modath:



Everything is not rigged to scheme you out, this is only the application stage not allocation/approval.. yet...Learn to read & apply sound judgement...

Probably more SE youths would have applied if they weren't fearful of the missiles that will be directed at them by ethnic jingoists....


P.S ... Even the total applicants doesn't tally with the 13k in the header, seems Vanguardngr is doing the usual..

Modaft boo...

Eku fuel scarcity and lack of power supply oh!

Mamog:

1. Security has reduced so much that oil facilities are being short down leading to drop in revenue and power supply.
2. Corruption is wiped out now that is why CBN and top government officials are round tripping our forex. Taking from CBN at official rate and selling at the black market
3. Investors confidence has grown up that is why companies are shutting down and laying off staff on a daily basis at a rate worse than 1984 (refer to NBS)
4. Several youth got agricultural loan on what basis? Was it advertised for? How were they selected? Oh I forgot just like they employed their families in CBN and Immigration service. Nepotism and tribalism at its peak
5.10 million will be fed in 2 weeks? That is still futuristic.
6. Serious sincere plan that is hidden for 10months now? Show me was what I asked not speculation.
Now we may disagree on valuation processes but it does not change the fact that this government is very insincere. Let me remind you that petrol subsidy is back..
Policy somersault is the hallmark of incompetence. If he PMB were to be my employee I would have sacked him in 3 months into his appointment.

I wish there was a love button for posts as brilliant as this..

sinaj:
Lwkmd




Na tru sha

How come you never ever told me you wanted to charge your phone, make I plug in my charger?

Cutehector:
here it is.. I hope this will change ur mind abt cool cash

This was terrorist attack in Jos and not due to fuel scooping.. Not supporting the barbaric act of fuel scooping but I think it pays to be factual...

Zoharariel:
By the time the South-westerners & the South-easterners & the South-southerners & the middle-beltans unleash terror & declare war on the Fulani Herdsmen & their cows including their fura da nono hawking wives; then Buhari will understand that no sect or tribe has monopoly over violence.

How do you think those tribalistic, bigoted and childish regions will ever come together? They will never achieve it individually and they will never unite with one voice due to how they allowed bigotry to becloud their senses..

ChoCandyDiamond:
I blame the SE; SW; SS leaders, governors and people for this continued killings in their regions, they are all cowards

You made sense in your statement but let's be factual, how do you expect them to act when the military and police will always swoop in to arrests or even kill them when they stand up to defend themselves? How will they stand up and fight when the herdsmen perpetrate their heinous acts and go scot free while any others are quickly rounded up? Until this expired entity called Nigeria is restructured with power granted to individual states or regions, this menace will never stop..

CollinsMD:
How come no one ever gets arrested whenever the Fulani herdsmen succeeded in killing their innocent hosts, but yet the arm forces wouldn't mind arresting and incaserating the entire youths of the host community if they ever dire try to defend themselves? The police would hurriedly tell us that normalcy has been restored as far as no Fulani herdsman is harmed. Does this mean that some people are first class citizens while the rest are 2nd class? How many more lives of the southerners do they have to consume before it could equate the life of one Fulani normad: 200 or 300? Or perhaps 1000?. Perhaps the lives of a whole people in a community in southern Nigeria can never equate the life of a single Fulani man?.... "There was a country...and its name was Nigeria"

That's the useless and structure less country called Nigeria for you. Yet some people will find it easy defending these set of people even tho their people too benefit from the criminal and barbaric acts of the heartless bloodsuckers..

buzzybrain88:
they can't try dis in d east and get away wit it

Why all these empty and weightless talks? Apparently, no state in Nigeria can boast of containing the excesses of those demonic beasts, so my brothers should spare me all these empty chest beating cuz it's nauseating big time..

ellechrystal:

Lol. No b small zombies o. Can anything good come out of zombies?

Lmao! Heaven and earth will pass away but the zombies will remain zombies..

ellechrystal:

Buhari is also a hypocrite, if u know what I mean, a year ago he was wailing, now its wrong to wail.
Abeg, stop defending what is stupid.
Weda u defend from now till tomorrow, u wount buy fuel or rice cheaper than others.

Pretty miss, are you expecting anything meaningful from zombies? Don't please..

Macfloyd:
In our individual ways we are responsible for the "Ayo Fayose" of this earth.

Please let us educate those within our circle of influence on Sex Education and pass condoms to those we meet.

You will be preventing another disaster called "Ayo Fayose"!

Give out at least one N50 gold circle condom a day and save our planet of Vermins like Ayo Fayose!

-MacFloyd

If I was born before Buhari, I'd have donated that condom in order to prevent this federal calamity that befell this country..

omenka:
The perpetually angry Israeli Defence Force soldiers will definitely turn this comic thread into another killing field.

Make una clear road oo!! #incoming!!

Inasmuch as you're a sycophant, I must say that this post made me laugh out loud...

skywalker240:

even if it means going to jail.

Oga oh! Don't go raping underaged girls oh!

OrangeDream:
I don't do prostitutes.. I don't do cheap gurls.. I don't do low lifers.. I don't do perverts... So, no thank you.. My gurl is way way above your cliq

So have you patronized her before that you came to the conclusion she's a hoe? Stop insulting people about like a kid. I bet you're above 30, so act like it..

prettythicksme:
Na wen u go hide since

Na ban them ban me for more than one month oh! No chills bigots on here...

abbeyty:
They should have bought the whole osun state and turn it to cassava farm, makes aregbe the farm manager. lol just joking

Do you want him to run it aground?

Audu Ogbe will do that job better..

Blackfire:
Osun for sale in style.

That's aresa's home state oh!

Soon the state of Osun will become the farmland of Lagos..

dollyjoy:
Those ones self hard.


Just take something he is holding by force,he will surely come for it and in the process of dragging body contact and other things will fall into place


or by throwing a pillow at him,if he respond the play will start from there,simple!

Aggressive...

Not romantic I must say..

Mzpecs.. Tell us what's best in this scenario please..

dollyjoy:
Those ones self hard.


Just take something he is holding by force,he will surely come for it and in the process of dragging body contact and other things will fall into place


or by throwing a pillow at him,if he respond the play will start from there,simple!

Aggressive...

prettythicksme:
WTF!!Crazy pple everywhere see guys dirty sha

Like say no be so him dey shuck him hand inside you...

Stupedinluv:
future fathers!

future husbands

Hahahahaha! The woman way dey there na plywood ni?

omenka:
Myself and other patriotic Nigerians believe you sir. Our confidence in your ability to deliver on your promises remain as unshakeable as it was in 2003.

We weren't expecting it to be a joyride with no bumps along the way, but one thing we are and will always be sure of is that with you behind the wheel, we'd definitely get to our destination.

You have my absolute support sir.

God bless you.

How come you've never spoken in support of the Idomas, the Tivs, and the Igede tribes? You rather support a man (that gives no less of a furk) that his people are killing yours just because of some little benefits?

What a shame..

Caseless:
bh sympathizer aka wailer.

This is the mentality of the cultists APC politicians and their supporters that calls themselves change chain agents, aka, progressives pro-aggressives. They expect everyone to be chanting sai barber even when the country is practically and technically dead. If your reasoning doesn't align with theirs, they attack you like rabbis infested dogs, vampires and warewolfs. They are all bigots, religious fanatics, genocidal, hate-filled, heartless, sycophantic, biased and animalistic.

Nigeria will never know progress when it has such set of empty hate-filled brains. So let's all try and stop emulating these zombies that call themselves change agents.

NB: I only made statements and didn't direct my statement at anyone or insult anyone directly. Mods take note, especially if you're biased..

No need to analyse anything, 99% of those with mental disorder are APC supporters..

Capableben:
How has Nairaland transformed your life?

I started my "Nairaland journey" as a guest viewer.
I come in once in a while, read posts, funny comments, news and vanish . Most times as a guest viewer, I included "Nairaland" as a keyword when searching for a piece of information on Google, so that I can get it answered the "Nigerian" way.
With time, my penchant for the forun escalated and I made up my mind to join too because i found it so fascinating and a place where I can get answers to most problems I encounter on a daily; and the joy of having people with like minds that can relate with such problems or challenges.
Presently, I can't help but assert that I'm a "proud" Nairaland Addict, lol. Its my most visited website and im almost invariably online (Mind you, I ain't Jobless). Today ,I bring you ways in which Nairaland has affected/transformed my life.

1) MY DICTION HAS IMPROVED

Yes, Nairaland is saturated with individuals who have almost impeccable diction and a good mastery of the English Language, it is evident in their comments.
How about the numerous novels uploaded by our writers? All these have helped tremendously to shape my diction and sense of expression. I happen to be an admin in a whatsapp group for the alumni of my secondary school. The way I relate and express myself in the group with admirable vocabulary made an old classmate send me a private Message. "Guy, tell me the secret na, your vocabs don develop o, I dey admire am", It read. I just shook my head and smiled. I later gave him some tips , but deep down In my mind, I knew that Nairaland played the major role.

2) I AM MORE INFORMED NOW

Before I joined this forum, I used to be oblivious to information, political news, entertainment news, societal news, sports news etc.
But right now, an incredible transformation has taken place. I went from being the quite boy that hardly chips in a contribution during discussions with folks to being the alpha source of information, I keep others informed. You just can't hear that news before me.
When my friends tell me that "Mikel obi's is now a father of a set of twins" I smile, shrug and say "that's an outdated news man, about two days ago it happened" I now seat boldly with my dad to discuss politics because im now Informed and NAIRALAND keeps me informed. Its excting


3) MAKING NEW AND EXCITING FRIENDS.

There's not doubt that this forum brings people together from different walks of life across the country and beyond.
I have been able to make new friends here, it all started when they made some useful contributions to my thread and we got to exchange numbers. Very intelligent and exciting people : Chizzy94, Chizzy, nabsprada, Champella,Bukjosy, Obeenah etc.

4) SOURCE OF ENCOURAGEMENT

This forum has been a source of encouragement to me, in many ramifications of life.
There' was a time a had a little academic challenge, and being such an introvert that barely relates with classmates talk more of the HOD, I ran to Nairaland and posted my worries. And before I could spell out my surname in full "ONUOHA", the comments came flooding in. Encouragements from well wishers and those that had akin issues. And today, I have overcome that challenge. Nairaland is home.

5) IMPROVED SENSE OF HUMOUR

Hahahaha, need I explain this? Everyone here knows we got the funniest people in this country on Nairaland.
Whenever I have a gloomy or sad day, I quickly enter Nairaland, just to read the hilarious and refreshing comments of nairalanders. "The Wailers", "Abeg, who get beans, I get oil?", "....and how does that reduce the exchange rate of dollar?" "IPOB youths" "The yoruba-igbo e-clashes" lol its all exciting..
I have been transformed to a light comedian too amidst my guys, I keep them laughing all day, its all Nairaland.

6) My FATHER IS A NAIRALANDER.

Yes, you read it right, my father is a regular guest on NL. It all happened when My kid brother eventually unearthed the reason why i have my attenntion buried in my phone most of the time, Nairaland. He started visiting the forum too. One day he met our dad. "Daddy, I can see you like reading newspapers all the time, why not check out this sight that displays news and stop wasting money on newspapers"
My dad welcomed the idea and today, pitifully, Daddy is an addict. Hope he doesn't get to read this.

7) DEFINED CAREER PATH:

I had little or no idea about what I'd like to be in life, hitherto. Its not because I'm a dummy or I lack a sense of decision, but I didn't get to gather experience about career paths while coming up, all thanks to my local background.
As I joined Nairaland, my sense of career was rebranded, I got enlightened by the numerous and ever inspiring career aficionados we have here. This helped me choose a suitable career for my self,applied for the course in the university, and BINGO! I was admitted, at an attempt as though I was predestined for this.
I am training to be a chemical Engineer and I'm proud I chose it.
Worthy mentions: Jarus, Champella.

TALENT DICOVERY:

I'm a lover of music, particularly Hiphop and inspirational songs.
I once stumbled upon a thread for rap battles, and it was interesting reading through the captivating verses and punchlines and I thought to my self: "Are these demigods or something, ain't they ur fellow Nairalanders?, try write your verses too" From there, I got a song book and started writing songs, and I must confess the 'flows' kept coming. Today I have recorded three songs and I consider songwriting as one of my talents. Thanks to Music section, Nairaland.

9) SOLUTION CENTER:

To me, NL is beyond a forum right now, its more of a "solution center" to me. There hasn't been an issue I brought here that went without a solution.
So, as I go about my daily stuffs, its imprinted in my subconsciousness that I have a solution center, I take it to God sha, if its beyond NL.

There are many other little ways in which NL has transformed or affected my life but these are the few I can remember presently...

I wanna hear yours too, how has NL transformed/changed/affected your life, whether positively or negatively, any regrets??

Capablen writes, from FUTMx.

Son, you seem to have lost respect for me!

We shall meet at home...

I can see, just like Patrick Obiagbon (or whatever he's called), this Dino Malaye guy is just a comedian only there for the purpose of entertaining senators..

joseph1832:
Easy bro. I believe parenting have a long way to go. I just wonder the extent of parenting this Ese received.

Of course. One area I'd hold her parents, especially her mum accountable is giving her daughter free hands to talk to any male that patronizes her, especially those ones that can't differentiate between an adult and a kid.

joseph1832:
You can imagine. That's why things fall apart in this country. People who are affected about things don't even see it fit to do anything.

We just have to wait for the feminist and see how far they're willing to go with this case.

We all have to put in efforts oh, it affects us all. God forbid one fool takes my 10 years old daughter to Kano or Sokoto tmao, I go commit murder oh!

It better not end as selfie and a couple of handshakes...


Anything short of N50million endorsement deal is unacceptable. If Wizkid can get it then Dada should get it too!

joseph1832:
Shame? Bro I don't think so. This country is a country where money talks... If you're conversant with the way things are in this country, you'll know with time, people forget.

It just a matter time before nigerians forget and money is used to free the guy and everything will be back to the way it was.

The feminist in Nigeria should rise up and do what they've been shouting for all this time. This is the perfect opportunity for them to show case what they're made of.

But in the case of the Cynthia girl, her dad is a well placed person and thus such cases shouldn't have been forgotten..

And forget about these bunch of lousy feminists we have in Nigeria. They are no good, only talk and no actions..

youmour:



The family are not from Bayelsa abeg our girls are not that wayward.make dem carry dia wahala go Delta state.

What matters most is where she resides brov. If you come and attack me in my hood in Lagos, my hood people in Lagos, both Igbos and Yorubas won't say am from Anambra hence the attackers should be taken to Anambra, they will go all out on you if they got the opportunity..

So Bayelsan Youths got to fight this one out because e fit be una pikin go be next scape goat..