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Technology Market / Re: SOLD!! Hp Elitebook 745 G3 256gb Ssd + 500gb Hdd @#125k by Geedy: 4:31pm On Dec 07, 2020 |
Omo ds thing na lit ajeh! But so sad son of man is cash stripped right now. Pessin fit dey pay am small small? |
Romance / Re: Bride Price Is A Penalty For Rape. Africa Wake Up by Geedy: 4:28pm On Dec 07, 2020 |
Lol, is it now that you want to change it?
It has become a tradition and so will it continue like that forever. |
Programming / Re: When Does A Beginner Become A Programmer, And Should Start Applying For Jobs? by Geedy: 9:41am On Dec 04, 2020 |
pajosh:Wow! Thanks so much sir |
Programming / Re: When Does A Beginner Become A Programmer, And Should Start Applying For Jobs? by Geedy: 10:40am On Dec 03, 2020 |
How do one think algorithmically? 1 Like |
Romance / Re: The Jumoke Story: Before You Marry A Nigerian Lady, Act Broke For Months by Geedy: 11:35am On Dec 02, 2020 |
Same reasons I hate dating Nigeria girls. For an Indian babe (as beautiful as she's) without considering the odds promised me her whole life that she's not gonna marry to any one except me, even though I told her I'm an hustler and that I'm not rich let alone have the money to travel down to her place. Yet she still say she's gonna wait that she believes in me that I'll make it someday. THIS IS TRUE LOVE But ds our Naija girls ehn, make I no just talk, Shiloh awaits you someday 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Nigerians React As Photo Of Tiwa Savage’s Nipple Almost Falling Out Of Her Dress by Geedy: 4:31pm On Nov 23, 2020 |
Chinemeremjosh0:My brother na real efulefu fah 1 Like |
Family / Re: Mistakes People Make In Their 20s That Guarantee They Will Have A Hard Life. by Geedy: 4:28pm On Nov 23, 2020 |
3,4,5 pointed to me most |
Education / Re: Omo Al Qalam University No Be Here, See 400 Level Questions! by Geedy: 4:26pm On Nov 23, 2020 |
U no mean am! Nursery school questions for University students why? When their mate in other tuition are handling real life exam see wht they're doing I pity the future of this university's students |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Jerry Rawlings Death: Akufo-Addo Declares 7 Days Of National Mourning In Ghana by Geedy: 5:27pm On Nov 20, 2020 |
Perfecttouch:Ur Fada!!! |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Jerry Rawlings Death: Akufo-Addo Declares 7 Days Of National Mourning In Ghana by Geedy: 6:21pm On Nov 12, 2020 |
Perfecttouch:No offence, your mumu ehn na grade 1 � |
Pets / Re: Wow Check Out 5 Animals That Die During And After Making Love by Geedy: 7:26pm On Nov 01, 2020 |
Nawa o something must kill a man |
Family / Re: What Do Some Men Gain From Sleeping With Other Men's Wives??? by Geedy: 11:11am On Oct 24, 2020 |
Thank ur stars that u find urself a good wife tht rejects such. Use tht opportunity n set a bait for him. Things like ds once happened where I lived. But instead of the husband getting mad or overreacted he and his wife decided to set a bait for him. As planned the woman pretended she'd agreed and they both fixed the next day in the woman's matrimonial bed. The next day the husband pretends he'd gone to work by bidding every one in d house goodbye including the jackass. And turned to the window side n enter through the window then hid under the bed. To cut the story short the plan was well executed. The rest is a story. For the man's life even if toto dey grow for ground im nogo put im dick inside. 2 Likes |
Education / Re: I Regretted Going To University by Geedy: 5:44pm On Sep 29, 2020 |
RedPanthar:I'm not good as a content writer, but can I join your team as a typist? |
Crime / Re: Lady Pours Hot Water On 8-Year-Old Househelp For Licking Milk In Anambra (Graphi by Geedy: 5:36pm On Sep 29, 2020 |
Goddd!!!!! what a wicked world. Wht level of wickedness is ds huh? But some people will get stranded even at the Hell's Gate. Poor girl, anyway she'll hv a story to tell when she later make it in life. |
Family / Re: Share Your Childhood Craziest Experiences by Geedy: 3:26pm On Sep 29, 2020 |
chatinent:lol, he was just catching fun with the live show 2 Likes 1 Share |
Family / Re: Share Your Childhood Craziest Experiences by Geedy: 3:12pm On Sep 29, 2020 |
In Olamide's voice "melo melo, melo melo mofe wi, melo melo, melo melo mofe so" Mehn when I looked back at wht I've done as a child n look at d circumstances surrounding me today, I say to myself it's a pay back time. I'm ds guy with innocent luk, but within me is an abode of d demon. Shd I talk abt hw I'll shit in a nylon n throw it across to our neighbor's comp, r hw me n my geng will set people's farm ablaze, r hw we'll leave school during teaching period and went to people's farm to pluck oranges, pineapples, cashew even kolanut, I can't tell it all, I did sht as a child. The one I can still vividly remember was wen I brought my partners in crime to our house. There used to be ds lime tree in front of our house owned by my landlord (ds man a retired teacher then, get craze for head). We plucked a bucket-full of the lime, dug hole n play snookers with it. Dat was how d man (landlord) caught me d my guys in act, we hd to run n leave evrythin behind. We set out for anoda place, play until d evening, everyone went dere own separate places. Knowing wht lies ahead of me at home, I hd to sneaked in. Few minutes later food was set, as a family we eat in group. To cut to the chase, that was how ds man just showed up from no where, alas! I want to run but no other way outta the room. He held my hand and drag me out of my parents gently. It's obvious my dad wasn't surprised he knows wht I'm capable of. Here's the funny part: As d man was dragging me I hd to hold unto a metal which was nailed to the door. He pulled me but he couldn't since he's old. My dad nw told me in my language (Idoma) "byo kankan" meaning hold it very tight, and at d same time told the man in Yoruba "Baba efa daadaa" meaning Baba pull him very well. He kept repeating d same thing to me n d man vice versa. As an elderly man he pulled me with all his energy until he wears out. Then of course he thought of another way by biting my hand off the grip, that was how he finally got me. Out of the trouble I hv let him pass through, he beat the shit outta me. lol. 36 Likes 1 Share |
Crime / Re: Policemen Chase Guest To Death At A Burial Service In Ogun by Geedy: 1:04pm On Mar 14, 2020 |
A sinner will run when no one is pursuing him 1 Like |
Business / Re: Bill Gates Steps Down From Microsoft Board by Geedy: 12:44pm On Mar 14, 2020 |
O really! I've been waiting for this glorious day and here it's finally comes Now my turn to mount the chair |
Romance / Re: She Called Me A 1minute Man.until I Proved Her Wrong With This Combination. by Geedy: 9:11am On Mar 10, 2020 |
OluwasureGig:He is not doing well at all, oooooooooooooooin 2 Likes |
Education / Re: UNILORIN Withholds Geologist’s Certificate 24 Years After Graduation by Geedy: 9:03am On Mar 10, 2020 |
Mywd:The VP (village people) are to be blame for this |
Religion / Re: Daily Reasons To Accept Jesus. by Geedy: 3:24am On Mar 10, 2020 |
MFMRevivalist:In fact as if you see through me, you almost touch all the aspects, but I just pray this works 'cos I've given my life to Christ on several occasions, as a matter of fact this phrase "Lord Jesus, come into my life. I accept You as my Lord and Personal Saviour. I believe in my heart You died and rose from the dead to save me. Thank You Lord for saving me, in Jesus name Amen" as become a poem to me that it doesn't mean anything to my hearing again. God knows deep down me I don't want it but I can't just help it. I'm Gideon by name |
Religion / Re: Daily Reasons To Accept Jesus. by Geedy: 6:26pm On Mar 09, 2020 |
MFMRevivalist:Let me say both, 'cos I'm lustfully addicted |
Programming / Re: The Secrets Of Programming That Only 5% Of Programmer's Know by Geedy: 6:24pm On Mar 09, 2020 |
pajosh:Uh No if you don't mind the link please? |
Programming / Re: The Secrets Of Programming That Only 5% Of Programmer's Know by Geedy: 2:33pm On Mar 09, 2020 |
pajosh:Yes |
Programming / Re: The Secrets Of Programming That Only 5% Of Programmer's Know by Geedy: 2:19pm On Mar 09, 2020 |
pajosh:Python but a beginner though |
Programming / Re: The Secrets Of Programming That Only 5% Of Programmer's Know by Geedy: 12:29pm On Mar 09, 2020 |
pajosh:I'm interested |
Technology Market / Re: SOLD!!! HP Elitebook X360 1030 G2 For Sale by Geedy: 12:22pm On Mar 09, 2020 |
Chai omo! how I wish I grab this one But this poverty no just gree But i know I'll be free one day |
Religion / Re: Daily Reasons To Accept Jesus. by Geedy: 12:19pm On Mar 09, 2020 |
Please help pray for the boy, he's so deep rooted in sin that he can't get out so easily even after hearing so many preachings |
Programming / Re: The Secrets Of Programming That Only 5% Of Programmer's Know by Geedy: 12:03pm On Mar 09, 2020 |
This thread just scared the shit outta me It is well, if people can do it, I will surely do it too 3 Likes |
Education / Re: For Canada Study Permit Come In by Geedy: 11:15am On Mar 09, 2020 |
Can you help someone get in there then pay back later? |
Education / Re: How To Upload WAEC/NECO Result To Jamb Portal by Geedy: 11:12am On Mar 09, 2020 |
If you can't do it here then forget it |
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