCY FOR FULL TIME PHONICS TEACHER.
Location: Asaba, Delta State Nigeria.

A new School located in Asaba,Delta state is recruiting suitably experienced and trained phonics teacher for immediate employment.

MINIMUM REQUIREMENTS
B.A. Education.

REMUNERATION
Competitive salary.

Method of Application
Interested and qualified teachers should send their CV to patbrotus.pb@gmail.com
or
Call: 0803 311 5114 & 07035300546
Application Closing Date: July 14th, 2018

The way and manner this thread lost its relevance is still a thing of shock to me. Nowadays, the only post one sees here are; 'Somebody connect me with a teaching job'. 'I studied this and that'. 'I can teach so so subject '. For Pete's sake, you guys should just stop it! It's becoming nauseating.


The height of it is when someone will say 'I need any job even if it is a Teaching job'. Hian? .
Another person in his delusional state of mind will advice a job seeker to just be dropping CVs at schools around him. Forgetting the ridicule, stress and financial drainage involved. Una dey try o!


Well, since the movers of this thread have decided to move their business elsewhere. What does one expect? In the absence of reasonable contributions, thought-provoking posts, career-enlightening discussions etc. Request! Request!! Request!!! Have become the order of the day. And like somebody once pointed; 'Insanity means doing the same thing and expecting a different result'. All of you folks posting 'I need a job' 'I studied this and that' 'I can teach this and that'. How far? Una don get job? Make una no constitute nuisance here abeg!


It is quite noteworthy to salute those indefatigable movers of this thread. Those people who still haven't given up despite the many absurdities going on here. Una well done o! Una matter self no go tire God. My friend Avicky, Oga Xfield, Sister Stenon, Aunty Pojomojo, Latestsunny, Aquablue, amongst others.


PS- Waiting patiently for all of you folks to start lecturing me about how unemployment has made you become desperate. Or those indomie graduates that will think of bashing me, una go die for my hand.

Aquablue:
A competent and experienced Female Nursery and Primary class teacher is needed as Home Tutor around Jakande,She should be able to teach a preschooler how to write numbers,letters and identify sounds and colours and should be able to take Pry class as well.Pm me

Which of the Jakandes please? Lekki, Isolo or Amuwo?

Ejemehn:


If Nigeria wins, and we will. Croatia will have to win their last group game to avoid France

I'm not sure you know what you're typing. A Croatian team that is already on 6 points with a goal difference of +5 wouldn't be threatened by Nigeria's wishful winning. Let's just say Nigeria beats Iceland & Argentina, that gives us 6 points with what goal difference?


Bros, except Iceland wins there remaining 2 matches, Croatia don top already.


Lest I forget, all those people hoping the Super Eagles would win, you guys are the same reason why Buhari is our President today; expecting miracle in a hopeless situation.

emmahoney:
There is a vacancy for the position of Chemistry and Biology Teacher in an international school at Majek/Abijoh (close to Ajah), Lagos.



The candidate should be able to develop engaging curricula including lab experiments and other scientific investigations, should be able to present lessons and evaluate student performance.



Candidate must have at least 2 years relevant experience.



Qualified candidate should send CV and cover letter to info@eaglesworldschools.com

Kindly verify the mail, information reaching me says it's not correct.

TonyeBarcanista:

Oga, that was what people said of Fayose in 2014 that if he emerges candidate he won't win the election. He emerged PDP candidate and won the election against all permutations.

The strength of Oni will be tested at the primary irrespective of the outcome. If he could snatch 40% of the votes, then he stand a chance of spoiling things for Fayemi but if he should lose in a woeful manner, it means Fayemi men are the people on ground. Also, consider the fact that election in Nigeria is being monetised + the determination of Fayemi using federal resources/might, my brother, writing him off will be a mistake irrespective of sentiment.

I don't like Fayemi, I want ELEKA to win but I will always advice my party never to underrate the candidate of the APC or Adeyeye in this contest.

May Victory smile on Eleka and PDP... TeamContinuity

The more I read your comments on this forum, the more nauseated I become. First and foremost, for a political jobber like you to be sounding like one stakeholder is very nauseating. 'I'll campaign for Olusola Eleka' 'I'll advise my party not to underrate Fayemi'. Who are you please? An ordinary protection seeker who jumped from APC to PDP then to PDM and returned to his vomit (PDP).


Bros, you're the least qualified human being to contribute to public issues because you do not only lack ideology but you're also unstable. And funny enough, you don't seem to know your limit as an ordinary As* licker. It's scumbags like you Fela tagged 'Suwegbe'. Ordinary protection seeker wey dey do like 'stakeholder'. Lolz.



Go and get a life o! Hopping from one Politician to another seeking 'protection' isn't a life!

These are all the vacancies I'm authorized to post for now. Let's not forget to prove to Mr. Buhari that we Nigerian youths are not lazy. It's they (the ruling class) that failed to provide jobs for us. And lest I forget, we should endeavour to give feedbacks o.

1- Good morning house, A Christian Nursery and primary school in Ebute Metta urgently need teachers for nursery and primary classes
Interested applicants should call 08081548766 .

2- Good morning all. A part time French teacher is needed urgently at a school in Ilupeju (Nursery and Primary). Please call 08166231051 if interested.

3- A new christian school on the Island needs the services of A MONTESSORI TEACHER (0- 6yrs) or a teacher with a sound knowledge of EYFS. She should have excellent oral and ritten communication skills, classroom management skill is a plus. She must be a Christian, an energetic and fun loving being, a
lover of Children,
must be willing to be a mother as well as a guide to the children and
must reside on the Island.
Only candidates who meet the requirements above should send in their cover letter and resume to oakbooks1@gmail.com


4- VACANCY: A Secondary school in Ikorodu with an axis in Festac Town,  is seeking for the services of English, CRS, Accounts, Further Maths, Government, Primary teachers and security man.  The following posts are vacant for non-teaching staff: Vice principal, School Bursar, Admin secretary and facilities manager. Applicant with B.ED, HND, B.SC or B.A with at least 5 years experience should apply to edu4sure97@gmail.com  within 7 days.


5- VACANCY:  A Nursery School in Lekki is looking for a foundation trained teacher with experience in Montessori for immediate employment. 


Applicant should send CV to meadowhousemontessori@gmail.com



6- VACANCY
Nursery teacher & should be able to take the reception class, the school is a year old.
Qualification NCE & Montessori experience
Minimum of 3yrs work experience.fluent in English, knowledge of phonics. Candidate should live around Ojodu, Omole, Isheri, Berger, Ogba. Contact us on 08033159797 or Whatsapp

1- Nursery 2 Teacher and Basic 2 Teacher needed in a school in Ketu, Lagos.* Minimum qualification is NCE and preferred candidate should live in Ketu and environs. Interested candidates should send their CV via email to emota1987@gmail.com or apply in person at 31A Adisa Akintoye Street off Tipper Garage Ketu.

2- A class teacher and an assistant are needed for a KG class in a school at Ikeja.
Knowledge of Montessori/ EYFS is an advantage.
Applicants must be resident in Ikeja or it's environs.
Interested applicants should send a text or whatsapp message to 08067433077


3- British International school(BIS) ,Oniru , Victoria Island Lagos is recruiting for September 2018.
1.A-level(AS and A2) & IGCSE Chemistry teacher.
2. A-level & IGSCE Math/ICT teacher.
3. PHE teacher.
check : www.hotnaijajobs.com for job details.
For positions 1 and 2, non- British teachers who do not have Alevel and IGCSE experience need not apply . The school is strictly British - No WASSCE or NECO SSCE and pays mega salaries.


4- A reputable school in Ikorodu needs a Male or Female teacher who can teach Year four.
Interested candidate should contact +234 818 659 0211


5- Part time mathematics teacher needed urgently at olayemi road. After Lanre wooden bridge igando.
08026022863.

VACANCY
Nursery teacher & should be able to take the reception class, the school is a year old.
Qualification NCE & Montessori experience
Minimum of 3yrs work experience.fluent in English, knowledge of phonics. Candidate should live around Ojodu, Omole, Isheri, Berger, Ogba. Contact us on 08033159797 or Whatsapp

wurabecca:
I seriously do not read the poo written up there.

Chi is Hundred billion better than this attention seeking opportunist.

Even with Chi Chronic Feminism, she has imparted thousands of Lifes.

Madam Kebbi, What have you done with your First lady status?.

Just free the young girl biko.

All this Women won carry Chi blow.

You have grace Nairaland front page, can you swerve now?

To be ignorant is truly to be less-privileged.


Rather than educate yourself on the root of the matter you simply displayed your congenital foolery to the whole world. Chai! I'm a lady, but I'm ashamed of been categorized with a dimw*t like you.

Chimamanda Adichie was clearly out of line with that unnecessary attack on Hilary, but a person like you who is low on cerebral fuel wouldn't know why. And lest I forget, did you just ask what the first lady has done for her people? Why not Google search to educate your ignorant soul. Idiota!

Now that small boys have gone to bed, men are discussing football. I like this!

Let me also contribute my little knowledge;

1- All of you folks shouting Madrid would beat Liverpool still haven't learn anything from history. Madrid should beat Bayern first before talking about Liverpool. Make e no go be like 1998 World Cup that Nigeria was busy dreaming of a rematch against Brazil until Denmark humbled us.

2- That AS Roma hasn't conceded at home in the UCL this season is pure luck. Even Roma's coach would bet on Liverpool to score then in Rome if the option is available on Bet9ja.

3- All of you folks comparing Sallah to Ronaldo, Messi & Neymar. Make una calm down abeg. The guy still has a lot to prove. Remember, it's his first season at Stardom. He's surely on fire this season, but to start comparing him to peeps who have been on fire for the past 7 years is sheer ignorance. Make una get education o.


It's you people that made Eden Hazard's little performance to get into his head such that he has started playing rubbish. Make una no end Sallah career o. Na beg we dey beg una.

HomeOfMe:
Uti should shut up. He knows that he won Bigbrother Africa that year frauduily . Munya from Zimbabwe or wherever was supposed to have won.

Frauduily?


Thank God you weren't part of the house mate. Your English itself is the real definition of 'Double Wahala'.


It's Fraudulently sir.

Offpoint:
That useless thing ruined my life.
I wrote to my ex boss "sir, in order to move this company forward all staffs hands must be on dïck" instead of desk....

don't ask what happened next... I don't want to remember it

All hands on desk ke?

It's obvious you too would have killed the Autocorrect with your grammar.

I can't believe what I just read!


Not a single project initiated and completed in 3 years? May it never be well with anyone who will campaign for this failure from Daura come 2019.


They should speak now or forever remain silent!

NnamdiN:
You can only minimize theft, it's almost impossible to eliminate completely.
Get a functional CCTV
As much as possible encourage POS
Monitor stock, make sure every pin is in the system (if you get this right, you would have succeeded to a large extent).
Make sure customers are issued electronic invoices, not the paper type. The person issuing the invoices must be different from the one receiving cash and their accounts must balance at the end of the day.
If possible barcode all your items, some malls install devices that alert them if any one tries to leave with an item that has not been processed.

Thanks a lot for this! It is well received! As for those people throwing tantrums up there, I'm used to them jare.

FortifiedCity:
Did you steal from anybody?

I'm not the owner of the business o. I'm just posting on someone's behalf.

And to your question yet, I've never stolen from someone yet, but I plan doing so soonest.


Happy?

Liliyann:
Then sack them and employ someone that is honest and reliable!!
All these boys wanting to reap where they did not sow.

Someone honest you say? There's no such thing as a 'honest person'. Opportunity makes a thief if you don't know.

Dear Nairalanders,

A very good morning to you all. Please I'd like your expert on an issue that is affecting my business. I have a big cosmetic shop which by God's grace fetch me money. But the problem is that my sales boy/girl steal heavily from me.


I have tried to checkmate them but all to no avail. Whenever I'm in the shop, I do checkmate them. But most times, I'm always out of the country doing business. Someone suggested getting a machine which can be used to issue receipt on any sales made but the problem is that I don't know it's functionality. Also, another friend suggested the use of CCTV to me.


Dear Nairalanders, kindly enlighten me on what to do as the issue is affecting my business. Thanks in anticipation.


From a friend.


Mods, kindly help give a wider coverage.

purityval:



Jeeez!!.... Such sweet mouth . Hope you've been good.

Sent you a PM already......

The email I used to open Nairaland don get K-leg o. I doubt I'll be able to access it again.

stevenakp:
Manchester united
Chairmen of the Bus parking association of england.

No o! Chelsea has overtaken them.


Two useless clubs!

purityval:



Hi....... I have been trying to get in touch with you.

Really? And I'm here wondering whether you miss me or not!


Awwww! that's so sweet of you.

Baruwaaaaa:
Please I need information on IGCSE certification(biology).someone wants to help me through a school,but demands that I pay 50k,the problem is I have not meet the person one on one.He said I should send money online that he will give me login details.

Bros, calm down nau. Haba?


There's nothing like login details when it comes to IGCSE certification, the dude wants to scam you.

All these noise making about 'Youth this' 'Youth that' should stop abeg. What does he have to offer Yobe Indegenes? That should be his campaign slogan. Leadership isn't about age, but the sincerity, willingness and capability to serve.


The last time I checked, Yahya Bello is the youngest Governor in Nigeria. And he's the most useless!


Politicians should stop playing on our collective intellectualism abeg. What is he bringing to the table in terms of developmental plans? If it's just because of his young age, make him swerve and let us see better candidates jare.

Anyone who views all these pictures without shedding a tear is capable of murder.

**So touched**