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Autos / Re: Mercedes Smart Keys Honda Remote Keys All Kinds Of Brain Box Any Car! by getam: 10:45pm On Apr 08, 2009
How about you make me an offer grin
and post it here on nairaland,thank you grin
Autos / Re: Mercedes Smart Keys Honda Remote Keys All Kinds Of Brain Box Any Car! by getam: 9:32pm On Apr 08, 2009
@kaboolee
Some times i prefer emails much more convenient grin.
Thanks for the encouragement wink
Autos / Re: Mercedes Smart Keys Honda Remote Keys All Kinds Of Brain Box Any Car! by getam: 5:02pm On Apr 08, 2009
@webmaster check your email for price.You will have to cut the blade though.All new keys come u ncut.

@Fadaka my advice for you is to simply buy new brainbox and key which i can get you easily how ever some key programmers here complain i cant say that so please try them out if no luck i can easily get you same i.d ecu and key for your car that is if it was manufactured in u.s

cool
Autos / Re: Don't Dump That Keyless Remote! by getam: 8:41pm On Apr 07, 2009
ashine your eyes forumites shocked shocked shocked shine your eyes shocked
Autos / Re: Mercedes Smart Keys Honda Remote Keys All Kinds Of Brain Box Any Car! by getam: 6:38pm On Apr 07, 2009
@webmaster
It usually a matter of minutes to programme your key.How ever if you got a broken key,you only need to buy the key shell.the engine (transmitter) inside the key is still good.Carefully loose the key using a small screw driver there should be a small chip in a tiny housing (i.d 46 crypto) and a larger transmitter for the remotes.if they are all good which i believe they should be then all you need is a replacement shell which cost like 25% of the price of the key.Check your key and let me know please.
Also pls your location shocked

Autos / Re: Mercedes Smart Keys Honda Remote Keys All Kinds Of Brain Box Any Car! by getam: 6:18pm On Apr 07, 2009
@FADAKA did you lost all keys or just need an additional key.they are 2 diffrent things.
Autos / Re: Don't Dump That Keyless Remote! by getam: 3:31pm On Apr 07, 2009
programming nissan keys can some time be problematic for most lock smith.Its not the programming in itself that is the problem.How ever a nissan would require a 4 digit pin code before it enters the key programming mode.No matter the type of programmer you are using.The codes are supplied by dealerships along with the car when its bought new.with instructions to keep them safe and away from the car.Now for cars bought used getting the codes is almost impoosible and dont bother to ask the dealerships they wont give you grin.

How ever i can give you free simply have a mechanic copy me the serial number on the body control module BCM and email
them to me getamquick@yahoo.com grin grin grin you get it back in 5 minutes.i also sell the software in c.d's if you are interested thank you. cheesy

Shine your eyes shocked shocked shocked

Autos / Re: Don't Dump That Keyless Remote! by getam: 3:20pm On Apr 07, 2009
Forgive my intrusion forumites the man wouldnt allow me use my thread because i am a new comer key programmer.
I left the thread for them and relocate here giving free advice/counselling.If you suspect foul play or over charge or any thing you dont understand  i am your man.pls email getamquick@yahoo.com

shine your eyes shocked shocked
Autos / Re: Don't Dump That Keyless Remote! by getam: 3:04pm On Apr 07, 2009
@emperoh
the chances are there is nothing wrong with your remote.There are 2 types of central locking systems the early models of systems use air to push locks out and suck in to lock example is the mercedes 190 of the early 90's etc how ever the later models which consists of you car usually uses a small electric motor like the one inside tape recorders that moves the tapes.Hondas also uses this system.this kind of problem arises when the electric motors become weak and there fore can not move the locks especially during down ward movements which locks the cars.

The transponder is the the small i.c chip inside your key that is programmed to start your car.which is 4D chip in your case.
It can not be the problem since i assume your car starts fine.

The next is the transmitter.which you were talking of since its the system that communicates wireless signals to the car.How ever if there is a problem with that the signal will be lost and you cant get any functions to work on the car example opening the doors.

There the only problem with your car is mechanical which explains the humming sound you hear when you are attempt to lock it. Your best option is to go to a mechanic garage have them take a look at the locking system,there is a good chance they will fix this for you quitely and easily. grin

Good luck cheesy

Shine your eyes forumites !!! shine your eyes shocked shocked shocked
Autos / Re: Don't Dump That Keyless Remote! by getam: 11:30pm On Apr 06, 2009
shine your eyes shocked shocked shocked forumites !!! shine your eyes shocked shocked shocked

No let them bring key for pocket !!!
Original key dey for sachet yes !!! sealed like pure water yes wo!! shocked shocked shocked shine your eyes !!!

Original key carry the sign V on the blade.just underneath where the plastic meets the blade.its tiny V if you shine your eyes shocked shocked shocked you go see truth.

If you see (R) on the blade run Forumites Run !!!!

e go shine beautiful past original sef !!! Dat one na dubai england they call am and imported from china !!

Look that picture ehe !!! cheesy
Technology Market / Re: Hp Dv4 Laptop, Massive 6 Gb Ram (ddr2), 250 Gb Hard Drive (sata) by getam: 11:13pm On Apr 06, 2009
Sorry forumites the forum was moved by the moderators and i am new here not yet very good at navigating through the site. YES grin

The dv4 comes with standard 4gb minimum RAM how ever we installed an additional 2 gb memory making 6gb in total. How ever its still expandable to upto 8gb maximum.Thank you. cool
Autos / Re: Don't Dump That Keyless Remote! by getam: 11:28pm On Apr 05, 2009
Oga keyremotes cheesy
when you decided along your friends to start attacking my thread why no body say is not polite.I even offered friendship by extolling your virtues on my thread saying you always say keys that you can not do and offer to assist people.But you rejected my overtures and friendship and continued to rubbish me embarassed.Now because i come to your thread suddenly its not polite.I am not advertising my product on your thread i am just educating forumites with good wisdom like you were doing on my thread cheesy.
Todays advice is regarding Fake remote keys and original remote keys for honda cars.Now there are 2 types of remote keys in this world those that break after 2 months(chinese imitations) and those that last and last !(original oem).Nowe 99% of keys sold in nigeria are fakes.the metal part usually breaks after a month or two.Yes shocked
I am not saying any body's keys are fake just take a good look at some genuine honda oem parts for your selves below and be careful dear forumites.shine your eyes shocked shocked shocked
If e no carry leda know what you are buying.shine your eyes forumites

Autos / Re: Don't Dump That Keyless Remote! by getam: 11:22pm On Apr 04, 2009
1. Turn the ignition switch to the ON position

2. Press the LOCK button.
3. Turn the ignition switch to the Off position press unlock button
do this 2 steps quickly 3 times

Next turn the ignition switch to the ON position for the fourth time.(here is the problematic step most peole lose it here)

Press the LOCK button again. The door locks should now make a sound, ZUP! indicating that the system has entered Programming Mode.

Press the LOCK button one more time to program this remote ! remember only once !![b][/b][size=8pt][/size]
Autos / Re: Don't Dump That Keyless Remote! by getam: 11:17pm On Apr 04, 2009
IF YOUR KEY SUDDENLY STOPS WORKING NO WORRY TRY THIS:

1. Turn the ignition switch to the ON position

2. Press the LOCK button.
3. Turn the ignition switch to the Off position

Do this three times quickly

Next turn the ignition switch to the ON position for the fourth time.(here is the problematic step most peole lose it here)

Press the LOCK button again. The door locks should now make a sound, ZUP! indicating that the system has entered Programming Mode.

Press the LOCK button one more time to program this remote ! remember only once !!

No Call any body save your phone credit I beg grin grin grin !

Awup Wisdom tongue

Step by Step guide to buying your automan key programmer coming soon!!!No hard at all cheesy cheesy cheesy

And many more awup Wisdom keep checking shocked shocked shocked
Autos / Re: Mercedes Smart Keys Honda Remote Keys All Kinds Of Brain Box Any Car! by getam: 9:21pm On Apr 03, 2009
I never claimed to be a master of chrysler cars,its because i said i cant do chrysler keys that started the controversy in the first place with mr.kaboolee saying he can do in seconds.I never programme for chryslers.i'd rather stay with in the teriritory i am familiar with.So mr.kaboolee you can call me novice if you like i dont care.But if i may ask what does the skreem stands for is it not the sentry key remote entry module (skreem) what we were talking of is the sentry key immobilizer (skim) and how difficult its to get the access code pin.And i was not just saying what i was saying for the sake of singing here i proved beyond reasonable doubt as to why i stand by what i am saying http://hydekeys.com/CHRY_CAN01.html so what ever your opinion of me is only that, your opinion which is of no concern to me though because its not my area. smiley

Good luck with your chrysler endeavours cool

Your friend says he attests to what you are saying.No body can force me to believe anything.What im saying is i believe that when i see. grin
Autos / Re: Mercedes Smart Keys Honda Remote Keys All Kinds Of Brain Box Any Car! by getam: 5:42pm On Apr 03, 2009
Pls to be honest siena my system of mercedes programming especially when keys are lost is usually by removing ecu's and to hear you say i am dismantling half of cars by doing that i felt i was being ridiculed. embarassed

However i guess i over reacted.

If all this argument was focused on educating rather than attacking we would all be better for it.

You see i deal with all kinds of cars my self,we are having issues with volkswagen Touareg clients.the pin codes we are getting doesnt seem to work.I wouldnt mind paying for those codes.I can paypal $20 each car to generate us pin by vin,what you think cheesy

No grudges cheesy
Autos / Re: Mercedes Smart Keys Honda Remote Keys All Kinds Of Brain Box Any Car! by getam: 4:28pm On Apr 03, 2009
mr.kaboolee you want me to start a post for chrysler keys as a condition for business grin
you are the one who claim to do the keys you should start then we join cheesy

And like you said we are not enemies here.its beginning to sound like we are.Now reading the posts my self i guess i over reacted how ever its all for the good of every one. that way we learn from each other cheesy cheesy

I am not being arrogant far from that i just dont like the way i was being attcaked simply because i was trying to be honest.If they were trying to educate me i would have been happy and full of appreciation but they were trying to rubbish me.To show every one that i dont know what i am doing because sienna said so.
Autos / Re: Mercedes Smart Keys Honda Remote Keys All Kinds Of Brain Box Any Car! by getam: 3:57pm On Apr 03, 2009
ok lois love-vendor. You'd rather deal with dem kaboolee who will take your money and claim to do something they can not.Good luck grin

Atleast oga key remotes is honest he clearly states areas that are out side his domain and even offers to assist with phone numbers.

I respect that cool

And Please i beg you all lagos key programmers i am not even in lagos.So please no worry your selves wink
Autos / Re: Mercedes Smart Keys Honda Remote Keys All Kinds Of Brain Box Any Car! by getam: 3:44pm On Apr 03, 2009
Stop spitting rubbish Mr.Kaboolee.which chrysler 2006 you programmed yesterday.You were saying that you can programme in 20 seconds through the obd port why are you now talking of dump from the eeprom.I dont even think its possible to get the dump from eeproms of chrysler.If you said for any type of mercedes benze i wouldnt have doubted you. The only way you can get the codes is if you could get your get your hands on this programmer see link http://www.car-radio-decoding.com/shop/index.php?act=viewProd&productId=18   this people are the only genuine guys that can help you extract those 4 digit codes sadly for the past 3 years the pin code extracting programmer is always out of stock.i doubt if they ever made it available.

and correction please mr.kabooleee the immobilizer module you were talking of above is called skim pronounced  (skĭm) not SKREEM as you dey call am above post.
Autos / Re: Mercedes Smart Keys Honda Remote Keys All Kinds Of Brain Box Any Car! by getam: 1:19am On Apr 03, 2009
Hey if Any Nairalander is doubting who is saying the truth between me and my fellow naira lander Mr.Kaboolee regarding that its almost impossible to programme chrysler keys here in nigeria pls read this link.Even the Oga Progammers of the entire world, Advanced Diagnostics of U.K confirmed what i am saying.They say they dont release codes for even jobs they dispatch themselves in the united states,the car has to be towed in see http://hydekeys.com/CHRY_CAN01.html Its just recently that A.D Uk made a break through and even that its only limited to chrysler cars that uses CAN systems which i believe they started around year 2005 which the most common chrysler issues we get here are not.The most common chrysler wahala we come across is the Pt cruiser up to year 2003.
Besides Mr.Kaboolee you see even the advanced diagnostics U.K what they are saying is not that they will give you the skim pin codes to programme keys,what they are saying is that you get software that will make the cars (only limited to 2005 and above) not to ask for the codes only for the controller area network (CAN) chrysler cars.

Its important to note that this Advanced Diagnostics guys are the brains behind all the pirated programmers of this world.They spent millions on research and their products are available only to their registered lock smiths who by the way pay them average of $5,000 to $10,000 for a programmer and still have drop return wink every time they programme key by way of buying recharge cards for their programmers
That's why its not advisable to loose your keys for oyinbo land grin They will charge you your leg to programme one skim key for you shocked

mr.kABOOLEE as you can thats why i still have my reservations to your claim that making keys for chrysler is like drinking pepper soup for you.

Even for the Controller area network chrysler cars (2005 and above) i doubt if you will be throwing bundles of dollars $$$ to advanced diagnostics in this exchange rate just to programme chrysler keys.

No grudges cool





BUY ANY TYPE OF BRAIN BOX FOR YOUR CARS ESPECIALLY END OF DISCUSSION.WE HAVE HUNDREDS IN STOCKS. cheesy
Honda,Nissan,Chrysler etc cheesy cheesy cheesy !!! email: getamquick@yahoo.com
Autos / Re: Mercedes Smart Keys Honda Remote Keys All Kinds Of Brain Box Any Car! by getam: 12:36am On Apr 03, 2009
Kaboolee if you want me to bow for the guy just because he is oyinbo with 50 years technology in his country that will never happen.What he is saying is that by removing the ecu of a car i am dismantling half the car imagine! its not like these ecu's are welded to the chasis of these cars,they have sockets you click the tabs and remove them even easier to fix them back, simple as ABC.I see no reason to sensationalise this

As for your claims you making ML keys in 20 seconds through the obd2 port My brother will all due respect to a fellow professional nairalander key master cheesy i will be believe that when i see that shocked shocked

Please if i may ask what type of transponders does the first generation ML mercedes's use.I will give you a hint its a fixed code transponder chip wink

Next question bro pls you sabi which frequency the ML key uses to communicate with the transmitter.

I just wan know if you school for this or if na just Mugu you be cheesy

As for chrysler cars which you sound like programming for you is like drinking pepper soup Well mr.kaboolee i can also programme chrysler keys what i can not do is get the skim pin codes from Chrysler,May be na Jazz you dey take get the codes i dont know

Even in u.s i believe professional lock smiths have still not over come this problem with chrysler they wont give the codes the car must be towed into the dealerships.I suppose by restricting these access codes they are helping to lower the cost of insuring these cars.Only god knows. grin

All what i said not with standing i still believe we can work together,let me know which state you are i get emails where i can not go i can hook you up with them cheesy

No grudges cool
Technology Market / Hp Dv4 Laptop, Massive 6 Gb Ram (ddr2), 250 Gb Hard Drive (sata) by getam: 7:19pm On Apr 02, 2009
HP DV4 LAPTOP, MASSIVE 6 GB RAM (DDR2), 250 GB HARD DRIVE (SATA)

CPU: Pentium Dual-Core Processor
LCD Screen: 14.1" WXGA Brightview Widescreen Display (1280x800 resolution)
Webcam: HP Integrated Webcam
Graphics: ATi Radeon HD 3200
RAM: 6 GB of DDR2 memory Maximum capacity 8 gb.
Storage: 250 GB hard drive
CD/DVD Drive: Super Multi 8X DVDR/RW with Dual Layer Support
Card Reader: 5-in-1 Digital Card Reader
Wireless: 802.11 b/g
Operating System: Windows Vista Home Premium
Battery: 6 Cell Li-Ion battery

Also comes with HP Mobile Remote control

The HP Logo at the back of the laptop has a new fluorescent feature added.It lits up extremely bright.Nice attractive addition !!


Pls Email: getamquick@yahoo.com

Autos / Re: Mercedes Smart Keys Honda Remote Keys All Kinds Of Brain Box Any Car! by getam: 12:30pm On Apr 02, 2009
For honda and toyota keys we do keys through the obdII port how.how ever there are some cars like the mercedes you are talking about and or chrysler for example you cant just go to a dealership in nigeria and say you want keys the dealerships here are not even equipped to that for mercedes cars.What dealerships here will tell you is that they will order your keys usually waiting period is about 4-6 weeks and even at that you have to provide documentation of initial title and transfer of title to you from the registered buyer the mercedes dealerships have on their computers which if not they will never give you key.And most mercedes cars that we buy (and even other cars) have not followed that strict adherence to title transfers as is required by law.some one will just go to cotonou to import car without even seeing the initial title they just give you document usually issued by the importers called or sounding like "category" in french pronounciation.Thats all.Most of the times the foreign dealerships refuse the application.For mercedes cars that are bought new here in nigeria also they have to source the keys from the manufactures without much issues but how ever the cost is so exorbitant that many many cars have wasted away as a result.
For ML keys that car has a problem check on the net you will see that the keys get fried easily,what is mean by getting fried is that the chip inside the key gets burned as a result of any unusual power surges which usually occurs when a car is jumped using battery with the keys in the ignition.Now thats a design flow even mercedes benze are aware and have tried to fix many times and have lost alot due to lemon laws in many u.s states.
And the sad thing is that even the manufactures can not issue you a key after the 6th by design of the car.A dealership will never clone a key.They only generate a diffrent i.d key.so thats why users of ML 320 in united states usually dump it in the market after the 4th or the 5th key to avoid buying a new system of ECU and keys altogether which costs around $3,500 at the time.Sadly most ML mercedes you see here are like that thats why its almost impossible to get a spare key made and sent over for you by dealers. Thats where we come in.
What we offer is an alternative solution which a dealer will not and can never do.By simply removing the Ecu we go to the eeprom chip the large square shaped ic chip in all ecu's we go there and get the memory dump.its from that dump that we will get the information we need to programme a chip key that we bring along with us.For ML cars usually takes about 20 mins for the last generation smart keys we need a day or two to come back and fix your ecu back with your new key. That way we provide the most simplistic solution to key problem in mercedes cars.If you have had an experience of lost key with a mercedes car before you will certainly not sound as sarcastic to people that will help you get a new key easily simply bbecause they remove ecu in order to help.What is in removing an ecu it self that you are calling dismantling half the car! please shut up and mind your own business lipsrsealed , let honest and hard working people earn a living.Do not open your mouth and comment on what you dont know jare .
Autos / Re: Mercedes Smart Keys Honda Remote Keys All Kinds Of Brain Box Any Car! by getam: 2:35am On Apr 02, 2009
dont loose that ML key ! loose am wahala don come. make a 2nd key for your ML 320 before its too late.you can add a non remote key to save on the cost if you already have a remote key.

BUY YOUR PARTS ANY TYPE OF CAR ESPECIALLY BRAIN BOX FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD WE GETAM FOR YOU! cheesy
Food / Re: Sweet Alewa by getam: 2:03am On Apr 01, 2009
Hello again i cant help asking what would a yankee like you be needing alewa recipe for.Just curious would really like to hear cheesy.If you tell me may be i might look up the libraries see if i cant get 1 or 2 recipes for you smiley
Food / Re: Sweet Alewa by getam: 1:58am On Apr 01, 2009
You cant ask how Alewa is made which type of Alewa there are probably several hundrededs made from various diffrent ingredients.How ever the the term Alewa in itself does not automatically implies a traditional hausa sweet.Alewa can be used to describe any type of Sweet especially the foreign ones.There is a 95% chance that an average Hausa Kid you will see on the road has never tasted any such traditional hausa Alewas you are talking of. Cheers wink
Autos / Re: Honda Accord 2003-2008 Key Remotes by getam: 2:09am On Mar 31, 2009
Wizened:

Hi keyremotes,

do you do keys for the ML 320?




I do keys for ML320 we will have to loose the ecu and the fuse box though.But wont take more than 30 minutes.we will tight them back.We also do smart keys.We are the first in Nigeria.we can do the remote key for you or if you dont need remote or you already have remote key we can just add you a low price key with the transponder embedded.Pls let us know what you think. grin
Autos / Brain Box Ecu For Any Car In Nigeria And Nissan Pls Call! Lots by getam: 12:26am On Mar 30, 2009
Brain box all cars,can get you along with the ignition from the same unit.no worry for you.KICK & GO.

all Car parts any headlight or tail light any car i am your Guy cool

Autos / Re: Mercedes Smart Keys Honda Remote Keys All Kinds Of Brain Box Any Car! by getam: 6:39pm On Mar 29, 2009
this is your remote very simple to programme less than 2 minutes,however because the mercury car is not common here we can not stock it however getting it for you is as easy as abc let me know if you are interested.usually 2 weeks we can bring it dhl but i wont advise you to do so due to cost.

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