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Food / Re: Bush Meat Killed By My Friend On His Farm by fykes(m): 10:49pm On Mar 21, 2023
Skmoda360:

Just pursue am now grin

The things no dey fear person oo...e go just dey look you as you dey come
Food / Re: Bush Meat Killed By My Friend On His Farm by fykes(m): 9:26pm On Mar 21, 2023
Na so fox just dey harass person up and down for UK.

I wish say one hunter go come help me catch am cook abeg

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Religion / Re: I Will Die Soon, My Time Is Near --- Odumeje by fykes(m): 11:06am On Mar 21, 2023
As he knows...make he try dig his own grave and buy burial things before then oo...

No come add unnecessary stress to other people's lives

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Politics / Re: Update On Zamfara State Governorship Results by fykes(m): 8:10pm On Mar 20, 2023
Starships4u:


Who said so?
Are yhu sure yhu are in Nigeria?

The present Governor defected to APC a year after inauguration....
Check yhur facts well.
That's because APC was ruled out of the last election by the courts

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Politics / Re: Update On Zamfara State Governorship Results by fykes(m): 4:03pm On Mar 20, 2023
Pdp has never won zamfara before

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Politics / Re: Madman Eats Sacrifice Dropped At Polling Unit To Scare Off Voters In Lagos by fykes(m): 7:49pm On Mar 18, 2023
Na agent from the god's party na

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Politics / Re: 2023 Enugu Governorship Election Results From Polling Units by fykes(m): 7:41pm On Mar 18, 2023
Na waa as Enugu just dey vote labour party wey nobody know the candidate
Family / Re: There Are 8 Types Of Men In Nigeria by fykes(m): 11:33pm On Mar 17, 2023
Lol...na the ogogoro get me

I love my daughter oo...but not more than my wife...equally.
When I see my daughter watching "do good" on got and laughing, I just go and kiss my wife and say thank you for blessing us with this cute bundle of joy

Life's drama never tire those men who dey do side chick?

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Nairaland / General / Re: 13 Basic Truth About Financial Success. by fykes(m): 7:02pm On Mar 17, 2023
You see the number 12,

That's the problem of Nigerian pentecostals.

You want to be blessed by a magician God regardless of your value contribution to life and economy.

I wish God's people will open their eyes and seek value as much as they pray
Politics / Re: Expert Faults Isa Pantami On 13 Million Cyberattacks During Elections by fykes(m): 1:45pm On Mar 16, 2023
Cyber attacks!! Pantami I can bet he can't install Kali Linux...

That's even if he knows what it is
Family / Re: My Husband Has Gone To See His Side Chick's Mother by fykes(m): 12:57pm On Mar 15, 2023
But I don't get how some men do it....
Politics / Re: Gubernatorial Polls by fykes(m): 11:12am On Mar 15, 2023
I don't see why anybody is talking about voting out Sanwo olu. I'm sure he will win.

Maybe if funsho Doherty was in lp but not this Rhodes guy....he can't rule Lagos.

And most people don't even know that Lagos APC is a mafia organization.
It's not now that Tinubu is likely to be president that he will lose Lagos.

I don't think the business leaders will allow Lagos to fall into anyone's hands aside APC.

AND If he mistakenly wins, the only way he will govern is by decamping to APC....I DONT SEE HIM WINNING.
Computers / Re: Hp Distress Sale by fykes(m): 10:32am On Mar 13, 2023
ObaOfYorubaLand:


Pc of 4g ram you're selling 130k and you call it distress sale?


Hmmmm najirians ehhhh

Lol. Maybe it's not even his own
Religion / Re: Is It A Sin To Woo A Lady In The Church? by fykes(m): 9:20am On Mar 12, 2023
Nah...it's carnality
Religion / Re: Which Bible Character Would You Have Being In Jesus' Days ? by fykes(m): 9:19am On Mar 12, 2023
Mathew the tax collector...

As I like money reach...
Romance / Re: South African Lady Displays Her Certificate Of Virginity by fykes(m): 11:22pm On Mar 09, 2023
Zonefree:
Aside the virginity, she got moderate and succulent standing boobs, something 98.974% Nigerian girls can't boast of. Would be easier to see chilled bottle water in hell than to see a virgin Nigerian girl.


God bless the virgin South African girl. Virginity remains the greatest gift a woman can give her husband.



Only guys with a pencil in their pants fantasize about virgins...they can't just measure up with the competition so they want to set their own trophy

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Romance / Re: South African Lady Displays Her Certificate Of Virginity by fykes(m): 11:20pm On Mar 09, 2023
Once upon a time We were all virgins
Religion / Re: This Person Sounds Like Me. by fykes(m): 1:35am On Mar 09, 2023
The very meaning of the word belief underlines a conviction...much more than mere mental ascent.

If you can ever stop believing something you once believed in, you need no proof that you never believed.

I believe in God...I believe the bible is the word of God...i have encountered God in so many ways in so many things and God is God.

Whether you believe God or not has no effect on him, rather it defines your very little time here on earth.
When you go to bed at night and sleep, you are no different from the dead...except ofcos for God's mercy that wakes you up.
because if your eyes don't open in the morning...you can't open them yourself
Politics / Re: INEC Declares No Winner In Doguwa’s Constituency by fykes(m): 4:49pm On Mar 08, 2023
Someone that should be barred from the contest and further political positions and the runner up declared winner or a re run without the thug

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: UK Qualified Teachers Status (QTS) Application by fykes(m): 2:47am On Mar 08, 2023
For UK that you can't even ask a kid simple question like your name make Dem answer you well...

I swear I dodge this one wella

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Romance / Re: A Response To This Thread "The Girls And Ladies In The Choir Have Been Brainwash by fykes(m): 2:21am On Mar 08, 2023
So all the things that's wrong with this country na this kind matter dey una table?

Ike kwuru

Dear OP, you don't need to bother about women and sex, they are biologically and physiologically wired for sex.
The older they get, the higher this cravings for sex becomes. Even that one you called holy, no worry, no be she holy pass...for night body go tell am.

You my brother just give yourself all the attention you need and put on as much value as you can while you are young.
If you do, someday, along your way will be littered with willing women, old and young, married and single, ready to do anything no matter how lewd to sleep with you.

Take my advice if you will...spun it and continue your epistle.

Either way, this country can definitely be better than it currently is.
Romance / Re: After Few Months In The Abroad, Everyone's Eyes Open To Reality by fykes(m): 11:52am On Mar 05, 2023
timesuploaded:
You did not even save 3k. That's why they only see you in Nigeria once in 8 years. Even white Britons don't have 10k

See mumu talk...you think everybody is washing plates and doing care work.

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Romance / Re: After Few Months In The Abroad, Everyone's Eyes Open To Reality by fykes(m): 2:05am On Mar 05, 2023
Sirqt5:
u dey mind him . somebody wey dey Naija dey form all over Nairaland come say him dey abroad
At at now... With all the cost of living crises, living in central London...
Dual fuel is still 20p /litre.

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Romance / Re: After Few Months In The Abroad, Everyone's Eyes Open To Reality by fykes(m): 1:56am On Mar 05, 2023
irumole1975:


Seriously, I've stopped reading the hype of these guys abroad because they're making some of us feel less achieved. One was talking about a project of #250M completed in Nigeria and I don't even know if na this same abroad I dey with them too. I been here in this abroad and I can't even boast of $10k USD. It's well Sha. I just hope they're not lying with all these things they're saying

What are you doing that you can't save up $10k ??
In 8 months in UK I saved up £10k without pressure.
Abi you no know road? Or you dey count buses for road?
Better ask questions and stop discouraging people.

Someone said he spent £600 on gas and electricity...LIAR. even in a 6months you can't spend that amount at all.

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Romance / Re: After Few Months In The Abroad, Everyone's Eyes Open To Reality by fykes(m): 8:40pm On Mar 04, 2023
I stopped reading when I saw "naija guys are ugly and don't get dates...

No need going further

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Romance / Re: You Will Be Shocked What Your Future Wife Is Doing On Codedruns by fykes(m): 11:12am On Mar 03, 2023
Dshocker:


Oga rest.....

Someone like Nengi of big brother will charge you N5m-N10m for sex.

All these pretty looking celebrity always buying latest cars and buying houses in lekki, how much do you think they charge?

Seyi T flys in prostitute from around the world and pays them £50,000, when ever he goes to the UK.
He pays them £50,000 ...yhen yhen yhen....and you know cos you are his accountant.
Na so to pay £50k easy for your mouth.
Romance / Re: You Will Be Shocked What Your Future Wife Is Doing On Codedruns by fykes(m): 8:59pm On Feb 27, 2023
Ifeelnumb:

You know what’s more annoying
Them no they write ex prostitute for face
They can go and start a new life somewhere else
And one innocent man go carry problem
Just like that
I think men should stop paying bride price for non virgins
Person way disvirgin your daughter use indomie and egg
But see list way you Dey give me
I will pay if your daughter na virgin sir

You never reach to marry...when you reach na body go tell you.
Dem no dey telli person
Romance / Re: You Will Be Shocked What Your Future Wife Is Doing On Codedruns by fykes(m): 8:57pm On Feb 27, 2023
ashawopikin:
in sex, its not really about value, its more of curiosity and satisfying your fetish
I don't know what stage you are in life but I'm darn sure you ain't got nothing to teach me about sex...
Don't worry when you become successful in career and a bit comfortable financially, you will find that flesh is not only sexually satisfied
Romance / Re: You Will Be Shocked What Your Future Wife Is Doing On Codedruns by fykes(m): 12:59pm On Feb 27, 2023
Gerrard59:


The same way a normal person buys an expensive wine produced in France while you drink Red Rose of N2000. The same way normal people pay N3 million+ to send their children to Loyola Jesuit College while others eke out 600K+ for Hallel College. The same way normal people spend more than 500K+ for an iPhone while others spend 100K for a Techno.

It's elementary economics.
Your elementary economics is about paying more for more value...
How exactly does it apply to sex with the same female and male anatomy all over the world?
Smh

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Romance / Re: You Will Be Shocked What Your Future Wife Is Doing On Codedruns by fykes(m): 10:37am On Feb 27, 2023
Uncle96:
Dont critisize them , its a world wide thing not just Nigerian girls

USA has escort girls that does the craziest shits ever
Spanish
French
South Africa
Ghana
Tanzania
United kingdom
Koreans .. etc.. selling body for money and sexual activities aint new, how do you expect men to ease thier sexual fantasies without these girls? Start raping thier maids and secretaries? Yall better thank God for these slutssss and saviors..

Some men wants to fck assh*ole thier wives cant give them ? Who saves them ? These girls

Some men wants to fck multiple girls at once, who saves them ? These same sluts

Some men want thier dick sckd till they cum , who saves them and gives them the ultimate experience , these girls.

Our gender will patronize them and still crucify them

This is so true...in the west if you see wetin girls dey demand for sex ehh you will wonder if they are humans or something else.
Normal babe wey fine and makes lots of money for dey beg you for some kind kinky things wey you sef go shock.

Lemme eat ur a**
Slap me...
Pee on mee
I swear the world is gone
Atleast naija babes go even get some modicum of shame and honour...

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Romance / Re: You Will Be Shocked What Your Future Wife Is Doing On Codedruns by fykes(m): 10:32am On Feb 27, 2023
marlow1962:

Lol , bro some guys dy run am o, some dy even run am every week grin
Be like u nva know the power of pussy grin , abi u go say u nva see guys/men wer b pussy bois


Dem no go university? If you graduate from naija uni and person still fit use sex scam you laidis, you suppose return your parents money with interest and apology

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