madridguy:
Na their way, they can sell their pickin for money.

nobaga:
Enugu traditional rulers collect grazing money from herdsmen



http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/general/-enugu-traditional-rulers-collect-grazing-money-from-herdsmen/155017.html

oluwabigloba:
Good day everyone. Please I need ur advice on this. I am a corp member in Rivers state.
Recently, our water started smelling like dead rat, and we have washed the tank because we noticed some Spirogyra in it. But after the washing, the water is still smelling.
My question is, is it from the borehole or the tank?
Also, what can we do to treat the smell?
Thank you for your advice.

modath:
Jonathan while you were away, Olisa Metuh has "begged" to refund 400m out of the funds for protection of the citizens that you connived with Dasuki and madam gele to fund your undeserved and failed 2nd term bid.

koladebrainiac:
Ben Bruce too childish
He is not mature at all.

I agree he is trying to be funny n appeals to his gullible fans
But if we ask him further,was he not around when budget was passed?
I tot the senate unanimously support subsidy removal?

But sha we all know him for who he is. Court Jester.


For the fun part tho
Why would a 18k wager be buying 100ltr of fuel
allow this man, abeg, are you more mature than he is? cant he share funny pics anymore because he is a senator?
He should OLX the car n use the money to start a business

Ekiti360:
I guess it comes with the territory, but every adult in the world seems to think they have some secret knowledge that will crack the youth. They attribute their expertise on the subject of teenagers to an accumulation of years and experiences.


Apparently, the magic of time has given them a compete and all-knowing understanding of how we should feel, think and behave during all hours of the day. However, all beliefs should be challenged – and I for one enjoy setting grown-ups straight.

Here are 9 things that make teenager like me cringe.

“Listen to your parents; they’re always right.”

Wrong. There is only one Yoda. Everyone else in the universe is bound to be wrong sometimes. I know it might surprise some adults to hear this, but us, teenagers are not always angsty, impulsive and inexperienced. Sometimes we know even better than you do – Give us a chance.

“This should be the best time in your life. Enjoy it.”

So… You’re saying that my life has peaked at 15? Excuse me if I refuse to believe that. I will enjoy all the world has to offer on my own terms, thank you very much. Otherwise I might become a teenage runaway, and you wouldn’t really like that would you?

“Wait till you get to the real world.”

Okay. Hold on, just one second. Are you saying that this is in fact NOT the real world? Hold up. Is this the matrix? Did we somehow transport to Narnia without me knowing?

Sure, I may not be working year-round in an office, but Algebra isn’t exactly a walk in the park. My life is real enough: a package deal that’s all inclusive with drama, responsibility and obligations. Don’t belittle me.

“You’re a teenager. This is just a phase.”

How can you possibly predict the future? Are you some sort of psychic being who sees into the future? If so, why don’t you tell me how to fix this world. I am currently in a process of creating an identity for myself that isn’t defined by the people around me. This phase might just stick. Even if it doesn’t, please just let me experience it without constant judgment.

Hint: The more you hate it, the longer it will last.

“Why don’t you tell me anything anymore?”

There are two possible explanations for our ‘lack of communication’:

Explanation 1: All I’ve done in the last few weeks is school work and watch re-runs of my favorite TV shows. I apologize for not giving you a play-by-play, but there is simply nothing of significance for me to be telling you.

Explanation 2: You’re being nosy and it’s annoying. NO amount of torture will make me spill my secrets.

“I was your age once too, you know.”

Yes, of course you were. There is no denying that you are in fact a human being. I understand the progression of time, but just because you were a teenager once does not mean you can relate to my experiences or how I’m currently feeling. Even if you have gone through similar things (in the past), you have been tainted by the knowledge of adulthood.

Sorry, not sorry.

“I’m your friend.”

Nope. Not gonna happen. Don’t get me wrong, I like you and all… but we are not friends. I think that comes with the whole power dynamic of the family.

If you give me rules, you are not my friend.

If you make me wake up in the morning, you are not my friend.

If you make me wash the dishes, we are DEFINITELY not friends.

Please, stop.

“You don’t know what’s best for you.”

Okay… and who does? You? Please refer to ‘Things Teenagers Don’t Want To Hear’ numbers one through seven. I know what I want. I know who I am. Don’t set limitations on what I should do or who I should be. It’s not yourselves.

“Grow up.”

Look here parents, we are growing up whether we like it or not. We love you (ever so dearly) and absolutely appreciate the unconditional support. Sometimes I think you forget that the mistakes we make are actually the perfect way for us to learn right from wrong. It’s a process, be patient.

http://www.ekitionline.com.ng/9-things-teenagers-dont-want-hear-adults/

Vinshu:
Nonsense. Fake tears.

3 months in, they become lord god misogynists that bully their wife and turn her to slave. You see them clamouring for submission and subjection. Forgetting the time they were crying like babies in the ceremony.

queenoflafia:
Self delusion.this dude thinks he's making sense

Beeman1:
Wailing/ipod touts everywhere. Op,Cry us a river or kuku jump in to lagoon.

americanigga:


I here by call on all Bayelsa state Indigens, residents, Igbos and Biafran hopeful, both in and ouside the country to openly reject this good will from High chief, (Rit.) Hon Chibuike Rotimi Ameachi to construct a railway line in Otuoke Bayelsa. Because this will be a slap on the face of former president Dr Goodluck Ebele Jonathan the suposed hero of the Igbo race, who aparently did not do anything in the whole of Bayelsa let alone Otuoke. This looming embarrassment must be averted.

What the hero could not do in six years, the man that has been labeld as a betrayer is about to do it in one year. What will people say?

TGM2015:
I dont why this Mr. common sense keep mute on Saraki presiding over the Senate even in the face of alleged corruption at CCT and the leaked Panama Papers indicting him, knowing fully well that an Ex- PM of Iceland was made to resign based on the fact his wife is involved and not him. The quoted post shows a glaring auto-correct error that a man with common sense should have perceived...if you doubt read the man's post again.

I just do know the name of virus that PDP always infects her member with making them making criticisms without viable solutions on what they are the root cause of and defending corruption even in the face of glaring even. They have made #Ben Bruce lost his common senses

I really do not know the serious matter here, but my post simply implies that this Mr. common sense has been picking one thing or the other on the current executive whereby he is in the position to enact and influence the legislature to address the identified problems but choose not to because he has lost his common sense to PDP virus which in turn has made him not to know the shameful implication of Saraki presiding over the Senate. Remember the anti-social media acts also.
Thank you.

jmichlins:
Since we gained independence, religion has been our bedrock even our politicians attributed their failure to hand of GOD or our national football team tell us to pray to win our matches maybe its time to turn to science and reality

azzima:
See these fools!! When a group of folks dance unclad in the market square, they will become a laughing stock. When you hate and fight your own ,how can you love others?

aaronson:
FYI she's still a woman and last time I checked, she was a woman attracted to another woman but the problem in it is nosey people like you who are so primitive enough to want to tell her how to live her life eventhough where the advice is coming from is the third world primitive, religion infested under developed Africa.

mrphysics:


Sorry, I beg to differ with the point that university graduates are shallow minded.

The reason you supervise them maybe because you have more experience in the firm than they do.

When you wish to further your education, you will have more reasons to believe.

you may have a good work, yes, am very happy for you sir, the point here is not having good work because they are many university graduates in a good workplace that you only dream to . what we are saying is, the quality of education dished out in both school of higher learning. I recommend you read the criterions by which schools is been graded in reference to another.

Xposer:
Here are photos showing large cache of arms and ammunition recovered from recent military raids of suspected criminal hideouts in Ogoni and other parts of Rivers State. Also, criminal elements who were nabbed during the offensive onslaught are currently at the army's base in the state undergoing interrogation.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.com/2016/02/soldiers-nab-criminal-elements-in.html

aaronson:
Thumb up to her for being herself. It takes a lot being one true self in the public.