shikshark: common look for anoda means of income....malachi is of the old testament and Jesus have paid for all our sins with his blood. ......team #paynotithe

joromi: Are they both unmarried?

*thunder fire the nyansh of anyone who quotes me to say rubbish *

silverdam: Toolz shared these pictures on Instagram showing us her first experience in a cockpit, courtesy of Arik Air.
She captioned the pictures:

Got a new hustle… *We fly high, no lie, you know this* thanks @captmoh
for the experience! #CaptToolz
#IBelieveICanFly…APlane


Captain Toolz!

For those who don't know the meaning of cockpit, it means front of an aircraft, from which a pilot controls the aircraft.


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cyclops4real: shey i try.
The girl behind me collected number from me, the boy friend saw her and they started quarreling this babe just pass me by, well unto the next one.

Odward: I hate girls with yam legs,stretch mark,illiteracy,coveteousness,hot tempered,lack of trust and lastly girls who are not bodily endowed. I hate girls with yam legs,stretch mark,illiteracy,coveteousness,hot tempered,lack of trust and lastly girls who are not bodily endowed.

faakay: He cares so much about you wants to treat you right by either calling or texting / treats you right - you says he's too obsessed about you.. you start misbehaving

If he doesn't call or either txt / treat you right - he doesn't care about you and doesn't love you either

he doesn't sleep with you - he's impotent or not manly enough then you start getting the cut somewhere else

he sleeps with you - you says he's a diccckhead and that what he only knows about thinks you are his bootycall

i'm not dating him because of his money but when the relationship starts you starting throwing bills

he start giving so much money at the beginning of the relationship - you say he's a fool/maga

if he doesn't give you money - you say he's a stingy beast

you don't want a man-beater but he beats you mercilessly but you still run back to kiss him

The list goes endless....guys you can add yours!

You ladies are the most confusing human beings on earth! you don't know what exactly you want!

So ladies can you tell us exactly what you really want from men?

Go_n_Die: chei! This girl na coret shaff.*** Lynxx my switest crush*** na wa for you o. So if the guy say make u open you go concor abi. Because he gat MONEY and he's a CEREBRITY. Girls nowadays na toro toro.

RedBenson: I was in banking all this morning & circumstances happened to make me queue up alongside others. It happened that abt six girls were in my front. I noticed that d 1st girl withdrew 2k, d 2nd, 1k5, d 3rd wanted to withdraw 4k but d cashier rather told her d highest she culd withdraw was N2,900 cos min. of 1k must be left in d account & N100 must be charged for using d counter instead of atm. This means d total money she had in that account was 4k. Well, d 4th girl came & managed to whdraw 5k, d 5th withdrew 1k3h & d 6th girl was told it was only N800.0... was in her account, meaning she cant withdraw any money. She then complained she expected som money in d account. Mnwhyl, all d guys in that banking hall didnt withdraw anythng less than 10k n probably stil av much left inside. This however keeps me wondering how much average nigerian girls actually have in thier accounts despite all these thier 'forming' with brazillian hairs, heavy make ups etc.

Nigerian girls, abeg una attention is needed o. Come & talk!

Mr Aboki: 25'k....



That na recharge card money na!!

Tholudee: Wao! I love the braid

carmenblandish: ANY TIME MY HEART PAIN ME SMALLL AND I SHAYO SMALL RED WINE.....I DEY BALANCE

Caracta: I thought i had seen it all when an old friend of mine wore a shirt and "IF YOU THINK I'M A B1TCH, WAIT TILL YOU SEE MY MUM" was written boldly on it.

Another one that makes no sense to me is the one with, "JUST DID IT". Very common.

Then, we have a category of some people that find joy in having their full names (plus surname) at the back of a customized shirt. Na ID card? Pfffffttt