Well well well!!!!


What do we have here?

SmooshCHN:
I've been so busy since I got back to Lagos. I must say it's not easy and my respect for Nigerians doubled. It's tough living on this side of the world. I wish everyone the best as you all go through your daily endeavours.


Here are some shots of Lekki Conservative Center, Lekki, Lagos. Apparently, you can't go in to take portrait shots or anything like a proper shoot and you have to pay ranging from 10k for pre wedding shoot to 140k for commercial photography. I was able to take decent shots. The place is definitely worth #2000

Did you take these photos codedly?

SmooshCHN:
The last portrait shoot I did in China.



I've been too busy to organise one here but I'm already ecstatic about it even if I'm nowhere near planning it.

I like the bokeh in this picture.

DMainMan:
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Boss Boss!!!

Thanks for the update. Very much appreciated.

nani667:


Truth is it isn't really Clear what he is... One thing is he has to keep up appearances in the midst of his subordinates and maintain his Supreme Overlord act... Initially his goal was to see if he could find any of his friends, if any were in that world with him... That was why he changed his name to Ains Ooal Gown, but now it is become a story of World Domination, basically because Demiurge tends to come up with nonexistent plans that he feels he has deciphered as Momonga's true goal, and even though that is never the case Momonga always agrees and commends Demiurge for his keen insight...

That was how the whole world domination plan started... So Ultimately Ains is the Villain currently, but he is Also Momon the Adventurer ✔️

Whole thing is just complicated

Arthurity1:
I just started watching Overlord. Is Ainz Ooal Gown a villain, a hero or an anti hero?

We're yet to find out what he is. I hate the fact that I have to wait till next year for season4.

nani667:


Those 50 to 70MB sizes doesn't do it for me anymore tho... My Sharingan cannot take blurry sturvs again

200MB tins or nothing...

Is that season3? What of A certain scientific rail gun?

YhungPablo:
hello

Hi!

omoelerin1:
I always say this: if there is going to be extremists, boko haram and almajiri in Yoruba land, It is going to start in Ibadan. That city will be the headquarters of religious extremism in Yoruba land. Despite that Islam is strong among the Ijebu people and Yoruba of Lagos, religious tension is absent. Even Muslim dominated city of Ilorin is moderate and tolerant.

doctokwus:
In core Arab countries,they are gradually de emphasing the use of Hijab because of its security implications and the fact that wearing it adds no special value to Islam or the individual wearing it.
Here,people are trying to enforce what Islamic countries that they imported Islam from are trying to phase out.
The irony.

Not to sound tribalistic here but when people say SW cannot be divided by religion, I laugh. In the South East, it is an accepted fact that Islam is an anethema (doesn't mean those who wear hijabs are harassed but this trying to change school uniform rules by parents of a certain religion won't happen).

Before the Osun saga, there have been news of a little bit of extremism in OAU or so by MSSN members and how they are law unto themselves. There have been other news that keeps pointing to Islam bringing about issues where there were none. Now, if this isn't checked, I wonder what will happen in the future.

SeverusSnape:
Roch-ass, A very greedy man. Now you and your minions can do your worst.

To you, jmaine and others I cannot remember, I say welcome back.

Rochas, ndo!!!

Where's Abagworo to point fingers at IPOB and PDP?

Congratulations lala!

aalangel:


Young and beautiful wife connotes that you're old and ugly. Well done.

Na wa oh. . .ndi mmadu sef!!!

deepwater:


U better stop this madness
No be buhari be wan sell NLNG that year?
And before you quote me, Yes! I am attending the three (3) days event at the Nicon Luxury Hotel, Abuja and this thing got nothing to do with BUHARI


Don't fidget bro, BMC can not take you that far

Small small awusa bois wey no get email address they collect contract u dey here dey mumu ontop 30k

Hi deepwater!

Do you do PMs? If yes, can I send you one? If no, I do understand but still wish to send you one.

Looking forward to your reply. Thank you.

wiilly02:


Glad u loved it
Says a lot about u kind of person

I'm curious. What's my kind of person?

wiilly02:


The boy and the beast was super!!!
Good to know other people enjoy such flicks

Boy and the beast! Loved it too!!!

IbrahimDamola:


The muntula don pick race commot from this forum, when guys blow him cover. He was exposed as a hungry 2-bit ebook selling hungry zombiefied manchi.

Nowadays he sneaks in once in a while to only read comments and run away. Before his boobhari became president he was begging for N100 MTN data cheat codes, now that boobhari have spread more poverty, he needs to ration his use of data to 5kb per day. Country hard my brother.

LMAO!!! I go like know your previous username. I remember that in lie!

Na Gbawe I dey wait.

goodhairdiary:


Oh wow
Hope you didn't fall for it

Nah. . .left once I found out they were the one.

Arthurity1:

Try psycho pass and it's movie. It's dope

Is there a movie on it?

goodhairdiary:


Was the address not stated in the mail?
UBA, 220 Ikorodu Road Palmgrove, Lagos
They have a branch there

I was told No 2 of which it turned out to be a scam.

nani667:
OP ✴️

The guy that beat up street gangs, fought in cages etc. just to be strong enough to beat the dad right?

goodhairdiary:


Go to palmgrove
Uba is just around the corner, it will be done there

Palmgroove, isn't it that of GNLD? No 2 Palmgroove right?

SAMBARRY:
[/b] I went to the manager of the club innocently and explained everything that happened from A to Z and she's like a little sister to me,I was told she works with you now,please I will appreciate if you release her to me,at least let me just see her.I'm coming from Lagos and I came because of her,ejo,ejekin ri..

The manager said well madam I don't know you and I don't know whether your claim is true or not besides we don't have any girl named ayo here.[b] I said OK let me see the pictures of the girls you have and when I see ago I will point her picture to you.at that point he became visibly edgy and infuriated and said are you a journalist or sp spy. I said no then he said please leave ma.that was when I knew he wasn't willing to help and of which I had a strong feeling that girl is there but he won't me see her.the bouncers he pack full there self no gree me force myself inside the rooms there

Well, first mistake is talking to him and telling him about the girl. If she started as a minor there, he wouldn't want to risk the authorities coming after him if it is found out. The bolded, exactly, you approached him like someone from the government agency which was why he acted that way. The best way to catch some of these people is to play their games and beat them to it. You could either hire a guy, a smooth talker and jovial person (someone easily liked enough) and pay him well enough to go there and act as someone who is interested or you could ask him to pay for home service to the strip club by taking any of the girl home and getting enough evidences from her (this doesn't happen with one encounter though, trust needs to be built before it can happen). If you do have, then, you can do what you want but whatever you do, DO NOT ASK for the Ayo girl directly as that would put him on the defense.

You aren't a guy hence why the bouncers did not pounce on you.

Good luck and I do hope you find the girl; not only that, I hope she would be willing to change.

SAMBARRY:
the gory pictures you painted reminds me of the house help my aunt brought when I went to live with her.my goodness. That girl suffer no be small.I always pitied her.
There was a day her madam asked her to Wash and iron all the clothes given to her and she did but in the middle of it she was tired and took a quick nap.madam came back from work and caught her sleeping on her daughter's bed .meanwhile she hasn't ironed her daughter's school uniform but has done the chores and ironed most of the clothes

See beating.poured izal on her,slapped her,kicked her.and of which the girl was sick but was too frightened to tell madam because she said madam won't believe her and think she's lying or trying to be lazy.I told my aunt to stop treating her like she has no feelings and she said I should mind my business and face what I came for.I had to sneak her to a restaurant to buy food for her because she was so sick ,hungry and weak.took her to the clinic for treatment

When her oga found out it became a serious fight between me and her. She said am I the one paying her or am I the one that brought her and I told her that if we weren't relations I would have reported her to child welfare services.

I eventually left the house because I could not stand how they treat that 11 year old girl like that. She sleeps on the bare floor in the kitchen and that was where she contacted malaria because of mosquito bites,they will pack remnants and left over food and give her like a dog.that's after every one has eaten.they don't born her well to sit on the dinning table. She has to sit on the floor in the kitchen and she has her own plate and spoon.she washes hers outside.TV ke?

I have caught her several times crying and asking me why she was born and she wants to die.I try my best consoling her


After my nysc and masters When I went back to that neighborhood to ask of her,I heard she didn't go back home,she ran away and has been recruited into asewo business. In the neighbors words ayo tidi asewo.I searched for her but didn't find her.the neighbors told me the strip club she is,I went there but the manager wasn't willing to tell me.

I was like so this is how our wicked society has messed up this girls life and hope.meanwhile you need to see them in church on Sunday Aunty's gele will be big.in fact Sunday is the only day when she wears clean clothes to church so no one suspects any maltreatment

While I do appreciate what you have done/still doing for the girl, I want to ask and if possible make a suggestion. Did you try aligning with a male friend to act as a customer and get the most information out of any willing seller there or even to meet with the Ayo girl? I don't see any manager that will happily trade his customer base to an outsider especially if she may be the 'most prized' person there

OR

did you allow your bias for men below get to you because the bolded is a sweeping generalization?

SAMBARRY:
Naija men and sex.if they see goat,them go rape am,if them see dog na rape.anything that has an appearance of hole in it,na rapeeee.kilodeeee.even pastor.hiannnnn

And na them go climb pulpit they shout sheykababasotomari

As for the hypocrisy in the church, I agree solemnly with that.

morgang:
Thank you so much for this Info. My waec DOB was a year older and I’ve been making frantic efforts to see if it’d be corrected before admission but to no avail .. I had to use the mistaken DOB of waec to continue registration during admissions in the uni to maintain a consistent DOB. Well, I’m apparently considering applying for scholarships abroad for masters and kinda skeptical if this would ever work considering the mistake.. my International passports carries my original DOB though...

Don’t mind paying any amount to fastrack the amendment of such mistake if need be.

Well, I applied to Strathclyde and Glasgow with the erroneous one and was given admission but didn't go as I couldn't secure scholarship. Try your luck while rectifying it.

Remember to visit the closest WAEC office to you to confirm the information and documents required.

Good luck and success!

adisabarber:
How did WAEC make you 10 years older? I have said what I know based on information available. If you filled your correct DoB and WAEC makes a mistake they will correct it. If you filled a wrong DoB and come back later to try to change it after results are out it will not be processed. This is 2018 not 2012. Go to WAEC website and see the message flashing there.

Read again what I wrote in my first reply. I went 2012 but was turned back and went again last year after getting info. Maybe the policy has changed but mine happened last year and I collected my result this year. My information is personal experience.

morgang:


Hello Bro, I’m really interested cause I’m having similar issues. I’m based in IB and u can help forward the details to 08032723398

uijiatalor:
Please help a brother. the date of birth on my waec result differs from the one on my school record. Now am doing my youth service but I wish to correct the date of birth on my waec record to the date of birth on my school record. Is this still possible. Please i need answer and it's urgent.
Thanks in anticipation.

EVILFOREST:

Seriously or an affidavit

abdulsamad:
Not possible.
You need to go to court and apply for affidavi.
Best y

Centcanada:
Am a victim once but no clue yet if it is possible

It is very possible. Do not listen to those who says it cannot. I made that mistake and missed out on many things. I will give you my experience.

WAEC made me ten years older than my current age and when I went to the WAEC office in Yaba as far back as 2012 (this is after the numerous emails I sent them of which they never replied), I met with an official who told me this "If you were made five years older, it would have been possible but since it is an error of ten years, there's nothing that can be done". I took this is good faith till last year when I applied for a job. The date of birth was in conflict with what WAEC had and I was disqualified despite showing them my DoB certificate. I made frantic efforts to search for a solution till I was pointed to WAEC office in Ogolonto, Ikorodu (different centers have different places for rectification). I brought the necessary documents required, paid N10000 and was asked to wait for a year. It was ready in eight months and the error rectified so try to check before then. (they will NEVER contact you despite you dropping your email addrress and phone number).

You're welcome.

femmoy:



1 million likes, all of you saying its possible, why not go and reissue it to him?
I thought nairaland is meant to share information and help ourselves out, why can't tell the boy the simple truth?

adisabarber:


Once result has been issued you cannot change date of birth. If you like go there with a supreme court judge. I will attach proof later.

playcharles:
Go with your:
1. Original WAEC Certificate
2. Original Birth Certificate
3. Court Affidavit (Optional)
4. N10,000

Note: Original copy of WAEC Certificate will be collected on spot...

Be ready to wait for a year or more for it to be ready.

Thank you for the apt answer.

seguntijan:
What's the difference between you and those that forged NYSC certificate? one way or the other we're all guilty of forgery.

Why do you feel he wants to forge it? What if it's an innocent question?

nani667:
Grand Blue

Another one Ended

How many episodes?

GEJfan1:
wat do u know about d Bible? Wat do u think people study in d seminary? Why don't dey just reqd Bible and become ordained? Can u pastor a church right now dat u know d bible? Do u know anything about church administration? U will not be able to manage a church for one year

You are quite right about your allegations if it makes you happy.

Originakalokalo:


He claimed that he paid 100,000 for admission.
It sounded like lobbying to get the admission
That is not true.
Admission if free. You don't pay to get admitted.
No lobbying.
You only pay 6000 for the form.
I paid that sum after I had started the programme.
that is to tell you how flexible the payment is.
The amount for the program is 75,000 which I paid in 7 months.
I hope you understand me now?

Frankly, this is beginning to sound like an automated reply.

Fine, you paid for form #6000, then admission is free. You paid 75000 over a period of time. Anyone with a functioning brain will know that it is not free to attend the Bible college then going by what you posited above. Ok, should we rephrase it to say that you paid your school fees over a period of time? That you paid over a period of time and he paid once, what difference does it make? Someone has provided a screenshot above showing how payment is done.

Originakalokalo:



Knowing about demons makes you see them for who they are.


Weak and powerless.

Casting them out is no big deal. Once you are a child of God.

Theology is a study about God.

Angelology is about angels.

Christology is about Christ.


It is good to know the truth my brother...

because it shall set you free.

This is rubbish! I thought the bible is supposedly the complete word of God?

Originakalokalo:


The new Session of RCBC has commenced.


I will strongly recommend that you enrol for this programme if you want to know more about Christ.

Go deeper. Go higher.

Another BS!!!!

Why do I need to enrol for a programme to know more about Christ? Point where the disciples of Jesus designed different programmes each for the crowd for them to 'know' more about Christ. What is wrong with many of you? When did we start monetizing the gospel of Jesus Christ? How low have Christianity fallen?

If you say those who meet the requirement are then admitted into the college, I am curious to know if Jagaban's wife met all of the requirement before being ordained a pastor abi na deacon?

Arthurity1:

Those two sites are mb drinkers, I wouldn't advise downloading from there.

You are right. I do download from there though. . .

freeze001:


See yasef? Dem dey tell u something u go dey argue rubbish forming fake objectivity. Did she go to the site of the so called Nassarawa-Jos road construction before biting the dust and eating crow?

LOL! The guy you quoted was the first person that came to my mind when I saw this supposed Lauretta apologizing.

I wonder ho he feels defending stupidity.

onatisi:

this woman still doesnt get it , this project is not a waste , the people organizing it know where the money is going , elections is around the corner and money need to be made , now that vote buying is even the in thing .

I think I'll go with this school of thought.

freeze001:


The fake airline that made you insult a section of the country has now been suspended by ur demigod and no reason or explanation was even offered to show regard n respect for citizens and zombie supporters like you because they know u wil still try to pull lies out of ur anus and pass them off as 'sound reason.'

SARS has been warned to never get involved with anything other than kidnap and armed robbery. U were celebrating the illegality they perpetrated by harassing citizens in the name of fighting yahoo boys abi? Nonsense!

Where are the roads? Don't make me laugh please!

Electricity? Wait til the rains go and d dry season starts then u can review/check.

Y'all should grow some sense and leave the Igbos out of your misery cos what they saw over 3yrs ago sitting, u still can't see because you're officially blind!

My dear, when you try giving some of these guys reality check, they call you unprintable names; years later, what you have been warning of comes to pass. You should see that of the Osun's thread where many of us doubted the feasibility of the airport (not only the airport but the name change to State of Osun) but were insulted, years later, we asked again, same result till the governor finally admitted that it is not possible again.

sarrki:


This is insensible

Seriously

It will benefit all

Oga, how far? Aren't we all back here?

Back to this:

Someone posted this:

1wolex85:
If you think foodseller 2 is rude, come to Lagos Island, on Beckley street, a place called Iya eba restaurant. Good food, good environment, comparatively expensive when compared to other bukas and mehn, they are rude! The way they answer you, a first timer will think you are not paying for the food. Always grumpy, once you hesitate on what you want, maybe you are indecisive, they will behave like you have committed a crime but they still have a lot of customers. One day, it will affect them.

Another replied this:

Juliearth:



If you know what they do in the dark, you would run. Do you think it's normal that they are super rude and they still have a good customer base?

OP posted this again:

1wolex85:


Please tell me.

And another person replied by posting this:

MicroSweet:

They use pvssy water to steam meats

Are you ok now?