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Literature / Re: Tochi's Dilemma by Free101(m): 8:02pm On Nov 28, 2016 |
Moneyhatesme:yea, you thought well bro, ride on! |
Literature / Re: Tochi's Dilemma by Free101(m): 4:32pm On Nov 28, 2016 |
Moneyhatesme:Continue o jare! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Unijos Hookup N Hangout Group by Free101(m): 2:07pm On Nov 28, 2016 |
o7o3hate1tiri433seben |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: May Born Meetups by Free101(m): 1:59pm On Nov 28, 2016 |
I don come, I don show! Oya make una shout oyoyo. Proudly May 8th "Mayans" no dey carry last patata na ....................................................................... 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Please Help!,i Always See Him In My Dream by Free101(m): 1:20pm On Nov 28, 2016 |
Nairalanders watch out, the op is another troll in the making. something like mamagee. When una dey fuc.k none stop for two years, why you no go see am for dream. you come dey carry that kain thing disturb us here! 1 Like |
Romance / Re: My Fri by Free101(m): 1:10pm On Nov 28, 2016 |
We should call it "Maga meet Maga"! #MODIFIED Pishure or idonbelivit! Maybe you are just jealous of the girl's "beauty" 11 Likes |
Literature / Re: Tochi's Dilemma by Free101(m): 12:37pm On Nov 28, 2016 |
Well done Op, in fact lemme singeth for you; "Strumming my heart with his fingers, Singing my life with his write ups, Killing me softly with his thread o, Killing me softly with his story, Telling my whole life with his words, Killing me softly with his THREAD!!! You dey try dude, your command of English and the way you keep manipulating the language to give your story going is the bomb, that's what keeps me wanting more like Oliver Twist not minding what Mr. Bumble thinks or say. keep it up. noticed you changed the title from DILEMMA to TOCHI'S DILEMMA abi na my eyes dey decieve me P.S: Any niggur or niggress thinking am a faggo.t for the lyrics I put up there is really high on Oshogbo weed. 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: Ever Been Judged/judged Someone By First appearance? by Free101(m): 10:01pm On Nov 27, 2016 |
Back then in my first year, there was this native that was custom sewn for me like a jaliabia and it was all white, decided to wear it to school looking dope (at least make i show case myself) coupled with the yeye English wey I learn for sec school. Met this girl for the first time and started a convo not knowing she is my coursemate. Never knew I just bought gbege for myself. To cut the long story short. She became my best friend and would come prepare meals for. It was later she told me that the first impression I gave her was that of a guy from a wealthy background coupled with my English, that she even though I came with a car that day, that was what drew her close to me, but when she realised I was just an average guy (let me be realistic, I think "broke guy" would do more justice) she had already fallen deep for me that she couldn't let go 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Is It Bad? Guy! by Free101(m): 7:23pm On Nov 27, 2016 |
falconey:Not looking forward to trying that. But if am asking sincerely from my heart, does it really matter on the location I think its about the intent and sincerity and if you feel you partner is ready to move to the next level |
Romance / Re: Is It Bad? Guy! by Free101(m): 7:19pm On Nov 27, 2016 |
Propose na propose nau, does it matters where someone proposes i can be ontop and panting and asking at the same time; "baby will you marry me"? |
Romance / Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Did As A Child Growing Up? by Free101(m): 7:14pm On Nov 27, 2016 |
Hmmmm, one that quickly comes to mind is that of Ijeoma, After we were able to lay our hands on some porn magazines, and seeing some almost "impossible" styles back then, she would lead me to the backyard and would want us to imitate all the styles we saw even with my limp d!ck (I was only 8 then), before that She has caught her younger sister playing with my balls when I came back from school exhausted and I was just looking lie mumu, guess I was enjoying it |
Politics / Re: Caption This Photo Of Akeredolu And Mimiko by Free101(m): 6:59pm On Nov 27, 2016 |
Akeredolu be like: "We go chop the money!" |
Romance / Re: Mother Snatches Daughter's Boyfriend And Married Him. by Free101(m): 6:45pm On Nov 27, 2016 |
valdes00:Bros, na wetin joblessness cause then be that, e come join with say my school dey strike as of then. but thank God nau sha, man dey and and school at the same time |
Romance / Re: Soooooooooo Confusing by Free101(m): 6:31pm On Nov 27, 2016 |
Lol, this sh!t made me remembered last year to the middle of the year; He, Op, Av, Gt were all feeling me even though they knew they were older than me! |
Romance / Re: Help Our Relationship. by Free101(m): 6:25pm On Nov 27, 2016 |
Op, you can't be giving her the kondo from far away nau, that's why such is happening. just give me the contract make I handle am as per very sharp Jos guy |
Romance / Re: Who Blinks First, A Tale Of How 3 Girls Fought Over One Guy by Free101(m): 6:17pm On Nov 27, 2016 |
antispexish:Wasere! I really like the way you construct that sentence! 26 Likes 4 Shares |
Romance / Re: 34 Movies Where The Actors Really Did It by Free101(m): 7:44am On Nov 27, 2016 |
sinaj:I think I'll refer to it as a classic, cause whenever I lay my hands on it, it still thrills me to watch |
Literature / Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Free101(m): 12:41am On Nov 27, 2016 |
Beey:sh!t, hope you didn't take my meaning of 'fun' as something else To clarify things, am an introvert and don't really define fun as going out, clubbing, substance abuse, drunkeness or meeting up with people. I derive joy from watching movies, gaming, surfing the net and most importantly reading (that's the 'bestest' of my hobbies). And without an apology, I really do like erotica writings. Thats my 'fun' and what gives me joy. Shalom and goodnight 1 Like |
Literature / Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Free101(m): 12:28am On Nov 27, 2016 |
Beey:. Try to be. Like seriously! Going through such stories give me fun and joy and also admiration for the writers, for their strength, word construction and the power to make you crack; either from fits of laughter or giving you unhindered access into their lives and experience especially if you're like me who keeps much to themselves mostly and calls their phones 'bae'. Its a way of having 'fun' within the four walls of your room without doing any harm to yourself or the society 3 Likes |
Literature / Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Free101(m): 12:06am On Nov 27, 2016 |
Beey:Mabinu dear, just ignore them even if they do come for you or your head (not literally though), so that 'we' may enjoy our story in peace and not in pieces. P.S.: are you part of the 'we'? 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: 34 Movies Where The Actors Really Did It by Free101(m): 12:00am On Nov 27, 2016 |
All About Anna and Basic Instincts are worth watching and would rate them as favs in my library 3 Likes |
Literature / Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Free101(m): 11:39pm On Nov 26, 2016 |
Chipappii:Am waiting for that something mister, cause you and your story have been the reason MTN has being getting a lot of recharges from me for sometime now. Kudos man. And to beey, aswear you get mouth die. But abeg, your words which fills pages rapidly should'nt be the nemesis to my 10 10 mb biko. 5 Likes |
Politics / Re: "Igbo Are The Majority In Nigeria, They Cannot Leave"- Okorocha by Free101(m): 11:20pm On Nov 26, 2016 |
shamecurls:#WORD! 1 Like |
Science/Technology / Re: Man In Lagos Constructs Amphibious Car That Cruises On Water & Land by Free101(m): 11:02pm On Nov 26, 2016 |
Yomi6:What do you mean Do you mean Sociology is not worth studying or what P.S: Nobody forced Anybody to study Sociology; "Isaac Newton" |
Romance / Re: Who Blinks First, A Tale Of How 3 Girls Fought Over One Guy by Free101(m): 1:00pm On Nov 23, 2016 |
[thank you, note you did not state the time of dropping the update, so I'll drop it one by one, if ever reach five, I claim the prayer!] Anti-Update, kilode nau? update na biko, see as I dey frequent my followed topic looking forward for ya updates. |
Romance / Re: 5 Funny Things Girls Say During Intercourse by Free101(m): 11:24pm On Nov 21, 2016 |
That's how when I turned one around to have the legendary dogg style and she was like "baby please no dogg style please, dogg style dey spoil womb". It was after the sex that I remembered and was just laughing silently deep inside while the thoughts "jew girl", "learner", "fun spoiler" keep running through my mind. |
Romance / Re: Help!! She Said If He Doesn't Impress Her On This 1st Date Then Its Off. by Free101(m): 6:00pm On Nov 21, 2016 |
Just like someone above me said, "By not giving a fuc.k., when a girl says you must impress her she's nuts and when you strive to impress a lady, she fuc.king takes you for granted. just be yourself. if you are a jerk, be yourself if you believe in your looks, dress to kill you believe you are intelligent, use your brain feel you can speak the Queen's language, be Johnny English You're a talkative, talk her to death you're a bad guy, show her your bad self you can't really say what she fancies, girls are weird and can fall for whatever you possess be it positive or negative. just be yourself, so that when she falls for what you portrays, you won't have to drop to facade. #mypieceofmind 1 Like |
Romance / Re: 10 Minutes Is Enough," Mother Advices Son After Witnessing Lady Die From Alleged by Free101(m): 11:32pm On Nov 18, 2016 |
asuo27:Nah, just show her I was the man when next we met by mentally balancing myself. Come see begging: baby please cùm nah, please am dry, you've wounded me nau. But I know care, all I wanted was the score to be 1 - 1, and I think I achieved that because after my lubricant, my penicillin ointment almost got finished that day. |
Romance / Re: When He Leaves You To Marry Another Girl by Free101(m): 6:50pm On Nov 18, 2016 |
It all boils down to the intention of the guy when they start dating, it might not be about the "fresh" thing. who knows, the guy was just enjoying the ride since the onset and might have even choose his bride a long time ago. because sleeping with a lady doesn't make her any less fresher to moi #mytwocent |
Romance / Re: Serious Personal Message To My Future Wife by Free101(m): 6:36pm On Nov 18, 2016 |
WiLdFLame:am fully in support bro, she shouldn't be brand new because you dont wanna waste time unwrapping packages neither do you want a hoe that your friends might brag about doing |
Romance / Re: 10 Minutes Is Enough," Mother Advices Son After Witnessing Lady Die From Alleged by Free101(m): 6:31pm On Nov 18, 2016 |
asuo27:Do small and stop?? Thank God you aren't like one of my on and off girlfriend, the last time we came 'on' again, and we had what i termed long time romp because I've been celibate for almost 6 months. I spent almost 15 minutes because of the tension and she was like "are you now a one minute man". I swear that girl shatter my ego right then, girl wey i bin dey chyked, wey she go dey beg me make i stop, dey even cry join wan dey call me "one minute man" now. oloshi ashewo ni omo yen 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: 'kiss And Tell'...share Your Experience by Free101(m): 6:23pm On Nov 18, 2016 |
That's how I lady i chyked sometimes back was telling my now ex-girl how "big" I was and how she couldn't allow to to finish the business. Am still wondering why she did that, maybe she wanted stopping me from getting the goddies from the current one (as of then) or just wanted painting me as a monster because funny enough she took it all and made me cum contrary to her claims that she couldn't take it anymore and pushed me off |
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