jummydav: abeg dnt let me take it easy o, dis no be small issue o
Na wetin be burning or bornu then dey call am, God himself cannot do partial o

Abeg na laf I dey laf hya o!

jummydav: I will never go there, God forbid bad things in my life

Hehehehehehe,easy dearie.

J3da: Spyde, FUBICUTIE, gfree, Opiosko,ideology, Helenqollinz, mercyspeaks1, opeyemmmy, Sotenna, Imanuelle,Cutejay...
Una good morning inside this gr8 morning.

Mrg to u too Adary,

I was hya

Gfree5 was hya.SIGNAL

Mrg house.Gfree5 in d building.SIGNAL

yinkard4me: 991 U guys no get work ne D NYSC go soon tire una.. Come see as boix dey count down to PASSING OUT. Hmmm!

Hw e tke concern u busybody.

Gud day to u all.

WEDDING TEST!!! --Adults Only--My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating 4 over a year and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective 21 year old sister-in-law, always wore very tight mini skirts, and often times was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me,and I always got more than a nice view. One day her little sis called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived,and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me justonce b4 I get married and commit my life to her sister.Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said,I'm going upstairs to my room,and if u want one last wild fling, just come up and get me. I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go upstairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and headed straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Behold, my future family were standing outside, all clapping!. With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter Welcome to the family!".({}) I smiled and heaved a sigh of relief because I was actually heading to my car to get my condoms ...NA GOD SAVE ME O!..

PapiDShipCapt: Good morning 11-days-from-now NYSC corp members. Hope y'all had a nice sleep last night? Wakie wakie... Its a brand new day n thus a brand new race.... Blessing of today will never cease to anchor in ur lives today..IJN

Amen..

HaykayIsOkay: gfree5, Cutejay, Toyde, nedeezagha, Helenqollinz. Dimplecake, Adary, legendsilver, fraze aπϑ so many I̶̲̥̅̊n absential. Good afternoon

Aftrnoon bru

Mercy HBD to u,enjoy ur day.

Top of d morning to u all.

Ichiebullion: Helenqollinz(f), gfree5(m), meggitto21, okuefuna(f), J3da, ideology(m), urgeeonline(m), Palacedaughter(f)

Are you all in support of the truth or dare?

Yeah.

jeok:
can someone please tell me where this is coming from?

Pls jst assume u neva saw it.

legendsilver: Up gunners, we rule EPL. Its f*ckingly interesting

Is that so!

Madam Mercyspeaks na geshe ki.

Sotenna: How to upgrade your Blackberry Smartphone to Android 4.2!

So everyone seems to be going android now especially now that Tecno has come up with a new range of cheap Android phones.

Now we have come up with one of the latest technology to upgrade your Blackberry phone to an Android.

The procedure is easy but you have to follow it carefully else you could destroy your phone forever. If you aren’t sure of yourself, give your phone to someone who is tech savvy to follow these steps for you.

The procedure...

Get your blackberry smartphone ready. Make sure it is fully charged.

Go to your kitchen.

Get a frying pan and pour any kind of oil into it.

Set it to heat on the cooker/stove and wait till it begins to give off a bit of smoke to show it is very hot.

Throw your phone into the pan and let it heat till it is a crisp golden brown, then remove it.

Take a bath, dress up and go to a Samsung store

Buy a Samsung Galaxy S4.

Congratulations, you have successfully upgraded from Blackberry to Android! You can now enjoy android like everybody else. Again, make sure you follow the procedure carefully for maximum results. Have fun upgrading!

Disclaimer: The writer of this article will take no responsibility for any phones damaged while following this procedure. Using this tutorial is fully at the risk of the reader.

Oboy! Dis ur upgrade na cockastic one o .

Bia Adary take ya tym o!

lauraaa:

4 me hw nah??

We need more water to quench d fire jare.

HaykayIsOkay: nnamdipromise, Imanuelle, Cutejay, rita johnson, MissIndependent, lauraaa, gfree5, fayator, zu, yokiti, Femolacaster and †ђξ 5 guest. Good afternoong everyone. Thank God †ђξ house Iڪ ₪w̶̲̥̅ at peace.

Wlcm bro.

lauraaa: Pls ehh no vex I wanna see d pix dats causing such chaos. Stan culd u pls repost tnks . Nd @f(4goten d fuul name buh I know it starts wit an f)tnks 4 d hairstyle u posted earlier(braids) d parkin ws beautiful I'll try it someday though I'm d type dat rarely braids

Is wa for u lauraaa.

stanzo3: Saintalone, winnie (missindependent), legendsilver, cutejay, I'm disappointed in u all... well won't say much.. thx to you all crucifying me without verifying... now I knw u all beta.

My guy easy.....,best frnds fyt nd still settle and bcm closer than they used to be. We are one big family so notin can brk d bond btw us.ONE LOVE.

stanzo3:
Y u screaming? Cos of her beauty?

Beauty ke!

stanzo3: Our beautiful C13 sis... hope its jst d face u all are looking at

Chineke!!!!!!

Gfree in d building,SIGNAL!

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HaykayIsOkay: FUBICUTIE, MissIndependent(winnie),
legendsilver, 9ja spencer, rita
johnson, Truetalk, gfree5. Good morning everyone.

Mrg to u too bro

obayaya:

*singing in il divo's voice* from the lifetime of heartbreaks that brought us here today. ... it feels like we're having the time of lives

Lolzz

Cutejay: Erm erm *clears throath*
hello people i am a prospective batch C13-it's my first time on this thread so welcome me.

U'r most wlcm.

litusista: I keep asking myself what pple do on dis thread besides waiting for a 3wk orientation camp and ridiculous alawi of 19,800. If only u pple knew that life is bigger dan one year. You wud discuss abt other relevant issues of life. This our nigeria is not smiling.

Think beyond nysc!!!

Tnk u madam,but u need serious orientation on lyf cos u still hv a lot to learn if not u wouldn't hv wasted ur so precious tym to type dis trash.

legendsilver: A real boyfriend never "gives up" on his girl. He fights for her.

Hmmmmmmm