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Politics / Re: Prophet Ikuru's Message To Wike, Fubara by fuke(m): 10:12am On Jan 06
LikeAking:
Rubbish!



Babanla rubbish.
Sports / Re: Sebastian Broderick Is Dead by fuke(m): 9:28am On Jan 04
Sebestian Broderick broke my heart in the 1972 replayed
Challenge Cup final in Ibadan, the first leg in Lagos
having ended in pandemonium.

Ikedi and another player had scored early, only for Olayiwola to level up for
Mighty Jets in a team parading mercurial Garuba Okoye and lanky defender
Ismala Mabo not forgetting the rock, Victor Oduah, no 5 for Bendel Insurance.

Then the free kick to be taken by Broderick who was known for his deceptive curved freekicks.

The stadium was like a graveard as the stocky Sebestian set the ball down.

Off went the ball to the left of goalkeeper Lawandi only for the ball to swerve
back and wham in the net.

Adiue Sebestian.

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Politics / Re: FG Vs Nnamdi Kanu: Traditional Rulers, Lawyers In Court by fuke(m): 12:49pm On Dec 15, 2023
Austindark:
I may not like all his Uterances and Actions, but NNAMDI KANU saw the future clearly and forewarned all of us. Only that tribalism and chauvinism blinded us to glaring Facts.

He will make a good Prophet.

Which prophet?
We had what he is now fighting for
his progenitors scuttled it.
Ironsi and Nwanbueze.
kanu, so pe, o ti lo.

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Sports / Re: Victor Osimhen Is Now Bigger Than JJ Okocha After CAF Awards — Nigerian Journali by fuke(m): 12:45pm On Dec 15, 2023
Stop this nonsense.
Meanwhile. Buy your Nigerian Hamper.

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Health / Re: 19-yr-old Dies Of Drug Overdose During Intercourse With A Lady In Delta (photos) by fuke(m): 5:18pm On Dec 07, 2023
Drug no good.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: House Of Hamas Leader, Yahya Sinwar Surrounded By Isreali Forces by fuke(m): 8:51am On Dec 07, 2023
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Politics / Re: Supreme Court Imposes N40m Fine On Mike Ozekhome Over Frivolous Suit by fuke(m): 3:29pm On Dec 05, 2023
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Plans To Flood Gaza Tunnels With Seawater – Report by fuke(m): 3:13pm On Dec 05, 2023
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Education / Re: ATBU Shuts Down Campus, Calls Protesting Students Miscreants by fuke(m): 8:43am On Dec 05, 2023
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Travel / Re: ₦250k Fare: Lagos To Anambra/Asaba Flight Almost Empty (Video) by fuke(m): 9:22pm On Dec 04, 2023
humilitypays:
Honestly APC destroyed Nigeria in just 8 years.


Flight that use to be NGN15,000 is now going for NGN280,000 and no more booking ahead like 2 months ahead to save cost, all thanks to APC destructive economic policies.


Don't blame the airlines alone, it is as a result of Jet A fuel price hike all thanks to NNPC and dollar instability all thanks to CBN that is making local airfare to be this high.


Airlines pay their key staffs who are mostly foreigners in USD, they buy spare parts and go for C check in USD, so USD to Naira rate hike is also affecting them, so blame the useless APC government

You guys just dump blame.
London to Sydney in Australia is over 21-hour flight and
costs the same as London to Lagos, a flight of slightly over 6 hours.
Have you asked yourself why?
They just like milking us.

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Sports / Re: Picture Of Julius Aghahowa As He Turns 41 by fuke(m): 6:06pm On Dec 04, 2023
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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Of 3 Months Is Cheating. by fuke(m): 5:58pm On Dec 04, 2023
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Crime / Re: Arrested Upper Iweka Touts Forced To Sing Soludo Praise While In Rehab Center by fuke(m): 3:33pm On Dec 04, 2023
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Wolverhampton (2 - 1) On 2nd December 2023 by fuke(m): 6:48pm On Dec 02, 2023
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Family / Re: Should I Have Collected The Bread From Her Mother? by fuke(m): 4:20pm On Nov 20, 2023
PuZZyNegro:
I traveled from Lagos to Port Harcourt to see my future in laws family. My girl wasn't around as she's still in Lagos schooling.

I went there with a family member and got them some items like shortcake biscuits and juice.

They offered us food and we ate. After the meeting and normal questioning, we were set to go when surprisingly, this people brought out two loaves of bread and gave us. I told them that the food we ate was enough, that we don't need the bread.

We haven't even gone far when my girl started texting me on WhatsApp angrily asking me why I rejected her mother's gift. That she gave it out of love, this and that.

I told her that bread is the wrongest gift the mother could give me. I am supposed to buy them bread and not the one way round. I intentionally refused to buy bread for them because I assumed bread is an everyday food that people buy and eat, so I decided to go with the package biscuits instead and here they are offering me bread.

If it were something produced locally by them like coconut or something, I can understand but bread?

Please, did I do anything wrong rejecting the bread?

Your biscuit was the worst gift a son-in-law could give.
You young ones are losing cultural values.

In that part of Nigeria, a bottle of whisky and juice will do.
If they don't drink Wisky, other family members will.

Rejecting their gift of bread was a big insult.

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Politics / Re: NLC, TUC Suspend Strike by fuke(m): 3:23pm On Nov 16, 2023
seunlayi:


Am happy this strike ended in just 2 days but it's a clear warning that labour can still bite but am sure the next strike won't be from organised labour, it will be directly started by the masses when they will troop out to protest untold hardships brought on them by govt policies. This is a kind of strike that Mr A won't need to mobilise Mr B or send letter to Mr C, it's going to be a strike were Mr. A,B and C will just find themselves on the street at same time protesting against govt policies. Tinubu and his long train of Assistants should wake up now to make Nigeria better or at least, return it the way they met it just 5 months ago.




30k Geng, please free me, I no dey read quotes

IPOB
Politics / Re: APC Supporter Begs Peter Obi To Contribute His Ideas To Tinubu Administration by fuke(m): 3:14pm On Nov 16, 2023
Surprising obedients cannt see this as a disparaging satire.
Obi has nothing to offer except nzobu Nzobu.
Education / Re: Why I Burnt My WAEC, University, NYSC Original Certificates – Olutimain Ilenre by fuke(m): 3:23pm On Nov 14, 2023
tete7000:


You are definitely totally uninformed. You spew those lies from the depth of your ignorance.

Who studies during nysc. Just listen to yourself.

He has problems with grammar.
Sure, he will not pass an aptitude test with a reputable company.

He was trying to say that the Igbos produce more graduates in professions like law, medicine, engineering, etc.
But he is daft and boastful. That is how they are: fake statistics.

If the Igbos produce more doctors than the Yorubas any year, I will bend.

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Education / Re: Why I Burnt My WAEC, University, NYSC Original Certificates – Olutimain Ilenre by fuke(m): 3:10pm On Nov 14, 2023
This boy wins the most stupid person award.
But I guess he did it to gain publicity and entice sympathy.
sympathy he wont get, because those who would have helped
him would see him as dumb.

He went to private university, probably because he could not get
admission into a federal university.

He just showed his dumbness.

Whoever told him his degree is for salaried jobs
Politics / Re: Opposition Lawmakers Reject Imo Guber Result by fuke(m): 7:41am On Nov 14, 2023
JOemmy:
Only idiots will actually believe uzodima really won all 27 LGAs in imo where has that ever happened in nigeria? Uzodima don't even know how to rig elections even a baby knows that what inec announced are all manipulated figures.

Don't say what you don't know.
Fayose once cleared all 16 states in Ekiti.

And to unseat a serving governor, for that matter.
Webmasters / Problem With Uploading To KDP by fuke(m): 8:39am On Nov 02, 2023
I have this puzzle book done with canva Size 8.5 x 8.5.
It has been returning errors when I tried to upload.
Apparently, the pictures are off-limits.

Is anybody here who can help?
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Politics / Re: Ohanaeze Ndigbo Seeks Amnesty For South-east 'unknown Gunmen' by fuke(m): 1:06pm On Oct 20, 2023
TemplarLandry:
Laughable.

Ridiculous
Business / Re: How Much Is BUA Cement In Your Area? by fuke(m): 10:53am On Oct 20, 2023
Bullet01:
BUA don scam us. No price reduction anywhere. It's 5,500 here.

I think that news was fake.

Not fake I watched the man say it with his mouth after meeting with the president.
Politics / Re: Atiku Ready To Speak As Pressure Mounts On Tinubu Over Chicago Saga by fuke(m): 8:41am On Oct 05, 2023
Racoon:
Meanwhile, some organisations and individuals, especially critics have called for the resignation of the president over the saga.

The Human Rights Writers Association of Nigeria (HURIWA) called on the Supreme Court to disqualify Tinubu or compel him to resign over alleged identity theft and certificate forgery.

Nationa coordinator Emmanuel Onwubiko.
IPOB ESN UNKNOWN GUNMEN
Politics / Re: Photo: Transcript Of Bola Tinubu From Chicago State University by fuke(m): 6:17pm On Sep 15, 2023
IfnobeGod20:

The problem of some of you is that you're too low in IQ. Nobody says Tinubu didn't graduate from CSU and that is the fact. Atiku neither Obi ever say Tinubu didn't graduate, their grouse is the inconsistencies in his record. Taking for example, the same transcript you people are circulating is also filled with error. Tinubu claimed his date of birth is 1952 but go and check the date of birth in that transcript, 1954. If he has submitted this transcript as part of his documents to INEC and people raise flag about it, same you people will be shouting shamelessly but ignorance is not an excuse in the court of law. You cannot filled your date of birth to be 1952 and your certificate will read another thing. Tinubu wasn't consistent in his record and that is why it seems is crook and dubious and in a real sense, it is only dubious people that uses double identities. So learn when intelligent people comment or talk, everything is not by gragra. That is the inconsistency his political opponents are fighting and not because he didn't attend or attend.

You guys are foolish and inconsistent.
You said he did not attend a university.
You were asking for his mates
one came out you said na lie.
Now his graduation is confirmed, you are talikung another thing.

You go wait tire.
Family / Re: Over 25% Of Tested Men In Nigeria Aren’t Biological Fathers – DNA Report by fuke(m): 1:48pm On Sep 14, 2023
The percenage will be higher especially first borns.

it is possible to live till 90s and over.
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Celebrities / Re: Mohbad: God, Abeg Oo, Make I No Die, Make Them Dey Promote My Music - Portable by fuke(m): 1:46pm On Sep 14, 2023
They killed that boy because they couldnot compete with him.

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Sports / Re: Best 100 Players In History' Named – And Fans Absolutely Lose Their Minds by fuke(m): 1:44pm On Sep 14, 2023
Any fan who puts Anybody before Pele is not serious.

take your health seriously.
Watch this video
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Politics / Re: APC Leaders, Pro-Tinubu Groups Jubilate by fuke(m): 10:33am On Sep 07, 2023
Victory after sweat.
Have you watched thsis video.?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VDtCLEAaig&t=14s
Politics / Re: Moment Tribunal Affirmed Bola Tinubu As Nigeria's Duly Elected President (Video) by fuke(m): 9:45am On Sep 07, 2023
turmacs:
This country is doomed.

Which doom because it did ot go your way.
We are in for greater heights.

Cure practically all diseases.
Watch
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Politics / Re: If We’re Not Careful, Our Electoral Jurisprudence Will Vanish - Obi's Lawyer by fuke(m): 9:43am On Sep 07, 2023
court proceeding take weeks but judgement is nly one day.
The court reserves the right to determine how proceedings are held.

Its your right and money to proceed to supreme cout , we are sure
when floored again you will say they are bought.

When it favors you as in \osun and \bayelsa, Judiciary is great.

Meanwhile, find out how to live into 90s.
watch
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