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Education / Re: Is It Advisable To Laminate Your Certificate? by Ezibless: 4:12pm On Feb 19, 2015
msmon:
NO! NO! NO!
There's more harm in doing that than good!
* A laminated certificate or paper will be very hard for the MRI machine to read!

Btw, lalasticlala is trying to build an aura of unpredictability. If I catch U eeehn. *smile*

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And what if the harm has been done already
Lennylinconlee:
It is not good to laminate certificate......importantly ur Decree certificate,Bsc.Msc or Hnd. it will be rejected if u apply for international study and they request ur certificate for siting when u get there.........it will be assume that it has been altered. Another point why u need not laminate ur certificate is that......Think about when you do convocation in ur school...what do u tink is the reason behind the scroll given to u...Didi u think is for decoration? or for photography? ...
My point dis Do not laminate ur certificate.

sad sad I'm applying for an International study and some of my certificates are already laminated.
What do i do?
Education / Re: Is It Advisable To Laminate Your Certificate? by Ezibless: 4:08pm On Feb 19, 2015
msmon:
NO! NO! NO!
There's more harm in doing that than good!
* A laminated certificate or paper will be very hard for the MRI machine to read!

Btw, lalasticlala is trying to build an aura of unpredictability. If I catch U eeehn. *smile*

************************

Obama Suggest Solution To Conquer B'Haram and Other Terrorist Group - Detailed Plan
www.nairaland.com/2155546/muslim-leaders-must-unite-defeat

And what if the harm has been done already
Romance / Re: Why Nairaland Female Are Beautifull? by Ezibless: 11:32am On Feb 18, 2015
coollabman:


Lol! I don't need to bring evidence my dear. Its pretty obvious that a lot of peeps are not their real selves online.

It's ''obvious''?
Hmmm,when you don't have an idea of what/who they are offline how can you be so sure they're pretending na?smiley
Romance / Re: Why Nairaland Female Are Beautifull? by Ezibless: 9:56am On Feb 18, 2015
coollabman:


Its the ladies that are mostly guilty of this. That's why I don't bother clicking 'like' on their yeye pictures

@bolded,bring evidencegrin
Romance / Re: Why Nairaland Female Are Beautifull? by Ezibless: 9:52am On Feb 18, 2015
eph12:

From this your analysis are you part of the real ones or fake ones? Cos you always loud, mean n vulgar.

Ha!
Bros,take it easy ocheesy
Romance / Re: How To Spot Ladies Desperately Looking For Boyfriends by Ezibless: 8:38am On Feb 17, 2015
zanga420:
hmmm, so this type of people still dey exist? Bae, u dont need to quote all that just to type 'o.k' its annoying u hear?

It was really annoying? That was d intensiongrin
Romance / Re: How To Spot Ladies Desperately Looking For Boyfriends by Ezibless: 8:07pm On Feb 16, 2015
skywalker888:
No wonder guys refer to us as being boring.. How on earth would you quote the whole post and type 'OK' ? undecided

OOOOKKKKkKKKKKKKKKKkKKKKK:
iyaf hear

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Romance / Re: How To Spot Ladies Desperately Looking For Boyfriends by Ezibless: 7:50pm On Feb 16, 2015
Crocz:

You had to quote all that just to say "OK"? undecided

yeeeeeep
Romance / Re: How To Spot Ladies Desperately Looking For Boyfriends by Ezibless: 7:38pm On Feb 16, 2015
tosyne2much:
We all know that NO lady would ever admit chasing a guy. They also chase dudes in a coded manner and pretend they don't probably because they are naturally born pretenders. They are always like, despite the species of guys begging me to date them" God forbid I woo a man", if he can't make advances, let him bleep off jawe wink

Without much ado, lemme keep the ball rolling

Just grab your mat and if you don't have one, kindly sit on your coconut tree

1. She Utilizes Opportunity
She spots a guy whom she likes standing in front of her compound, she tries to come out even if she has nothing doing outside and that's when she remembers the grass in front of their house has not been cleared since the time of Soddom and Gommara, she goes inside and picks a cutlass and while cutting, she starts gazing at him hoping he would come to say "oooooh pretty, lemme do this for you".. Hahaha !!! cheesy

2. Status Updates
You see updates like, "I'm a woman of virtue and I know it"; anyone who finds the key to my heart finds a treasure; I really want to know what love is.. This updates however catches fancy

3. Chilling Alone At The Eatery
She might just get dressed and chill at the nearest eatery. She orders for what she wants and pretends she only came to enjoy herself and nothing more but deep within herself, she's hoping a random dude would come and ask her why she is seated all alone

4. She's Wants You To Strike Up A Convo
Imagine you both met each other at a shop and he was being attended to because she came earlier than you. After buying her stuffs, she no go go lae lae.. She remains there hopin you would say hi to her.. **many ladies would deny this**

5. Smiling Unnecessarily
Hahaha cheesy Someone that doesn't smile at home will start smiling the way Usain Bolt smiles when he wins gold medal. You "hi" her and she's already smiling

6. She Includes Her Phone Number/PIN On Social Network
You see her PIN/phone number on social media. She purposely included it in her profile because she knows request would definitely be rolling in from various species of dudes

7. She Gives You Close Marking
You are both reading in the classroom and the moment she spots you, she packs her book and sits next to you. She's like, pls can you explain COM 101 to me better, I find it difficult to comprehend. **if I hear say na her mission be dat ** cheesy

8. She's Extraordinary Humble
When frustration of boyfriend comes, a very rude lady resort to being the most humble lady you have never com across. She's very humble that you keep wondering how a beautiful lady be as humble as this. (Ironically she's not like that at home).

9. She Sends You Friend Request & Deny She Didn't
She must have heard about you so she decided to add you up. She pretends she doesn't know how you got into her list

[b] 10 . NOTICE ME Attitude

When she sees various species of dudes clustered around a particular place, she keeps doing things just to get noticed.. She starts speaking grammar stylishly gazing at them if what she's saying is audible


Let pretence and critics begin

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O.K
Romance / Re: Seven Ironies Of Ladies by Ezibless: 2:03pm On Feb 16, 2015
emusmith:
Cutebumzy, Spaxon, Ezibless... Where do you fall? wink

Number 2 and 6.

And just as Dimples19 said

''I am guilty of #2.. If I dnt like the guy I am bold but if I'm crushing I will show him a screw face and avoid him like the plague! !! Lol then I might stalk him on social media and daydream about our wedding. But if he approaches me or makes eye contact I dun ruuun! Women why are we soo weird?
Lol jst keeping it 100.''


grin
Romance / Re: Questions Ladies Ask Without Expecting Sincere Replies by Ezibless: 8:23pm On Feb 12, 2015
emusmith:


Lol...Ezi...if I help out, she may blame me for ruining her makeup lolzzz

You said ''may'' abi?

I think you should try it,You never can tell.

If she no like am,then tell her to stop asking ''how do i look?''
cheesy
Nairaland / General / Re: I Want To Apologize For My Previous Post. by Ezibless: 6:29pm On Feb 12, 2015
JahzaraAde:


Loooool your request is funny!
cheesy
Nairaland / General / Re: I Want To Apologize For My Previous Post. by Ezibless: 6:28pm On Feb 12, 2015
Blackett:
Are you sure?

Full edo or father igbo, mother edo?

Full fledged Edo. Same LGA sefcheesy
Nairaland / General / Re: I Want To Apologize For My Previous Post. by Ezibless: 5:32pm On Feb 12, 2015
Blackett:
You think I didn't know you were igbo, abi. grin

You dey find who to trap with list that can build and furnish 3 bedroom flat grin

Taaa
I'm not Igbo jo.

Proudly EDO cool
Nairaland / General / Re: I Want To Apologize For My Previous Post. by Ezibless: 5:20pm On Feb 12, 2015
Blackett:
So your marriage list is longer than this?

Abeg, if I ever toast you by mistake, pls pls pls always reject me. grin

lmao

I said ''normal'' abi.

Ok,may be i should have used ''abnormal'' lol.

But some culture like the Igbos have list similar to the above ogrin
Nairaland / General / Re: I Want To Apologize For My Previous Post. by Ezibless: 5:08pm On Feb 12, 2015
Blackett:
Na she wan buy everything we dey your marriage list? shocked

The list no reach quarter of normal marriage list na.

I pity her sef8-)
Romance / Re: Questions Ladies Ask Without Expecting Sincere Replies by Ezibless: 5:06pm On Feb 12, 2015
emusmith:


Bring it on, bae grin

First of all,guy saw the excessive make-up before he began the wooing journey.
Question is;.
Can't guys help to re-do the make-up when they feel it isn't appropriate?
Nairaland / General / Re: I Want To Apologize For My Previous Post. by Ezibless: 4:59pm On Feb 12, 2015
Before we accpect your apology,write down ''I AM SORRY'' 1000 TIMES
in 10 different sheets of paper.

And when submitting,
bring these items along...

1. 3 male cows
2. 25 tubers of yam
3. 4 gallons of palm oil
And
4. Palm wine for the whole Nairaland community


Then we'l considerwink












p.s
I didn't even read the other thread in question ogrin

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Romance / Re: Questions Ladies Ask Without Expecting Sincere Replies by Ezibless: 4:51pm On Feb 12, 2015
emusmith:


Lol...Come back hia joor ...

grin

Oya,i have question for you guys too,especially those complaining about the excessive make-up ish
Romance / Re: Questions Ladies Ask Without Expecting Sincere Replies by Ezibless: 4:31pm On Feb 12, 2015
Blood of Jesus!!!!!

#sprinkles holy water on thread.

#runs outta thread.

grin
Romance / Re: Why Your Crush Dosnt Like You... by Ezibless: 4:19pm On Feb 12, 2015
So girls don't have crush abi?

Was expecting tips for both genders

#disappointed
Romance / Re: Valentine Special For A Broken Hearted Female Romancelander. by Ezibless: 9:43pm On Feb 09, 2015
Indirectly looking for a val huh?

Nice gimmickwink
grin
Family / Re: How Many Kid Will You Like To Have, Sugest Their Names Here by Ezibless: 9:14pm On Feb 09, 2015
Why na Yoruba people full here sef



@topic,it's my husband and i that would decide on the numbers. But i'd like to have 3;a boy and two girls.
And i love these names-Curits,Chloe,Jasper and Jasmine.

I know say my hubby go don prepare him own names anywhere him dey toogrin
Romance / Re: 10 Gifts To Get For Your Lady This Valentine Season by Ezibless: 8:39pm On Feb 09, 2015
emusmith:


Just whisper it and it will get to you..
wink

Nah,i no believe in choosing for myself o
Romance / Re: 10 Gifts To Get For Your Lady This Valentine Season by Ezibless: 7:24pm On Feb 09, 2015
cheesycheesysmileysmiley

So, errm Emusmith which one you go buy for me na

grin
Romance / Re: What Will You Do When This Happens On A First Date (photo) by Ezibless: 11:50am On Feb 04, 2015
iamord:
lol! I will let you know that bae there is no cause for alarm! lemme go outside. get some credit and make some few calls.. while u keep the staff company.. I refuse to fall my hand.. just chill okay..am coming grin

Nah,i'd go with you and i won't take no for an answer:p
Romance / Re: Seven Routes To A Guy's Heart by Ezibless: 11:36pm On Feb 03, 2015
emusmith:


When I left you, you were altogether... Are you still so? undecided

Make i check...
Romance / Re: Seven Routes To A Guy's Heart by Ezibless: 11:13pm On Feb 03, 2015
emusmith:


Oh... I'm sorry..How you dey? smiley

I dey d way you leave me na angry
Romance / Re: Seven Routes To A Guy's Heart by Ezibless: 10:45pm On Feb 03, 2015
emusmith:


Haba! When did I say that? undecided

I no talk say u say anything na.

Ndo o?
Romance / Re: Seven Routes To A Guy's Heart by Ezibless: 9:22pm On Feb 03, 2015
emusmith:


Sweetie : You wan make him shoot?

i think say you get ''odeshi'' na grin
Romance / Re: Seven Routes To A Guy's Heart by Ezibless: 8:59pm On Feb 03, 2015
zick19:

*grabs a gun and point it at your face..... Now pronounce my name well
grin
Romance / Re: Love Massages by Ezibless: 8:49pm On Feb 03, 2015
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