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Romance / Re: As A Guy, What Is That One Female Dress That Makes You Go Crazy by fykes(m): 9:54pm On Dec 09, 2023
You dey like Ogbanje children so

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Romance / Re: Impregnating Your Spouse Before Marriage Is Not A Guarantee by fykes(m): 9:30am On Dec 09, 2023
GanagiBitrus:

With the high level of fornication and abortions these days, Worldly Wisdom demands that you impregnate a lady you intend to marry before marrying her.

But then, this is against the ethics of Christianity & is considered a sin.

Christianity as a religion frowns at this practice and thats why praying for husband is popular only within that religion.
A religion where young girls will rather do abortions than get pregnant out of "wedlock"
We have no idea what we are setting ourselves up for.
I believe our generation will be the last generation to even marry traditionally or in church.

Jesus himself said there is no marriage in heaven but I have seen pastors, and GOs demonize believers just because they got pregnant before church wedding even though they did trad
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle Vs Manchester United (1 - 0) On 2nd December 2023 by fykes(m): 9:14pm On Dec 02, 2023
Anyone with the link to view?
Romance / Re: One Wrong Sex Fit Steal Your Peace For Life by fykes(m): 11:14pm On Nov 28, 2023
Tulsaguy:



The last sentence reads "I no dey talk of olosho ohhhh".


Irredeemable conscienceless fornicators see nothing wrong in sex out of marriage. Kontinu your naking.... e no affect us na.
Use your conscience go buy fuel.

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Romance / Re: One Wrong Sex Fit Steal Your Peace For Life by fykes(m): 10:54pm On Nov 28, 2023
Tulsaguy:
So many of us think sex is just a physical contact btw two consenting folks, I laff when I hear such tale.... It's something much more. It's brings about connection with your partner at a level that transcends the physical realm.

It's also has spiritual connectivity undertone. Whoever you sleeps with becomes part of you, and you also becomes part of her life. No sponge or soap can wipe the spiritual dimension of sexual intercourse.

Haven't you wonder why some couples begin to look alike after being together for some years? Haven't you heard some regret stories of some sharp shooters who wish they never met the last call girl.

Sexual connection brings healing between warring legally married partners sometimes & can also tear apart two best of friends who should have just remain at platonic level.

Just one night of sexual escapade has destroy so many kings. In actual fact, many who falls for cheap sex never recover till they bid the earth farewell.

I have always wonder why some chaste individuals who never indulge in sexual sin attracts all kind of favour. Some sort of uncommon grace just follow them, even some of them don't realize this.


The only time you find true joy after meeting your partner is when it is done within the confine of marriage. Anything else, is just forming hard guy while your conscience condemn you. I no dey talk of olosho ohhh... 🤣


Away with all this superstition.
The west sleep with anything anytime and nothing done join their body since .
It's only in Africa that sex brings bad luck. Abegi

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Fashion / Re: Lady Wears Skipmy Dress To An Event (Photos, Video) by fykes(m): 8:10pm On Nov 23, 2023
Person attend her customer wedding, una dey beef her, if na you won't you go?
Politics / Re: IGP Orders Officers To Tender Retirement Letters After Exceeding Statutory Age, by fykes(m): 1:44pm On Nov 19, 2023
Imagine the kind of circular an IGP is releasing.

They should retire or you direct them to proceed on terminal leave

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Travel / Re: The Only Type Of Nigerian Who Will Enjoy The Japa Lifestyle Of The West by fykes(m): 9:59pm On Nov 18, 2023
madone:
person will just have mb come online to type nonsense.

Mehnn the way people say UK like they live in every part of the Uk.

Type nonsense full everywhere. If you check well, he never stay reach 6months
Foreign Affairs / Re: Osama Bin Laden's Letter To America Goes Viral by fykes(m): 5:51pm On Nov 16, 2023
Terrorists religion of terrorism and cowardly piggy head slammers
Romance / Re: It's Getting Scarier With My Ogbanje Wife by fykes(m): 2:57pm On Nov 15, 2023
You want Massive wealth and only spit from your wife wey you dey kiss everyday you no fit swallow.?

shocked grin

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Politics / Re: Ribadu To Labour: Please Call Off The Strike, We've Arrested Ajaero's Attackers by fykes(m): 1:08pm On Nov 15, 2023
Feintline:
If someone has told me in my dream that Nuhu ribadu will be a part of this criminal gang to desecrate and destroy Nigeria, I would have slapped the person.
This was one of the few men that I personally admired for their straightforwadness, honesty, courage and diligence.

Alas today, the so called honest and saint ribadu is a kingmaker in this desecration and lawless group of criminals that have hijacked nd desecrated the land and institutions of Nigeria.

Nuhu ribadu you are great disappointment to me personally.
I Believe a whole lot of Nigerians who held you in high esteem are ashamed of you.
For all his uprightness and straight forward mien, He could hardly afford the life some mid level civil servants in Abuja gives to their side pieces.
If you can't beat them..you know the rest
Crime / Re: Help Me I Married A Hookup Girl by fykes(m): 8:21am On Nov 15, 2023
You sef is a hook up boy

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Politics / Re: Anambra, Afreximbank Sign $200m Development Agreement by fykes(m): 12:29pm On Nov 12, 2023
ogbonti:
please Chief of Defense Staff Gen Musa

Defend this nation called Nigeria from

the massive bloodshed that i see coming

take over right now and set a timeline to

return Nigeria to democracy in 4 years

so you can reorganize the judiciary

making sure Judges are very well paid -

create a system that makes the supreme

court of Nigeria decisions subject to review by

British Supreme Court of Justice - because

those evil politicians we can’t convict in Nigeria

gets convicted by the British courts —

Please Ensure Rotational Presidency of

5 years single term - for all 6 geopolitical

zones to be codified into law to promote

inclusivity - let’s see if a zone will present

and promote the worst of their kind to

take their slot at the presidency.

Yes - furthermore abolish the Senate and allow

for only house of Representatives to cut cost of

Governance - and every future political office

holder from President. to Councillor must

attend a mandatory 2 years course at NIPSS to

ensure they have the capacity to think and act

with integrity and compassion for the people

before they can qualify to run for any office in

the land. This ensures the best of us rules!!!

Abolish immunity for serving political office

holders when there are weighty allegations of

corruption with unshakable evidence - please

reform the police and let States handle their

own police and electoral commission which

should be elected by the people of each state

Strengthen the institutions by making it

impossible for presidents to appoint

people to serve in certain sensitive

institutions like Judiciary- INEC, Police iG

and make voting process devoid of human

contact - so we can all vote like we are using

our ATM cards slot it into a machine - put our

PIN codes - cast our votes and go home while

the system records it in real time and publish

to the world —-//// please this is the ONLY

way forward - i know you dan do it all in

4 years and 99.999% of Nigerians will

support you and you will be greater than

Azikiwe - Awolowo and Ahmadu Bello

combined because we are fighting for

independence from state capture. by

irredeemably evil politicians killing Nigeria

GENERAl MUSA - please if you really love

this country - if you love this Nigeria Sir

please take over - NOW - i am begging you!!!!


Some strong points here but I'm not calling for no coups. Besides, only the masses thinks of anyone in power loving this country. There's not a single patriotic political exposed person in Nigeria.
At the top, it's all man for himself.
Gen Musa is far better off as CDS than as a military head of state - fact!
Family / Re: My Father Preferred My Younger Brother. by fykes(m): 12:01pm On Nov 12, 2023
Nackzy:
My own naa because say my younger brother get money pass me

Looooool. This here got me laughing 🤣🤣

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Religion / Re: Delta Pastor Allegedly Sells His Church, Members To Another Cleric, Moves Abroad by fykes(m): 4:19pm On Nov 08, 2023
Can't stop laughing
Crime / Re: Saudatu Aliyu: My Son-in-Law Contracted Fake Marriage With Buhari & Myself by fykes(m): 9:32am On Nov 04, 2023
Illiteracy in 2023

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Politics / Re: The Fool Called Nyesom Wike By Osondu Nworu by fykes(m): 12:18pm On Nov 01, 2023
Nothing wey Nigerians no dey use blood of Jesus do.
Foreign Affairs / Re: IDF Said Troops Conquered Hamas Stronghold In Jabaliya, Killed 50 Terrorists by fykes(m): 9:16pm On Oct 31, 2023
Confirmedzombie:
If IDF kill 50, 500 will be recruited same day.

The Hamas are freedom fighters with an ideology backed by prophet Muhammad (SAW).

You cannot defeat an ideology. Hamas must come victoriously in this war.

I beat my chest, Israel must be levelled down.

Insha Allah
Your stupid dead rat dog Muhammad that bangs pigs?

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Family / Re: My Wife Got A Job As A Paramedic In The Uk by fykes(m): 9:08pm On Oct 31, 2023
Kobojunkie:
1. Weird why? Why is caring for your own child, at least, WEIRD? undecided

2. What do you mean "bond with her baby"? Can't the father equally "bond" with the same baby? undecided

3. If you did it as a young lady, why is age suddenly a factor against you being able to do it? You were able to take care of a fragile baby when you were younger but now you are older, you shouldn't be expected to do even the same? Why? undecided

I can assure you, no father can take care of a 5months baby without the mother. At that stage, some babies won't even respond to anyone that's not the mother.
Family / Re: My Wife Got A Job As A Paramedic In The Uk by fykes(m): 9:06pm On Oct 31, 2023
drololaaof:

Wrong advice ,anywhere in UK you must get somebody to take care of your children who are 13years and below usually her visa cover you and the children.
She will be working while you take care of the children , you can then work when she is off duty.

Do you have any idea what paramedics do? I can bet you, if she's not in a busy city like London, Dublin,etc. She will have enough time to take care of her child.
Family / Re: My Wife Got A Job As A Paramedic In The Uk by fykes(m): 8:57pm On Oct 31, 2023
YourKarma:

I'm not saying I can't but it seems weird to me.
It's not something I can do if i was a woman. How will she bond with her baby? I no fit abeg

As for a man taking care of a 5-month old baby, I've taken care of babies even when I was much younger but 5 months is too young. The baby is still very fragile for most men to handle

Don't mind that Oaf...folks that's never had nothing to do with parenting, coming online to advice parents because they can afford data.
Family / Re: My Wife Got A Job As A Paramedic In The Uk by fykes(m): 8:55pm On Oct 31, 2023
Ogbaba123:
You’re a funny man or woman. If you have not had a baby of 5 months while working the same job and conditions as OP’s wife in London or outside london then just watch and read comments because you have no idea. Shalom

Funny lots get up and travel. The UK is the 4th country I have lived in. My family lives here, I have raised 2 kids here in London. Get off my mention with your myopic daftness
Family / Re: My Wife Got A Job As A Paramedic In The Uk by fykes(m): 8:52pm On Oct 31, 2023
habakukjss3:

You definitely don't know anything about moving abroad..
You don't know the country has policy.

U Think u can easily.. do whatever u like

The joke is on you. I have my family here in London
Religion / Re: Female Pastor Gives Ladies Tips On How To Attract A Spouse by fykes(m): 10:24am On Oct 31, 2023
The things people do in the name of God
Travel / Re: My Wife Just Got A Job As A Paramedic In The Uk by fykes(m): 10:16am On Oct 31, 2023
I can't advise anyone to separate a 5months old baby from the mother.

I'm a parent, I can't advise that at al

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Family / Re: My Wife Got A Job As A Paramedic In The Uk by fykes(m): 10:13am On Oct 31, 2023
Did you say 5months old?
How do you plan to take care of a 5month old baby?
I will advise you to do whatever it takes to go along with her and the baby.
Or better still let her go with the baby as long as she's not working in London, y'all can survive in the Uk

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TV/Movies / Re: Anike Agbaje-Williams: Nigeria's First Female TV Presenter Is 87 Today (Photos) by fykes(m): 8:40am On Oct 23, 2023
She retired before I was born. Me wey old like this??
Romance / Re: Nigerian Men, Hello, Hi, Good Morning, No Be Message. Make Una Learn by fykes(m): 8:49pm On Oct 20, 2023
Slaveman343:


And If you ever date any woman wetin thunder go do you ehn. Better keep same energy off line. Alpha-kiriri
Ewu
Romance / Re: Nigerian Men, Hello, Hi, Good Morning, No Be Message. Make Una Learn by fykes(m): 6:18pm On Oct 20, 2023
1$ is almost N1200 and this fool is yapping about female attention ode

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