Is dis international or dumping refuse market? dis man nids serious flogging

hazyfm: [size=28pt]I PROMISE I WILL NEVER EAT HUMAN FLESH AGAIN[/size]

abeg mk una leave dis man alone. He done suffer,come repent small. abeg,on his behalf.

hazyfm: [size=28pt]I PROMISE I WILL NEVER EAT HUMAN FLESH AGAIN[/size]

abeg mk una leave dis man alone. He done suffer,come repent small. abeg,on his behalf.

No matter how many escorts dey give 2 him won't save his life cos death is inevitable. If dey give him 100.wat will be will be. Instead, he should pray for a peaceful death den trying to escape death. is he far better Dan any citizens in Nigeria? is he more precious Dan precious stones? let him b wise.

nedu2000: as dumb as pinky is? might as well go 4 jonny bravo

pinky is not dumb. its brain dt is dumb. brain gathers the items needed for experiment bt pinky gives clues n ideas 2 brain. Pls go n watch d cartoon again. n watch it well

As I said, hand sanitisers or sterilisers will be expenses. No Dettol Hand steriliser in d local market.

1. do you nw c d importance of education. We ve scientists bt re not used adequately. If we had fund each important vitals of education we won't go 2 US to beg. dis serves as lessons 2 nigeria n nt only us bt also Africa as a whole. 2. Instead let Jonathan bring in scientists 2 provide cure,he is setting up stupid committee 2 eat money like animals

Dis na usb ebola virus attack. Evybody tk cova

Guy,no b 2day dey suppose start man hunt. Na since as he dey land. dey re more than 37. dey re more. Frm the plane 2 d airport 2 cab 2 his hotel 2 his hospital. A lot of tins re involved.

;DDts gd. so gd n interesting. OB pls continue d punches. JB pls continue to run ur mouth. JB is a small spoilt brat cos he is in d biz. so he can't respect himself. OB pls continue to teach d small spoilt brat lessons. kudos OB. ;DDts gd. so gd n interesting. OB pls continue d punches. JB pls continue to run ur mouth. JB is a small spoilt brat cos he is in d biz. so he can't respect himself. OB pls continue to teach d small spoilt brat lessons. kudos OB.

hilariousdammie: I need to share this with you all
I got this from my company's medical doctor, its all about out how to prevent our selves from being infected by this deadly virus(ebola)











Am so scared

Tym 4 Dettol Hand steriliser to be sold at an expensive rate.

5minsmadness: Decided to eat a hearty meal this morning. Sliced brown bread to go with baked beans, sausages and omelette.
The omelette is a mixture of sliced sausages, green and red peppers, spring onions with half a cube of maggi and a pinch of salt held together by two well beaten eggs.

Drawback: Oil used wasn't new hence the brownish nature of the omelette.

Pointers: Though the arrangement appears complex it was all put together in minutes and served with hot chocolate. Tasted delicious!

Bon apetit!

yeye,u go fat. All na protein wey u put 4 table. go get girl friend

Dis woman nids dis 12 slaps.



Hahahahaaaaa
TYPES OF SLAPS
1. TAKE AWAY SLAP: When someone gives you a dirty
slap and all you can do is hold your
face and walk away.
2. RESOUNDING SLAP: This is after you are hit, you keep
on hearing some funny sounds in
your brain like"wiiiiiiiiiii"! And voices in your head will start
singing Christmas Carol.
3. FORMATTING SLAP: This is the slap that makes
someone forget instantly what he or she
was doing. You find yourself asking questions like,"What
did I do?"
4. EXPLANATION SLAP: When someone gives you this
kind of slap, you find yourself explaining the situation to
the nearest person on your own accord e.g. Bros! Are you
watching? I didn't do anything o!
5. FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP: When you receive this kind of
slap, all you will do is just stand right
where you are and watch the person walk away with your
mouth opened widely.
6. RHETORICAL SLAP: The moment you download this
slap, you start asking questions that don't need reply.
Like,"John,YOU SLAPPED ME?!"
7. SWEET SLAP: This is the type of slap a boy/girl gives
you sweetly on your cheek and hether it's painful or not,
you start blushing.
8. MATHEMATICAL SLAP: This simply has to do with the
physical reconstruction of your face
when given to you; the length of your face will be raised to
power two, your eye socket will calculate its
circumference.
9. CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM SLAP: When you receive
this slap (it proves effective when it's
given to you all of a sudden),you will be able to combine
and speak all sort of languages same time like
Spanish,Greek, Arabic, Hindu, etc
10. COLOUR RIOT AND BIRDING SLAP: You will start
seeing different colours and your head will turn to a nest
whilst the birds will be flying all around you.
11. RETURN LEG/RECIPROCAL SLAP: It's the type of slap
when someone slaps you and you return
the slap immediately...
12. MILITARY/BOKO HARAM SLAP: Once this slap lands
on your face, you will start urinating on
your clothe.

mstik: If you are not mentally capable of taking care of a child, why would you go ahead and have a baby?

it's nt Al MOTHERS dt re REALLY MOTHERS.

[quote author=gerona]I have a baby boy who is 3yrs and sucks his finger. All efforts to stop him has failed. I need help because it is his right finger, I am afraid it may affect his desire to write, his speech and deform the finger and teeth.

PLEASE HELP ME ON HOW BEST TO STOP HIM. Thanks.[/quo




Rub bitter leaf on the fingers. simple

Guys talk true n leave sentiment aside. If u owe up 2 d truth it will be fine. A lady will luv 2 give you all n all she ve bt ur eyes re outside. U ve dis mentality dt any girl dt comes to spend hr 1st 9t with u must ve sex wit her. though u re nt totally b blamed cos some girls want it. Wen girls says no pls respect dt. Guys no longer respect d ladies. bt dts my opinion

[quote author=Symphony007]ROYAL FAMILY OF SWAZILAND.[/quote


wait wait wait. I go open my breast as a 1st lady 4 d citizens 2 b looking

Na 2day, e don tay. Make up ni wake up Ko. na nw make up go Bleep up. den d director 4 cut dt scene off n repeat it n mk sure say he no wink again. 4 e mind say n handsome boy. n na make up mk u fine. yeye

wow. I hope d world is seeing dis. Wen Israelis start d world wil b begging bt nw dey are ignoring Wat dey re doing 2 d Israelis. Ok o. let Turkey govt advice deir citizens 2 not start Wat dey can't finish o. Y is Saudi Arabia nt fighting Israel? y is dis mushrooms Arab countries finding trouble? dey shld ask Germany d results wen dey killed israelites in 19xx? Dr's wil b X 10 of Germany results. good luck

wow. I hope d world is seeing dis. Wen Israelis start d world wil b begging bt nw dey are ignoring Wat dey re doing 2 d Israelis. Ok o. let Turkey govt advice deir citizens 2 not start Wat dey can't finish o. Y is Saudi Arabia nt fighting Israel? y is dis mushrooms Arab countries finding trouble? dey shld ask Germany d results wen dey killed israelites? Dr's wil b X 10 of Germany results. good luck

roufy235: lols for naija na lie. It wont work. We are smart in this area

guy,dis 1 na ghost rider or na weytin?

Guy settle ur bros. U can always cater for ur wife. Jst mk her understand tins. If u give ur wife ur bros can turn against u bt wen u talk tins ova with ur wife. Tins wil b fine. BT pls,dnt insult her or mk her feel she's nt useful. Remember, She is making up a gd n blessed home 4 u nw

Hi. Yes dey do c. All dis domestic pets has significant roles in our lives. I have trained dogs n cat. Dogs can sacrifice 4 us wen dey bcome 2 intimate with us. Cats prolong our lives and tk away any form of sickness frm us. Dey re jst natural. I love dem . Dts y I can't eat dog meat