He mostly talks trash and does not have a "mouth guard"

Continued..........................
"Where is Peace" is the first question that escaped my lips when Sam picked the call (remember Sam right?). what would Peace's phone be doing with Sam in mid afternoon after church service I was perplexed and confused because this is the same guy that keeps telling me that he has not to do with the girl even without me asking.
"She's not here"
"Are you at her house?' "I ask.
"No, i bin collect the phone use dey browse when she come to our house", he replied in pidgin English. Hmmm, she even comes to their house, i was muttering under my breath.
"Okay, i dey come, I wan see her", I said and clicked the red button on my phone. I was searing deep down within me. but why? i have not even asked her out, she's not my girlfriend, "what's even your problem, Chuks?", I asked myself. and even more Sam having her phone was not evidence enough to suggest anything.
Instead of going to Peace's house, i deduced that Sam's place would be the best way to go about it and really see for my eyes if he's in possession of the phone. i got there, we exchange pleasantries and decide to start business.
"Wetin this girl phone dey do for your hand guy?" i asked
"I bin collected the phone dey take do 2go ne" he countered and continued, "you know after dem bin steal my phone I no get phone for 2go if no be this Nokia touchlight wey i dey use, na so i say make i use her phone take chat small", he concluded.
i wanted barraging with questions ranging from why to what to how to where but I had to chill, she's not mine yet, I chided myself. we talked over many things ranging from guys ish to girls ish to church ish, we even had a chat about the song we were going to render next Sunday.
"Guy make we reach junction" he said to me. it has been over 2 hours at Sam's house with no sign of the lady in contention (is she really in contention? Time will tell). I had no choice because I cant boast of knowing Peace's house talk more of going without giving her a call, which I can't really do because she has no phone at the moment. Before 10 minutes, we were at the junction, sat on a pavement where we could get a good view and fell into more discussions with me anticipating and looking at my phone time; its getting late already.
Like on a movie scene, she appeared out of the blue, and that time I took my time in view what I was lusting after; her supple firm bre.asts, her cute face and her little stature. even though she's short and small, all what I could dream about is digging her and telling myself "mission accomplished, dude".
"Good evening" jolted me out of my 'Lust-Dream'.
"Good evening" I replied with a smile that didn't really get to my heart. "How you doing today", I concluded without releasing her gaze.
"Am fine" she replied and did what i least expected or should I say I expected it but was ignorant and dismissed it as me being overreacting. She came and hugged Sam from behind, pecked him and cuddled him all at the same time.
"Fuc.k!", I cursed under my breath and realized I have really been fuc.ked indeed. but I've a really been fuc.ked? I know someone might not really back me up on that because she's not mine and what am doing can really be termed 'bad belle' from one point of view but here's why i think I have been wronged.
Immediately I started feeling this lust of mine for this girl, I put the machinations I could afford into action, by telling my cousin sister that was staying with us then and also attending the same church that I really 'love' the new girl and she should put in good words for me (I never knew if she did that by the way), I also asked Sam, my self acclaimed friend for her contact (that was before she joined the choir), since she's just his 'friend' but he found a lot of excuses of not giving her contact up but I kept my cool, who knows, ,maybe he was protecting her interest and/or was afraid of a backlash from her. Either way, that did not burn me the way he kept remembering me out of the blues that he was not dating her unlike what our other colleagues where thinking and was just her best friend, nothing more. Abeg make una tell me, who all that no go give moral to land the girl? only a nitwit!
i kept my cool all through the chats we had that faithful day, smiled all through even though I felt betrayed inside and i later called it a night when I could not keep up with the facade anymore. I went home, stripped to my boxes like i always do when am about to hit the bed but couldn't sleep till around 1 am. I felt betrayed by my friend, by landing my prey and even deceitfully twisted it even though he had a clue I wanted her. Why couldn't he come out openly and tell me that he also wants her and they are together, I would have been happy for him and tell him to smash that puss.y well instead of this feeling of betrayal am harbouring right now.
At last I dosed a bit and slept off into wonderland but not without scheming up my own and perfecting my plan in my head and am sure with the bile I slept, the devil must have hovered over me while asleep and muttered "well done my son"
TBC

DaddySLY:
uhm...is tis the part am supposed to fall on my knees begging to know what happened next?....hell naw...

I wish it not so brother, had to stop because i was at work and working has been a little bit hectic

I've known this girl since 2013, the first day i say her was the first day she attended my church. immediately i saw her, all i was think was bedding her, all i though of was 'chop and clean mouth'. she was and is still a cute lady but because of my introvert nature back then (which haven't changed much), i couldn't approach her on the first day. truly I really don't know hoe to approach ladies back then, I prefer interacting on social media, I was a god behind my mobile device, be it on 2go, facebook, eskimi, or whatsapp, once i can have your username or contact, i could really sweet-type my way into your heart.
So about .................... (What do i call her for the purpose of security and disclaimer, I think 'Peace' would be appropriate), So about Peace, i couldn't approach her on that Sunday and said if its meant to be she'll definitely come another day, as fate would have it, she came the next Sunday and the the next but I still couldn't open my mouth to ask her out! Already, a fellow church member and a friend has start following her around and acting as her hand bag which i really hate about some guys (Sorry, for being judgemental). I've never said hi to her talk more of starting a conversation with her but when conversing with this friend of mine (which I will refer to as 'Sam' henceforth), out of the blue he will just babble out that he is not dating Peace even though our other friends thinks he does, they are just friends and this gives me inner joy that she has not been taken yet, that's among my peers and I still look for ways to scheme my way into her heart or to be more truthful, her pants.
Peace became a regular member of our church and she even become a choir member and it gave me more access to her because I was the (Church choir Director and i used the chance to ask for her contact which she willingly gave up (does she has a choice, am a boss now!). I did not deem it fit to call her when i got her contact but decide to add her on 2go and do some light talks and discuss about the song we'll be rendering the coming Sunday. after making sure we were familiar, I decided to visit her and drop the bomb about how I like her and want to be her boyfriend in my master plan of bedding her. i know the junction to her house and decide to be there when i do call her for the first time. I prepared well, dressed responsibly, sprayed whatever sprayable i could lay my hands on and voila, am on my way. decides to call her and guess who answered the call....................................

naso123:
The person that posted this is a very big liar. The picture was not taken in ogun state but in Jos. infact I own a shop in the building where that warning was written by an artist, who, coincidentally is also a tenant in the building.

TELL AM OOO! i tire!

mezynaija:
Driving down the lane of Ogun State this morning, i came across this notice on a wall, it got me cracking up, so I felt i should share with you guys to have your say on it.

On a normal basis, your are warned not to urinate on a particular, filed or building, but this is a different case. Here you are advised to urinate because their Ogun needs it. What for is what i don't know. See another photo after the cut:

Source: http://www.jtownconnect.com/2016/09/photo-of-day-as-seen-today-in-ogun.html

Haba op, check your source well now. This "graffiti" is located in "Plateau State" and not "Ogun State". To be very precise, its located in Jos City popularly called J-town; along Tina junction. Any resident of Jos that is familiar with "Tina Junction will testify to this.
See the website name sef.

R.I.P fellow Jossite, may God grant your family the fortitude to bear your loss

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still avoiding me?

uyisteven:


*****
That My Friend is one lie *Most* ladies tell so as 2 filter the shafts from the wheat...Simply Means she doesn't want u over-doing it in oda not 2 loose it's appeal.
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Except for FoolinLuv....That cinderella is just stone cold.

you are one hell of a funny dude. that lady am taking about is also a stone cold hardened woman when it comes to words. how i wish you know how hard its been convincing her to give me a chance!

uyisteven:


*****
Haha...Boss, small thing..Just hit me up and icym241 would come crawling on the floor... [She would be too weak to walk]..

lol, she doesn't fall for "sweet mouth"

[quote author=uyisteven post=48167186]Am never the one to apologise.
I love being in control
The feel of been powerful,
The enormous energy bursting through one's veins
And the sudden truth that makes me invisible.
It Keeps me excited
It gets me going
It's what makes me *ME*.

But Lately,
I have lost it all
It's all gone
The Feeling,
The energy
Am weightless

You have taken total control
And I can't get it back.

Your beauty engulfs my heart all Morning
Because you all I can think off
Seeing you giggle,
Has been the highlight of my dreams

I want to please you in a thousand ways possible,
Cuddle with you a million times
And tell you how beautiful you look.

Get to feel every inch of you
From your silk hair down to your face
With Hands tracing further to your waist
Whispering into those gorgeous ears
how perfect you are.

I want to be there
every single moment the sun lights up your face
Believe you me,
Nothing could be more satisfying.

The truth is,
Nothing truly matters anymore
Not Fame
Nor Riches
Or Power
But you alone.

This shouldn't be said out loud
These words should be buried beneath my heart
Some faces won't like this
Neither would my Ex.

I have no choice.
The thought of you not knowing
Drives me crazy
I just hope these words reaches you safe.

I can't promise you anything
But this I would gladly say

Right between both night stands,
Lies a Beauty worth sacrificing all For

*****

wish I could compose such to icym241 with all sincerity!

After politely asking for game on this thread from a loud mouthed 'someone' here and saw the insults he was dishing out to we "lazy punters". I jejely respected myself to be losing my 1h daily and played this game. It casted, but am happy because one game never cast me before, unless more than. Tomorrow is another wonderful day
b923tstarpzcs-1183810 @bet9ja

myssmee:
What does it mean to you sexually attracted to someone?

To want someone putting their kini into your kini. Is that now sexually understandable?

Egbon princeofpeace22, you just went dark since you posted those unders 4.5 and 3.5. I played it and it casted, but even so it was a well played game . Boys are hungry oo, please drop weekend food nau

Yewandequeen:
don't worry we will do arrangeee marriage for u #watz ur spec

lol, arrangee marriage And whats my spec? ............................YOU!

Yewandequeen:

buahahahah

pregnancy alert


u better don let op catch u cos u derailing his thread

haha, kilotun fa pregnancy alert ninu gbogbo inkan tan so.
My criteria; the bae must have "yewande" in her moniker, please tell me if you fit in. By the way, the op can do nothing, orire o sin be!

[quote author=Yewandequeen]
this your moniker is sweet to my ear. Am also searching, criteria coming soon but am sure you'll fit in perfectly.

christopher123:


A whole lot nna, the question is
IBU onye igbo ka obu onye Yoruba ?

Za m

o onye Igbo kam bu, but mma'm bu Yoruba. Don't get wrong, am proud of both heritage, but I refer to myself as an Igbo man.

christopher123:


Such a pity

What is pitiable there biko?

@ op, I didnt read through your espistle but seriously, Yoruba boys sucks at relationships. Just as someone says, they are not romantic (telling you this from experience, stayed with Yorubas for a long time and am partly one; from my mommas side). They are also not adventurious; 90% of my Yoruba friends don't believe in giving a lady heads and performing some stunts in the inner chamber apart from the status quo. The ones you see the ladies dying for are the ones that are exposed, especially to other tribes and sometimes, the rich ones.
But am still proud of my Yoruba blood, because no be any Yoruba girl go date Igbo guy; so I do tell them am Olaitan instead of the Chukwudi I normally use.

"ato ile ni o ni". Are you pissing pissing on the 'coush'

I only follow my dude to see his bae when his bae is appearing with her friend! Man cannot live by standing on the wall na

Snitch man! Why?
*In Lucious Lyon's voice*
Cause you're nothing but a snitch bìtch, snitching äss bìtch, you are; snitch bìtch, snitching äss bìtch.
And you know it, and you know it, and I know it, you know I know it!

Now what really baffled and intrigued me in this scenario was the secrecy shrouding the whole mistery, almost nobody knows about how it all went down if not for close family members who Essy falls among for being able to give me the A to Z of it all.
I really respected Mama for being matured and not causing a scene to be acted out to the whole public. She really kept her cool and saved the family name from being rubbish. (we know Nigerians now and their bad mouth)
To Mom, she no try sha, but she's a go getter which I really do admire. As long as she's married, who gives a fvck
As for Essy, hmmm, to me, she eff up o. My principle is family before any shyt. If I tell una wetin dey go down within my extended family, una go open mouth. So I don't see why someone should be washing their dirty underwears publicly especially when its not to total strangers like NL.
Maybe its because of what we had (thats why I mentioned that I chyked her; Essy) or she felt am close to their family but either way I think its fvcked up when yot do such.
Espitle is finished, but that will not deter me for requesting for a return leg between me and Essy (which I already did, and according to her, application is pending because she has a boyfriend; who cares)
If the return leg get cancelled because of failure of apperance from the away team or be it sucessful, whether home win, away win or draw, is left for you to imagine, cause FREE doesn't kiss and tell. (E fit be say na wash sha)

When news of a marriage proposal being set on the table, that's when gists stay coming out.
First of all, it was about Soldier allegedly having a wife (which later turned out false), secondly, Mom has been into two different marriages with a kid in each failed marriage. A son in the first marriage which is roughly my age mate and Mama being being the product of the second marriage. Then thirdly, the most circulated and somewhat moral upright in our Nigerian culture news; is the age different news. Mom really did give Soldier a well noticed age gap. In my own calculation, in might be in the range of 8 to 10 years.
But all this did not deterred the couples-to-be, tongues wagged, amebo was carried out, shots were fired, but the marriage took place and they got married and Mom relocated with Soldier to the barracks to live happily ever after (whatever that means in their case is their own cup of tea).
But una never hear the gist o, wetin really happened o.
Yesterday being Sunday. I came across Essy looking posch and tushed up and I start reminscing 3 years back and start day dreaming how it would be now, we got talking (while walking) and fortunately or unfortunately came across Mama, greet her and was on our when Essy start vomiting without me putting my fingers down her throat.
According to her, Soldier was Mama's boyfriend, she unfortunately introduced him to her mom and voila, like magic abi na like PDP and APC, power changed hand and Mom took over. Also according to her (Essy) still o, Mama almost cried her eyes out on the wedding day (course Essy was the one plaiting her), cursing that it was her that was supposed to get married to Soldier not her mom. Reluctantly when to the wedding and refused the invitation of staying in her mom's matrimonial home, instead she's still staying at her mom's family house.
Abeg make I go come, come give una conclusion.