Good day everyone.
Please if you are in Lagos and you can do any of the underlisted jobs and guarantee a high level of quality and professionalism especially with finishes, Please contact the number on my footnote. Just call and mention that you saw my number on nairaland.
1. POP installation
2. Tile installation
3. Plumbing
4. Screeding
5. Painting
6. furniture fabrication
7. Electrician and House wiring
Note that you will be given urgent jobs to test and certify your skill level.

What are the games?

I can bet myself that uzodinma will not win even in his LGA in imo state election

Cantonese:


Oga make we hear something abeg.

Do you know how painful it is to see your country facing these economic, religious and security issues while the leaders are finding peace in other countries?

Could Aregbesola be found in a restaurant in any part of Nigeria just like that when there is no peace anywhere? Even as a commissioner in Lagos, was he ever found in a restaurant?

You cannot have your house on fire and expect to find peace in other places. Hopefully that action sent him back to Nigeria right away to face the removal of their destructive party in Osun state.

No one is responsible for your well being or misfortune.
In the same country, under the same government, many other people are prosperous and finding peace. Quit the excuses and grow up

While I'm not a fan of any Nigerian politician, I am a fan of decency and honour.
You introduced your self and addressed him as your excellency, the man invited you to sit down. You may even have the opportunity to decently engage him fruitfully with whatever opposikg views you have.
But no...kids without honour screaming "this is America"
The man also has the right to his privacy dumbo.
This is why mentorship is a foreign concept innour generation ..we prefer social media likes and traffic to wisdom

Osibanjo is a class act.
A human being and a leader

O ni Gbese

BTW this man doesn't leave in Lagos to see how people dey f...CK anybody and anything regardless or age, gender and relationship.

superCleanworks:


this would be hard. why?
He saw them and had the option of walking away but he actually walked away and CAME BACK to the venue, not to punch or beat ot rant or rain verbal abuses but with the sole intention to commit murder with a murder weapon against a defenseless man.

He had motive and his intention was clear and his action was deliberate.

case closed.

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finally, he should not have come with a knife for one person. He should have come with a bucket of Acid for two of them. That is what they actually deserve for such brazen act of betrayal.

You were making sense, then you started to cap about acid...
Dude no one deserves to any such wickedness. Man should have simply walked away or call neighbors or family and friends or raise alarm.
You know what? He just lost a brother and a wife and I'm sure an hour later, he won't be angry anymore and the reality of a long stay in jail will set in.
Then his so called wife that he just killed his brother for is free to go bang his friends...guess what his friends already know she's loose, why won't they want some?
He's a f..king loser either way

Brother?? You killed your brother not even friend or neighbor...hmmm

If there's anybody I can easily overlook if he bangs my wife it's my brother.

This early morning you want to give someone migraine?
Werey sombody

michlins:
I'm yet to test it with gun sir

Lol...thumbs up brother. He can buy and then test it himself....perhaps he may hit gold

Sanwo's wife will be like... Don't touch me oo. I will report you to Tinubu. Better go get permission before you dare.

Imagine this one...like they told u anyone cares about xtian functions in APC?

Wonder why nigerian xtians are so myopic.
You are staring jihadists executing their agenda and u are talking about Easter and Xmas.

In Nigeria, politics is the religion and culture for politicians...these people believe religion is for the poor masses

Hi abeg ooo me too
Any shared apartment for monthly pay around ikeja

coogar:


the fear that her dead husband's ghost might appear would give me some concern. he's surely gonna be upset & he can't be happy wherever he is watching another man hump his loving wife.

ghosts can be very jealous.

Hahahahahah.. . This is the funniest thing I have read all year. Lol

Oxala:


See plenty grammar wey mumu dey speak o. Which country in this world is headed by a demented old man except Nigeria? Na God go punish you as you no dey gree use that your big head, mugu

No mind am. Some folks are so deluded, they can't see beyond their noses. Travel? They won't.

Safyqueen:


Drop this your certificate hysteresis. They told you that those advance countries are lead by professors?

Leadership is more than certificate. Moreover who amongst our leaders that doesn't go to school. Because my primary or secondary School certificate is not there, therefore my University certificate is useless or worthless, are you alright? Or are you saying, it is possible to just start university and graduates without prior prerequisite level of education?

You are media hypotenusized fellow. Your dumbness has no equals.

Meanwhile, I am not holding for any of this old men but age is not the problem. The young ones are far more destructive.

Today the western world are eager at taking your resources, they are taking it illegally now infiltrating banditry talk less of if we at war.

No African president can perform except we agree that neo-colonialism is alive on us.

As a principle I don't reply things like you. Truly some people give a false representation of the number of human beings in this country

This country next election day if una mumu never do...make una vote another certificateless vegetable

Only unmarried men are insecured about their woman's pucci.

After 2monthe of marriage, they too be like...

I have been scammed, I can't kill myself.
Infact na women suppose to dey marry men

Livingwell:
His reply is full of pride and arrogance, there are loads of people living in Nigeria living better than people in his "almighty USA". Why must he use derogatory words. The funny thing is that no matter the country he lives in, he is still a Nigerian and will be seen as one. Making mockery of his country or someone else to make a point is useless. Must we all agree!!

The person he is insulting might be living a way better life than him sef.

It's not pride or arrogance. He stated facts. Deal with it

This is not stories this one happened to me. If u know uniport teaching hospital....back in 2006, I went there with an uncle to see a specialist for their child who wasn't yet speaking at the time, while they were seeing the specialist, I got bored and wondered off.
The morgue is downstairs underground with ramps in place of stairs.
I kept going and was hearing loud murmur which got clearer as I descended as if people whlere gathered in discussion and I wanted to peep at them. At the top of the last ramp, I paused as the murmur became louder like the discussion was going on under the ramp except I can't hear what they were talking about neither was their speech audible nor sensible. But I could swear people were gathered there. Out of curiosity I made to show myself and instantly, there was quiet, stillness, then the swing doors started banging open and closing as if people were dashing through it.
All these happened within seconds and I was dazed standing there. By the time I got myself...the way I flew up to the doctor's office, a medal would be fitting

That's total BS.
My mom practically earned more than my daddy all through their working life..

Come and dare shit with him...
Infact na for our (children) body momsie dey get strength.

On a lighter note, there are great women out there a man should learn to deal with his insecurities because women can smell insecurity from miles away.
Be confident in your manhood...if you get manhood though

Imagine having this one as ur father...

A shameless poor excuse of a man.

Thank God for me and mine

Fryzi:
Zukwanuike nwam

Kwa ya oo

I love Kelly. Will always love Kelly.
He was and still my biggest music idol.

Dude sang for an inspired generations.
It's a pity how it's turned out...I hope he still continues to make music, no one else can make hits from such an aweful situation like he can

DaniDani:
This story just doesn't add up. If someone was driving his bus for town service shuttling and ran into gunmen who ordered him to carry them to a location under gun point, only to get there and assassinate someone, how is he supposed to be the kller? There should be proper investigation to ascertain whether what he said is the truth, if it's, he's a victim of circumstance.

And he didn't report to the police immediately after?

How much and why is it only 95% working?

Why are girls like this? No be the same list for you and your sisters?
Commodities of the same price na quality go determine choice na

U flog person daughter because she allows you sleep with her in the name of boyfriend...

Okay...I'm waiting my girls are growing

Bros...please for your sanity....take the mainland job..there are jobs in the mainland. It may look small now, all you have to do is work at it and on urself.
When u have boosted your CV and experience, island will pay u better with better conditions