It's really awkward, but here's what I do when I'm with such a lady; I either open my eyes to see whatever she wants to see, or I use my palm to cover her eyes, so she'll know I find it creepy.

Where is he?

Stories.

These people always feel they can bully every media unit. He should be compelled to paying that money. Rubbish.

Really helpful. Thanks a lot.

#JonathanUntilTinubuStopsPlayingBuhariLikeAPuppet

You just can't but love this man. He is cocky, smart, confident and witty.
I watched the match, and I could see where he poured his drink at the direction of a camera, wearing a smirk that is out of this world.

So what will he do with our piece of advice?
Will he take it to his parents and be like "Mom, Dad, I discussed the issue with some people on Nairaland, and they want you guys to sanction the wedding." ??

Where is the link?
You well so?

Imanuelle:



Lol. Shït happens.
I had to clean one out last night, it was so bad the mods had to hide my comments.

Sometimes these kids cross their boundaries, its good you sat him down, arsé on sand!

Hahahaha wickeddddddd

Imanuelle:


You want kill am?

Bros, I dey my own when the guy come dey call me olodo fa.
When you try to be all modest and stuff, these brats and impostors will start to claim that they're smart-mouthed. Sometimes, you just gotta take them out of the mini-cars, put them on the couch, take off their soiled diapers, clean them up, put them in a new diapers, and put them back in their mini-cars, so they can go back to playing with other infants.

emirateprince:


yaba left patient on the loose again

It's a good thing we have intelligent peeps around here, so they already know who the dumb fellow is. While you're busy attacking my personality without any logical point to prove (argumentum ad hominem), I just simply killed you with sarcasm and wit.
Normally I would let it slide, and let a dumbfuckíng moròn like you get away with lashing out at me, but not today. You should learn to pick fights with dudes your size.

N.B; if your next reply isn't something with depth or sarcasm, I'm not honouring you with another reply.

emirateprince:

olodo

u need glasses?

Yes I do. And please make sure it's tainted. I'm fixing it on my AMG, and a drive-by is about to happen in your family house.

If you are not a cow, you would understand that I was talking about the logo at the top-left, and not the scrolling headlines that says 'recpatures'.

@first picture, I like the plastic basin at the base of the trunk of the palm tree.

@second picture, I like the way she tried to match her scarf with the colour of the clothing on the chair. Epic!!!

Can we move on now?

It is because of people like you that aliens still won't reveal themselves.

What exactly is wrong with the "channels TV" that you pointed at?

NEVER AGAIN!!!

Number 9

What is this one saying??
If you fail to understand campaign strategies, then ask someone to explain it to you.
I'm not picking sides here, but to say a chronic, die-hard Muslim is more of a Christian than an actual Christian, is going a bit too far.

I'm still trying to understand how this is our business.

Really??

Refine the kind of girls you go for.

I hate when these happens
You should be the heartbreaker, not the heartbreakee. Stop lamenting my friend!!!
You're sounding like someone who hasn't realised that love isn't a sacred thing, but something that can be built from nowhere(hence it can also be demolished). If you're done with school, get something doing. If you're still in school, GET SOMETHING DOING!!! And after that, if girls are still dumping your busy, and rich(or potential rich) ass, come back here and sue me.

There's this girl that has been treating me exactly like she's seen these points before. I just realised that not only is she trying to be different, she also thinks I'm a womaniser??

Even the girls look like Tubaba. This woman chromosome dey these children body so?

What a record.

Epic!!!
Only this excerpt has reeled me in, and I must go finish it.
Your writing and construction skill, attention to details, and overall picture-painting with words is excellent. Keep it up bro.