hornipipe: Redirect your sermon to those who happen to be interested ok?

Which kind beef be dis one sef? If you no like wetin u see, close eye, close mouth, waka pass!! LOL

ITbomb:
The truth is one-sided
If the girl is for only punny, then all strategy must be employed even at your detriment. The end justifies the means however if you want a relationship then it is best to be straightforward from the beginning.
#NOTFOREVERYONE

I concur!!

kiyosaki1:
THE RICHEST OWNERS OF EXCLUSIVE ONE HYDE PARK

Rinat Akhmetov, Ukraine's richest man - estimated worth £143.8m

Folorunsho Alakija, Nigerian oil tycoon - estimated worth £81.9m

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Irina and Viktor Kharitonin, Russian pharmaceuticals, - estimated worth £33.1m

Professor Wong Wen Young, Taiwanese entrepreneur - estimated worth £29.1m

Whao! Money and vanity!! The rich getting richer and the poor getting poorer~~~

sexybash: do you reside in abuja then PM me there is vacancy for Store keeper/Office Admin Assistant (male to be pricised) in My Company or if you know any one who can fill the position should apply
Thanks

She should apply for the position. I hope the pay will be enough to pay her bills...

godonz.oki:
@ OP, ARE U GAY? Can't U c ur profile states dat U r a male?

I was thinking about that initially, but now I have just realized that this dude copied and pasted this story from somewhere without even editing any Ts or Is. Viewing this post from a PC will show the difference. His is a thin column of text which commonly happens when you copy and paste text paragraphs using a mobile phone. mtchewww...I wasted my time sef.....

digitalgeorgy: When a man gets an erection, the blood flows from the head above the neck down to the head found inbetween his legs. Dont mind us, its nt our fault. If d brain loses much blood to the head below, it wont think correctly.

LOLZ...You are totally alone on this one oo...Self control...Self control... LOLZZZ

I can't remember the last time I drank Sachet water and dispose the sachet carelessly on the road or anywhere else. Even before sachet water became a Nigerian phenomenon, I have already inculcated a very good habit of proper disposal of waste, thanks to a good family upbringing. I have, on many ocassions, carried empty sachets in my pocket until I found a disposal bin, or worse I took them home to disposed of them properly.

190:

thats her name oh, I was the first to understand what her name meant anywayz

ATM cash machine!!
shes one of the girls been discussed
she and another one called vanneni,yield and dyt

Welcome to my world @ATMC & @vanneni et al...I need such galz...LOLZ...Na Lagos we dey! At the end of the day, I go outsmart them wella...I trust my flows...

190:

Nna mehn all these ibo boys sef
are u saying that you now expect a NIGERIAN GIRL FOR THAT MATTER
to reply you and say Nna mehn i understand the 1500 wont be enough for us to eat
let me order water and u expect her to part her legs open for you
bro you are sitting on nails cos you go OLD TEY if na that one u dey find

u underestimate nigerian girls na there you go hear say OK let me order rice with beef and water
you can drink water or if change remain drink farouz

That is exactly the kind of position I want to put her. If she no respond well, I go take am go the restaurant. Spend the money on her, later I go take the share of my cake from her. And it ends there!!

My advice was for gals who are seeking for sincerely relationships that has a high probability of resulting in marriage (which is always the ultimate dream of most laides). Don't be selfish! Learn to understand the situation or conditions of your BF. As a matter of fact, most guys use this trick to test for selfish ladies....

ATMC: FROZEN!

@This your name sef. At first I though it was ATM LOLZZ...You have to wake up from your frozen state ooo...Sincerely, have any man misbehave in presense before. As in taking you to a restaurant and drinking man while you eat all the goodies! LOL

hornipipe: Most of them here with 2-3 paragraphs descriptive essays are obviously the victims as in the real mugus, one example is that 190 of a guy, very big mugu

Well that's not necessarily true. I remember the val day of 2011. I was in owerri then. That evening I went out with 2 gal friends and 1 boy friend of mine. I sponsored all the bills that day. If I was going there as a mugu, I would jst buy things for the gals and then claim that I don't feel like eating. We all eat to our fill. That's the kind of men ladies respect. Grow up guys!!!

I don't believe in mediocrity and inferiority! My advise is very simple, if you are a guy and you have just 1500 to flex your chic. And you know that the money cannot cover the bills of both of you at a restaurant, simply open up to your gal. Truth, sincerity, and honesty is the seal of a relationship. Tell the girl "Nna mehn, my pocket no reach oo!!, I get only 1500 here, walahi. How e go be?" Then if the gal wants to continue with the idea of going to ,say, Mr. Biggs, then she must be ready to share the 1500 with you.

It makes no sense for a guy to sit down like a dummy and watch the lady eating all the food while he claims that he's ok with N100 worth of bottle water..mtcheewww..

Kgdavid: lol sorry to hear your story o but yu really dont sound like yur in any form of trouble...life goes on!

Hello @kgdavid. Re-read your above comment and think about it properly. How can you say she's not in trouble? Do you know that if this situation is not handled properly, it could lead to a broken marriage, estranged family members, and a homeless youth corps member??

Hello Godsun,
Your story is very unfortunate and I sincerely sympathise with you. It is even more complicated because it involves your relation and you are at the same time in need of his help. However, I will advise that you weigh the situation carefully. Do you want to continue staying with him (and tolerate all the abuses he will rain on you) or do you want to brace up to the challenge of maintaining your sanctity and integrity and move out of his house.

Definitely, one of the problems you will face if you leave his house is the challenge of accomodation (esp. in a place live Abuja). But I believe that God will find a way for you. I'm sure that by now, you would have made some friends over there in Abuja. You could talk to them and see if they can help you out.

Alternatively, you could find a way of sitting your cousin down and having a serious conversation with him regarding the matter. Please, let me advise that no matter what happens, try to handle the situation with care. Do not be the person that will come in between your cousin and his wife.

Cheers.

I wish all you guys posted to Akwa Ibom a safe trip and a wonderful service year. Welcome to the land of fulfilment. Welcome to the land of my birth. Akwa Ibom Ayaya! Akwa Ibom ado OK. Emem edi uforo