Jeez..thank God for survival.

Bazaar

Time shall tell.

1. When you chop alone in government and no one chops with you, that is called........? Pls fill in the blank if ur frnd exhibit this
2. When you chop in government and you allow others to chop their own,that is called IBB
3. When you chop in government and you give others from what you have chopulated, that is called Abdusallam
4. When you chop in government and d place you are chopin eventually fold up, that is called ATiku
5. When you dey chop in government, you no remember your driver, secretary, office assistants, dat is called.........? Pls fill in the blank if any of ur frd exhibit this
6. When you dey chop alone in government, no remember anybody, you kon dey get headache today, fever tomoro, hehehehehe. .. I laff oyinbo laff...dat one is called Shonekan
7. When dem just appoint you for government position, and you just chop small, auditors kon come say bring all papers, dat is called Nwodo
8. When you chop with arrogance, hide money for London, US etc and you come get cancer, na Deizani you be.
9. When you want to chop in government and you give others to chop before you begin to chop, that is called Goodluck Jonathan
10. When you are Chopin your own in government and you call your friends to come and chop their own too, that is called Ibori
11. When you chop and clean mouth like say you no chop anything, that is called Fashola
12. When you chop from this government, that government, this government, that government like say na you dem create Nigeria for, dat one is called Tinubu
13. When you chop in government so taaay you scatter ground, three houses for America, two for London, six for Kubwa, seven for VI, as madam dey go shopping for Dubai, children dey go summer for Spain, EFCC kon gbab you, dat one is called Orji Kalu
14. When you chop well well for government and people know say you chop well well but you dey deny say you chop well well, dat one is called Rotimi Amaechi
15. When you chop in government so tay you are even richer than the place you dey chop, dat one is called Dasuki
16. When you see government money and can't chop and won't let others chop, dat one is called Buhari

Add your own.

Eleponblue:
Akwa Ibom babe don nack my guy akpako he come dey think with hin balls now...Guy don't do it...it might look good initially but on yhe long run it won't be pleasant at all...I'm presently in this sh**t now.pls run when you still can...

As in eh the akpako dem don knack the guy eh no get part 2,wen i been dey for situation like dis mehn i leave my boxers for back run four forty oo no looking back.

OP no vex,the bf no satisfy am well that day..

Person no fit import rat poison put for this man food.they kill like say na goat u dey slaughter.

Untainted record u say,i laugh in swahili

kaakulator3:
Lol these people don't like each other. It's their nature.Their hatred for Yorubas and Hausas is the only thing that unites them
which is why some people feel Biafra won't work

My uncle's friend was talking about this same thing 2 days ago about the hatred they have for each other.He told us a lot of things about his experience carrying out architectural projects in Igboland

As in eh it baffles me how the same ethnic group got no love for each other.

Wow.

Make i ask question ooo,person no suppose dey the cctv control room during banking hours..atleast they monitor movement within.

MajorWarren:


I swear, there was this Ghanaian chick back then in my school. we had a thing for each other but I didn't push for anything cos I don't see myself being with her for long. she had small boobs but her ass was so perfect. we still keep in touch

now where I work there's this darkskin Ghanian babe that just joined, she has a thing for me and everyone keeps raving about her shape and that and how I should go for her. but I already have my nail chick I really like.... darkskin, big b00bs, big ass and her banging body in a turtle neck sundress..and she's bespectacled as well(I have a thing for ladies in glasses ).. aaaargh now I'm vexed narrating this unwarranted story

life of a man...its so hard to resist temptation with all these females around

what school was that?

MajorWarren:



thanks... checked her out and I'm quite surprised I've never heard of her..
she's got a mad back off though

That is a gift bestowed on most Ghanaian ladies,most times i dey always ask myself e no dey heavy dem.

MajorWarren:
who's the chica with Omotola in the fourth pic .....now knock that pvssy out, yea thats a little catnap

Mum I think I found the one

That is Joselyn Dumas.

Below was the reply given by Professor Yusuf Dankofa of Faculty of Law, A.B.U. Zaria to Mr. Shakabula when he wrote to Prof that their Organization wants to confer an "award of honor" on him!
I find the Prof's reply to Mr. Shakabula very nice and inspiring and so worthy of sharing it with you!
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Dear Mr. Shakabula, I herein acknowledged the receipt of your letter and also seek your forgiveness for making my reply viral. You know, some of us in the academia can be very overbearing. I have peruse the said letter and without any equivocation reject your organization's offer to award or if I may use your exact words "confer on me a distinguished merit award for being meritorious". I do not understand what you meant by saying that I am meritorious and I also question why being meritorious should attract garlands for me. If indeed I am meritorious, am I not being paid for that? Didn't my employers in my schedule of duty anticipate that I would fulfill my duties diligently under the oath of my office?Why is that in Nigeria we like to over rate the elites and undervalue the downtrodden. You are to give an award, why not Mal. Usman, our departmental messenger who is constantly overworked and underpaid by the system, yet end up with poor work evaluation?

If indeed, you're interested in rewarding those who have done extra ordinary feats,I think mal.Ilya the departmental driver, who has spent over 25 years driving us to all the nooks and corners of this country in the rickety departmental bus should have caught your fancy for this purpose. Mal. Iliya has remained dedicated and contented with his meager salary unlike the overrated elites who draw fabulous salaries for sitting in their air conditioned offices for only 5 hours a day. Mal. Iliya does not have closing hours, he does not have a sensible overtime emolument and when we are outside jurisdiction, Mal. Iliya does not have the luxury of sleeping in a hotel. He spends the night in his rickety vehicle and if not that God appreciates the commitment of Mal.llya, by giving him divine protection, Mal.Ilya would long have been dead due to the effects of ravaging mosquitoes. If your organization can not spot people like Mal. Iliya and shortlist them for such honors, then you people are culpable in the distortions that down play the elevation of real patriots in Nigeria.

Overtime you have spent unnecessary time promoting our leaders by conferring unto them undeserved honors. How can ministers and governors be constantly honored when they are heavily paid with tax payers money. If a Governor plants a tree, you people will write a book in his honor. Let him pay salaries of workers,he will be rewarded with a Ph.D. If the governor marries second wife nko? You guys will decorate him and the second with national awards. Let him build 3 blocks of classroom in any local area, he will be rewarded as the Waziri of that locality. The question may then be asked, why clapping for someone who has been mandated by law to provide such community services bearing in mind that under the principle of public accountability, he should be taken to task if he fails to deliver?

Capitalism no doubt in context and forms continues to antagonise the poor even when it is clear that the commitment of the poor to nation building far out performs that of the rich. When ever soldiers come out of any war successful, the generals would be rewarded with so many medals and garlands while the nurses, the drivers and other non visible members of the force would be excluded,forgetting the fact that that victory may not have occurred without those who performed the above services on the battlefield. That is the nature of capitalism, it downplays any heroic effort of the lower class and project the antics of the elites as epic. Therefore, Mr. Shakabula, I will advice that you start recognizing the role of Adamu the cleaner, who has been cleaning my office and others in the department for the past 25 years without which I may not have gotten the peace of mind and the composure to sit in the office and engage in research. The same Adamu after cleaning our offices will move to the library and make it dust free including all the lavatories. Mr. Adamu lives on N15k a month with 4 children and one wife, he has never stolen public fund nor accepted public fund as a gift unlike our shameless elites whom you always accord extra ordinary feats upon. Mr. Adamu a honest laborer has not gotten your fancy, why? Why does capitalism shamelessly promotes an excurtionist agenda against honest men that are economically disadvantaged. Mr. Shakabula, I will only accept your medal of honor if you can provide answers to my questions,,why and why have you refused to recognized the good works of madam Rebecca the female laborer who sweeps our streets everyday for pittance and unjustly promote the man that embezzles public funds or that man that capitalism has conferred upon an undue advantage..!!!

~Professor Yusuf Dankofa

Lovely.

Is funny how someone will use another person experience to generalize things.

Adaure4ever:
Ndi Imo ndewo nu o.
Happy Birthday to Imo State.

Cute dp.

mrjangaweed:



please stay away from this thread

i beg you

everything is not politics because we have a life to live

there's time for everything

besides she's legally married

The dude talk off point,as if he has a leaking mouth.

I have 34000 with them,but on my demo account.

ladyF:

Hmmm a kid at 15 driving? Some kids will still be so short, their legs won't' get to the pedals . I strongly disagree luv

A lecturer of mine way back in the university could not use his pedals without the pillow attached to his seat,but i get your point doh.

King Solomon had 700 wives, cheated on dem wit 300 concubines. Ur husband cheats on u with 1 lady & we cant have peace. Sister read ur bible!

dhtml18:

Aahhh? See as i open mouth so tay mouth don hang no fit close again o.

Your type cannot push a baby 'PRAM'.

Close the mouth ooo before lassa fever rat jump enter inside oo.

dhtml18:

E pain am sha.

Oya make i add my own:

@evy - shut up yer mouth dere, your type cannot even buy a bicycle

Your type can't even push a wheel barrow.

GworoChewinMaga:


She was too busy applying her makeup when she was supposed to do a simple pre flight check


Only engine oil pressure can lead to a helicopter engine burning out

And this is something she ought to have notice before take off or a few minutes into flight.

If not, then she probably burned the engine by applying too much thrust.

She belongs in the kitchen like every other woman.

U feel say na for mouth abi,na your type dey find carburettor of car for trunk of car.

LesbianBoy:
Ini edo has big nyansh! And she is even a calabar geh sef. You know calabar gehs are good in bed. Chai! Enjoyment extraordinaire for the governor o!

She is from akwa ibom not cross river.

kilokeys:
Level 3 4 5 can happen in just two years


but to cross from level 2 enter level 3?

Hian.. U need enough xtra lives to play that game o

As in eh,u fit even need buy extra lives if e dey possible.

ellechrystal:
Hain?!!! , vacation ke at this trying times? Na so . he must be unto something , I think he has gone for a check up. That's what u get wen it president is over 70 , may God be with him.

A man over 70,u wan make Aisha turn widow.

na wa ooo..even people wey no get generator go dey claim say dem dey run gen 24/7