It was her birthday so I thought we'd just hang out. On getting to her place, I found out she'd invited one other friend.
Immediately I changed plan and instead of the normal treat, I chose to take them to Amala Hey.
Since then, the babe Don dey give me attitude.


But ladies why?

Must you take your 'I Neva chop' galfriend to your every date

Let's see what you've got

Congrats cos u finally got ursef a new job...




I remember once,when my dad gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead i bought a raffle ticket for a brand new car... When i got home,i explained 2 my dad what i did and he beat the crap out of me.. But the next day,when my dad woke up and opened the door,outside our house was a car that we have not seen before.. We all cried especially me,because the car was from the electricity company,they came to cut our wire.. My dad beat the hell out of me again..

For me, I just play with my Rubik's cube.. It works

The value of spare tyres is knowing that you have it... Just incase

Don't be unequally yoked with unbelievers.. But I guess the lady is trying to be the Holyspirit.

Wisdom is indeed profitable to direct.. Foolishness everywhere

Presh900:
aaah!! Another thread??..cc badassdude epp me call others

I tire for the guy and him questions.. U shd be able to EPP nw. No fall my hand Dis time o abi make we wait for px.josh the sexologist?

Folalade:
Wtf! He wont finish watching this seasonal movie I swear down

Only a guy could av posted this

Even as a guest you could still access most of these threads.

Op was never a guest and just when she registered she searched for the guys moniker and saw all the threads..

Op u don't seem to be making any sense

Oga op... As much as I think I have the answer to your question, u might want to EPP me resend your question cos me Don forget.. but meanwhile next poster do justice to op's question.

No fall my hand o

Oga have u heard of the speed painter, Fola David?

The way this thread made FP.. I gats post my photoshop too. Watch out for my pose wit 2baba

Debbywills:

OK o,if you say so

Amma c u ard soon... Enjoy

Debbywills:


Yeah, I noticed. you just dey do your thing backstage, e be like you don commit, na why you dey hide upandan
Oya whisper to me, I won't tell no one

Babe I'm just being me

Debbywills:

Lol. Hello Gentleman, Good morning to you! I haven't see you on this platform for a while, you travelled?

Halo dear... Bin around. Just doing my thing backstage.

Debbywills:

Lol. I fit fry yam be that nau

There she is... Hottie

traecey:
pls how did you login?

Logged on wit my middle name which starts with a T

1. How many sides does a pentagon have?
a. 2
b. 3
c. 5
d. No sides

2. Bamboo can be made_____fishing poles
a. Into
b. Of
c. By
d. Up to
e. Up

3. The closest government to the people is
a. Local government
b. State government
c. Federal government
d. United Nations
e. Ward government

4. What is 999 times 100.0
a. 199.0
b. 999.0
c. 9990
d. 99900

5. Choose the option nearest in meaning. It was announced that they were yet to APPREHEND the criminals
a. Arrest
b. Prosecute
c. Charge
d. Interrogate
e. None of the above

6. Muscles, bones, ligaments, and tendons are components of
a. Skeletal system
b. Circulatory system
c. Digestive system
d. Excretory system
e. None

7. Which is the largest number in 15/17, 15/18, 15/19, 15/21
a. 15/17
b. 15/18
c. 15/19
d. 15/21

8. Choose the option nearest in meaning. She was REPRIMANDED by her boss for negligence
a. Rebuked
b. Sacked
c. Punished
d. Surcharged

9. Robert Mugabe is the president of
a. Zimbabwe
b. Zambia
c. Botswana
d. Namibia
e. South Africa

10. Because of the hard times, many workers now live in a state of____poverty
a. Abject
b. Affluent
c. Repulsive
d. Imaginable
e. Unpardonable

amoduokoh:
Keep trying

I sent them a mail and got this ' The N-Power Teach Selection Process 1. Now that you have concluded your application, you are going to be assessed before selection. 2. The assessment will be done by programme and in phases. See the assessment schedule below. 3. A personal profile has been opened for every applicant. Log in to your personal profile by filling in your phone number and surname as contained in your application. THE ASSESSMENT SCHEDULE Programme Test Days N-Power Teach 20th September – 28th September 2016 N-Power Agro 29th September – 1st October 2016 N-Power Health 2nd October – 3rd October 2016 N-Power Community Education 4th October – 6th October 2016 N-Power Creative 7th October – 9th October 2016 N-Power Tech (Software) 10th October – 12th October 2016 N-Power Tech (Hardware) 13th October 2016 – 14th October 2016 N-Power Build 15th October – 18th October 2016 4. Please note that you can only gain access to your profile for assessment as represented in the schedule. The schedule breaks down applicants in batches by their surnames. 5. Applicants for the N-Power Teach programme will be first in line. Starting on Tuesday, 20th September, 2016, applicants whose surnames fall between the alphabets V-Z (e.g. Venda, Wushishi, Xiaver, Yusuf, Zikora) should log in and take their assessments. A schedule for each programme is represented below. N-Power Teach Programme DATES SURNAME BY ALPHABETS 20th September 2016 V, W, X, Y, Z 21st September 2016 P, Q, R, T, U 22nd September 2016 Aa – Al 23rd September 2016 Am – Az, B 24th September 2016 O 25th September 2016 M,N 26th September 2016 F, G, H, I 27th September 2016 C, D, E 28th September 2016 J, K, L, S N-Power Agro Programme DATES SURNAME BY ALPHABETS 29th September 2016 A, B, C, D, F, G 30th September 2016 E, H, I, J, K, L, M, N 1st October 2016 O – Z N-Power Health Programme DATES SURNAME BY ALPHABETS 2nd October 2016 A – I 3rd October 2016 J – Z N-Power Community Education Programme DATES SURNAME BY ALPHABETS 4th October 2016 A – G 5th October 2016 H – N, P – T 6th October 2016 O, U, Z N-Power Creative Programme DATES SURNAME BY ALPHABETS 7th October 2016 A – E 8th October 2016 F – N 9th October 2016 O – Z N-Power Tech (Software) Programme DATES SURNAME BY ALPHABETS 10th October 2016 A – H 11th October 2016 I – R 12th October 2016 S – Z N-Power Tech (Hardware) Programme DATES SURNAME BY ALPHABETS 13th October 2016 A – J 14th October 2016 K – Z N-Power Build Programme DATES SURNAME BY ALPHABETS 15th October 2016 A – B 16th October 2016 C – I 17th October 2016 J – S 18th October 2016 T – Z 6. In addition, you will be notified by SMS of your assessment the day before. 7. Your assessment will include some personal questions and other questions testing basic knowledge of English, General Knowledge, Quantitative Reasoning. There are other programme-specific questions depending on the programme that you have applied for. 8. Applicants can take their tests on a smart- phone, tablet, laptop or desktop computer provided that these devices have internet connection. 9. Successful applicants will be selected to participate in the N-Power programme. Please note that selection will be done in phases nationwide. Best Wishes, The N-Power Programme Team'

surebona:
N-Power Teach: 20th September 2016 V, W, X, Y, Z 21st September 2016 P, Q, R, T, U 22nd September 2016 Aa - Al 23rd September 2016 Am - Az, B 24th September 2016 O 25th September 2016 M,N 26th September 2016 F, G, H, I 27th September 2016 C, D, E 28th September 2016 J, K, L, S N-Power Agro: 29th September 2016 A, B, C, D, F, G 30th September 2016 E, H, I, J, K, L, M, N 1st October 2016 O - Z N-Power Health: 2nd October 2016 A - I 3rd October 2016 J - Z N-Power Community Education: 4th October 2016 A - G 5th October 2016 H - N, P – T 6th October 2016 O, U, Z N-Power Creative: 7th October 2016 A - E 8th October 2016 F - N 9th October 2016 O - Z N-Power Tech (Software): 10th October 2016 A - H 1 11th October 2016 I - R 12th October 2016 S - Z N-Power Tech (Hardware): 13th October 2016 A - J 14th October 2016 K - Z N-Power Build: 15th October 2016 A - B 16th October 2016 C - I 17th October 2016 J - S 18th October 2016 T - Z.

Bros I'm A and scheduled for today. Not been able to log in tho

Traditionally marriages in my home country are usually contracted between Thursdays and Saturdays. That was then, I read in Reuben Abati's "the true meaning of recession" in The Guardian on Friday 9th September that in the new Nigeria it is no longer uncommon to see marriages contracted on Mondays and Tuesdays for various reasons but primarily for crowd management. In the new change mantra, our President has reminded us that the real change starts with us (deep). I watched our Vice President on Channels TV news say recession will soon be over (we pray). Our Finance Minister said "recession is just a word" (for real?). My warm wishes to all intending couples who are about to start the journey from this weekend. Hear me, in an economy running at 17.1% inflation rate (highest in 11 years), the economy of your home is not in the hands of any economic team but in your hands.
The real romance is not the usual fantasies that go with the wedding day but the journey that begins the morning after. Your honeymoon must not necessarily be in the moon if you have to borrow to belong. Romance can be a common feature of your marriage even in the face of recession if you start from the basics. In this information age, it is not a must for you to make common mistakes in marriage. Have a family budget, spend what is left after saving, don't save what is left after spending. Empower your spouse if you earn more, this will guarantee some stability in the event of the unforeseen. Family planning is not about child spacing as radio jingles will sometimes want to suggest, it is about deliberately planning for the future of your children. It is no longer fashionable to leave the upbringing of your children in the hands of teachers and house helps, either Dad or Mum should be on ground to watch the kids grow as it has been proven that more money no longer guarantees happiness in the home. A family vacation at least once in a year will keep the family closely knit together but should be planned within affordable budget and not necessarily in Europe or America. The romance in your marriage can defy recession, maybe 'home economics' can lead us out of a recession that is proving to be more than just a word but defying all known economic theories from the Harvard and Oxford trained economists. Planned and happy family units might just be the solution to the woes of a nation that failed to plan. Nigeria has a great future.

I.legend is another joker on the loose

agesron:
Smiles, is it a crime to fart during sex? Just asking thou.

Y do I think u also fart during sex? Nice pix u v got

Schooled in Ekiti. Surrounded by Ilupeju folks. They are not bad afterall

Debbywills:

Awww...Thanks Gbenga

Uwc dear... Av fun

harry2sexy:
Unemployment is really terrible but when nepa doesn't bring light, it's just worst. If there was light, dis oga will be watching film instead of disgracing the entire human race

Bro u nailed it

WindUpMerchant:
u have a banging body.

Debbywills:


Lol...
What About it?

This bros' way of flirting ehn ... U v got hotlegs and a pretty face to compliment

24hourNigeriane:
Huh

And I finally checked ur pix... M speechless

Another open minded Nigerian

LorDBolton:

Bro have u noticed it's actually "blacks" who do most of these crap?
I'm beginning to smh for this race...

Even the so-called good gals are monsters on the internet

UndisputedBosom:
Op more please on behalf of....,
Where are the great Vaseline and pears baby oil crew.....una lunch don ready oh

U may b fortunate to see some gal u kno.. Just trying to make Dem famous