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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by GotNoSwaggg: 6:00pm On Nov 24, 2014
Eustachio:


You are so right. Midgets like Ksslib, Thandii1, Jeykllandhyde, upload in the midnight. grin

ROTFLMAO!!!

In the midnight, they flip the script in here, and then it's "Willow" all over again!
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by GotNoSwaggg: 5:53pm On Nov 24, 2014
chrisviral:
Where have I been since that I didn't locate this thread on NL

So much Drama, I suggest we start evicting too.


I nominate decanta, gotnoswaggs and Eustino (cants spell the name)

TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by GotNoSwaggg: 5:44pm On Nov 24, 2014
WORLDPEACE:

So na only peep him fit peep? Na wa for this life o!
** Dejected, deflated, crest fallen, Slumped shoulders ***

LMAO! Dem turn the great ForkAdict to PeepingTom.

Tragic!

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by GotNoSwaggg: 5:37pm On Nov 24, 2014
Eustachio:


Kwaaaaaaa... gringrin

I even thought she's joking, so when I checked her out, her finger ring was all the clues I needed since her husby wasn't in her pic..


Move on bro.. She's the one that got away.. grin

TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by GotNoSwaggg: 5:22pm On Nov 24, 2014
WORLDPEACE:

This one wey e dey pain you like this, you don see picture be that o.

Before, na only me dey miss everybody picture for this thread but now I don turn expert.

Even saw ShortPistolZA the day she uploaded for you (I think)... It was you that requested, bah?

Na only those midgets wey dey congregate for midnight remain.

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by GotNoSwaggg: 5:01pm On Nov 24, 2014
WORLDPEACE:
Oh my gosh!!
Forkadict is free!
He is free!
He is free!
Forkadict is free!

Calm down... He can view the thread but can't comment!
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by GotNoSwaggg: 4:51pm On Nov 24, 2014
Eustachio:


She's said it several times here. gringrin

Even on her Twitter DP, you can see a ring on her finger.

Men, I was already building castles in the air... Lucky guy! grin
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by GotNoSwaggg: 4:38pm On Nov 24, 2014
chrisviral:
If only I am a spirit, I for don posses that Tayo since, I swear, some peeps for don receive something close to slap.


Btw, he promised us Drama and loudness, if he makes it through last week, Tayo where is it, tell Idris how annoying he is, Klaar should be told what a gluttony he is, always on biggie's food, how pathetic goitse is, and how boring M n B can get, I can even count how many times I have seen her on screen, how villagish Marcky2 looks, with those cheap polos of his, abi na JJ, Monkey in human body, Butty (make I leave her sha)

I need to enter that house, even if na one minute, these deadshots needs warming up.


Where is Sulu and Natasha

You just typed a load of nonsense in your bid to make Tayo look "real".

Why all the abuse? Are you sick?

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by GotNoSwaggg: 2:56pm On Nov 24, 2014
ifyjip:
observation hus....pls how many times hv any of u look at d TELY n see SIPE name moving? cos i think BIGGY'S ADMIN hv a beef wit TAYO ...even my hubby dat doesnt watch BBA said y is Tayos name allover d tv every now n den as d creziest husmate. am boiling o.

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

You don marry? Sh*t!!!

**unfollows her on twitter**

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by GotNoSwaggg: 1:45am On Nov 24, 2014
sugarcoconut:

spade:
This is the phone line for the "Rest of Africa" vote: 

+2783142100414 

Please memorize and share to the others. Get ready to bury it in an avalanche of votes when the time comes.


#Copied

Thank you.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by GotNoSwaggg: 1:43am On Nov 24, 2014
Nhlanhla is defending Tayo to Idris!

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by GotNoSwaggg: 1:26am On Nov 24, 2014
For a few hours today, Tayo, Ajani, The Lion was broken by a devastatingly, well-played prank but he ain't crushed. Tayo is the hotshot!

I never still get that ROA number oh... Shuuu! Nobody knows?
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by GotNoSwaggg: 1:20am On Nov 24, 2014
Eustachio:


And Idris the forehead kisser...

He's kissed Ellah and Quitsay's forehead over a thousand times.

The guy way tire me oh!

He is a joker... But he adds his own dimension of drama to the house.

Trezegah, JJ and Butterfly are trying to talk sense into him in the dining to stop jumping from one chic to another but he's trying to justify his stance.

Nhlanhla just joined them.

At least the house is unanimous in labelling him the bad guy.

Haha... Speaking of the devil. Trezegah just echoed our thoughts by saying to Idris, "If all of us are telling you that you are wrong, then you cannot be right".

Nhlanhla is chipping in now.

Lol... Guy, I just wan reply you sharply but it's becoming an update cause everything is happening quickly.

Trezegah is accusing Idris of being too serious and not having enough fun.

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by GotNoSwaggg: 1:09am On Nov 24, 2014
YACAA:

Thank you chale.

Chale, you sef don try...
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by GotNoSwaggg: 12:57am On Nov 24, 2014
Tayo is lying in bed and telling Ellah across the room, "Ellah, sleep in your bed this night and feel free. As from today, any man that comes after you will have to do it the right way... He will have to ask you out and treat you right. Be matured about it... Not all this cuddling around. What da f*ck does anyone derive from cuddling?"

Idris is sitting on her bed and they talk for a short bit before he concludes by telling her that they should be friends.

He is still sitting on her bed even though she is now lying on her side and acting sleepy. Dude is still persistent. But the conversation is fizzling out as Ellah is mumbling half-asleep. Idris is saying something about them trying and what what. He kisses her forehead and walks away saying he will soon be back.

Guess what! He headed straight to Goitse's bed.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Idris the cuddler! Lol...

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by GotNoSwaggg: 12:40am On Nov 24, 2014
Idris and Tayo getting into a spat.

Housemates were teasing each other generally.

Macky2 is in bed with Goitse now (upstairs) and screams at Sheaillah that she is an international fool.

Sheillah responds that he is an international local fool with a certificate. They all laugh.

Tayo then says something about Idris, Ellah which sparks Idris into coming downstairs and saying Tayo doesn't want to get on his case right now.

Tayo says "we are on your case".

Idris then stands menacingly and repeats to Tayo in a strong voice that he doesn't want to be on his case.

Tayo gets upset and starts saying stuff like, "Are you in this house to cuddle? All you do is cuddle, cuddle, cuddle... A young man like you... Cuddling and whispering every time. What do you have to lose? You say you were in the military. I was in the fucking Navy for 2years. Are you mad? Fi le... Be breaking doors up and down... Break another door... Hasshoe. I have a cousin your age. Are you mad? Are you a foooool? You are 21years and all you do is cuddle, cuddle. You cuddle with Ellah and don't do anything. It is because of people like Idris they had to bring those ex-housemates in with condoms."

The housemates are laughing at Idris (who is sulking) and quietly supporting Tayo.

Tayo was initially pissed but is now chilled again after ranting. Idris just chilled quietly.

Now, Idris has gone where Ellah and Butterfly are discussing privately about the unfolding incident. Idris begins flipping and saying "this place is not a f*cking church... I don't have to be nice to everybody... Is this place a church".

Ellah tries to pacify him and grabs his hand but he snatches his hand away and walks into the next room still ranting.

Ellah and Butterfly then say, "the time he was supposed to flip, he didn't flip... Now he wants to transfer it on us".

Tayo, JJ, Nhlanhla, Trezegah and Sheillah are in the kitchen whipping up sandwiches and Tayo goes, "Now we know the men from the boys. Mr cuddler".

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by GotNoSwaggg: 12:18am On Nov 24, 2014
Eustachio:


Nice one bro.. Keep it flowing!!

Yes Boss! **bends down to shake him**
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by GotNoSwaggg: 12:17am On Nov 24, 2014
safarigirl:
lol. If she's so eager she can beg the HOH to put her up tomorrow or pray Brad evicts her. Oh, and the organisers said Brad can only evict a HM who is not up for eviction

If nor be Brad Pitt, na lie!
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by GotNoSwaggg: 12:11am On Nov 24, 2014
All housemates are inside the house now. Ellah is tying a towel and flashing a few body parts occasionally (Butterfly even had to help her adjust the towel). The housemates can't seem to shut up.

Tayo is leading the gang in teasing Macky2 of being a P.I.M.P! Says When Macky2 saw Feza, he left Sipe, when he will see Rihanna, he will leave Feza. They are virtually speaking at the same time so it is difficult to type out a conversation. Everyone is screaming. Macky2 is ordering Sipe (jokingly) to come back upstairs because she went down to join the gang in teasing Macky2.

Now, Sipe is screaming that she was alone on her bed for two nights. Sheillah is instigating, shouting, "Eeeeehhhhhh!!! Two nights! Two nights!!!! If you go upstairs, I will pull your wig!"

Tayo says, "let him fight for you like a man. Let him fight to get you back."

Nhalnhla says, "it's a long walk to freedom. Do it for Mandela."

Ellah says, "Come down and get Sipe".

Idris and Goitse in one corner on the bed... Speaking privately.

Housemates screaming again. Even Ma'am Bea is very active in teasing and poking fun at Macky2.

Trezegah and Ellah locked in a tight embrace as she screams "Bleep You" at Macky2.

Tayo, "All of us, we are sleeping downstairs, only you will sleep upstairs".

Trezegah, "Romeo come downstairs".

The housemates are hollering at Goitse and Idris to come downstairs so Macky2 can sleep upstairs alone.

Macky2 is accepting it well but looks helpless.

There's so much energy in the house. Positive energy. It's a fact the housemates have never bonded this way.

Ellah just screamed something like "Tayo rocks". Then wags her forefinger at Macky2 and says, "No money for you".

Macky2 has come downstairs.

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by GotNoSwaggg: 11:50pm On Nov 23, 2014
Nhlanhla says he is moving to Nigeria and will get a Nigerian name, "Akin Nhlanhla".

Homeboiz, Nhlanhla, Tayo and Trezegah just whyling out... With Sheillah and Ma'am Bea, the last chics standing.

Nhlanhla and Sheillah cuddling, Tayo and Ma'am Bea cuddling, Trezegah cuddling his blanket and still looking like a member of a biker gang with his red bandana!

Trezegah is saying he has never seen Nhlanhla and Sheillah kissing. Says he knows when they do, it will ring in their medulla oblongata (something along those lines).

Ma'am Bea is using this opportunity to find out what Uti likes in a woman. She also asked if Uti spoke to Tayo about her? Tayo tells her not to worry...That she should just remain the way she has been and Uti once told him that Ma'am Bea is a very good girl. That she can feel whatever she wants as a human being but she should not let it affect her game. He says she should chill till after the show and she should not worry because Uti is his Gee.

Wow! She is totally smitten by Uti, there's no way to put it into words. Her eyes light up with each word of encouragement that Tayo speaks about how 2 weeks will be gone in a heartbeat and she has nothing to worry about Uti. Left to her, the show should end tomorrow. When Tay said two weeks, she countered by saying, "from tomorrow, it will no longer be 2weeks, just one week plus".

Ma'am Bea's words are a reminder that in 2weeks time, it'll be good bye to this thread! grin

Hope our fallen soldiers make it back before the show is over. #Free ForkAdict

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by GotNoSwaggg: 10:54pm On Nov 23, 2014
ShortPistolZA:


I actually liked Bev towards the end of their stay. She touched me in different ways with the Angelo thing. I was really pulling for them, hoping they'd make it work. Ah well. Bimp all I remember is his fake accent. Never liked or hated him. Glad to hear they're all doing great though.

Are you some journo or what? How come you're rubbing shoulders with celebytches grin?

Ha! Rubbing shoulders ke? I simply ran into them oh...
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by GotNoSwaggg: 10:21pm On Nov 23, 2014
kgr28:


Mxm Nhlanhla wont win this, so I support potential winners - #Idris #FreeForkadict

Yeah... But Nhlanhla already won 40,000 rand tonight with the song he made.

#Free ForkAdict (Obinoscopy)
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by GotNoSwaggg: 10:19pm On Nov 23, 2014
Eiya! The housemates are so united tonight. They're all gathered outside smoking shisha and boozing with music playing softly in the background.

Tayo: "No matter what happens tomorrow, whether nominations or anything, this is the best moment we have had in this house".

Then they all raise their glasses to toast to that.

Took those ex-housemates to bring this hasshoes together... Uti, Elikem, Natasha, Sulu, Luclay and Vimbai, una welldone oh... Lol!
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by GotNoSwaggg: 10:12pm On Nov 23, 2014
ShortPistolZA:


What's with Bimp & Beverley? Are they an item? I tried following up on Angelo & Beverley's relationship- what I found out is that they broke up because the Nigerian media kept reporting "false" stories about her with other men or whatever. I read it on the net somewhere.

Good for Melvin.

Don't think they are lovers... More like buddies.

Bimp looks fresher in real life than he ever did on tv! Very correct guy too and loves to talk... Chilled with him for almost an hour that night. We did the whole one blood, one love thingy... Lol! Other peeps were all over Beverly (probably after saying trash about her while she was in the house).

Bimp was actually my favourite that season (for those wey dey call me tout like Tayo grin). Felt bad when he was evicted.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by GotNoSwaggg: 9:59pm On Nov 23, 2014
kgr28:


Ohhhh haleluujah Idris ma nígga I see you, finaly someone in the house sees this, money for Idris!

Lol... In your haste to support anybody against Tayo, you forgot Nhlanhla is still in the house, right?
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by GotNoSwaggg: 9:57pm On Nov 23, 2014
manneger2:

guy stop talking shi.t na d same thing una talk during lilian time and she left. just shatap n vote for him if u wan him to stay

Lol... Guy, you be tout just like my hommie, Tayo!

Na so you wan take convince her to vote Tayo? Calm down bros!

Abeg Pearl104, no vex... Vote Tayo and forget Biggies politics. He is the real hotshot!
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by GotNoSwaggg: 9:52pm On Nov 23, 2014
labelledame:
She is LOveable even Uti said that;THERE IS NOTHING TO HATE ABT HER smiley smiley

Yes oh! She's a very sweet lady and I don't believe any of those nonsense about Permithias shagging her in babylon. It's just a nasty rumour... Same way some people believed that that BradTheLong guy was coming into the house to evict a housemate. It's just too silly to believe!

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by GotNoSwaggg: 9:45pm On Nov 23, 2014
ShortPistolZA:


What is he up to now? In his life I mean.

Beats me! I hear he acts but I don't really know (don't watch home videos).

The one time I could have gotten concrete info on him was when I ran into Beverly and Bimp at a club in Port-Harcourt (Southern Nigeria) and asked her about Melvin, but she had no idea too!

I remember one guy asking after Angelo and she replied with a murderous look. Lol... What happened? Did that guy go back to his former girlfriend?
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by GotNoSwaggg: 9:32pm On Nov 23, 2014
Does Ellah wash this her everyday night outfit? She doesn't look so unattractive anymore though. Something changed about that girl.

I just noticed Sipe's nose for the first time... That nose get as e be!

I really like ma'am bea... Not because she is a Ghanaian.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by GotNoSwaggg: 9:29pm On Nov 23, 2014
Obviously, I'm going to begin voting for the first time this season.

Who get that ROA number? That's the phone line I want to bombard this week.

My hommie, Tayo is going nowhere. Are they mad!!!

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by GotNoSwaggg: 9:25pm On Nov 23, 2014
ShortPistolZA:


LOL true & he sometimes took too long to nominate people. I really liked him though. He seemed like a genuine person.

Yes, he was also "real" in his own way... Just too boring. By 'boring', I mean non-controversial. He could hold a neutral conversation and shared a few laughs in the house.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by GotNoSwaggg: 9:22pm On Nov 23, 2014
aereec:



Stupid points from Idris on Tayo. Those were Samantha's lines.

Free my Samantha from this matter oh...!

But Tayo explains his actions too much... And he has truly been victimized on various occasions.

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