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Religion / Believe by fortuneerondu(m): 8:51pm On Jan 05, 2022
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Family / Re: Help! I Want To Leave My Wife by fortuneerondu(m): 9:06pm On May 01, 2021
daddio:



THE DOG WEY GO LOST NO GO EVER HEAR THE WHISTLING OF THE HUNTER.

TRY TO DO HER WISH FOR ONCE AND SEE HOW THINGS WILL GO.

MARRIAGE MEANS UNITY, THE TWO OF YOU HAVE TO BE UNITED IN DECISION MAKING, THAT YOU ARE THE HEAD OF THE HOUSE DOESN'T MEAN EVERYTHING YOU WANT SHOULD BE AS YOU WANT IT. SHE'S YOUR WIFE, YOU HAVE TO BE CARRYING HER ALONG THAT'S WHY YOU MARRIED HER.

HAVE YOU SEEN A MAN (NOT BLIND) WHO REFUSES TO MAKE USE OF HIS EYES?
HAVE YOU SEEN ANY ABLE BODY MAN WHO DECIDES TO ROLL ON THE FLOOR WITH THE FACT THAT NOTHING IS WRONG WITH HIS LEGS?


ORI INU MI KO NI BA TI ODE MI JẸ
honestly you're a very intelligent person. the same quote came to my mind immediately I read this. The OP is the dog about to get lost and he doesn't even realise it. You've noticed it several times and you're still bent on being stubborn? your wife is operating at a very high spiritual frequency. if she is into traditional worship she'll be working in a shrine or own her own and if she is a Christian she should consider ministry. It's a gift, I'm just like her. In the past she might have dabbled into spiritualism (ask her) people like us are naturally curious

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Family / Re: Help! I Want To Leave My Wife by fortuneerondu(m): 8:59pm On May 01, 2021
OfeAchi:
BACKGROUND:

I had a decent job before I met her and I was responsible for all the decisions I took, which mostly led to favourable outcomes.
However when I met her and began a relationship, I wasn't having the freedom I needed. Any decision I wanted to take without her authorization always ended badly. For example there was a period I wanted to jointly rent an apartment with a male friend of mine. She strongly opposed this but I still went ahead to pay rent. Unfortunately for me, within four months my friend had some issues with landlord and we were both evicted from the apartment. (although I got compensated)

Another instance was when I got paid some bonuses from company and decided to invest in some crypto projects during their ICOs (in 2017). I did some market analysis of these crypto projects before my decision to invest, only for her to advice me against it. She said we should instead, use the money to start farming. I didn't listen to her and went ahead to invest. THE RESULT: the investment that was supposed to take me to the moon now became more worthless than tissue paper! I shed tears because of this.

I now decided to get rid of her, but all plans of mine proved abortive. The more I tried to get her out of my life, the more we were brought together. Can you believe that the day I finally proposed to her was the very same day I tried to make out with an old girlfriend?

A friend of mine went to consult an ifa priest, who told him that my fiance has a cloud of good fortunes around her. But I don't believe in those spiritual mumbo-jumbos! I was determined to leave her. This made me begin applying for jobs in other states and towns, but nothing came forth. I even went for interview/test but didn't scale through. Some weeks later, she told me that she wasn't in support of me getting job in another town (she says she was scared of losing me).

Did you know? the time I decided to remove the thoughts of leaving her from mind and fully accept her into my life, was the time that I finally got a better job in another city!

MARRIAGE
We got married in 2019 and I was of the mindset that since she may be an ogbanje, therefore things would work in my favour and I would become a millionaire very quickly, but that's not the case.

Since marriage, any decision I take without her approval always leads to disaster!
I wanted to invest in a partnership deal and told her about it but she disapproved and said I should save the money instead. I went ahead to invest and I lost 400k! cry cry Same for other decisions in the house, the outcome was always negative whenever I don't heed her advice.

I hate all this! I'm a full grown man. Why should my life be based on the decisions of a woman? I feel like I'm no longer in control of my life.
I'm about to take a car loan from my company in order to escape this constant public commute and trekking but she has vehemently disapproved, that I should instead save for another year or two before buying car. But I still won't listen to her! If the loan ends in a disaster, I have decided that I would abandon this marriage and relocate to another country. A country where voodoo and religious mumbo-jumbo do not exist, so that I can be in full control of my life!

.......PS: we have a year old baby girl. Maybe I could be sending monthly upkeep from this new country I intend to relocate to.

Able readers, is my final decision a good one?
From what I can gather the OP is a 1) spiritual chaff; meaning you're one of those people that don't understand how the spiritual affects the physical. you have no backing whatsoever (meaning even if you be Christian you're a follow follow Christian, it's easy to destroy your type)
2) You don't know how to read the handwriting on the wall. Your fiance is your key to a great level of wealth, instead of fighting it accept it. No be man dey write destiny, destiny no dey lie.
3) Your pride will be your undoing. You're one of those men that love tradition and reduce women to the kitchen and other room. you believe solely in your wisdom (quick question how has that worked so far?)
4) the Bible says "He who finds a wife has found a good thing and obtains favour from the Lord" the Bible also says (I'll rephrase) that if you don't honour your wife or listen to her or you're always in disagreement with her your heavens will be closed and clearly two things are obvious i) you've found your wife ii) you've refused to appreciate God's wisdom in her or her input in your life. and na your type dey quick fall after small success in life.
5) If you know what's good for you let God into your life and build yourself spiritually so that your eyes will be opened to see and understand more and understand the covenant in marriage and how it works. marriage is a covenant that can make or Mar you if you no get sense like this OP. if you want to know more buzz me for Whatsapp make your brain open small.

Men who value the words of their wives never fail in life. the earth rests on principles; principles that govern wealth, marriage, health, etc. if the enemy wants to destroy your greatness as a married man they'll first make you hate your wife or start cheating like a dog or start hurting your wife and boom they'll creep in and destroy your business because they now have things to use against you as evidence to accuse you in the spirit world and because you're an ordinary chaff them go use you play Ludo

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Writer Needed. Work Remotely. by fortuneerondu(m): 10:39pm On Apr 24, 2021
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Sports / Re: Football Prediction... Zurich Vs Young Boys by fortuneerondu(m): 6:38pm On Apr 22, 2021
HRHQueenPhil:
How much is one bitcoin today
$54000 or #20.6M
Sports / Football Prediction... Zurich Vs Young Boys by fortuneerondu(m): 6:22pm On Apr 22, 2021
Switzerland Super League Zurich VS Young Boys - Time: 8:30 PM Date: 22/4/21
Nairaland / General / If You Were To Advise Your 5 Years Ago Self Now, What Would You Say? by fortuneerondu(m): 2:11pm On Apr 22, 2021
Mine would be to keep away from certain friends and not support Buhari.
what would yours be?
Crime / Married Kenyan Man Arrested For Allegedly Killing His Side Chick (photos) by fortuneerondu(m): 9:19am On Apr 18, 2021
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Detectives from the Directorate of Criminal Investigations (DCI) Kenya, have arrested a 38-year-old married man over the brutal murder of his girlfriend.
The suspect, Evans Karani is accused of murdering 25-year-old Catherine Nyokabi in Witeithie area, Juja in Kiambu County.
Juja Sub-County Directorate of Criminal Investigations Officer (DCIO), Richard Mwaura, who confirmed the incident on Friday, April 16, said the suspect attempted to discard Nyokabi’s body on Wednesday but his efforts were thwarted by mud.
While transporting Nyokabi’s body in his car, Karani’s vehicle got stuck in mud on Bob Harris road in Juja, forcing him to flee, leaving the body and car behind, the DCI said.
Police, who arrived at the scene following a report by locals, verified the car ownership from the National Transport and Safety Authority’s Registrar of Motor Vehicles.
A hunt for Karani was, consequently, launched by a multi-agency team comprising police, DCI officers and the agency’s Crime Research and Intelligence Bureau (CRIB) officer
On Friday morning, April 16, detectives, via phone signal, tracked down Karani to his rented house in Githurai Kimbo area, where they arrested the suspect.
The authorities said Nyokabi’s body had been burnt using a corrosive chemical.
"She was badly disfigured. Besides the burn injuries, she had bruises on the face and head. It appears she was tortured before being killed,” a detective told The Standard.
Authorities said the suspect confessed to killing Nyokabi, a hotel worker in Kahawa Wendani, following a bitter conflict, which they had been embroiled in for the past two weeks.
Karani, who is married, reportedly told police Nyokabi was his secret lover.
The deceased’s father, Gitonga Njogu, told The Standard that initial reports suggested his daughter, the first born in a family of four children, died in a road accident.
“On Facebook, certain people were claiming my child was killed in a car crash in Juja. However, when we got to see her body at the City Mortuary, we were shocked. The visible injuries clearly indicated Nyokabi’s cause of death was not a road accident as had been alleged,” said Njogu.
“My girl (Nyokabi) was hard-working, cheerful and very loving. Her future was promising,” said Njogu while attempting to balance a tear in his eyes.
The old man said Nyokabi had, in the past, introduced Karani to him as her suitor.
“I knew them to be lovers. Just like in any other relationship, they had differences, which I would help them iron out. Two weeks ago, my daughter said she and Karani had broken up. I told her, it was okay; she shouldn’t cling onto a relationship in which she was unhappy. That was the last time I heard of the suspect.”
Karani will be arraigned on Monday, April 19, when detectives would seek to detain him longer to allow for investigations to be completed.

Nairaland / General / What I Ordered VS What I Got (photos) by fortuneerondu(m): 4:44am On Apr 18, 2021
A woman was left disappointed after trying to recreate a two-piece worn by actress, Lilian Afegbai.
The woman shared a photo of the outcome and everyone who commented agreed the outfit she got was under par.
Below is what she asked for and what she got.

Celebrities / Cardi B Reacts To Akuapem Poloo’s Jail Sentence Over Nude Photoshoot (photos) by fortuneerondu(m): 5:54pm On Apr 17, 2021
American rapper, Cardi B has reacted to the 90-day jail sentence handed to Ghanaian actress Akuapem Poloo who she infamously described as her "twin sister" during her visit to Ghana in 2019, over a nude photoshoot she engaged in with her underage son.
In a tweet she shared, Cardi B said she believes Akuapem Poloo should not have been imprisoned and that social media probation or community service would have been a better option. She also disclosed that she has seen similar photoshoots in the United States.

The rapper tweeted;
“I seen a lot of Americans do photoshoots like that. Even tho is not my style I don’t think she was going for sexual more going the natural idea. I think jail is a bit harsh. Maybe social media probation or community service.”

Celebrities / Dmx's Public Memorial To Be Held At The Barclays Center On April 24 (photos) by fortuneerondu(m): 2:10pm On Apr 17, 2021
Brooklyn’s Barclays Center has been confirmed as the venue to host a public memorial for DMX on Saturday, April 24.
The Hip Hop Icon, real name Earl Simmons, died on Friday, April 9, at the age of 50 after he suffered a drug overdose that triggered a heart attack on April 2.
He will be honored by family and friends on April 24, with a private funeral service to take place the following day at a New York City-area church, the rapper’s manager, Steve Rifkind told TMZ.
Ticketing and COVID-19 logistics are still being worked on, according to the report. The arena has a potential capacity of 19,000.

Crime / Fedex Mass Shooter Identified As 19-year-old Brandon Scott Hole (photos) by fortuneerondu(m): 12:37pm On Apr 17, 2021
Authorities in Indianapolis have identified the FedEx mass shooter who shot dead eight people at one of their facilities as 19-year-old Brandon Scott, who was a former employee of the company.
Indianapolis Deputy Police Chief Craig McCartt identified the shooter as at a news conference on Friday evening, revealing investigators had searched a home in the city associated with Mr. Hole and seized evidence, including desktop computers and other electronic media.
Mr. McCartt said Hole last worked for FedEx in 2020. He also said he did not know why Hole left the job or if he had ties to the workers in the facility.
Hole reportedly used a rifle to kill eight people and injured many others at a FedEx facility near Indianapolis airport around 11 p.m. Thursday, April 15, before turning the gun on himself.
“We’ve recently identified him, so now, the work really begins, trying to establish and see if we can figure out some sort of motive in this, but we don’t have that right now,” said Deputy Chief Craig McCartt said at the press conference.
“There were at least 100 people in the facility at the time of the incident. … Many were changing shifts and were on their dinner breaks,” McCartt said.
The fatal victims have not yet been identified, police said.
“Crime Lab is still here they are finishing processing the scene,” McCartt said. “They’re working closely with the coroner’s office. We’re to the point now where we’re identifying victims, making notifications to the family, and then hopefully we’ll wrap up the processing of this crime scene here very shortly.”
Hole started randomly firing at people in the parking lot and then went into the building and continued shooting late Thursday night, Mr. McCartt said.
He said the shooter apparently killed himself shortly before police entered the building.
"There was no confrontation with anyone that was there," he said."There was no disturbance, there was no argument. He just appeared to randomly start shooting."
Mr. McCartt said four people were killed outside the building and another four inside.
Several people were also wounded, including five who were taken to the hospital.
Last year, Indianapolis police confiscated a gun and took Hole into custody following suicidal threats.
An IMPD report from March 3, 2020, references a mental health check for suicidal tendencies in the 1100 block of 1109 North Huber St., and lists Hole, then 18, as being arrested. It says police seized a shotgun "from dangerous person."
“In March 2020, the suspect’s mother contacted law enforcement to report he might try to commit 'suicide by cop,'” FBI Indianapolis Special Agent in Charge Paul Keenan said.
"The suspect was placed on an immediate detention mental health temporary hold by the Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department. A shotgun was seized at his residence. Based on items observed in the suspect’s bedroom at that time, he was interviewed by the FBI in April 2020. No Racially Motivated Violent Extremism (RMVE) ideology was identified during the course of the assessment and no criminal violation was found. The shotgun was not returned to the suspect.”

Business / Re: How My Business Is Dying by fortuneerondu(m): 12:04pm On Apr 17, 2021
tonididdy:
It's exactly 5 months now since I birthed this business. Exactly November 14th I started a business passion in the BEAUTY market.

On this day my barbershop was birthed... But we have barely operated for upto a month with hitches here and there.

First it starts with the non availability of professional barbers to run the business, all the barbers are either not interested or cannot give it their 100% when they get the job.

Many are frustrated with the poor patronage which is expected of any business or according to an article I read, they are "jealous" of their employer (still trying to figure this out).

My barbershop gulped me a whooping N1m.

All efforts via advertisement and physical search have proved barren as no barber has the patience to work or they are either no longer interested in a skill they learnt (instead have decided to rock the high-way(Yahoo)).

Well all said and done I want persons to know this and learn a lesson off my experience. Never invest in a business you have no skill (training) about.

As the Rent still counts, I continue to be hopeful because I invested premium ideas and hopeful I will get a patient barber to run my business while I attend to other stuffs.
I have good contracts with provision for accomodation for my employees but it's still difficult to get one

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Celebrities / I Would Rather Go For Adoption – Nigerian Plus-size Model (photos) by fortuneerondu(m): 8:22am On Apr 17, 2021
Plus-size model and actress, Monalisa Stephen has said she would rather go for adoption than have children of her own.
The model/actress who recently had an interview with the Sun, said she took the decision when she was a teenager never to have a child of her own and is still standing by the decision.
In her words;

“Yes, I am still standing on my decision not to have my own kids. It was a decision I took when I was 16. I will rather go for adoption than have my own children. In fact, I may dedicate my life work to catering to kids around the world. I hope my future husband will understand and respect my decision.”[img]Plus-size model and actress, Monalisa Stephen has said she would rather go for adoption than have children of her own.

Health / Re: Why Do Nigerian Dentists Always Suggest Extraction? by fortuneerondu(m): 5:30am On Jan 10, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright.....grab my weed while I read comments.....


Wait o that reminds me ......my client from Canada complained about tooth ache the other day...make I just use this opportunity ask her how the matter come be....if na remove them removed the teeth or na root canal treatment them give her as the op suggests
my man your client knows you’re a scam. read your chats again, she's just waiting for you to bill her. if I'm lying show us proof she has ever paid you more than a gift card or up to twice. Receive sense and the zeal to work for your money in Jesus name
Technology Market / How We Will Be Communicating Once Everyone Abandons Whatsapp by fortuneerondu(m): 8:51pm On Jan 09, 2021
In case you’ve not heard, people have been packing their bags from Whatsapp after Facebook announced that your Whatsapp data will be shared with other Facebook companies like Instagram, Facebook and Messenger.

People are mostly worried about the implications of sharing information about you, the groups you’re on, the people you interact with the most and your spending patterns too with so many third-parties. Some people have already stopped using Whatsapp already so we have to plan on how we’ll communicate with each other.

1. Town crier
Who needs Whatsapp BC when your parents can send a town crier to tell you not to put your laptop near your bed because it causes cancer, asthma, leprosy and COVID.


2. NIPOST
You can use Nigeria’s highly reliable post service to communicate with your friends. Just allow for 50 to 60 working months and also make sure you send five copies of the letters, in case four go missing, which it will. Also, make sure you have money to tip the post office workers because they might not give you your complete letter if you don’t.


3. Radio announcement
Why text your crush about your feelings when you can announce it on the radio during love hour?

4. Smoke signal
Get your firewood and kerosene ready because we will soon be communicating to each other with smoke. You can even form group chat with it.


5. Pigeon
Pigeons were used to send letters and it looks like we’ll be needing them again. They’re even great for sending nudes because Nigerian pigeons no dey fear anybody.

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Family / Re: Church Elder's Joystick Almost Cut For Trying To Sex A Married Woman In Ghana by fortuneerondu(m): 6:31pm On Jul 27, 2019
correctyourself:


I support what they did, because such men are very stupid that exposing them is the only thing that can correct their senses.
What he did might be morally wrong but its definitely NOT legally wrong so therefore he has every right to sue
Literature / I Am A God! by fortuneerondu(m): 4:32pm On Oct 01, 2018
I sit quietly in their midst
The drummers drum
The crowd roar
Quietly i sat intrigued

The ladies twist
Their hips swirl
To the rhythm they all jump
Quietly i stare intrigued

Sounds of the kalimb
Swerve of the kicks
Rhythm of the toms
Quietly i watched with joy

From the whispers of the flute a voice calls
"Its time, the hour is now"
In the cold of the night, through the bushes i thronged
Slightly yellow the fire burns
Its the night before i'm reborn
The wind from the east against the fear that i feel
My heart pumps

I slept a man
I woke up a god

White were the skies
Green were the grass
it all feels different, its a different world

"You can now see things they can't" he said,
Within you is the balance between both worlds
To the left or to the right. think deep, which is right?...



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