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I've got a mum and sisters who were the best when i was young, but these days they bring me grief.

I think everything changes with time, women included

Do we really need women? I think yes but only in the early stages of life, after that, they change, they turn their backs, and they fade into the past until memories of them hurt the brain and suffocate the heart.

What happened to nairaland? I've been watching all the hate events unfold. This place used to be fun, now everybody is fighting, so i ask fellow nairalanders, what do u think went wrong, what has caused all this bitching and fighting among the guys and also the girls?

y me:

a big hug hmmmmmmmm

O lord have mercy, this girl go kill me, she get big something

y me:

wow thank you well well

wow you're welcome well well

Hehehe is that a hug, wa shiere

when they turn u down, put on a very symphatetic face and keep trying. They like to feel in control so to make it easy for yourself, make them feel like u cant live without them, send loads of sweet txts, and prepare yourself for a lot of initially-disappointing-news. The sweet side is that if you're a fine boi like me, and you have pockets that dont lie, the drammer always has a happy ending

y me:

makes jack a dull boy abi
lol

You sabi everything

Look my slogan, na my confession be dat

All work and no play, u know the rest

smooooooth:

totally unadvisable. no job will be done as they will be busy humping all day.

Thats still work being done

I have a question oh, does girl z like guy y back??

Where the desirable is not available, the available becomes desirable

she's just come up here to announce she's gonna get laid and she's considering whether or not to allow it.  I mean, doesn't make sense,  init

Moyola:

Nice and Genuine

Hahaha, u wish!

u will certainly end up in his bed with this kind of mentality

ife3166:

na most yoruba guy only.

yoruba girls are worse

give the full gist. u already sound like u have a plan to do him

I once was sleeping in my boxers and a t-shirt as a young dude. When i woke up suddenly, i noticed our house girl [who was like 10yrs older than me] on all fours like she was looking for something under my bed, but i knew she was peeping at my nuts

Pepper ko, sugar ni iwo? o oni she anything

Ahhh, when i said i'm in luv, i meant with her style oh, I just love the way she handles her affairs, i no dey drag am with u oh, pls carry am dey go but no try juju oh, that one is dangerous, oti o!

Na there your power finish

wo enu e
i will pinch it for u now

I'll be twanging that ass soon as she shake tha booty at me

Yeah we are, we're boombastic too