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Celebrities / Re: Chika Ike Flies In A Private Jet For Business Meetings (Photos) by fvck(m): 10:06am On Sep 24, 2020
Pls how much to board a private jet from Lagos to Abuja
Romance / Re: Pls Can Gbogbonishe Prevent Pregnancy? by fvck(m): 5:42am On Aug 23, 2020
Buharidgeneral:
Noooooo

Thank God then I'm expecting a baby.

I love her and wanna keep her,if this is true then I will share the scan results, baby bump pics,till she delivers.

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Romance / Re: Pls Can Gbogbonishe Prevent Pregnancy? by fvck(m): 10:36pm On Aug 22, 2020
duduade:
What happened to buying condoms..

Condom with your babe is not sweet
Romance / Re: Pls Can Gbogbonishe Prevent Pregnancy? by fvck(m): 11:47am On Aug 21, 2020
Bonatheripper:
Yes


Make sure you mix it with AGBO

But she didn't mix it,she took it like that
Romance / Re: Pls Can Gbogbonishe Prevent Pregnancy? by fvck(m): 10:46pm On Aug 20, 2020
1StopRudeness:
Righteousness89

Come and see one of your sheep... this one is openly bragging like absalom when he slept with his father’s concubines...

If u don't have anything to say pls remove
Romance / Pls Can Gbogbonishe Prevent Pregnancy? by fvck(m): 9:44pm On Aug 20, 2020
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Crime / Re: Can I Sue MTN For This Scam(screenshots) by fvck(m): 10:28am On Jul 12, 2020
dingbang:
Confirm that you didn't mistakenly click to renew auto sub before you go shoot yourself on the foot.

I did but they're refusing to stop it,that's the issue. It's not by force to continue with their autorenewal
Crime / Can I Sue MTN For This Scam(screenshots) by fvck(m): 10:05am On Jul 12, 2020
Halo NL pls mtn are at it again scamming me steadily of my 300 naira daily autorenewal plan,I called their customer care line in order to cancel the subscription of auto renewal and yet I still get autorenewal,I also followed the instruction presented by them in order to deactivate it,but this is what I get below....

Question now is can I sue mtn to court?

Romance / Re: How Will You Feel If Your Girlfriend Tells You She's Crushing On Your Friend by fvck(m): 9:35pm On Jun 22, 2020
This seem like a childish relationship

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Romance / Re: Rape; Can Someone Take Out The Pregnancy Of 8 Weeks? by fvck(m): 9:37am On Jun 22, 2020
DenreleDave:



Firstly I am sorry that she was raped.. So sorry

Secondly
, She is very stupid... Very stupid girl...

She got raped but cudnt talk until 8 weeks pregnant.

Tell. Her I said if she dares to tarmiiiinate that baby, God may do the same to her..


So far the father is alive, let her nurse the baby..

Why didn't she speak up early, so when the baby bump is coming out now, she spoke out..



Infact I am angry with her.... What was she expecting when someone raped her, car?

Let her live with it like that.. It is too late

Extremely stupid I agree,but she has always been that quiet and shy type and insecure as well, she didn't even voice it out,my aunty saw it on her diary where she writes her daily experience, my dear it's sad
Romance / Re: Rape; Can Someone Take Out The Pregnancy Of 8 Weeks? by fvck(m): 10:11pm On Jun 21, 2020
extol1:
what kind of question is this?
Go through it again
Romance / Rape; Can Someone Take Out The Pregnancy Of 8 Weeks? by fvck(m): 9:46pm On Jun 21, 2020
Pls can someone get rid of a pregnancy that came as a result of rape, the pregnancy is 8 weeks.
My cousin was raped and she was too scared to voice it out,now the pregnancy is 8 weeks,and the monster is on the run,but we gotta terminate it,this is a teenager for crying out loud
Religion / Re: See What Pastor Oyakhilome's Church In Ibadan Did To Fellow Pastors In Dire Need by fvck(m): 9:46am On Jun 21, 2020
XXXXTENTACION:
Ehen cheesy



Money wey dat pastor chris don chop from tithe and offering pass does things wey de there.

To you sir,as old as u are,at this level you are in life sir,you don't have sense sir.

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Crime / Re: Rape; Do This Once A Lady Accuses You Falsely For Rape. by fvck(m): 2:37pm On Jun 07, 2020
illicit:


Yes now, it's tit for tat

But you've gotta come out with an evidence
Crime / Re: Rape; Do This Once A Lady Accuses You Falsely For Rape. by fvck(m): 12:06pm On Jun 07, 2020
illicit:
Accuse her of rape too

Lol then you've lied as well
Crime / Rape; Do This Once A Lady Accuses You Falsely For Rape. by fvck(m): 11:28am On Jun 07, 2020
These days it's all about rape,rape,rape all over the media,ladies that want to get at you will claim you raped them,well this article is strictly for those dudes who are not rapists,but if you're a rapist do well to submit yourself to the authorities to confess your sins before the wrath of God hits you lol.


First Step to Take When A Lady falsely Accuses You For Rape Is To...

1)Go make a statement in the nearest police station that someone is accusing you falsely.

2)Be smart enough to record a voice convo between you and are

3)Get a lawyer to prepare a case of character defamation.

4)Try confronting her on chats to ask for evidence, and be smart to keep those chats safe for further issues if it arises.

Note the number (2) is the most vital and would save you a whole lot of stress.

PS; Pls Professionals on law matters here on nairaland can add up their own.

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Agriculture / Re: Water Pump For Sale With Hose by fvck(m): 1:49pm On Mar 13, 2020
GreatNegro:

Check my signature for my phone no.

Your number is not there
Crime / Re: My Experience With A Stolen Rx330 Lexus by fvck(m): 4:06pm On Mar 06, 2020
money121:
Nice one bro

God no go shame Us ooo

Na so

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Romance / Re: See What A Lady Sent To Me When I Couldn't Give Her Money. by fvck(m): 5:20pm On Feb 27, 2020
Chocolatte01:
undecided

I don't get it?

I couldn't give her and then she thanked me for it

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Romance / See What A Lady Sent To Me When I Couldn't Give Her Money. by fvck(m): 5:01pm On Feb 27, 2020
Now sometimes when some people ask you for money you are readily available to give, but when you've got alot of projects running at hand,then your hand can be a bit tight, because you rather complete an investment at hand and move to the next financial phase of your life or else giving people money up and down will make it slow.

Now below is a message a girl sent to me after much request for money.


The chat shows 2019 because na now I opened it
Car Talk / Re: Are High Mileage Cars Really That Bad? by fvck(m): 1:05pm On Feb 25, 2020
xtgozie:
Mazda 626, reg nos: CU 65 RBC Abuja, Engine nos: ES337836, Chassis nos: JMZGF14F201140747, Colour GOLD. Was stolen from my sister after she was kidnaped and d ransom paid.please to all the good people of Nigeria I ask to kindly note d above data and call 08189557442 if seen
.God bless

Hope the car has been seen now?
Celebrities / Re: Share An Encounter You Had With A Celebrity by fvck(m): 7:05pm On Feb 07, 2020
Lalasticlala

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Romance / Re: Am I Taking The Right Decision To Love This Girl? by fvck(m): 6:50pm On Jan 04, 2020
ultimate77:
Hi guys... It's been a while. I hope y'all enjoying the new year and the winter. I practically sleep with my fan on and without cloth, I bath with cold water as well. Before you say I should go to jos and try it, I was born in Jos, plateau state and lived most of my life all in the north.

THIS WILL BE A LONG READ SO BUCKLE UP AND ENJOY THEN PUT MOUTH.

To my story. So I was able to do away with my ex as you guys advised me to, 2 years ago. After 3 months of the break-up, I got a good job and left the city. I wasn't posting any picture on my WhatsApp status neither do I post on Facebook. She was always viewing my status which are usually my poetry write ups. After a year, she called to apologise saying how I am the only best guy for her in the whole world, how I am the only guy who knows how to treat her well. Well, truth of the matter is I tolerated a her excesses and my guy just asked me to so I can learn how to handle any other woman.

I was celibate for the whole year before she came back begging and my guy asked me not to be rude, I should tell her it's ok, let's try again but I should just watch her for a month. Men and brethren, I was cautious enough not to allow us meet because she not someone you can easily come by and you will go without your JT responding to stimulus.... She had a way of getting my pants down. So I did everything so we don't meet.

So she told me how she had missed me, the love, the care, the outings, the foods I make for her and the sex most of all. She admitted she has within the year dated 2 other guys and still broke up with them.

Note: the longest relationship she has had was the one I and she had which lasted for 3 miserable years... But I learnt much lessons so I do not regret.

Refusing to meet her after we agreed, I was giving her excuses that I was busy with work this made her start showing that her attitude again.. I already had become immune to all those behaviours of her. I just ignored her and that was how it slid. I was happy we went silent on each other again.

So, mid last year, I was at work and one of my bosses brought this young beautiful lady to my office and requested that I help connect her to the company's wireless. I didn't even act as if he was talking to me neither did I respond to any of them, on that day, I was so furious about the job I gave my boys to do which they did not complete. So the man asked my colleague to help her do that. I was really not interested in connecting anyone to the network until I resolve the downtime. However, I really don't give face to female young chaps at the company because I know myself.. Someone might just fall in love with me and I can't even deal.

Fast-forward a month later, my colleague has started taking and chatting with the new lady, she actually Came for her industrial attachment. They were always chatting and she'll come visit him in my office during break hours. All the while, I only respond to her greetings but sometimes, I listened to their conversations while working on my system. She seemed to be a great personality as I noticed she barely get angry, each time she speaks, she made sense. She responds to any question you ask her. After 2 months, I asked my guy where the girl is from. He told me. I kept quiet. 2 days later, my colleague told me that the girl said she wanted to learn Java and he told her he doesn't know how to but that I can help her. He brought her to my table and I told her she was going to pay me 50k so I'll teach her all she needs to know. She bargained and we agreed on 40k. She came the first day during break period, I had to interview her and I was amazed at her responses.

Work wouldn't let her concentrate so we cancelled classes till when she's done. A day Came she just came to my office and that was a day for just chats. I led through the conversations and she clearly opened up to me to say.. In her words "you know what? The day that man asked you to connect me to the network, the moment I saw you, I had a very strong feelings for you and since that day I couldn't help it but I was scared you might bounce me. But I said to myself 2 things must happen. It's either I make this guy fall in love with me by my actions or I tell it to him... But you were not just interested." I was smiling. She told me everything she feels... I already had within two days thought of asking to date her and marry her because she possess 80% of all I want in a woman especially her common sense and love for technology.

She had told me she has a guy outside the country who she said want to marry her, she loves him but then, she doesn't know what is going on because she can't seem to get over me and she said she knows it's not infatuation. I knew it wasn't either. I loved the girl like mad within 3 days. I knew I would. After 2 weeks, I told her I want us to date and I want to marry her I know she will too. She couldn't say a word so I let her.. Fact is, she can't stay off my path. I developed strong feelings for her that I could just do anything for her. As the days go bye, it was becoming stronger and stronger.

She decided to start acting weird to see if she's really fooling herself at that point I realised and decided to take a chill pill and have a break.. But after 2 days, we hooked again. Things happened and we finally decided to stay with each other and marry when the time comes. I know I shouldn't beg a woman to marry me as a man but guys, marrying that girl is in my own interest because she will preserve my home and everything that has to do with me. She marrying me too is in her own best interest because she will have a man who is worthy to be called a husband.

Now the challenge is... This guy outside the country is younger than I am and just 2 years older than she is.. She is 23..and I am 7 years older than she is. The guy has built houses, has cars and has a business but not educated as I am, not sensitised as I am.. Just anything academics and social and otherwise.. Most especially I have a profession and yea, he has a business but has achieved more than me.. The lady Has weighed the both of us and is still very confused as she keeps saying both of us are just perfect for her. On her list of 8 guys, she had deleted 6 it's just left the two of us and that she really wish she can delete him but the guy is too good to be deleted like that. She hadn't had sex with him because she said "the guy said they should skip sex till marriage because of how much he loves her" and me in the other hand, I don't have a house built yet, my business is in it's pitching stage and I don't own a car or cars too but that isn't my biggest worries now.

I had told her, before the year ends before she wraps up her 500 level, my business should have been set up and running and since she loves my profession, that will be a plus for her and she will as well know and be proud that she was and is a part of my/our success story. She was sick about the whole thing and finally decided she'll settle for me and I advised she shouldn't tell the guy until he comes back to the country so you guys can talk and you can kindly tell him. Though I feel the pains this guy will go through receiving this news.. But it has to be done.

We now talk more often, as I am planning to marry her this year hopefully after her studies because I am certain the money will be available even to buy her all she needs. She had read my vision and seen a headway and how I strive to make them come alive. She has been quiet supportive with her advice and love. However, at some point, I fear she might just change her mind and return to the guy. You know how inconsistent some ladies can be na. She told me the guy had visited her mum and her elder sister who is married and they all liked him but her father hasn't seen him yet.

My aunt rarely accepts girls I show her but then moment all my family members saw her picture, they all accepted her and asked that I bring her. Me on the other hand, I had only spoken to her mum just ones and that was because I needed to help them do a payment and we've not met. Most of the men at the company are asking the girl to marry them as she shows me the whole conversation.

Guys, at some point I feel she won't leave me at a point I feel threatened by the communications between her and the guy though it doesn't last longer than 5 minutes but we speak like 40minuites over the phone. On free days 2 hours sometimes. And I am not scared that she might leave or maybe that I can't get another. Nada! There are many options but she's number one and I know I love her more than any one else. She has other options too but I can't speak for her.

Guys, anything I can do to secure this girl? Even though I know I got her at angle 90° for now not even 45° because @45° there won't be much distractions. I hope no body comes to tell me to go acquire what the other guy has acquired because I'm in the process.

I just need a few words guys.

Please help

Brother wen MUMU u better stop the communication
Travel / Re: Urgent ! Visiting Canada For A Conference by fvck(m): 11:22pm On Dec 17, 2019
skelvin98:
I got an inperson job interview offer in New Brunswick Canada.
I know I need a letter of invitation from the employer to start my visa process. But what else do I need ?


Bank statement i think,but how did u get that job? The website pls
Celebrities / Re: Angela Okorie: 10 Assassins' Bullets Removed From My Head, 2 Close To My Eyes by fvck(m): 3:24pm On Dec 15, 2019
ramaju:
Do not ever stage an attack against yourself. That is all I can say for now.

You are a fool sir

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Religion / Re: Chris Oyakhilome Celebrates His 56th Birthday Today by fvck(m): 11:15am On Dec 07, 2019
ProfessorBerlin:
Con Artist.

You don't know him... if u do then u will love him







for those of u that doesn't know the meaning of "Con artist",











Con Artist means 419
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Vs Tacha Ciroc Pictures by fvck(m): 9:12pm On Nov 23, 2019
Both of them are fine abeg

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Romance / Re: My Finacee Called Her Toaster's Mother "Inlaw" On Whatssap by fvck(m): 9:04pm On Nov 23, 2019
odindirindi:
Please I dont want it to seem like I am been too over protective, is it right for my fiancee to reply a guy that she claimed he is asking her out,call his mother inlaw on whatsapp? Pls is this right I want to be fair. And to take the next action now.
cc; Lalasticlala

She's playing you nigga

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