WinnieDPooh: For those of you planning to go along with very big box take note...the Soldiers are ever ready to welcome you with this

For late comers.

EVARHGREEEN: Mehnnnnn... Am itchin realll bad. Cnt wait fr Nov 5th.
#team anywherebreezeblowmego# *winx

Abi o!

Amyceilyn: This is oct 5th....i lyk the sound of nxt month 5th....u kw nah.and i tink this our batch thread has the highest number of pages ever.one love.AMYCEILYN

Yeah and u can say dat again.

ruffneck: This NASU strike fit spoil show for all man o!
Make I suspend shopping first.....batch C 13 fit turn to batch A14

Mr lytl faith,maybe it's urs and not all man.

lauraaa:

Things lyk dat don't wrk 4 me. Nt lyk I've seen any1 it wrkd 4 . So I jux pass weneva I see such, dey cn always kip nd I cn always buy mine. Tnks dear my nyt ws gud nd urs?

Splendid dearie.

lauraaa:

Haha dat ws a gud rlply gfree5. I don't click on everylink I see oh. 2 avoid spam or hackers. #justsaying#

Honestly,they only get those ppl dat lyk awoof.hw was ur nyt?

hopeyemmy:

I slept well. Trust you did, too.

Yeah I did.

hopeyemmy:

No need to quote spam posts. Next time, just hit the report button, it works wonders.

Good morning.

Aite boss,hw ws ur nyt?

lewizylee: Choiii my frend don finish benue state|hes currently a batch b13 folk from uniport|just read what he typed via whatsapp---» The state is VERY backward in terms of physical devlopmnt nd technological transfer.(this's a state dat senate president David Mark comes frm) Makurdi d state capital is a rural community nd its economy is agrarian based.(looks like 17th century in china) "Evrywher na farm farm". The only advantage to be derived in dat state is food. Accordin 2 him, u cn buy 10 tubers of medium sized yams for N500, foodstuffs r in abundance nd ridiculously cheap. U cn get "Any how" accomodation in the state capital for N1,200 p/a. i.e N100 a month for accomodation. Lewis don't laugh, other of my guys are flexing fct and enugu...Bleep benue...don't even allow nysc make mistake of bringing u here

Abeg o!,I don laf sote my bele wan burst.

Adary: On the 23rd of sept.2013,the management of NYSC rescinded on its decision to deploy corp members to classroom startin from 'BATCH C' prospective corp members,the rational behind this decision was to encourage corp members to perfect their vocations,also,it was ratified and signed in an MOU that any private org.requesting for corp members wil retain 30% of the total corp members applied for.Graduates of EDUCATION and single honours are to be deployed to the classroom.EVERY DISSAPPOINTMENT IS A BLESSING.

Nice one.

shawrygal:
Uhmm

Mmhhmm

shawrygal: Have uploaded my picture. Go there and lukuluku. Lol

Hahahaha,fyn girl no pimples..

lauraaa:

Gud tlk. If only all guys thought dis way

And ladies too.

lewizylee: hehe for papi nah no go area| that guy almost give mi hypertension last night|because him buy new theater and 1kind kukere music wen nah only girl dey solo the song for like. 2hours|papi..u case dey with the gods |expect spiritual flog in a minute time#GoodLuck#

Aha,in dat case u get naija blood be dat na!

PapiDShipCapt:

Hahaha..... Calm down broda, go n ask lewyzlee wat i did to him last night den u will know i dont joke with my priceless beauty.

Dat name sounds lyk a chinese name and dat was y u dealt wit him lyk Indomie (hungry man size) but me na correct naija guy and me no fear u meehhhn.lolz (lewyzlee na joke o).

PapiDShipCapt:

Guy pls look elsewhere she is taken

Bia,Nonso Diobi,Take ya tym o.

Chineke!,Mercy johnson,sowiiiii,Mercyspeaks fyn lyk dis. Olu bajie boys.(Boys neck go break).

PapiDShipCapt:

***knocked on d door and quietly beckoned on my lovely wife to come say hi to her jewel***

here are some goodies i bought for u babe, i know u'll like it

Aha,here they cme again. Nollywood effect taking place. Nonso Diobi and Mercy Johnson.

WinnieDPooh: Lol i didnt cook anything tonight oo or maybe we should wait for Dimplecake to serve us cakes

And Oghenefega(d biz man) since he has been paid will buy us cool drinks tonyt nd maybe SUYA.

EVARHGREEEN: Nw u r tlkin! #clears throat# am Akomolafe, Jumoke Benita Imabong Salamatu Chidimma a.k.a Evargreen slimshady d 1st... Graduate of maths/stats frm CRUTECH, Calabar. Reppin batch C 2013 corpers. You-knw-wa--i-min? *smiles

Hmmmmm,miss WAZOBIA, iya wecome o!

chismart02:

haba....i taught we are meant 2 buy white polo, white nicker, socking, etc.....but green belt will be among wot dey will give us in camp!!!

They diff btw d ones givn in camp nd ordinary rope is jst d colour. So one is xpectd to get gud ones frm traders.

hopeyemmy:

Kpekus?! Is that a latin word?!

Naaa, it was gotten frm Hon patrick Obahiagbon's dictionary.

mercyspeaks1: Good morning to every1 in d house...dys goes out to al responsible people in d house(evrybody I guess)Pls dnt fall in love in camp especialy if u r already in a relationshp,camp relationships dnt last.if at al u mst love,pls dnt *collabo*rate wif anyone.To all my sisters:Pls makesure u turn heads;bt never allow any guy see wats b4 d eggs .wish yah al d best has we prepare for our diff. Camps.One love

Hohohohohoho,na today!

WinnieDPooh: Ok lemme tell you all what happened yesterday. I went to my Aunty's church and they were celebrating the Month end harvest. Combined Mass... All the groups were asked to come out for their thanks giving offering. These groups ranges from Mothers, Fathers, Children, Undergraduates in all higher institutions, Secondary school students etc...i didnt go out with any of these groups anyway.


But when NACC National Association of Christain/Catholic Corpers was called, lo and behold i went out with them to drop my thanksgiving offering. Halleluyahhh Somborry...LWKMD

Correctest babe.

Helenqollinz: Una gud mornin o,abeg mk una help me tank baba God 4 makin me plus one dis beautiful day.God is indeed faithful.

HBD dear, WLLNP.

Alright ppl,frm me to u all it's gudnyt, ka chi nfo, odaro nd sai da safe.

fuckluv: Leave am e go soon catch mammy water

Lmao

fuckluv: Welcome home!

Gracias.

Yes yes yes!, hwdy@all ?

PapiDShipCapt: Fuckluv n gfree i grt una ... Good mornong

Dhadha u sef too...

I greet u too man!

Gudnyt to u all,especially dos lukmen nd lukwomen,