SeverusSnape:

Bros I noticed it o

They've gotten befitting replies na... They just wanted to give an impression that the government they erroneously voted for is working.

BTW, You dey enjoy o, Solar power; Wonderful.

LoL! The pain I went thru to acquire my system eh, it's worth enjoying bro. Spent almost all I had as at that time because I almost died of heat and mosquito bites.

HateU2:
nd u want him to destroy the family. Smh. See them. Some men sha

So it's better for the man to be killed with HIV (from his own wife) than for the family to be destroyed? SmH


OP please pick up your phone and call your uncle but ensure you talk him into acting maturedly by making him trace and confirm her infidelity himself..

thesicilian:
Mind your business o, bro

He should mind his business so that his uncle can die of HIV bah?

SeverusSnape:
24 hours daily.

Location: Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry.

Did you notice the zombies above you with monikers starting from M, both claiming 12-13 hours supply daily and without even stating their locations like everyone else?

OP, you own better na, ours has been off completely for close to 2 months and counting now (Zone 2, Satellite Town, Lagos). Nonetheless, I still enjoy 24 hours of solar power...

Onenaira1:
How I know people are paid to defend Buhari and APC is here on this thread.

You see people claiming the same place saying completely different answer. Someone else would say they have maybe 45 minutes daily and then another from the same area will claim 23 hours daily. Smfh.

What a useless natiom

Exactly my thought! LmaO!!!

NightHawke:
You all cannot compare the absence of power to Satellite Town in Lagos. Here its stone-age. Total power supplied since January 1st, ,2016 till June 30th, 2016 (6months)is less than 72hours.

Between the 28th and 4th of the next month, EKEDC flashes the light for 5-7mins(Enough to iron one side of your shirt).

During this period they go round to read the meters and distribute bills.

its either you are permanently on generator or fortunate to use a solar system.
-Satellite town is an administrative sub to
Festac Town while getting its supply from Otto-wharf at Mile2 in Lagos.

Best description of power supply in Satellite Town. Worst is, the residents of this area don't even give a hoot and some foolishly still pay electricity bills even when in total darkness.

Nienie:
So disappointed in this priest

Disappointment is an understatement. In my case, I feel uterly disgusted.

ellechrystal:

MBAKA HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN YOI ARE ONE OF THE 5%?


What busines has light with darkness?
What busines has father mbaka with politics?
U see, when you divert from the real thing you were called for, there will surely be disgrace.
This man shouldn't have associated himself with politics or even APC, he was obviously used during campaign n dumped after election. The hand writing is on d wall, n he can't see it o
A priest shouldn't put his trust on APC thievs .
Chai
Jonathan is obviously somewhere laughing.
When he shamed Jonathan n said all sorts he was happy .

Well this is the case of he who laughs last.

Don't know why I love you so much...

Stanislaus17:
Who's Who?
There are three friends. Amina is older than the one with the RED dress,but younger than the DOCTOR.
Olanna is younger than the one with the YELLOW dress,while Chiamaka is older than the one with the GREEN dress. The TEACHES is younger than the LAWYER.
Give the colour of dress and profession of each friend from youngest to oldest...
This puzzled me for a while until i got the answer..you can try

Oldest to youngest:

1. Chiamaka - Dr - Yellow
2. Amina - Lawyer- Green
3. Olana - Teacher - Red

Mylove55:
did anybody accuse minimal and buratai of killing innocent souls? and army is stil winning d fight against bh without killing innocent souls, how can ipod iheji
https://www.nairaland.com/do_modifypost

•••yawns•••
Tanker load of watery faecal deposit!

Mylove55:
that means gej is also a millitant, because fight against militant is a fight against niger-deltans, that stupid ipod ihejirika were killing innocent souls thinking he was fighting bh, d same way ipod are accusing ex-IG Arase of killing innocent ipod, so buhari only said they should not kill innocent pp
https://www.nairaland.com/politics

So as Buhari said that the army should stop the clamp down against boko haram, you meant to tell me that Buhari was referring to boko haram as innocent northerners? Because from all indication, you cleverly (or should I say foolishly? Don't really know) removed the boko haram from Buhari's statement and replaced it with innocent souls/northerners.

Many Nigerians are just disgusting as furk! SmH!

Adaure4ever:
if it is a thread to insult Igbos, they will rush to send it quick to Frontpage.
Is that Mynd44 a biased mod or what?
Even Lalasticlala?

Thought you were liking the other one with moniker starting with M?

Onijagidijagan:

I was shocked when I saw that name as if u know my mind.

Other ibos should emulate him..prostitution, Substandard products, Drug dealing e.t.c will not do this country any good.

And you think that cultism, ritualism, inbreeding, rape, child molestation, divorce will do this country any good?

Just don't let the hatred consume you all, both you, the anumanu you quoted and the imbecilic goats that liked your senseless and stewpid comments..

PassingShot:

You're not smart at all. If you were, you would know that that statement was made by Keita who was a member of PDP, in reaction to PDP giving its presidential ticket to GEJ in 2011.

Do a proper Google search and bring out the original news here. Not one idiotic claim by one nonentity trying to justify his choice during campaign.

DaBullIT:
Pain who /? see this one

koboko69:


This foolish lie never flew before elections, its not now that Buhari is president it will fly. Get that clear. Those who promised an ungovernable Nigeria are members of the same bewitched party u support and are still members. You should probably ask Alhaji Kaita Lawal.

MetaHuman:
so buhari is fasheun?


Show us the video where buhari said he will make the country ungovernable for Jonathan.
Why is that so hard?

I don't see any difference between the statement "we will make the country ungovernable for GEJ" and "a fight against boko haram is injustice to the north", the second statement of which Buhari made.

Answer this question correctly for a chance to win 1% of the money in the Nigerian TSA:


1. Who handles the moneys President Mohammadu Buhari recovered from looters of the previous administration?

a. Aisha Buhari (wife of the president)
b. General Tukur Yusuf Buratai
c. Abba Kyari
d. Lawal Musa Daura
e. All of the above...

Rose2014:


Who knows how much the bread was before his emergence. Maybe 15K maybe 20K. and he promised to reduce it to 10K


Through his magic change, they got it at 70k
Now that's change

And he probably took it further to N70 before IBB booted the dullard out...

Rose2014:



Op is right. Maybe in the olden days, M used to come after A alphabetically

It never happened. It was only done because of our incorruptible Sai Barbra ---- zombies, 2016.

Candyrain:


Who's talking about being a Captain or General? The crux of the matter is dat he shouldn't have been a cadet in the first place without WAEC cert because he's totally unqualified.

How dare you declare him unqualified when he's the only incorruptible human in a country where all her citizens are fantastically corrupt. As far as we headless and idiotic zombies are concerned, Muhammadu Buhari's NEPA bill is worth more than any PhD and therefore can be used to admit him into any institution...

That's exactly what I'd have said if I were a zombie but fortunately for me, I'm human...

naijadeyhia:


Let me oblige you.... assuming he was admitted on a quota system and proved his referee right as a brilliant student...is it then the paper that would be proof of intelligence or his performance? You see your questions are the reason why whites will always be better than we are. Paper is nothing...performance is everything with them but if u have both ...good! But here paper without performance is everything.

If the teacher said "he will pass" shows he already sat for the exam and was awaiting results... if he had proof of previous academic records and tendered same to the army he could be accepted pending his latest result so they would update hia records which I am sure they did otherwise he would never have tasted promotion in any form except via merit.

I do not wish to delve into military technicalities as we are talking about education.

Mr man! I didn't finish reading the rubbish you typed here. Even the whites you mentioned place significant importance on certificates when employing for roles, especially senior or managerial roles, so stop talking shits and craps.

Even the so called illiterate billionaires at least, finished high school/secondary school before becoming billionaires. Are you justifying that it's right to admit one based on quota system/without the required certificates? If he's so intelligent like you claim, then what are his official titles both the ones he obtained in the military and upon retirement? Please do tell us the school that admitted him abroad and also tell us why Buhari can't petition them to produce his transcript so that we can manage that while still helping him search for his O-level?

You see, the reason Muhammadu Buhari is failing woefully presently is because he scaled through in life due to the quota system backing him up. His failures in governance has shown greatly how dull and how much of an illiterate he is. This is because even secondary school students understand the acts of delegating duties, something your almighty buhari doesn't understand. I can imagine how on earth a president of a country would want to control all aspects of the countries sectors/economy (especially important aspects) himself instead of delegating duties since he doesn't even have clues of how those sectors functions.

naijadeyhia:



Question! Assuming you began schooling in Nigeria and had to stop and relocate abroad and continue your eduction abroad... would they demand for certificate or tranacripts?
By the time u are done schooling abroad would you still be required to sit for waec again after your qualification abroad?
Another Question! How long did Buhari school in Nigeria and when did he go abroad for military training?

Questions for you:

1. Since when did it become right to admit one into the army without SSCE?
2.
a. Was he admitted based on quota system or
b. Based on recommendations from his principal (which are both not good enough reason not to demand for his SSCE)?
3. If option b holds sway in this case, don't you think the Nigerian army should have at least made his SSCE primary and recommendations secondary in admitting him rather than making recommendations the all important qualification for "Muhammadu Buhari" only?


By the time you're done answering these questions, if you have conscience, then you'd ask the fraudulent mallam to resign.

frenchwine:
It still beats me how the likes of Omenka, Passingshot et al are able to put up face and defend Mr Buhari over his questionable academic qualification. It speaks volumes of the quality of education they have also received. I'm not surprised.

Including my wife modath... SmH...

youngest85:
wetin d guy deh sing?



Well, i'm nt surprised. It's indomie endorsement

Wetin Olamide, Phyno, Wizkid, David, etc dey sing? But na them get endorsement pass..


By the way, calling "Tommy tommy", "indomie" is like calling "Pepsi", "coke (coca cola)"...

Buhari, #ShowYourCertificate...

Wondering.. How on earth did people fall for the scam of electing a dunderhead illiterate simply because of petty ethno religious sentiments?

donbenedict:
na me na

Good!

RIZLER:

Muhahahahahahaha! You got it right!

lovat:
Elder what is our concern if aviation uses kerosene? How long are we going to shift the buck of this present government?



Cooking gas is now #500 per kilo and you will soon blame welder?


Charcoal is 25k for a bag and you will blame Nigeria Railway


Soin you will run out of blame and face the truth.


*We have a date with truth* deapreye

Funny, both you and the guy you quoted are on same page. Check the post he replied.

DaBullIT:
Let the propaganda continue

Even if Buhari rapes someone's sis and wife, he'd still shout sai baba and call it propaganda..

donbenedict:
so na rotten cheese u wan lick..

Na you put maggot inside?

Dygeasy:
Baba don go carry cream

Carry cream ke? How i go carry cream when I no dey rub cream for night?

KingCheezyPuff:
No bye

Alas, she chickened out..

MzPecs:
Who send them?

If i'm driving a car on that road, i'll splash them water

Bad girlie!

KingCheezyPuff:
°Nah,you know I'm cheezy but I guaruntee you'll enjoy that more

In that case, would you wanna have me taste your cheese?

I thought modath and co, likened this scheme to a scam... Issokay...

KingCheezyPuff:
°Because in your subconscious mind,you wanna lick me

Hmmm, if you're a chocolate candy, wouldn't mind licking you up tho..

KingCheezyPuff:
°My dp,do I look like a tomboy?
But to answer, no.It's dresses and frilly things for me.
But I do think being a tomboy would be cool.
You should too,I think she could connect with you easier.

Well, don't really care as long as a girl is cool to be with, I'm OK with her. She doesn't have to necessarily behave like a guy. Nonetheless, tomboys are cool to have as friends. What I've not yet found out is how they are in bed...


Why do I always get the feeling that these words "So cheesy, you gotta lick your hands clean", refers to you and not cheesy puff?