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I have a gig on fiverr, my opera news account still undergoing verification, been doing one or two things to get by.
Please I really need NLs help.
Thanks.

quadfire:

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I am a student.
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Both of them do not do transfers cos of no ATM.
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Congrats to those selected.
Better luck to those who were not selected( myself inclusive)
We will survive, just hang in there.
Thanks to @lelion for this gesture. More blessings o.

Well
Here's mine

Good afternoon
Well as for me
I am a student in the University of Benin but my parents stay in Lagos.
I am currently in Benin and on Monday I was hoping the lockdown would be removed so I could go and meet my people.
But, there was an extension.
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I thought I could keep up, but really I can't.

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Please someone should post a pic of Diane's hair.

Please I would like some help from those who use their phones for kdp. What app do you use for typing your books?

Mike is a lowkey Pepper in that house oo..... lol

itspzpics:
All the occupants of a tricycle have lost their lives after a train crushed it, this morning, in Iju Ishaga, Lagos.

The tricycle was said to be going from Ike aro to Abule Egba when the tragedy occurred. People allegedly told the driver to stop to allow the train pass, but he didn’t listen.

Watch Video below

Gist From Praizenews ; http://www.praizenews.com/graphic-5-dead-as-train-crushes-a-tricycle-in-lagos/

One of the victims is the dad of my cousin's friend. The guy is 23years old and the first son. Chai!!!!! This is painful oo
May destruction not come our dwelling.
hmmmmm

Ravon:
President Muhammadu Buhari has approved the donation of $500,000 to Guinea Bissau to support the country’s election process.

The Senior Special Assistant to the President on Media and Publicity, Mr Garba Shehu, disclosed this in a statement on Friday.

He explained that the approval was in response to an urgent request for assistance by the Government of Guinea Bissau.

Shehu added that the President supported the country with 350 units of electoral kits, 10 motorcycles, five Hilux vans, and two light trucks.

According to him, this will ensure that legislative elections, which should help in stabilising Guinea Bissau, hold in the country.

Read: Senate Suggest Amending The Constitutional Bills

Read the full statement below:-

In his capacity as Chairman of the ECOWAS Authority of Heads of State, President Muhammadu Buhari, this morning, directed the Honourable Minister of Foreign Affairs, Geoffrey Onyeama to undertake an urgent mission as his Special Envoy to Guinea Bissau, in the company of ECOWAS Commission President, Jean-Claude Brou.

President Buhari had in response to an urgent request for assistance by the Government of Guinea Bissau graciously approved support to the country’s election process including three hundred and fifty (350) units of electoral kits, ten(10) motorcycles, five(5) Hilux vans, two(2) light trucks and Five hundred thousand US Dollars ($500,000).

This vital assistance ensured that legislative elections held in Guinea Bissau, which should help in stabilising the country.

In a separate development, Nigeria’s Foreign Minister will also undertake a mission to Cotonou, Benin, to deliver a personal message to President Patrice Talon from President Buhari.

The visit is in the context of the brewing political crisis ahead of April 28, 2019, legislative elections in the country.

SOURCE: https://brandspurng.com/2019/04/26/president-buhari-donates-500000-vehicles-to-guinea-bissau-for-elections/

Happy Donation oo
FYI
Guinea Bissau GDP is growing at a rate of 5.3% while we are struggling with 1.9%
Keep making donations ooo
Nonsense

YomzzyDBlogger:
From; YomzzyBlog.com

Singer, Timi Dakolo and his family who are currently in Dubai for vacation revealed that while having breakfast with his family today, he used the opportunity to ask his children what they don't like about him.

He wrote;

'SO THIS MORNING WHILE ENJOYING OUR BREAKFAST I ASKED MY CHILDREN WHAT THEY DON’T LIKE ABOUT ME OR THINGS I DO THAT THEY DONT LIKE.
1.Hallel- DADDY YOU SHOUT TOO MUCH AND I GO LIKE HOW? DONT RUN ON THE STAIRS, DROP MY PHONE NOW, TURN OFF THAT TV NOW. RESPECT YOUR BROTHER HALLEL, THIS IS MY HOUSE HALLEL, THIS IS MY HOUSE. TURN OFF THAT TV OR I WILL DISCONNECT THE TV. HALLEL THOSE ARE NOT REAL TEARS LEAVE MY ROOM O.

ALEXANDER: YOU ARE TOO HARSH ON ME,YOU STILL WONT LET ME PLAY PS4 EVEN IF I HAVE NOTHING TO DO, YOU ALWAYS SHOUT RESPECT YOUR SISTERS EVEN IF THEY LOOK FOR MY TROUBLE A LOT. WHEN WE DO OUR FAMILY MEETING YOU TALK A LOT, YOU KEEP REPEATING THE SAME THING AND WE ARE CHILDREN WE JUST WANT TO PLAY AND WATCH TV BUT YOU DON’T LET US. YOU BOUGHT IPADS FOR US BUT YOU ALWAYS HIDE IT.

ZOE - YOU DONT LET ME WEAR WHAT I WANT, YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT IS FOR OUTING, YOU NEVER LET ME SLEEP IN YOUR ROOM BUT YOU CALL ME BABY OF THE HOUSE AND YOU LIE DADDY YOU WILL SAY WILL COME BACK SOON BUT YOU DONT COME BACK SOON AND YOU TRAVEL A LOT. YOU SAY I HAVE MONEY IN THE BANK BUT WHEN I SAY I WANT MORE CLOTHES YOU SAY NO MONEY ZOE.'

Gists via: https://www.yomzzyblog.com/2019/04/between-timi-dakolo-his-kids-after-he.html

Photocrediy!!
The person on the chair that has a plate of food on it

ogbiwa:
Manchester United midfielder Paul Pogba has been named in the PFA Team of the Year 2018-19 - the only player not from either Manchester City or Liverpool.

City have six of the 11, voted for by fellow players - goalkeeper Ederson, centre-half Aymeric Laporte, midfielders Bernardo Silva and Fernandinho and forwards Sergio Aguero and Raheem Sterling.

The remaining four are all Liverpool players - full-backs Andrew Robertson and Trent-Alexander Arnold, centre-half Virgil van Dijk and forward Sadio Mane.

But there is no room for Liverpool's Mohamed Salah or Arsenal's Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, who have both scored 19 league goals this season.

Tottenham's Harry Kane and Chelsea's Eden Hazard, with 17 and 16 Premier League goals respectively, also miss out.

The PFA Team of the Year was voted for by members of the Professional Footballers' Association, the players' union.

It is the second successive year where Manchester City have provided the most players from one team as they had five of the 11 in the 2017-18 side.

However, only Sergio Aguero retains his place from the team of 12 months ago.

Ederson (Man City)
Did you know? Ederson has kept 18 Premier League clean sheets this season - no Manchester City keeper has kept more in a single campaign in the competition.

Trent Alexander-Arnold (Liverpool)
Did you know? The Liverpool full-back is averaging a Premier League assist every 275 minutes this season, the best ratio among defenders in the competition (minimum 20 games).

Aymeric Laporte (Man City)
Did you know? Laporte has made more successful passes than any other defender in the Premier League this season (2,514).

Virgil van Dijk (Liverpool)
Did you know? Since his Premier League debut for Liverpool in January 2018, Virgil van Dijk has kept more clean sheets than any other player in the competition (25).

Andrew Robertson (Liverpool)
Did you know? Robertson has provided more Premier League assists than any other Liverpool player this season (nine).

Fernandinho (Man City)
Did you know? Manchester City's win percentage in the Premier League when Fernandinho plays this season is 86%, compared to 67% when he does not.

Bernardo Silva (Man City)
Did you know? Silva has scored seven goals in 33 Premier League games this season, one more than he scored in 35 appearances last term.

Paul Pogba (Man Utd)
Did you know? Pogba has been directly involved in more league goals this season (22) than he has in any of his previous campaigns in the top five European leagues.

Sadio Mane (Liverpool)
Did you know? This has been Sadio Mane's best Premier League season for goals scored (18) and goal involvements (19).

Sergio Aguero (Man City)
Did you know? This season, Sergio Aguero became just the third player to score 150 Premier League goals for a single club, after Wayne Rooney at Manchester United and Thierry Henry at Arsenal.

Raheem Sterling (Man City)
Did you know? Sterling has been involved in more Premier League goals than any other English player in the Premier League this season (27).

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48028713

Paul Pogba winning this award is just based on sheer sentiments jareh
wetin the guy dey play seff,mtcheewww
Abegi

Anjollyzlov:
Wedding photo of a young and his older wife. Set internet on fire.
Www.anjolasblogonline.com

All I see is
Ala Nwanyi Asaba

Ayawunmiefe:
By Ikechukwu Nnochiri

All is set for President Muhammadu Buhari of the ruling All Progressives Congress, APC, to defend the allegation that he was not the legitimate winner of the February 23 presidential election.

The Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC, had on February 27, declared that Buhari garnered a total of 15,191,847 votes to defeat his closest rival, Alhaji Atiku Abubakar of the opposition Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, who it said polled a total of 11,262,978 votes.

The result had since elicited varied reactions, with four political parties approaching the Presidential Election Petition Tribunal sitting in Abuja to challenge President Buhari’s re-election.

The actors

Aside the petition marked CA/ PEPC/002/2019, which was entered against Buhari by the PDP and its candidate, Atiku, on March 18, the second petition marked CA/ PEPC/001/2019, was by the presidential candidate of Hope Democratic Party, HDP, Chief Ambrose Owuru who secured a total of 1,663 in the election.

The third petition, CA/PEPC/004/2019, was lodged by the presidential candidate of the Peoples Democratic Movement, PDM, Pastor Aminchi Habu, who is seeking a fresh election on the basis that his party’s logo was not included in the ballot paper. The last petition with suit No CA/ PEPC/003/2019, was filed by the Coalition For Change, C4C and its presidential candidate, Geff Chizee Ojinka, who are contending that Buhari’s re-election was vitiated by substantial non compliance with mandatory statutory provisions.

The petitioners maintained that the irregularity substantially affected the election, “such that the 1st Respondent was not entitled to be returned as the Winner of the Presidential election”. Remarkably, unlike in all the other petitions where only Buhari, the APC and INEC were cited as Respondents, the C4C, which garnered a total of 2,391 votes at the presidential poll, cited the Vice President, Prof. Yemi Osinbajo, as the 2nd Respondent in its case.

Meantime, notwithstanding the innocuousness or otherwise of the last three cases, there is no doubt that the petition by the main opposition PDP and its candidate will assume the focal point in the coming days. Specifically, in their joint petition, Atiku and his party, PDP, insisted that data they secured from INEC’s server, revealed that they clearly defeated President Buhari with over 1.6million votes.

The petitioners alleged that INEC had at various stages of the presidential election, unlawfully allocated votes to President Buhari, saying they would adduce oral and documentary evidence to show that result of the election as announced by the electoral body, did not represent the lawful valid votes cast Atiku alleged that in some states, INEC, deducted lawful votes that accrued to him, in its bid to ensure that Buhari was returned back to office. The petitioners said they would call evidence of statisticians, forensic examiners and finger-print experts at the hearing of the petition to establish that the scores credited to Buhari were not the product of actual votes validly cast at the polling units.

More so, in one of the five grounds of the petition, Atiku and the PDP maintained that Buhari was not qualified to run for the office of the President, contending that he does not possess the constitutional minimum qualification of a school certificate. The petitioners serialised results that were recorded from each state of the federation in order to prove that the alleged fraudulent allocation of votes to Buhari and the APC, took place at the polling units, the ward collating centres, local government collating centres and the State collating centres.

They argued that proper collation and summation of the presidential election results would show that contrary to what INEC declared, Atiku, garnered a total of 18,356,732 votes, ahead of Buhari who they said got a total of 16,741,430 votes. The Petitioners stated that whereas the actual number of voters accredited at the election was 35,098,162, the 1st Respondent wrongly suppressed and/or reduced the number of accredited voters to 29,394,209 to the detriment of the Petitioners.

Part of their prayers includes an order directing the 1st Respondent, INEC, to issue Certificate of Return to the 1st Petitioner as the duly elected President of Nigeria. In the alternative, the petitioners prayed the tribunal to nullify the February 23 presidential election and order a fresh poll. Atiku’s petition vague, nebulous- Buhari However, in a swift reaction, both Buhari and the APC, filed preliminary objections to challenge the competence of the petitions, even as they challenged Atiku’s locus-standi to even participate in the Presidential poll.

In his objection, Buhari described Atiku as a serial loser, boasting that he had always defeated him in every electoral contest that they took part in. President Buhari insisted that electorates always chose him ahead of Atiku in both inter-party or intra-party contests, using the 2014 presidential primaries of the APC, as an instance.

Besides, President Buhari, queried the powers of the tribunal to nullify his election victory at the poll, contending that the joint petition Atiku and the PDP entered against him was incompetent as it was based on conjectures.

Insisting that reliefs the petitioners are seeking from the tribunal were “vague, nebulous and lacking in specificity”, they argued that most of the issues and grounds of the petition were not only “mutually exclusive”, but also outside the jurisdiction of the tribunal. He contended that by virtue of section 31(5) and (6) of the Electoral Act, 2010, as amended, only the Federal High Court or High Court of a State has jurisdiction to adjudicate on some the issues, among which included the allegation that he was bereft of the requisite educational qualification.

Atiku is an Alien- PDP Likewise, his party, the APC, in its own objection, branded Atiku an alien, alleging that he is not a Nigerian by birth and therefore was not qualified to contest the February 23 presidential poll. APC told the tribunal that the PDP candidate is a Cameroonian. According to APC, Atiku, was born on November 25, 1946 in Jada, Adamawa, in Northern Cameroon and is therefore a citizen of Cameroon and not a Nigerian by birth.

It told the tribunal that prior to 1919, Cameroon was being administered by Germany, adding that following the defeat of Germany in World War 1, which ended in 1918, Cameroon, became part of a League of Nations mandate territory which consisted of French Cameroon and British Cameroon in 1919.

APC noted that in 1961, a plebiscite was held in British Cameroon to determine whether the people preferred to stay in Cameroon or align with Nigeria. It stressed that while Northern Cameroon preferred a union with Nigeria, the Southern Cameroon chose alignment with the mother country, saying it was as a result of the plebiscite that Northern Cameroon, which included Adamawa, became part of Nigeria. The ruling party argued that contrary to Atiku’s claims in his petition, he had no right to be voted for as a candidate in the election to the office of President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria held on February 23, 2019.

It averred that by reason of Atiku’s ineligibility to contest the election, all votes credited to him and the PDP in the February 23 election ought to be deemed as wasted votes. APC contended that most of the claims contained in Atiku’s petition have become statute barred, arguing that the Tribunal was therefore bereft of the jurisdiction to entertain it. I am a full blooded Nigeria- Atiku However, in a further response he filed before the tribunal, Atiku, rebuked the APC, describing the allegation that he is a Cameroonian as puerile, face saving, vexatious, absolutely and completely unfounded.

Atiku maintained that he is a full blooded Nigerian, even as he urged the tribunal to ignore what he termed as “extraneous facts, contradictory, diversionary, evasive, speculative and vague assertions”, by both the APC and President Buhari. Atiku told the tribunal that contrary to APC’s allegation that he is an alien, he said he is a Nigerian by birth and a Fulani by tribe, adding that his parents were from Jigawa and Sokoto states.

He told the tribunal that he has been a Nigerian politician for about 30 years, adding that in 1992, he contested in the Presidential Primaries under the platform of the Social Democratic Party (SDP) alongside the late Chief M.K.O Abiola and Ambassador Baba Gana Kingibe. “The averments in the aforesaid paragraphs are indeed fabricated, contrived, made in bad faith and designed to embarrass the 1st Petitioner”, he said.

INEC Responds

Meantime, INEC was not left out in the exchanges, as the electoral body, in a preliminary objection it filed before the tribunal, challenged the validity of figures Atiku claimed was obtained from its back- end server.

The commission further contended that contrary to Atiku’s claim, it did not electronically transmit results to its server, using the Smart Card Reader Machines. As the tribunal gets set to commence hearing, there is no doubt that the February 23 poll will go down in history as one of the most disputed presidential election.

Source: https://www.vanguardngr.com/2019/04/atiku-vs-buhari-legal-fireworks-as-tribunal-set-to-begin/

Ghen Ghen Ghen Ghen
Clash of the titans
Who is gonna prevail as the real GOAT!!!!
Bubu or Atiku
Lolz

Gisters:
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Shared with caption;

Somewhere in Niger Delta, with these #beauties a long time ago #tbt
@k8henshaw @empressnjamah

See more; http://gistmore.com/throwback-photo-of-kate-henshaw-shan-george-and-empress-njamah

This was rhe time when if you no know how to act,you no know be that
No be now wey na to sleep with the nearest available director or producer and gbam!!!!!!!
you are on the big screen
Mtcheeww

massmediang:
A telegraph dubbed “Hitler’s suicide note” containing a defiant final message from the Nazi leader is expected to fetch up to £70,000 (about N32,620,000) at auction.

The historic memo was sent just days before Hitler’s death to one of his favourite commanders, Ferdinand Schörner, who had urged him to flee the besieged capital of the German Third Reich.
It states: “I shall remain in Berlin, so as to take part, in honourable fashion, in the decisive battle for Germany, and to set a good example to all those remaining.

“I believe that in this way I shall be rendering Germany the best service.

“For the rest of you, every effort must be made to win the struggle for Berlin. You can there help decisively, by pushing northwards as early as possible.”
See details:

https://massmediang.com/hitlers-suicide-note-to-be-sold-at-auction-for-n32-million/

Na wa oo
oyinbo sha and "common sense" are two parallel lines
hmmmmnnn,what do I even know?
Na dem make d phone wey I dey use last last.

mediaNGR:
A Nigerian preacher, Iyke Oriaku of the Churchless Revival, has revealed how he used to lie to people to raise money to do God's work because he was competing with demonic prophets.

On his Facebook post, he said he was a victim of "pulpit pressure"



Source: https://www.mediahelm.com.ng/2019/04/nigerian-preacher-reveals-how-he-used.html

Pastors are supposed to be leaders but what we have nowadays are just "guymen".
Enter Benin,you go see church everywhere!!!
Every corner wey you turn na church, like virtually every street oo
I am not saying the man is fake oo,far from it
what I am saying is,being a pastor should not be what you do to get going in life after every other endeavor fails you
Let God call you,and stop calling God.

A young man go finish University after his Papa Position in school fellowship, the next thing after graduation na to open church.
Abeg let us give Christianity back its lost Glory

mediaNGR:
The operatives of the Lagos State Police Command, Satellite Division, have arrested two male suspects who gave their names as Friday Emmanuel, 21 and Obiora Nwabueze, 29, at Mile-2-under-the-bridge after they engaged each other in fisticuffs following the failure of one of the parties to keep to the terms of agreement regarding the stealing of female pants.

According to Friday Emmanuel, Obiora Nwabueze(the tall one) asked him to steal used female pants for a fee of thirty thousand Naira. However, after he had successfully accomplished the task, Obiora Nwabueze reneged on his promise and forcefully attempted to take the pants from him which led to exchange of blows.

During interrogation, the said Friday Emmanuel regretted listening to his friend, Obiora, who was pestering him to get him female underwear he desperately needed to become rich.

Source: https://www.mediahelm.com.ng/2019/04/two-arrested-for-stealing-female-pant.html

The one shining teeth looks like a model