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@makavele they are actually fools who dont respond to honest guys like u |
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@edosioo hey girl take it easy on the nairaland girls , and am coming to get ur ass for the 3rd place . what is the gift sef ?cuzz am in new jersey |
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lol edosioo girl wants to rap battle a boy, make una invite us o, we love rap battles. |
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@aks ur hatred has been taken too personal, u talk about sauce as if u are not even nigerians, omo ale nie. aks. that life , some people are just born playerhaters, sauce carry go jare , u know who owns the streets , if they born aks papa well make he show face for african shrine , |
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murder this party gays in record time/spar at a 1000 kilo bars per rhyme/ HYBRID THATS A SICK LINE .MUCH RESPECT NIKKAH.GAME RECOGNISE GAME ![]() |
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lol @huey aka i-shine huey is shallow minded, the nigerian crowds respects club bangers. how do u think saucekid became number one ? only the wise rappers can see beyond the writings on a nigerian wall. ![]() food for thought for the so called BEST NIGERIAN RAPPER MODENINE ! |
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FLOWSHOW @CRUDE i don't do drugs ~but i will abuse this child like i am fuckin cocaine flowshow da showstopper~u gotta respect me cuzz my verse is sweeter than sugarcane save us d crude oil story~your chit-chat sounds like d ghanian group tic-tac flip flap~my multis smacks ass~ flows' bouta rip crude's pussi like a cheap snack like your mom's vagina posing butt naked~flowshow's got her stinkin pussi clapped my uzi claps like automatic glocks~flow multis leaves this crude face slapped can't tell why this 'petroleum jelly' is acting d fool wit his slippery rhymes similes & metaphors ~who else but 'crude' got lines as 'slippery' as 'crude oil' i got his birthday present ~ama 'wrap' him up like an aluminium foil don't u get the drill~flowshow rhymes are sicker than d terminally ill i punch lines that pierce 'crude' harder than d niger delta 'oil' drill crude 'oryell' even if u sucked shaz feeding bottle you still wouldnt 'feed' lines say RIP to big poppa nairalanders sit back as i send crude to his grandfathers graveyards heard u wallow in abject poverty~your entire verse is nothing but vanity upon vanity ask chiogo flowshow drives cars wit rims that can feed your entire family u think your heavy?~watch how shaz punctures your weight like a rapper on slim fast like a referee who missed his match,crude oil is nothing but a fucken mismatch like eddy& eedris abdulkareem~ i got the remedies to solve your entire family problems d stakes are high~d semifinal needs more than rhyming,dissin,yabbis& punchlines like d shameless pussi you are~cover your face in self pity like a newly disvirgined cunt am sicker than your mothers pregnancy gettin aborted on d last day of d 9th month like easyE & little wayne~flowshow's a rapper rappin easy like little weezy call me murda mook~cuzz i just murdered this nigga in a way thats eeeeassssyyyyy! |
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FLOWSHOW @J-UNIT in the quarterfinals/'flowshow' aint a newbie/punchlines like queen bee/ no one knows who this mic checker be/goodness me/ lyrically born to wreck this/metaphors in full force /busts your testis check this/am da illest mc/even with all the pieces u would still puzzle i don't mumble /my rhymes don't fumble/flow is laid back/boy am so humble i don't grumble /flowshow comes unexpected like a ghastly accident/ U said your 'evil' this aint playstation doug /so it can't your ''resident'' i push bricks /i aint talking bout the one your brothers play on tetris don't vex this/your better off being a houseboy washing laundries flowshows' pen the pound beater like peter /flowshowing rhymes aint lenghty punches in serenity /u is the mini version of humpty dumpty flowshows' lounging/nigga i spit more venoms than indian cobras u is nofing but a shoemaker somm like an illiterate ojuelegba shoe cobbler nigga u lame like a lepper/even when u were caught eatin chocolates u STILL couldnt spit bars judgements like the nigerian bar/i aint talking bout where your mother works naija rocks/no wonder his defeat looks fixed like chinese olympic fireworks call me the rap tudor/am the one rappers worship like a nairaland rap idol like somm big brother shit/hommie am watching u like your fathers' roof u battlin flows?/nigga beating me needs more than scientific proof i don't bark woof/cuzz i aint a dog like u/am a DOGG thats doug with a double g i talk smack like dvds/u talk too much words/that is why doggs can't bite u the quantity of the rubbish u talk determines how much flowshow smack you am sick with it/ thats why the nairaland crowd is screaming the only times he comes real with it is when he is dreaming flowshow multis are way better/ more freindly than fair weather personal vendetta/flowshow multis come with a capital 'M' letter like cream cheddars/flowshow gets paid more than nigerian bank tellers/ |
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mailmalc: rflmao & lol@mailmalc , u can tell that to the birds my guy, the bottom line is u were beaten by flowshow 1-0, only cowards wouldnt show up when they know its obvious they would be beaten , and if u think ur as ill as flowshow , then u bring it outside right now, maybe eldee or shaz will help us set it up, something like warcraft 3 , just for me to prove and reproof all over again that u aint in my class. @j-unit quarterfinal, your next , better come prepared cuzz the verse am coming with will totally murder u.! holla at ur boi |
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@mailmalc aka mailpussi flowshow is no respecter of pussi /mailmalc or mailpussi cowards are not hard to identify ask shaz she will surely testify am still going to Bleep you up/ mailmalc is scared of floshow no wonder he's gettin walked over cuzs he's a fuckin no-show shoe get size /mailmalc next time u hear flowshow/ make sure u touch toes he got no dow thats why he posts letters like a mailman u said u can face flow, huh thats unbeleivable like saddam beating george bush i don't even need to rhyme , in 10 lines i will finsh him like sub zero mailmalc can't rap~ watch me level him to ground zero don't bother replyin~your throwback is amputated ~ like a bitcch who got disqualified flowshow rhymes demystify/ no wonder he committed suicide sit back yall and watch flowshow walkover this fool mailmalc next time u hear flowshow , pick your sch bag and listen to da masters teach |
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has anyone heard bout the 2 port harcourt rapperS called LYRICAL. and korkomikor .i HEARD THEM ON NIGEZIE AND THEY spit HOTTER THAN MODENINE AND RUGGED , PLS GIVE US SONG LINKS, people from PH UNA HEAR? |
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has anyone heard bout the 2 port harcourt rapperS called LYRICAL. and korkomikor .i HEARD THEM ON NIGEZIE AND THEY spit HOTTER THAN MODENINE AND RUGGED , PLS GIVE US SONG LINKS, people from PH UNA HEAR? |
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nice one kcatera, butcan someone upload the if i catch u -terry da rapman, on rapidshare pls? |
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amechi and ritchboy , are u guys based in port harcourt??/pls answer me |
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ritchboy: only 2 punchlines is that all. ![]() |
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ritchboy: only 2 punchlines is that all. ![]() |
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wow. sorry i been busy with work, am gon drop my verse in some few minutes. |
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poet generale, 1. i-shine 2. rapsody 3. alexpissu |
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am kicking this freestyle diss at my nigga mallthus, no beef my nigga because your about the only nigga am feelin. lets spar a little men. @mallthus flowshows ill /cus my spit is sickening/all listen/ mallthus bout to be lessened your punchlines aint punching lines/ his metaphors aint metamorphosing when flowshow turn keys/ the ignition in mallthius hummer stops running flowshow spitz flames like dragons/ they breathe fire like Komodo's do my metas kick like karates do/ this mic blesser resides in temples like shaolins do mallthus who? challengers get kicked like kungfu/ like tom cruise /your gone wit the wind I got the spirit of multis entrenched in me/ nigga wit me the blessed mic be flowshow lyrical/ I'm 'grounded' like nigeria airways mallthus floats', like hot air balloons So stop acting childish/ approach me with boldness/ and speak your mind like rugged ask hakeem /flowshows multis blaze fire like houston rockets The fire i breath installs coldness/malthus bout to get deleted like viruses on hardrives You lack the skills/ of a top spitter/ go head resign u can be da 1st quitter flowshow is mentally sick even HIV patients jumping off buildings couldn't drop iller flowshows bigger than godzilla/ rhymes devour like ugandan gorillas/punchlines attack like 50 guerilla the only reason nairaland roof is on fire/ is cus flowshow spits hot flame don't bring beef /bring barbecue /cus my 'sauce is saucier than the kid sauce ' mallthus collapses like legos /cus flowshow is known to ''rock'' the ''people with elbows'' my punches are like abortion pills/even if u take drugs /you wouldnt swallow dose flowshow is indifferent /go ahead /separate the veterans from the lyrical wack even if u were hybrid working in GTB/ u wouldnt guarantee this bank like shaz/her HLR got lost like gold trinkets/ask chiogo she knows i got her meal ticket like jada /kiss the game goodbye/cus even if u wear pink /u wouldnt be jada pinkett |
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look at this silly kids. i thot yall said bolajibroke was the main rap thread problem, now that the dude has been banned since one year ago are we not seeing more of hybrid's chaos backed up by wordsmith comments. u dont know that wordsmith dictates who should win and who shouldnt. hybrid is just a figurehead @j-unit why r u harassing shaz, ? leave her alone , she is trying as an mod. for ur information i dont like shaz too , but i respect it when people say their mind to big fools like hybrid , shaz has my respect 4 that. @all i think u guys should beg bolajibroke to come back , and u can start by asking mr admin seun to unban him. the dude is the truth in nairaland. since he left nairaland neva knew peace, bolajibroke number one top dogg, u peoplle shouldnt waste ur time , register for edosioo's tourney now. |
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Shaz: good suggestion but shaz no matter how long we hold summits there will always be fights, actually arguments and fight is part of life forever , so its only normal to allow those who want to battle to battle and those who dont to stay away. its actually by choice not by force lets wait for the other contestants to come in and register . at least i am confident that edosioo will be just and unbiased. just my 2cents |
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entry no 1 , FLOWSHOW is in da building. lets do it 4 real , Bleep the haters. |
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J UNIT: lol, at least people are voting now, and the results is very very obvious. |
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lol. |
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since some of us actually feel that hybrid should have analysed THE lines , i personally would like to create an avenue for people to express the real truth, just vote and drop comments on how and why who u voted for won.we want to establish if hybrid's scoring system is credible so that we can accept our faith once and for all. you all are welcome to the aftermath of beatdown 2008 . The unbiased results . i will post the 3 battles in question. i.e 1. oldsync vs flowshow 2. worldbest vs tianshe 3. menike vs makavele FLOWSHOW @oldsync aka old synchronised biitch oldsync is compared to male joysticks that gets hard on sightin pussis like shaz cover your pussi in self pity cus when u rap u always cough like u got sars even with shaz pussi wide open in front of your old syncronised dicck oldsync manhood would only get hard and then shrink like an impotent priick flowshow da punchliner,i can say 'FU' cus i got lotta money and cars am like alpacino call me scarface cus i got a face with little or no scars 'oldsank' am already ahead of you so there's no need for me to be fronting no need to be stunting i will make your flow spoil like tomatoes rotting 10bars of flowshowingly's beautiful rhymes is like kirk franklin stomping oldsync is like a sex hooker cus he gives more blowjobs than bjpumpin !! tianshe's wife will get mad when i say oldsyn is always shitting and poopin yall thot i was on leave? watch me bounce back like jayz because nigga i am big pimpin!! i got more bars than a millionaire who keeps drinks inside his parlour oldsyn is F9 even if he wrote waec 100times he would always remain a failure cus with 10 flashdrives & 10 window media players in oldsync's shelf he would still be like alexpussi cus his old syncronised ass wouldnt still save itself flowshow rhymes faster than twista/ my style is chinese call me drunkenmaster i throw hard punches to eat your jaws fast like a moonraker's luncheon voucher call me da funk cus my wordplay flexes more master muscles than funkmasterflex ! ol boy no make me vex or else i'll make u extinct like tyranosaureus rex what else would u say of alexpussi sushis and oldsync syncky sunkis? both of them couldnt succeed even if they both suck seed !!!!! i can compare oldsycn to alexpussi cus both of em are slicky like vaginal ointments! u know y? cus they always run back to their mothers' pussis whenever they hear of hybrid's tournaments!!! hybrid get him out of here ! VS OLDSYNC ON FLOWSHOW: Never been sorry for c**ts, W'all African, w'all know what it means to be old, but a disrespect by a 'lowshow wont reduce the seniority/ Ability was never measured in the first instance, that's why am paired with this N.L minority/ What kind of FLOW is a flow(mense) begging for a syncroniser working on the t*ts, same time rocking 'em SHOW/ I'm very much filled with pride because my next level is surer than the fact that Jesusz commanded d devil, I surely Glo/ I give out blows, no jobs, because my relationship with b-itches give me that in return, FS c(u)m because d b in u got a work/ I never mess a creature this way, I just swing like a dandy's bling-bling, thrusting deeper than a digger, what a Bleep! Nairaland should have paid you out, because what you are needed for was not what you are offering/ You've thought u got wares(wears), nudity is obvious, like me my cousin's pic of a porn star, bad move is in d family/ Am on this war, many hands I did fell, same tempo, same demo, same inferno, same style, updated daily/ Remember Hailey? Sure! that's what you are to me, a confused daughter because dad is on the move, am daddy crazy/ I never wanted a baby, but I caged you to be at home, you rebellious goat, I caught (cut) all your runz because you're lazy/ Flow, what was you thinking jumping off my command? Aint u so foolish to make the first fall? I was on Nairaland for battle, I came in with all weapons, I shoot in all directions, no wack was untouched, ask all/ Man like me waste no time on stepping on staircases like you, am on to the top floor, now you know am rap-core/ I feel like am still abusing feminity, because I can't stop calling bi***es what they are, am above this par, dope aint for four/ Kill flowshow, now you know you've got nothing to show, Hail Oldie, S-Y-N-C always rhymes with M-I-C. Bia-tchie! Tai chi~~~~~~~~~~ pwa (spits) on your grave WORLDBEST @TIANSHE @Tianshie Tianshie,the only nigger who lost a testicle during battle The midget against the beast,midget becomes a vegetable My lyrical weight you can't lift,even if u turn a pulley,u'll fuckin' split I own the deeds to ya existence, blade~kit ya and lock ya in a cockpit Even if you ate Tea 'n Shit(tianshie),you wouldn't rhyme like when u fucck monkeys Pairin' me with this slacked pussy,is as crazy as a vibrator-fucckin' turkey So if you got ma title,i suggest you drop 'em like its Hot Blast ya off Nairaland like science projects,PM News wouldnt get a snapshot Now your bitch gon' live ya,cus' she found out you can't cu'm plus, your cock too small to size an xtra-small Cum~dom Am the lyrical prophet,blessed as those who battle thee placing thy sword in ya chest wouldn,t be a big deal if u tackle me Dis gay loves one-holed honey,thats why he pickd flowshow but son,you couldn't fucck a beyonce,if she did u a totoshow I spit and slit with ma metal kits,so hommy am bloody fit better shift or ama send ya Generation to a 6 feet pit Being hearin' tianshi got 'em mic with da illest perfection you ill?da only illness i c is ya cough 'n dicck~rise erection I'm the lyrical al-queda,you're ma target for crush I bury ya under ya bed,while i finger ya chick with ya brush Am the punchliner,thats while i got rights to Diss~Function you You just a toad acting hero like hollywood's nancy Drew TIANSHE @WORLDPEST @worldpest Now watch me breakdown a worldbest to worst~planet I got tha keys this is locked down no need to panic I’m sublime that’s why u can’t c me That pocket book of sex won’t help when u studyin ways to Bleep wit T your a waste of time like trash watches Clap your anus hold your sh*t pay respects to tha King and take your losses You should sue Brid for damages Cause your courtin disaster when I’m through leave u mangled in wreckages Handle bars like ’em savages bloody~your~nose Knock out your teeth grab your testicles scissorin~those You aint got tha heart for tha balls needed Aint foxy enough for tha game needed, my heat leave tha ozone depleted I stay on point like that beam on your forehead He aint flow, slash his arteries, murder him for it Take a drop to tha yo mama section Here’s your exit pass, vamoose, as for schoolin’ u? don’t even mention. MENIKE @MAKAVELE Bitch, I'll shizlle n' shatter ya, cusz fu*ckin discrace to Nigeria Thats y I loved to battle ya n' make ya anotha one of shaz native material You get no love from any fans, just them KICKIN-AND-SMACKIN ya You finally battle someone ill so I suggest tha dock is best of ya This is sexual harassment, everyone’s feelin me more n’ more Don’t take it outside of rappin or I’ll make your life a horrorcore I'll abuse you lyrically! like you got slapped wit a rhyme book put the hook to ya chin like kane im a collect ya eyes crook We can go bar to bar and I’m not talkin gettin drinks I’m an iceberg, you’re the titanic about to get hit n’ sink I'm smooth as silk. you show a forced method with battle key I'm about to DIG-A-DEEPER-DITCH and GRILL-THIS-PIECE-OF-SHIT Nigga I fathered you, so I gotta right to hav u suicidal Have ya skull sacrificed to an African shrine n' watch ya in a pot as ya choke in denial Bleep your opinion i keep-it-true, you should just bounce, like speakers-do Your name should be 'TINASHE' because' you 'can't see' that i'm beating-you Respected-battler? ha you aint got none from me, i'll wreck-this-character Ill? yeh!, this guys handing the 'aides' out like 'holiday reps-in-africa' Makadi*ck is the type-of-foe, u can only find his di*ck using a microscope Even Mugabe didn't like-the-votes, but he didn't throw a fit with a cyber-post! *1 I aint a rookie-you-bitch, i'll rearrange your face, PUSH-ME, DO-IT! This guys is like 'french knickers' you can 'see the pussy-through-it'! Taking the battle to batter-and-bruise-him, start the seige like Vladimir-Putin You aint pullin to 'wool over my eyes', we all know your talent in raps-an-'ill~usion' Attacking ladies,I leave ya with shattered-glass on ya face n' a battle-scars You were 'below me' even 'before this time', like the sand in an 'hour-glass Alexpissu n' thecolonel give a pill so I cud send this lame ass to sleep MAKAVELE @MENIKE Re: "the Beat Down '08" . . . . The Finals « #17 on: July 24, 2008, 02:25 PM » -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Intro: Mic CHECK! yes, i got my hands on nairaland's DECK Not even menike can remove this, i'ma stangle his NECK You guys think am scared of loosing, but i deserve that lyrical HIGHNESS Like a patient of glaucoma, menike's bout to be ditched into a world of DARKNESS wackness, wackness, wackness, that's just your typical MANTRA me tie you up, and dig in ma' lyrical venoms like a dreaded black MAMBA Menike be wearing the veil of DISGRACE and seeks SOLACE like a nun at St. PETERS You peeing in your pants, getting PARANOID, because' you know i'ma kick you all the way to JUPITER You're worse than a woman with FIBROID, so kid, there's no way i'ma spare the ROD You've got bad vision (visit google.com), because' your mentality aint functioning but BLURRED Me 'bout to take control, because' you know am da smooth OPERATOR Bleep shits like menike, he's always getting de-signalled like he's some kind of ATTENUATOR I'll make you have bad episodes, like a teenage girl in want of ROMANCE because you're more lost than Kanayo O Kanayo seeking the lost kingdom in FRANCE Am labelled "handle with fear"; i prevent niggiz from BALLING snatch that candy from you and leave you to your ass-mamma SULKING youz a broke nigga with a TV that shows only CARTOONS joining forces with Sadam Hussein won't even defeat my deadly lyrical PLATOON you won't EXPLODE even if you're composed of grenades and CLAYMORE you'll just ERODE like a gully, so's your mamma's p****y and your sissy next-DOOR your mamma would still look horrible even if she wore the regalia of a miss UNIVERSE wack lines like yours won't attain mileage even if it drank 100 litres of GAS scrutinize ma' lines, i aint a nigga you would ever want to DOWNGRADE because you're brain operates on window's 95, it needs an UPGRADE Outro: You need to step up your game, the shit is just too STATIC They ain't any better, they're just worthless like cobwebs hanging from my ATTIC |
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worldbest: if u said we lost, how come worldbest also feels dissatisfied ![]() |
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Bamsyle: we know that already, and we demand that they do a collabo together with sauce. ![]() ![]() |
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THE GUY ON THE LEFT (AKS) LOOKS LIKE A PRISONER OF WAR WITH HIS MOUSTACHE .LOL ![]() ![]() |
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