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Romance / Re: I Need a Lover by femmie(m): 1:44pm On Dec 09, 2005
hey dude,
am gonna talk to you like a guy who understands the way u feel. though vinna gave you the best advice as a bro/sis might give his younger one. but hey, may b you are some dude ffrom a rich family. may b you can cater for the bills. well just may b. but all the same this approach is damn not good.whatever girl u get will takee you for granted as a gy not enouhg in this method she knows ur weak point and she will hit it real hard. hey bobo u b fine boy agirl i really know somewhere will b admiring u but u might not know this. but dude am talking out of xperience dnt get mi wrong it did not happen to mi but it a rare case u get someoen who will love u for who u are thru this means and u might just b lucky.......................
Music/Radio / Re: Age Beeka: the man behind 'Angelica' by femmie(m): 3:55pm On Dec 08, 2005
the guy is good
Music/Radio / Re: 'No More' Video by Genevieve Nnaji by femmie(m): 1:49pm On Dec 08, 2005
well, well, all fo you wey dey talk the song good, shey una don buy the album? if to say na like you dey talk na him u buy am she 4 don go platinum i c omotole=a crew sef for road dey selll album on top bus. tm dey chase bus oo. prett chics like tht. the thing make me dey wonder if she get record label at all. no body sign am up. But all the same lets be realistic the no more whatever by "G" is crap. [flash=200,200][/flash]what does BRUSHSPARKE mean? prof GINA we neeed ur xpatise here
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: What Arsene Wenger Needs to Do by femmie(m): 1:41pm On Dec 08, 2005
yeah bright idea swish but flamini is still young so give him time.i will suggest adebayor in monaco for attack option.
Jokes Etc / Re: dad v. mom by femmie(m): 10:45am On Dec 08, 2005
angry angry Now who wins grin grin there
Jokes Etc / Re: what do u think? by femmie(m): 10:37am On Dec 08, 2005
i dnt get it either.
Music/Radio / Re: 'No More' Video by Genevieve Nnaji by femmie(m): 11:52am On Dec 06, 2005
To me its all BULLLLLLLLL lipsrsealed.lexyflexy abeg help xplain say na mny she need na him she take enter music. grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / JOB INTERVIEWS:QUOTATIONS by femmie(m): 7:47am On Dec 06, 2005
Vice presidents and personnel managers of the world one hundred largest corporations were asked to describe their most unusual experience interviewing prospective employees.


A job applicant challenged the interviewer to an arm wrestle.

Interviewee wore a Walkman, explaining that she could listen to the interviewer and the music at the same time.

Candidate explained that her long-term goals was to replace the interviewer

Balding candidate excused himself and returned to the office a few minutes later wearing a headpiece

Candidate said he did not finish high school because he was kidnapped and kept in a closet in Mexico

Applicant refused to sit down and insisted on been interviewed standing up.
Candidate dozed off during interview

The employers were also asked to list the most “unusual questions” that have been asked by candidates.

“What is the motto of your company?”

“Why aren’t you in a more interesting business?”

“What are the zodiac signs of all the board members?”

“Why do you want references?”

“Do I have to dress for the net interview?”

“Will the company move my rock collection from California to Maryland?”
“Will it be a problem if I am hungry all the time?”

“Does your company have a policy regarding concealed weapons?”
Jokes Etc / The doctor and the plumber by femmie(m): 7:39am On Dec 06, 2005
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did the mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill of $600.
The doctor exclaimed, “This is ridiculous! I don’t even make that much as a doctor!”
The plumber waited for him to finish and quietly said,
“Neither did I when I was a doctor.
Music/Radio / Re: What is Happening to Eedris Abdukarim? by femmie(m): 12:18pm On Dec 05, 2005
you dey mind eedris the guy no wan accept say him time don go he just dey siing SH!T. the guy b like loss for thm kennis na because thy b inlaw na so thm just leave am b4 he setup him own record label.
Music/Radio / Re: 'No More' Video by Genevieve Nnaji by femmie(m): 2:19pm On Dec 01, 2005
Thanks jare ologbodudu the song is shit, the video dumb, the lyrics, production damn they are just sick sick! sick !!sick!!! they no sabi sing even omotola join am i believe they are in copetition sort of thing. The duo. they ban the chic he come turn into singing. the only thing i heard from the song was MOVE MOVE MOVE B4 I GIVE YOU MY FIST I SAY.........
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: What Arsene Wenger Needs to Do by femmie(m): 6:32pm On Nov 30, 2005
hey, the truth is arsene is a great coach. but all the same i guess his mistake may cost us henry. it is not only a midfielder but also we need a very good right winger. We are lacking experienced players cause the only ones we have are going. bergkamp is retiring pires is 32 ljumberg is getting old and midfield we are a failure i kow thta if we can get a super midfielder like juninho or ballck we can compete with any team in the world, cause we gat every things that it takes and in the case of cygan and senderous considering the fact that they are just starting i think they are doing prttye well. GUNNERS 4 EVA.

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