hmmmm.... similar to one of ma posts...ddnt make front page tho......
Not fair......





nice one @op

benuejosh:
she must learn before we get married, coz before we get married you must cook for me to eat.

on point....

Mutuwa:
Zero for a woman who cannot cook good o!
Beauty without good cooking skills is like a stray bullet.

gbam!!

saaedlee:
NOT ME


Cuz I am already engaged to a super cook, last weekend two of my collagues visted just to taste Ekpang Nkukwuo again

*licking ma lips*

sure say no b advert u de do??

Maakhir:


Its a dumb thread and a million of these have been made

well,I'm sorry it wasn't made to make guys like u see reasons to comment on it...

Maakhir:
smh

keep a dictionary and possibly a textbook on 'perfect grammer';by ur side,and den go through d post again.

Thank me later.

*Adjusts spectacles..clears throat*...

It's just so appalling dat,so many ladies (our women)masquerade them selves along every noticeable street,clad in eye-catching trousers (abi na leggings), showcasing protruded buttocks,which dey cap up wt tops(blouses) dt display pairs of diffrent looking bloated bosoms,their faces,bearing a striking resemblance to d famous adamma masquerade...(bash with mercy,ah beg u)
But it becomes disheartening, to discover dt these ladies(the guilty ones,shaa),only satisfy their belies wt already-prepared dishes from either restaurants or hotels...S.M.H
The most painful side of the whole story, is their success in leading unsuspecting young men,finally to the alter,and den make dem exchange vows with dem,after they must have created a false impression of being knowledgeable about the 'know-hows' associated with preparing various dishes;this they do by secretly patronising hotels or restaurants, and den serving their fiancés with dose already-prepared dishes, and posing to be d brains behind those delicious meals(chukwu neyere umu nwoke aka ).

Now,here comes my question...
just as we guys can't date someone we don't love (genuine relationship oo), then how many of us think,or can overlook the bad&discouraging cooking skills of our fiancées/girl friends, as d case may be
How many can go ahead to tie knots with these kind of ladies

ITbomb:
You know wetin be RAM?
That na memory wey dey volatile, dat is, e dey quick erase. Na there your copied stuff dey land, so na only one thing at a time you fit copy and paste, if you copy another thing when you never paste the first one, dat means say the first one don go be that.

So when you copy by pressing for a long time, na the same style you go just press for a long time for the space wey you wan paste. Press am until you see paste wey go appear on top of where you press. Bam, you don paste be that. Then you go copy another one.

Which of the Tecno you dey use sef

h6 bro..

my h6 does dem
thnks tho

Hello,phone engineers on nairaland,i really need enlightenment on this.
Android phones normally provides one with d 'copy' option wen a word is highlighted or long-pressed.
Take for instance, the new version of 2go offers dt function, Watsap also,so does d phone browser.
Now,please the question Is,where can i find all the phrases, sentences,posts and their likes,that i have highlighted and copied,whenever d need for usage arises?




please I'm i making sense?
i really need to b educated on that..



SECONDLY,How can i root d software of my tecno h6?


don't just view and leave wtout makn comments if u are in d position of helpn me.

Thanks in anticipation of ur helpful answers.

op...no3 is soo on point..
e gt one gal like ds wey always rub.....













see dia hungru ears

Jennydoris:





Nooooooo

y na..ah tnk say we de parley wella fr dream

Jennydoris:
There is always a time to call and text. But then what matters is that both of you are communicating whether you call or text. Let the communication line be alive it's one of the underpinning to every relationship.

thnks dear...
but i meant...*more appreciated*
yea u can txt wen need be,like wen one is inna place wia noise is frowned at..
no b so??

Petmac:
Now etisalat has given me unlimited browsing u want me to start making calls when I can text all day long..
Buh ur points are on point.. Tho applying them will be difficult since I'm known for texting a lot.. Anyway nice post.

thanks...at least....a source of encouragement

pls how did u get d unlimited browsn plan frm etisalat...hw come

Sirchucks:
It love made in casablanca :-D

;+D=

not ds :-D





thnk me lera.....

Now for ma jtown hommies...


op...wia is st.murumba college jos d skul p.square got dia roots from,the school ice prince sprung forth from eh

#ProudToBeASmoba(st.murumba old boys association)

NiceMan4:
Crap.

Thanks..at least u made me resolve to post smthn dat will make ur comment sound out of place next time...

[quote author=Shawl001 post=29725113]And if i no con get call card nko.....? Make i go steal or what?...abeg, na both øƒ dem D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ ok. If i have call credit, i will call and if i don't i will text her.. Atleast, better than NONE![/quote
i said "y calls are 'better' appreciated ...

justmag:
What if I call her thru VIBER or SKYPE?? .

hmmm..uve forgetten it's not al d ladies hu knw all dat...many neva utilise,fully ,the functions of dia smartfones

#adjusts tie...puts on magnifying lens...clears throat#
#SoManyMayKnowBoutThisTho
Its been a source of fantasy for me and to some guys and ladies too i guess shaa,d reason why we all feel happy&cared for,whenever ur bae or guy gives a cal...

uhmm,I've looked into this matter,and I'm out with my own 'supposed answers' to it#LetsRide

*IT SHOWS UR WILLINGNESS TO TAKE CARE OF HER FINANCIAL ISSUES
Now dem ladies are gon like ds
i think,wen a guy gves his gal a cal(not d 'airtym saving' one minute cal tho),thus exhausting his airtym,bought wit notn else buh cash, this unconsciously gves a feeling to d lady,that dis dude is really into her and can foot her bills.

* BEST MEDIUM TO CONVEY EMOTIONS, FEELINGS& COUNTENANCE
Your guy/gal,possibly might be having a baaad day,or he/she might have an problem bugging her/him,possibly they might deny and put up a jovial countenance wen u either chat or txt them,but trust me,if u are the sensitive type believe me,his/her voice wuld definitely gve them away... wen u cal

*GIVES D KINDA *ALONE IN THE WORLD* FEELING
well,this i think is experienced during calls later in d day,wen u about to retire for d day,and he/she gves ur line a buzz, u feel as if they are just d ones hu are aware of ur existence(chai!! love ehnn)
This is not d case wen u two chat on s.media platforms, as d speed of replying texts may slacken,due to replying oda numerous texts frm oda users on ur frnd list.

*EXPERIENCE'S ARE BETTER RELAYED
Imagine him/her telling u a story or narrating an experience over d fone,including those humorous voice variations, slown down speech and accelerating at d ryt tym...
then compare it to wen d experience is related through an epistle(goin to b boring for those hu have 'sudden eye defects' frm reading lengthy write-ups; D

*CONFIRMS A PERSONALITY ASSUMED ON CHAT NETWORKS (S.MEDIA CHAT-UP SITES)
Imagine a dude/lady,hu assumes being educationally sound&having an impressive grammatical build-up,on face book,watsapp or Twitter,maybe through memorized phrases or words,and den d bae or guy gets hooked,and decides to gv them a cal,and discovers that he/she can't pronounce words correctly,or fails to use tenses correctly ..

#Audience grinning and giggling
*THANK YOU...
#steps down from d symposium















lemme hear frm u all.

*sobs,...wipes tears*....

please,experienced phone engineers on nairaland, please i am need of help...
i was going through a thread on 5 dsadadvntages of android,and i saw several complaints on d high rate at which android phones(mine is techno h6)consume data,i also saw comments,implying that there are apps for one to use in reducing the rate at which data is consumed.
please,i really need to know,and download those apps,and if there is any other method wt which i can reduce d rate of data consumption, i will gladly accept.

please do not just view and leave without rendering help...

*sobs*

Beesluv:
Good, where do you fall

lil of d passive.. n lil of the active.

Beesluv:
Good, where do you fall

lil of s passive.. n lil of the active.

A Prosperous New year to u all,most loved nairalanders.

From d best of ma ability,from observations also,I've being able to place various kinds of citizens hu have attained the age of independence thus acquired the right to vote and be voted for,into a class of five,This includes people and their varying degrees of interest and participation in the political sector, and of course, wen it comes to elections.
let's go through my list...

*1.THE EVER ACTIVE CITIZENS
people under this class display awesome interest and enthusiasm towards politics and especially during election periods.
Nairaland can boast of housing this set of people.
They always make known their various political parties and their *men of the year* in every thread they comment in,irrespective of d main theme that thread dwells upon.
If u are in this category....KUDOS TO U

*2.THOSE WHO LET THEIR BELLIES DO THE VOTING
It's that time again, when rallies, campaigns, and various political meetings are held,in these gatherings,it's a usual sight to see rice,and other food items being distributed to people.
Beneficiaries from ds "charitable sharing"will place dia votes in favour of the benefactor,disregarding his/her ability/inability to lead...
#stockTheirPantriesWithFoodAndTheyWillForeverCastTheirWretchedVotesForYou...

*3.THOSE VOTE UNCONSCIOUSLY
Mostly aged men and women in rural areas, fall under this category.
what amuses me,is the fact that they would beat d hot sun, standing in endless queues to get registered,and den on the day of voting,due to inability to spot the right party logo,become deceived by promiscuous officials, to votn fr wtevet party dey stand for
#diarisGodooo

*4.THE PASSIVE...
This class comprises male and female voters,hu posses voter's card,tho bt are warm and not all dat interested in politics and related matters.
Under ds class would u find pple hu will never memorise d date for elections, only to pop out on d eve of election day to ask odas fr d date of election

*5.THOSE WHO WALLOW IN APATHY,TOWARDS POLITICS AND ITS RELATED MATTERS(elections inclusive)
This set ehnn....A voter's card can neva be seen in dia briefcase or wallet,dependn on wia they store important documents.
They are satisfied being led,never putting forth suggestions or rather participating in anytn politics,they can only gt a voter's card on d grounds of persuasion or sermons from the religious....after sef,on dat day dey wil,gettn d card would be like trying to mob a sandy field,cos dem no knw wia e de sef ...

where do u fall?? feel free to add yours

Cutehector4u:
haryormeedeh its not good.... Lol ok thr was one tym she sent me a broadcast message on whatsapp..u knw all dese texts dat say if u like me or u want to do smth with me den pick a number..dah kyn tin...so i picked a number which read to have fun with her which is just a normal thing two friends do....den i asked her whch number she would choose, na im she pick two numbers whch read money and iphone 6... I now replied her cmon deat, last tym i checked, ur boyfrnd was still alive and rich..... So it should b his responsibility nd not mine.... I now told her she should pick anoda number.. She picked number 1 which was a baby.....hian i just tire for d girl

Pearls92:
Excuse me! Don't judge every girl by your personal experience

really.......buh try looking for a chip in a place covered wt sand....how easy





THE ONES U TALKN ABOUT ARE DAMN RARE TO GET!!!

tosyne2much:
OP, I sight u ooooo

Make I book this space down first b4 I modify am

Are u one of dem?

Cutehector4u:
he was talkn abt frndship nd not a relationship...

..

its on a.friendshp level now tho...buh with this attitude frm her... don't thnk the already-crumbling union can move forward..'(

MIZMYCOLI......TOSYNE....LALASTIC.... PLS REAL LOVE DOCTORS... really want to hear ur opinions

This has being a topic for discuss that brings forth bitter tales frm some guys '( .
I want experienced nairalanders to put forth their contributions into this matter,#mizmycoli, #lalasticlala& a host of others...

Wel,this Lady approached me,(we've knwn each oda fr smtym,being classmates too),expressn feelings of 'love',saying/singing the normal "I've being wt so many guys, but u are just special...bla bla bla" (the bae fyn shaa,she's worth a die for )

we got along,no scuffles,no bad story.... On one occasion she requested i do her a favour( moni na..watelse),ah den explained dat she should exercise patience,d money would get to her,(na here our beef start)...
Recently, while chattn wt her,she bluntly told me she was hallucinating wen she saw dose qualities she told me i had..that i was simply an illusion!!!
I'm not a fool and neither m i dumb headed not to notice her sudden change frm dat day,

She hardly calls,(tosyne2much,are u seeing somethn here)
Now the question is... why do some ladies posses this erroneous belief that d guys shuld always b on d giving side while they remain permanently on the recievn end tho.d guy is expected to take care of the bills tho,is it a crime for a Lady to get her boo a gift?

I am seriously thinkn of calling it quits wt ds gal...
In need of helpful advice plss..No space booking oo

axortedbabe:
Mtcheeew...
Lubbish..

seconded, sweety