shadrach77: ol'boy seriously, that picture of yours does not do you any justice! you look like a comedian in that picture with that oversized sunshades of yours - must you wear shades to show that you are a hip-hop artiste? walahi, you no get swag at all

Okija_juju: Useless...

Went to their office to complain after their call center people pissed me off... The lady behind the counter was almost repeating the same crap the call center people told me so I cursed them out, brought out my sim card, cut it to bits & threw the pieces in her face, she reacted so i slapped the lady behind the desk, hit the security gurad on duty who came to restrain me with a chair I found in the reception, walked outside and tackled the Mobile police on duty and just when I had over-powered the second mopol and dispossed him of his rifle, I woke up and realized it was a dream and I was still connected to the best network in Nigeria MTN!!

Ibime: Eziachi,

First of all, my sincere prayers for your return to full health. You are one of my cherished elders on NL.


Second of all,

It is very necessary to sack underperforming staff. . . however. . .

You shoulda got the cleaning company to redeploy the lady and put them on final warning before withdrawing the contract. The owner of the cleaning company is a business man just like you and the actions of this lady cost the company fixed income even though they had little jurisdiction over the ladies actions. If contracts were torn up everytime an employee misbehaves, nobody would have any contracts in UK. You have to raise complaints with the company and they will deal with the lady themselves. If they continue sending substandard staff, then you hammer them.

Okija_juju: Did I also point out that I never failed English Language or Integrated Science tests, quizzes or exam through out secondary school when both them ladies thaught me. . Awwwwww! Sweet juvenile love.

However did I get this rotten. . Now when I see women, all I think about is fhucking them. . . I can barely even type a romantic text message today let alone write a full love letter like we did back in the days.

1stCitizen: See comments! No wonder the quality of WAEC results has been plummeting over the past 20 years.

Mhismole: LOL! Why are only men commenting on this topic?

I had the most intense crush on my English teacher mehn. Choi! Dude had pink lips and one very selzy dimple

We were friends sha, used to sit on his table and gist with him for hours...

...until one of my classmates went to show him one letter I wrote about his 'long' thing

mkmyers45: Had a very bad crush on miss lami...lawd have mercy..i used to draw hearts near her name in all my books and assingments..she called me one day and asked me to stop and i started crying...She was/maybe (is) the subject of most of my fantacies...

uti-mayor:
mine was at FGC Nise ss1-ss2, this NYSC staff, her name is Miss. Dolapo, chei this babe fine.. She came second term and took up literature, funny enough the whole boys that have chosen geography switched to literature, not only me, every one had a crush on her and she knew about it, i think she enjoys it cos she started dressing super sexy and fly. No kind dream wey i no get ontop her body.

mkpologwu: It was in my nursery 2. That lady was so hot I usually pee in my panties!

deeplow: Miss ojo was my classteacher in S.S.1-3.tall,fair,sexy n I loved her all 3ru those years.I was d assistant class captain,so,I always had access to her office.I always wrote names of noise makers even when dere wasn't noise in d class.all because I had to see her.I intentionally enrolled myself for private lessons with her(cos I always imagined she'd pounce on me if we had privacy to ourselves).I remember d day she admired a man in my presence cos he was gap-toothed.d look on my face wlda killed d man if it had bullets.luckily for me(I thot),I am gap-toothed too.since dat day I became a smiling machine,thinking she'd notice d gap n fall in love with me.anyways it never happened.saw her 2yrs ago n my heart still pounded d way it used to.I wish she at least gave me a kiss then.

dckng16: @ Ochek, for real it happened

@ Gepheral and life_style, I drove them out nakked and shouted April fool at them too...

dckng16: Mine was when i came back from work and behold my patner and my bestfriend in the room naked but covered with blanket and with littered used condoms on the floor. Both look at me and smile,shout "APRIL FOOL" at the same time.
I was so mad, didn't know what to do...
But guess what?