EVANKHELL:
Please do choose people who will write the nnpc/total scholarship

You mean do they shortlist shey? yes they do.

HomerTimpson:
GiftedTitty LOL i couldn't quote your comment cos of my phone type. But truely those in same shoes will truly understand.

The funniest thing is when you can't even afford drinking water and your toothpaste finish,brushing your teeth would be the last thing in your mind LOL

Lol, yes very true. I don't pray to go trough any of that again. though setbacks would come yet we move on.....

KingTom:
I just dey shout Oneh, oneh for everywhere

Wetin be Oneh

chai that reminds me of 100 level second semester. My way of fending for myself was just simple. Work like a horse during the holiday, Use it in school. But this particular semester things were different. just few weeks to exams money finished. Cry i no fit cry. Laugh i no fit laugh. I would have asked friends for help but i don't like disturbing people. call it whatever you like but im the " die in silence type". since i still had some food stuffs i cooked. i ate rice with no soup, beans withe no palm oil or pepper just salt. to make matters worse, my body cream finished, subscription expired, my soap got exhausted. as though that wasn't enough my phone got stolen that same week. You wouldn't believe through out my ordeal my room mate turned a blind eye to everything. I could still remember the day i broke down in the room crying that was the day my phone was stolen. I had ran up and down with an empty stomach searching for the phone and having ppl call my number while my room mate just chided me for being so careless. To cut the long story short i decided to talk to a friend or i would just die in silence. I told one of my friends im the fellowship. i expected this girl to start complaining how she had very little food stuff but she turned it all to a joke and asked if that was why i had been acting like a zombie. lass lass i ate a filling meal that night and slept like a baby. it tasted like the most delicious meal i have ever had in a lifetime. I ate there for three straight days albeit worried. On the last day i just felt i should check my account balance through the ATM. I met 12k. that instance 12k looked like 12billion i didnt even check the source i withdrew some money to eat. HUNGER NO GOOD oooo

brain02:
it closed 30th not 31st...so painful.

Wow, sorry about that the advert clearly stated 31st of October. I should have known better Nigerians don't stick to time. This was the same thing that happened with the NCDMB essay competition submission. I really really sorry.

Commmy:


The last meeting was adjourned to 4th November. That's next week Wednesday

some people are still monitoring meetings. Wait who is ASUU sef.

KingTom:

Mine was similar to yours after calling my client's Benue name like that Terver Matthew something na so I bounce enter inside hall only for one werey to start shouting Thomas Kunle ah Kunle baba sir Tee you sef fail this course? The invigilator come dey chance if I be yoruba or TIV, na so I say I no sabi wetin that boy dey talk o. I denied him immediately, I throway face sef and that was 2002 in the heat of Obasanjo's Exam Malpractice "war"

Lol so funny. and the man released you?

EmmaNuella77:


It is sold in the Market for #50..
Or You can look around your neighbourhood. Its not that scarce

thank you so much.

EmmaNuella77:


Pardon me for late replies
. what you'll do is:
You get any bio oil (coconut,carrot, olive..e.t.c)
Then get curry leaves

Under low heat(stove or gas) using a trying pan, put any quantity of the bio oil ,then put the leaves and allow it to fry(sort of) just let it until the oil turns green and the leaf turns black. But be very careful cause
1. Curry leave is a drying agent. So you have to put more quantity of oil and less quantity of leaves.
2. Don't leave it in the fire and go else where. Your house fit burn

Okay thanks. sorry for the late reply. but where can one get curry leaf

akboladale:


The exam will be written on the 5th of December and they do shortlist a week to exam, that is the norm.

Chai! why is it always a week to the exams.

brain02:
thanks. I'll do that tomorrow.

Have you?

brain02:
pls can I still apply for the nnpc/total scholarship tomorrow? I heard it's closing 31st tomorrow.

why not today. Anyway there's no problem if you apply for it tomorrow.

Just before the END SARS protest began shortlisted applicants of SNEPCO Schorlarship were invited for an online test. This was really surprising, as the test was just a week away from the day the email was sent. I wasn't prepared for any test so i decided to start reading from pali to pali, that was how all my wahala began. First it was the street transformer,it suddenly got spoilt as though an ogbanje had given it a death touch. We were told it was damaged beyond repair, a new transformer would be around #1.5Million. That amount will take months to get. Bad news! all the past questions were on my phone, how would I be able to access them we had no generator. So that was how reserved girl like me began to knock at the doors of strangers,both in the neighborhood and beyond, just because i heard the melodious voice of a generator at their back yard. Even my sister was surprised, she swore she could make a motivational speech out of my situation. She would tag it "The power of desperation".
To cut the long story short I wrote the exam at a cyber cafe, that was after I tried borrowing 10 different laptops, each suffering from one ailment or the other making them unfit for the test.
The quantitative aspect was tough but that wasn't the problem, i wasn't able to solve all the 50 tough mathematics questions before the time ran up (30 minutes) That one didn't even pain me. What pained me was that THE QUESTION LEAKED OUT. I had initially seen the question on a group but stubbornly refused to open it because i thought it wasn't right. Worse still we were asked not to use a calculator. My friends called me a fool for not using one. They were like how are they going to see you. Its a webcam watching you not spiritual eyes. Now i feel like a big fool imagine having to count with my hands while someone else already had all the answers at their finger tips. Can there be anything in Nigeria that is free and fair? Im still wondering.?

Ayofaks:
Here is what I did and I'm still doing to get my front hair back:

Castor oil
Palm kernel oil
Vitamin E oil

I mix all these together in a bottle. I rinse my hair with rice water once in 2 weeks, wash it off with deep hair conditioner, apply the oil, then apply shea butter.

I also make sure my hair is always wet before combing it.

Ive started using Castor oil and it feels great. my hair doesn't like shea butter neither do I. Ill try the other oil thanks. I now do african threading with what they call brush( lots of it)

bewitching:
You need a set of professional products to restore the hair, it has gone past the stage of self help. Contact 08121277893

hope its not costly because I'm still a student

peacy26:
Op u made me laugh so hard with this comical write up. have u tried virgin hair fertiliser?

I'm glad i did. I haven't tried it before. how much is it.

EmmaNuella77:
Curry leaf/ curry oil would do the trick.

How would i get that

sacajawea:
Nairalanders oya Come let's help this Girl. Even tho her problem to me is no5 not really A Problem to me oh, still she feels it's a problem.
Hair, skin and Fashion experts come in here now.

funny why would it be a problem to you when you are a guy

probably next year

My natural hair journey began two and a half years ago. Before that i had been relaxing my hair. I used virtually any relaxer i laid my hands on, i had no special brand. I made use of any brand of shampoo and hair cream. My hair was strong and i had every reason to believe it would stay that way. Talking of mega root, Ozone, Dallas, Dark and lovely? They've all passed through my hair. And they've left their foot prints as well. When I relaxed my hair I would relax it from the root to the tip, not knowing i was giving my hair slow poison. My brownish black hair began to turn golden brown, I continued. It started to tangle, I frowned and continued, it started to break i was scared but still continued. My hair then gave up. It had cried i did not listen, it had warned i did not heed. It started breaking and falling like they never belonged to my head. Those were times i would close my eyes while combing my hair. I did not want to see the innumerable strands of hair clinging to my comb. I would tell my sister to help me dispose it. Few weeks later, while washing my hair i felt like crying. My hair was coming off my head as though i was pucking feathers from a chicken with hot water. Come and see my bathroom it had turned to a mini barbing saloon. It was then it dawned on me, i was becoming bald and i was just in my late teens. I then decided to do the big chop and go natural.
Ive been a natural for 2 years now and counting. It has been far from enjoyable. Washing it is a nightmare, combing is hell. I'm usually scared of braiding my hair because it hurts so much but the worst was yet to come. As time went by i began to notice my 10 inches hair wasn't growing any longer in fact it was growing shorter. I stayed cool and measured it few months later ......Chai! It was 8 inches. It was so funny that i forgot to laugh.
June this year I then began to browse about hair care, i learnt that my hair was 4c and it had no regular curl pattern which made it prone to shrinkage. I learnt my split ends were the nasty things that prevented my hair from increasing in length though they were growing. So mumu girl that i was, i chopped of more than half of my hair believing they were split ends only for me to measure my hair again and find out they were roughly three inches. I just sighed. I began using deep conditioners, leave in and oils i have spent a lot on this hair these few months and it breaks my heart to see it this way. Things were going on fine until i decided to trim my edges too because i believed they had split ends too. That was when my wahala started. While i was even relaxing my hair loss was general and i lost my edges as much as the other part of my hair but this time it is only my edges. Ive tried every thing i can to make it grow back I moisturize and oil it every night and sleep with a satin bonnet but its not growing. I recently did a hairstyle which involves a braid on the left side of my head while the rest were twists. By the time i undid this hair style my left edges had flown off. Now ive stayed away from braids. Please i need practical advise. Im still young and its too early for my edges to be doing social distancing. HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ASUU right now will be like

Mass Communication no dey FUTA. Try elsewhere.

Its a free world bro. You can set the entire school ablaze sef....And add another 10 years working to pay off your debt.

seriously?

Joenath:

Then me I remained dormant at home right?? Abeg I no get power for talk.

U no get power for talk and u are quoting and judging someone else....SMH