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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Interview: Who Is With Me. Are They Genuine? by funkyglitz: 7:52am On Oct 17, 2015 |
Got the invite but mine says affiliate marketer on Monday |
Family / Re: Nigerian Man Forced To Marry Dead Woman In Ebonyi - Despicable by funkyglitz: 2:37pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
I was opportuned to serve there and Ebonyians dey beef themselves,there is this segregation and hatred among themselves ad their culture plenty as for co habiting with a man is jxt lyk a norm for them and civilisation is so backward |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Advice Pls:continue With His Small Business Or Take The New Job by funkyglitz: 4:37pm On Oct 10, 2015 |
He can actually do both depending on the nature of the "small business" as u said,employ mabi an ssce holder or luk 4 sm1 dat can manage d bizness ad start d oda job ad also do random check up frm tym 2 tym...jxt my opinion 1 Like 1 Share |
NYSC / Re: Top 15 Best States For NYSC In Nigeria| Highest Paying States by funkyglitz: 8:35pm On Oct 09, 2015 |
I disagree with ur list oooo first and foremost d salary scheme differs for normal graduates and health inclined graduates ad Ebonyi state is d highest paid for medical doctors and other health related courses 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Hotel Receptionist For #10,000 by funkyglitz: 4:26pm On Oct 09, 2015 |
My dear 4get d pay and manage cos u won't remain there 4eva first it will ad 2 ur cv,also no point bein idle stayin @ home plus plenty exposure....u dnt knw who might hlp u ooooo |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Plzzz Have Anyone Heard Of This Coy Onnetworth by funkyglitz: 10:48am On Oct 08, 2015 |
Not goin cos I kald the numba and d guy said der r in2 consultancy ad a whole lot of stuffs dat doesn't seem interesting to me bsides am in ph ad dnt want to waste my moni ad also dunno anybody in warri |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Awkward Job Interview Question:what Is The Best Answer For This by funkyglitz: 5:54pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
For me I tink it depends on the type of job and the responsibility if its an oil company and includes offshore wateva I wil prefer 2 be a fish...lolzzzzzz 1 Like 1 Share |
Romance / Story That Touches The Heart by funkyglitz: 5:33am On Oct 06, 2015 |
This is a real story of a young Ex-Unilag girl who passed away last month. Her name is Lola. She was hit by a car at Oyingbo on her way to work at Apapa. She was working with MTN. She had a boy friend named Emeka, a banker who was recently transferred to Abuja. Both of them were true lovers. She spent half of the day and most night talking with Emeka on her phone. Lola's family knew about their relationship. Emeka was very close to Lola's family in spite of the tribal differences. (just imagine their love.) Before she passed away at LUTH, she told her friends:"If I pass away, please bury me with my cell phone"She also said the same thing to her parents. After her death at LUTH, the attendants couldn't carry her body to the mortuary. A lot of them tried to do so but couldn't. So they went to call a priest in church who had the gift of communicating with the dead. He sprinkled some salt and water on the body and started speaking to himself slowly. After a few minutes, he said:"this girl is missing something". Then her friends told them about her intention to be buried with her phone. They asked them to bring a coffin, and then they opened it and placed her phone inside the casket. After that, they tried to carry the body which could now be moved and they carried it away easily. Everyone was shocked. A day later which was Lola's birthday, Emeka came to their house with gifts but was so shocked to receive the news. He couldn't believe because he still spoke with Lola the previous day, He then tried calling her phone again in their presence and behold! It rang and Lola picked it and they were chatting. They called the priest to come and intervene and when he came and prayed for 5 hours,It was revealed that MTN is everywhere you go. Chill! Don't insult me yet, because I'm also looking for the ediot that composed this......lolz. But u like gist sha! See how u concentrated on this.... |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Plzzz Have Anyone Heard Of This Coy Onnetworth by funkyglitz: 7:01pm On Oct 05, 2015 |
Ok tnx |
Jobs/Vacancies / Plzzz Have Anyone Heard Of This Coy Onnetworth by funkyglitz: 7:59am On Oct 05, 2015 |
Sequel to your job application,you have been shortlisted for an interview on the 9th of october 2015 by 11am @ kitchen 203 warri sapele road(kitchen masters)opp Oando filling station near Hausa quarter Warri |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Makes You Different From Other Applicants? by funkyglitz: 7:07am On Oct 05, 2015 |
Am not here to argue with u but just my simple candid opinion cos I hv bin in dat position before and all am tryin to say is that wat u described as having done as a quality assurance is not wat the job entails ad am definitely sure u hvnt done dat role anyways lyk I said "is just my opinion" and finally your answers to a question all comes down to the interviewers ,for instance I went 4 an interview ad was asked abt salary pay,ad goin 2ru dis job interview question,I tld dem 2 pay acc 2 der salary structure and the nxt guy dat went was like he stated sm amt, so I didn't mk it den in anoda interview I was asked d same tin,this time I arnd I told dem I would reli lyk 2 earn more dan my last salary...d guy was impressed he was like am the only one that said smth dat odas refuse statin amt...so just stick 2 ur gut durin interviews it hlps |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Makes You Different From Other Applicants? by funkyglitz: 11:18pm On Oct 04, 2015 |
Nice one but just note you can't use a word to describe the same word for instance on ur quality assurance example you said something like you were able to maintain the "quality" of 3 softwares |
Nairaland / General / Re: Top Five Most Humble Nairalanders by funkyglitz: 8:44pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
Omo I remove cap 4 una....as many as pips full 4 dis NL u guys can actuali pinpoint d humble ones including those that view without commenting in a forum or its jxt based on active participation #jxt askin #kinda of new hia |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: A Friend In A Fix. To Take The New Bank Job Or Not? by funkyglitz: 7:55pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
U have alredi decided wat u want 2 do and secondly if u knew u we're comfortable wif d IT firm y apply 4 d bank job disposing sm1 else of that job opportunity |
Culture / Re: Some Nigerian Ethnic Groups And Their Dressing Styles (pictures) by funkyglitz: 7:46pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
Ndi igbo kwenu! Kwenu!! Kwezuonu ooooooooooooooooo proudly igbo#nwa afo# 2 Likes |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Funny C.v Written By A Lady Looking For A Job In A Big Company by funkyglitz: 10:33am On Oct 03, 2015 |
Plenty certification and some are not necessary 2 Likes |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Final Free Dragnet GSE Past Questions And Answers ( Old And New Package) by funkyglitz: 7:33am On Oct 03, 2015 |
Pls snd to funkyglitz@gmx.com |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Human Resource Manager Needed by funkyglitz: 7:22am On Oct 03, 2015 |
Dude mabi u didn't read well or didn't undastnd d english "per annum" meaning per year divide d salary by 12 u can get d actual monthly pay which is about 100k |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: QUESTIONS: GMAT,JOB APTITUDE TEST,GOVERNMENT JOB TEST &(5) COVER LETTER SAMPLES by funkyglitz: 7:01am On Oct 03, 2015 |
Urgently in need of the gmat question...pls hlp @ funkyglitz@gmx.com |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Wintays Group by funkyglitz: 6:22am On Oct 03, 2015 |
Got the invite as well....which position did you apply for? |
Family / Re: Would You Buy This For Your 14 Year Old Son/daughter? by funkyglitz: 7:28pm On Sep 30, 2015 |
Evn doe I dey pluck d moni 4m tree 4 my backyard...my pikin go maintain lst position 2rout his/her life 4 mi 2 waste dat kin moni on a 14yrs old child 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Expirence And Advice by funkyglitz: 6:38am On Sep 30, 2015 |
Hmmmmmm felt sorry 4 her o buh babes of nowadays dey go lyk marry because der frnds don marry or wateva reason dey hv of jumpin in2 marriage ad aftawards dey start lamentin... Cn u imagine? She wz beta off cos wz skulin b4 she got married ad now she is tinkin sucide...anyways marriage get as e be ad 2 al d single ladies out der# look b4 u leap# |
Romance / Re: LADIES! What Job Or Profession Of A Man Can Make You Not Date Or Marry Him?? by funkyglitz: 8:21pm On Sep 29, 2015 |
Sm grls don dey form cos say na NL mk one yankee guy cm now u go see as mouth go change...dis dais na yankee tins dey reign 4 babes 4 my area weda na ghana or cotonu wey dem knw say der bobo dey outside wif efizy weda na common cleaner or drug pusher na u sabi o dey go jxt tag u" hater". Al d same na mata of choice one man food na anoda man poison 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 180k Job Offer (fresh Graduate) Or Paid Master Degree In Canada By Parent? by funkyglitz: 6:25am On Sep 29, 2015 |
Abeg mk una clear mi...is masters degree an assurance to get a well paid job in nigeria? E be lyk u neva see master degree holder wey stil dey carry envelope dey find job...d best tin strt d job ad do ur masters ONLINE dats killing 2 birds with one stone...Al d best 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: As A Graduate, Can You Work In Restaurant That Pays 80k And Above? by funkyglitz: 11:17am On Sep 28, 2015 |
If u can't work der paste d email so dat odas can apply ad wrk #see question na# 56 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: He Claims They Are No More Dating,yet The Lady Calls Like They Are Lovers by funkyglitz: 7:35am On Sep 27, 2015 |
Babe ur guy knwing ur parents is nt enuf criteria to determine if d guy is true ad bsides its jxt a rship jxt free the guy ad am nt sayin u shuld cheat or anyfin but I blive if the guy is truly urs he wil cm bk ad u r sooooo feelin insecure cos no nid knwin ur bf password and holding his fone cos it tkes more dan that 2 knw if he is sincere |
Romance / Re: See What 26 Year Old Woman With 4 Kids From Different Men Expects From A Suitor by funkyglitz: 4:10pm On Sep 26, 2015 |
Jxt her pix alone says it all she is in for auction sale ad in nid of the highest bidder,marketin all she got #cheap byotch# anyways her life her rules 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Help My Fiancee Is Mentally Unstable by funkyglitz: 5:15am On Sep 22, 2015 |
Tough call bro buh wait ooo y did ur gf or her parents hide this kin thing from u?No mata hw I look at it..u reli have 2 be kiaful but luv conquers all |
Jobs/Vacancies / P by funkyglitz: 4:51pm On Sep 21, 2015 |
Healthline invite...pls who got this txt. Healthline medical and sales rep.job interviews hold Tues sept 22@ Beverly hill hotel 130 Woji road.... |
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