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Crime / Re: Interview With Friends Of Slain Uniport Students by GailMartins: 8:27am On Oct 11, 2012
aluu community! Imagine ur ugly name, "aluu". Its my turn to curse my own curse8-|
U'd never no peace, lailai!
U'd never prosper!
U'd never ve graduates!
U'd only produce specialised prostitutes, gatemen,housemaids,PUBLIC toilet cleaners>:O!
D  WILL ALWAYS smith u by day (n  sef3-|) n d moon at ANYTIME:]x
Joy, peace, favour, gud health, prosperity all round, laughter n even God's own mercy shall  u n run!
U'd all be indebted, even in ur graves!
U'd 4eva b thieves of pants,bra(torn 1s o!),chewn gum n sweet papers,used condoms,empty cartons, n more more more uselex tins in life!
U'd  100k but steal only d 10naira note around!
Weneva u piss, recieve maigrin!
Weneva u shit, recieve turberculoise(abeg i no fit spell)
Weneva u mess, recieve big big boils!
Cain's cast off is a child's play compared to wat u'll xperience henceforth;VAGABASTARDS>:O!
U'll eat n NEVER get full!
U'll drink d coldest of waters n remain thirsty!
D women will grow heavy mustaches n d men will menstru8!
May ur crops die!
Ur cattle die!
Ur men shall "blow" deir daughters n mothers, their sons!
Even doz dat shall surrender to Christ, will still G☺̣̣̥̇ to hell(e no get as u G☺̣̣̥̇ holy reach>:O)!
Na so so  G☺̣̣̥̇ dey fire all of una dey go!!!
#saidmymind#. GAILsaysSo....PLS, LETS CURSE DIZ RETARDS 2GEDA
Family / Re: Touching Lies Mothers Tell Their Children by GailMartins: 11:56am On Sep 26, 2012
@acidtalk, ur write up just helped me remember dat i'd not called my inneh in 3days now. Just did(fone switched off). If i die 10x n cum back 10x, my mother(Mrs Roseline Itoya Omokhua nee John) will always be my momma! I love my sweet mom to shreds. My mom knows wen i cant sleep at nite, she calls. My mum knows A̶̲̥̅♏‎​ lying wen i tell her everytin is Oº°˚˚˚°ºkk. My mother, an epitome of peace. I dont no ♓☺w she does it, but she has never cursed/insulted me in d whole 30yrs of my life. I pray my son says same of me
Culture / Re: Describe Your Country In One Word? by GailMartins: 12:34pm On Sep 25, 2012
Nigeria=ANYHOW
Politics / Re: Jonathan Agrees To Reverse N5000 Note Plan by GailMartins: 6:41pm On Sep 19, 2012
#sighing# Thank goodness! I pity Jona a lot. He keeps behaving like a big mumu, listening to bad counsel from useless thieves n godforsaken bastards.
Business / Re: Pls Advice Me On D Kind Of Business I Can D In Abuja With Less Than 50k by GailMartins: 10:21pm On Aug 18, 2012
sad I can do any mobile bussiness. I just need to start from sumwhr
Business / Pls Advice Me On D Kind Of Business I Can D In Abuja With Less Than 50k by GailMartins: 10:38pm On Aug 16, 2012
[/color][color=#550000]Relocating to Abuja in September. Pls advice me on the kind of business i can start with 50k. I dont want to be idle(at least, till i get a job). I'd appreciate ur suggestions, great Nairalanders!

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