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Health / Re: Snoring! by face969: 9:35am On Feb 22, 2010
Buy a new pillow.
Health / Re: Help! Protruding Stomach by face969: 9:33am On Feb 22, 2010
Yeah Fogman,
Youre not too young to own a treadmill. its a price you pay for living the good life !
Health / Re: Hiv Cure : Colloidal Silver , Is It for You ? by face969: 9:52am On Feb 13, 2010
Hey guys, heres what i found out Ebumowa which means literally ''Im looking to get insulted'' in yoruba is really a LESBIAN and a self-hating one too. She talks abt bogus statements but says that ''God made her a lesbian?'' Everyone knows God doesnt create Gays. They CHOOSE to be gay. Theres nothing more pathetic than making your own choices and being miserable in them.
Heres another sad twist, she ENJOYS to be insulted for being a sex pervert. Its like a Tax she's paying for being gay , so dnt bother insulting her you wnt be helping. Just keep your sisters out of her slimey reach lol!
This is sad lesbian LOSER Who hates herself , its best you ignore her henceforth, lest others may not see the difference. QED.
Health / Re: Help by face969: 2:16pm On Feb 12, 2010
Really !
Health / Re: Hiv Cure : Colloidal Silver , Is It for You ? by face969: 2:10pm On Feb 12, 2010
House-dyke ?
@ czario
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Who needs adebayor.
Health / Re: Hiv Cure : Colloidal Silver , Is It for You ? by face969: 9:00am On Feb 12, 2010
@Ebumowe
If poster's gobbledeegook dnt make sense to you then go read something that does.
If God wanted to create you a lady he would have made u one not what you are today.
Health / Re: Cancer Vs Aids by face969: 12:55pm On Feb 09, 2010
Two of the most darling diseases of welcome, GSK, Roche, Lily, Novatis, Smith Kline, Baxter. . .
Health / Re: What Are The Natural Recipies For Growing Taller. by face969: 6:06pm On Feb 08, 2010
Poster, did u say u r only 19 ?
You can eat all d beans in kwara, you wnt grow taller.
You can take up jogging and weight lifting but you will only  end up increasing you testosterone and fusing the epiphyseal plate of your long bones ie you will remain short forever.
Growth hormone, is what makes us grow. The easiest and safest way of boosting GH is thru your feet. Japanese scientist even developed a shoe pad that stimulates area on your foot that make you grow like under your big toe. I bought one in 2005 in the UK and grew 1 inch taller after  6mths wearing it. I was in my late 20s !(their theory is the ends of vertebral bones dnt fuse no matter your age)  I ve thrown them away but u could get one from shopping online.
In the absence of that you can stimulate it with electronic pulses.
If you want a further explanation just ask.
Health / Re: Harzard Associated With The Use Of Mobile Phone-very Important by face969: 2:55am On Feb 07, 2010
Not suprising. Mobile fones including 3G operate on the same frequency as microwave oven - giga hertz. 4G fones comin' soon.
Health / Re: Help Before I Go Blind by face969: 2:23am On Feb 07, 2010
Niz,
You say youre already an eye patient (myopia) . Y not go back to the your eye dr. You have vernal conjuctivitis. You may need a steroid eyedrop.
Its a reaction to the climate this time of year. Staying in an A/C room wld help.
Read
http://healthguide.howstuffworks.com/vernal-conjunctivitis-dictionary.htm
Health / Re: Re-occuring Typhoid Infection by face969: 1:48am On Feb 07, 2010
Fogman,
No problem. Lata.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Get A Sensual Massage In Your Home by face969: 3:47pm On Feb 02, 2010
This should be good !
Health / Re: Evil Nurses & Doctors In Nigerian Public Hospitals by face969: 1:46pm On Feb 02, 2010
Ok you guys keep talking abt evil Drs. Wat abt evil patients. Hear this story, one day back in '99 i was a houseofficer @ LUTH paediatric ward there was this child in a very bad state. I cnt remember but it was a fatal neurological condition.
I and my SR (specialist reg.) worked day and nite to save this child but alas the child gave up. It wasn't a shock to us cos we knew how grave its condition was. But it so happened that the time the child gave up was the ExaCt time the father came to visit.
A huge Igbo man, he walked in and saw the nurses preparing his child for the morgue. He took one look @ me and my SR and said ''Dr, so my child is finally dead.''
We both stood silent trying to hide the fact that we were trembling.
''OK, that's alright'' he said in low and calm voice. ''I'm coming.''
He walked out of the ward slowly, me and my oga breathed a sigh of relief, thinking the man hadtaken the loss of his child with philosophical calm. We resumed our wardround, attending to the living.
After abt two minutes we heard the nurses scream ''Dr, Dr !,  He's coming, he's coming ! ''
Next thing I saw was a Car Jack flying at the speed of sound, narrowly missing my oga's small head. The man suddenly transformed into carl lewis and jumped out of the nearest window. The nurses simply disappeared, as for my self I hid under the nurses counter while the father rained all manner of expletives on the staff. Of course all those kids were in tears.
A similar incident happend in IB last yr when a MOPOL gassed some kids to death. Thank god no one was hurt in my ward.

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Health / Re: Re-occuring Typhoid Infection by face969: 1:45pm On Feb 01, 2010
Hey Fogman,
How are you getting on ?
Pls give me feedback after the 5days are up.
Cheers.
Health / Re: Is Swine Flu A Reap Off By Scientists by face969: 6:51pm On Jan 31, 2010
'Reap' off or no 'reap' off the only peeps benefitting from this flu epidemic are the Tami-flu peeps.
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Health / Re: Scar Remover Please by face969: 4:34pm On Jan 29, 2010
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I will have to check that up !
Health / Re: Help Finding Database Of Private Hospitals In Lagos State! by face969: 11:52am On Jan 29, 2010
pls let me know about your progress im also compling one for an HMO im building. If i get some i can share with u.
Cheers.

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