Op, this thing dry up to the point if you move am go joke section, e no go hit.
By the way leave my sisters them make them enjoy life, na person wey chop belle-full dey hustle them. Thats why I dey manage with the non-Igbo girls I can find.
~winks~

If she smells of different perfume from hers. Never took note of this, till me and one of my course mate did the "deed" before heading for lectures, (quickie sha). I sprayed my perfume, and decide to help her smell "nice" also, na so bae provoke, say her friends go notice shey she dey smell different, and the ones wey smart go decode say na my scent.
Na so I park jejely oo, come dey think of the "others" wey dey bath with my perfumes, e even get some set of girls wey if them alert me say them dey come, I dey hide my perfs!

Like seriously?! When op go get sense biko Ihe a ne yem nsogbu, ezigbo nsogbu!

Stupedinluv:

Did I over-stepped any boundary?

mamagee3:
Do I look like a witch?

Bae, you know I love you. This is not the first time I've been saying this, infact lemme say it again, I love you. But to say the truth, you do not look like a witch..........YOU ARE A WITCH!!!

SpicyJosBabe:
Beauty

I did PMed you, there are some personal questions I do wish to ask you. I'll be honoured if you reply.
Thanks in anticipation.

mamagee3:
My boyfriend just told me he was thinking about me at work and that's why he couldn't concentrate and hence led to him losing his job.

Is it even possible? Or is he just trying to flatter me just because he wants us to makeup.

Like seriously, you have/had a boyfriend? Like, am very serious o!!!

amokeme:

Exactly.... let's just all hope we find someone we deserve.
Actually, I don't buy into the equality theory..
I feel gender equality and equal rights for both genders are two different things. But the advocates for "gender equality" are mixing these two wrongly. And they are always using abuse as a case study, which in my opinion should be fought separately if atall we want to eradicate abuse of the female gender.
And when it comes to abuse, anybody can be abused(it's a very broad word ) men, women, children... anybody atall.

Even the Devil can be abused!

Hmmm, this long page and no one from Aguata, Umuchu? Odikwa serious o!

May 8th things. Where's obiorathesubtle biko, I know say na me and you be the only 8 for nl

hmmm, your ordeal is special.
I attend one of the best and prestigious university (as them say oo) in the middle belt, and if my memory serves me right, not a week goes by that I don't wear my red shirt and black pant (coperate style) cause those are my favourite colours.
I have never been harrassed for once neither as any every approach me for an invite (mind you, am not a cultist). Maybe, cultist no dey my school or maybe non dey fly that colours.

Adonis3:
OP no lie

Who u see for dream??
#Adonis3HasSopken

lol, na my babe "icym241" I sée o

vicstar:
I want seun to put me on payroll for every comment I make

lol, you correct! Its "Wants Season"!
#wantsseason

bolt000:
Ah! Igbo boy.. Na u dey write yoruba like this? Hmmm

Its just one of the advantages of having parents from both ethnic groups. ;-)

Eebrahym:
oya your account details please

Check below, which one you want.

falconey:
ok

you wan ask for account number ni? Which one you want, Diamond, GTB, UBA, First, USA, abi Swiss? Just know God will bless you as you are contemplating which to collect.

grad2012:
Early morning vexing kilode

Awon people yi fe fi ibere oshi ba aro eyan je ni.

I want a girlfriend, I want a sex partner, I want a sugar mummy/daddy, I want your advice, I want this, I want that. This are all wants I've noticed nairalanders do table.
I don tire for all this "wants" from peeps for NL, most of these things are stuffs you can find if only you can leave the comfort of your phone and go out there in the real world.
But since its the "wanting season", here's what I; free101, want.
Just be sending me money into my bank accounts with no strings attached, no need for advice, job, help, girlfriend, sugarmummy, hangouts hommies e.t.c. Just the money only, as the Igbo boy I am.
Potential money senders, bikonu, merem pm oburu icho can send account number'm *winks*

Lovelynature:
That's great! Keep it up bro!

And don't forget to post your pictures when you are finally engaged

or am I taking it far?

Na, you are not taking it far. If God wish, our engagement photo will grace NL someday.

Lovelynature:
Good to know Nairalanders can comfortably date. This write up clear the question I posted few days ago. Op I wish you and your bae a great and enviable relationship.

Hope she loves you same way? From your write up, I can see you truly love her

thanks dear, i know my bbae do love me, sometimes even more than i love myself

cruzita:
love !!!love!!! see what you have done to our brother

lol, love has only made me more happy and satisfied.,

Maxi112:
mumu people... op u think I don't no u are the ownership of both moniker...

go ask airforce1 where this type of thing done led am to.... then u go no say u be learne

internet LOVE...........LOLZZZ

you think this is the case
Lol, sha bro you are entitled to your opinion, thats what makes us human beings

Roseey0:
How old are u both?
Don't disappear wen this bridge crash.

am old enough that i fend for myself and shes old enough that shes an independent woman, now please do the math.

icym241:


go si'don who send you aproko i been don the suspect say na you be my bad belle now i know better

calm down bae, she cant change my mind with her words

Jadekitana:
I just dey laugh

abeg wetin dey make you laugh biko?

kilode100:



She will emasculate and break your heart.. Let her go... No man/woman is worth it.

Trust me, I know!..

Miss, you know but I know better!
Maybe you do think am a silly teenager infatuated with the girl next door. Please think again cause I've seen my own shares of ups and downs, heartbreaks and relationshipsssssssssssssssssss.
Thanks for the advice, at the same time, no thanks.

kilode100:


This one is lost o.. Chai..

lol, if its with her am lost, no p

iamLeo:
I think luv only exist in books nd movies. My opinion tho.... Nice writeup all together

bro there was a time i was like you, but this lady came into my life and changed everything. She's special in her own kind of way

icym241:
like seriously am blushing and same time scared. your words are touching.if you can write this for millions of people to see,then am promising you before this same people to stick by you never to cheat,to use this words as my back bone till eternity.love you much chuks(free101)

thnaksd bae, for your soothing words. I just want you to know I've got your back now and always and would never blow away this chance with you.
By the way, dont be scared, i belong to you