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His legs looking bleak like Buhari's and Omo-Agege's political careers.

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Fall and faint

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Even Ojukwu run away
Na dis gutless people want cessation?

No guts, no glory.

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He is lucky he died a hero.

No such joy like for someone to die and be announced on social media.

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Its a lie.







They bought another one

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I can't wait for he election to come.

In our area, the polling unit is simply the best. We have top APC chieftains in dat zone.

All they do is hand over 1000 naira note to whoever would cast his/her vote for APC.

I used the last one for two short times in a very great brothel in Zamfara; lithered with foreign Buzu girls. I can't wait for 2019.
Don't tell me, I know my village people are doing me.

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I shall never give any girl head.

A place where they urinate from...yuck!

If I were the lecturer, I would have given that girl a stool.

But come to think of it, I don't like girls with straight faces and big eyes, their holes are usually so wide and deep. I end up strolling in and out with my 4inch pen**.
I rather be an Apostle Suleiman with Otobo and Daniella than to be this lecturer with this ugly student.

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The Hausa people are the laziest in the world.
The women don't work.
The men hardly can perform for more than 2minutes...it is a known fact.
All the lazy guys do is hawk 'maganin Burantashi'
Cus all the Hausa man wants to do is to have sex with minors.
They are all ghost workers.

Now I know where and why the president drew his conclusion.

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Bimbo Akintola, the hot tempered prostitute.

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Reminds me of the day I broke my ex's hymen.

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They took the best decisions in their lives.

They know dat when they return, they would be given jux #36,000 by this administration.

They can get that as tips in the streets of Sydney every day.
Reminds me of what some east African athletes did in London Olympics.

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The president said the obvious truth.

Nigerians are lazy.

Take it or leave it.

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The frog and the duck reunion...that's what I tag this animal reunion in the animal kingdom with representatives of the zoo in a ZOO-enophobic country.


Lord, I commit dis zoo into ur hands.

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Nigeria is indeed a shithole country.
A zoo

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So far as its the Hausa's dat are been majorly killed, I feel so glad.

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It is well

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This one steals anything.

From stealing the shows at the beginning of her career to stealing properties and pictures and peoples boyfriends and sugardaddy at the latter stage of her dying/dead career/prostitution

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How should I fuccck a prostitute when I can easily get it cheap and delicious from these delsu girls.

All I need to do is to lie to dem dat my uncle is the MIS chief and their results would be sorted outside departments.

I ve enjoyed countless girls from Abraka and currently, most of dem have been rusticated and withdrawn.

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This is not his daughter.

The wife used to be a cooperate olosho.

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Buhari is suppose to be in the Elderly peoples Home or with his cows.

We must sens him there next year.

Its our collective responsibility.

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They earn so little.

They look so rich.

They have an obligation to please the society.

They end up borrowing to sustain their fake lifestyle.

They go bankrupt.

They spend all their lives pleasing the society that they fail to save.

They fall ill and they come online to ask for funds and open 'gofundme' accounts.

The society donates to them and they are now healed.

They become motivational speakers.

They eventually die poor, with no investment... Having lived their lives to please the society.


**LIVE OF A NIGERIAN CELEBRITY**

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Let the police first recover their dirty image.

Make he use am produce tunes for NTA programmes

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Yoruba award

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Useless police

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She nor fine

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Op in not understanding the exposure o

U mean like this?
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James 1:27

“Pure religion and undefiled before God and the Father is this, To visit the fatherless and widows in their affliction...”

Daddy Freeze, you are a great man. You are far better than all these yahoo pastors.

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The president is a very intelligent man.

As a herdsman, he is a very smart man.

But since the amalgamation, the worst thing that has happened to Nigeria is the election of Buhari and his APC blood-sucking vampires.

Charly boy and Denrele would do better as President and Vice. Bobrisky as SSG.

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This guy is dreaming inside a dream that would never wake up from its dream.