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missyadorable:
This is what fits some of you guys

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Or be a baby daddy,impregnate girls and deny

Honestly,i dont pity you.

fvck u,ma'am.

The Barcelona legend will depart Camp Nou this summer after
the Spanish champions' greatest rivals activated his €250
million buy-out clause

EXCLUSIVE


Lionel Messi has left Barcelona in turmoil by agreeing to join
Real Madrid at the end of the season in a record-breaking five-
year deal that will be worth around half a billion euros.
The Argentine forward, winner of five Ballon d'Or awards and
considered one of the greatest players of all time, will cost
Madrid €250m to buy and approximately the same again in
agent fees, commissions and wages.
The move was announced directly before Saturday's Clasico at
the Santiago Bernabeu in what appears to have been a
deliberate move to destabilise the Liga leaders.
Messi, who joined Barcelona as a 13-year-old, explained that
money was the only factor driving his move.
"With Financial Fair Play, Barcelona could not give me what I
wanted and deserved," the 28-year-old said at the pre-match
press conference.

"I recommended they fund my contract by selling the Camp
Nou, but for some reason they valued the club more than me.
"When I learned this, I was heartbroken and our relationship
was finished.

"A man of my status should have a 2000-metre long mega-
yacht, staffed and powered at all times. Like [Roman]
Abramovich. The purchase and operating costs alone demand
that I take home €50m per year after tax. Minimum. Is that too
much to ask?"
However, Goal correspondent Garry McGarry obtained exclusive
information hinting at other reasons for the move.
"Gerard Pique kept beating Messi at Fifa," McGarry explained in
a series of poorly-worded tweets. "Messi hates to lose and
became angered when the club refused to replace Pique's left
hand with a pirate's hook.

"That was it for the ‘little dictator’, and he has done the
unthinkable."

Sources in Madrid have indicated that Messi has also been
offered the British Overseas Territory of Gibraltar, "when we get
it back after Britain leaves the EU", information which was not
confirmed or denied by the Messi camp.

In an official statement released by Real Madrid, Cristiano
Ronaldo said he was delighted to welcome Messi aboard and
that he was "looking forward to receiving his support from the
wing".

Barcelona, meanwhile, continue to be beset by financial
difficulties but are expected to replace Messi with Leicester
City's Jamie Vardy, who will be mentored by Uruguay star Luis
Suarez.






HAPPY APRIl 1st!
#April-Fool

donem:
Degea is foolish for conceiving that 2nd goal

oh yea he's absolutely foolish for "conceiving" that goal.

Aregs:
So this is what it feels like to be FTC, I dedicate this achievement to all my Brothers across the Nation, to all the students of MAPOLY and everyone in Ogun State and to my personal person Kelswils... Naija go better one day and we'll look back and have reasons to smile... Back to the topic, I didn't even read it, United we Stand, divided we fall, make all my Baifran brothers calm down, all of us we gather dey

my person,I sight you

kid cudi ft skyler grey hero
(need for speed)
madi diaz ashes to ashes
(the originals season 3 episode 5)

njays24:
To be candid I can't. The only person in my life who's English is very poor is my 88yr old grandmother.

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Goodmorning. I think you meant to type "whose" and not "who's...